Vulcan Penis (Star Trek)

[Shrapnel]

Who the fuck would actually spend time thinking about a Vulcan's penis?

'http://allyourtrekar..o.us/vulcanpenis.ht
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'Maybe, like deer do with their antlers, Vulcan men drop their penises after Pon Farr, and they grow a new one in seven years. Every seven years, they just grow a brand new one. Why not? The truth is, nobody really knows for sure if they do or don't.'

More importantly, do you kids even know what Pon Farr is or am I in the generation of Kirk and the original Star Trek?

[shadow699]

sorry I'm not THAT big of a nerd to watch star trek

[bigexplosions]

And how did you stumble upon this?

[Shaun]

vulcans dont exist,
and the characters didnt have "vulcan penises" i dont think the costume design/make-up artists went that far.

[DanPanic]

Perhaps one’s social quirks can become so potent that they affect their sexuality as well?

/didn't RTFA

[Monkeypox]

I like star trek.. but don't often watch the original, I watch The Next Generation.
So I have limited knowledge on Kirk and Vulcans and all that.

[ArabFreak]

Where the hell do you get those links from?

[Pork]

At 12/17/05 07:59 AM, bigexplosions wrote: And how did you stumble upon this?

haha, exactly what I was thinking.

[TheMaster]

How exactly did you find this?

[shak3s]

Vulcan penis' behave similar to Romulan penis', everyone should know that.

[PirateKirby]

How the hell did this topic live past 3 replies?

[bigexplosions]

At 12/17/05 08:24 AM, PirateKirby wrote: How the hell did this topic live past 3 replies?

Mod makes topic = anything more than 3 replies.

Just do the math.

[Shrapnel]

At 12/17/05 07:54 AM, shadow699 wrote: sorry I'm not THAT big of a nerd to watch star trek

Dude, Star Trek is classic. You have to watch just a few episodes to get all the jokes in today's comedy.

How would you get Scotty's line "I can't reach the controls Captain" if you never watched it.

How did I find this link? I typed Vulcan penis ok?

OK????

Star Trek paved the way for sci-fi entertainment. Star Wars couldn't have been a hit without it.

Well.. maybe not... but it did make sci-fi more acceptable and space travel more something that people could find tangible.

Kind of like how the Lord of the Rings novels made a whole fantasy genre.

[Shrapnel]

At 12/17/05 08:24 AM, PirateKirby wrote: How the hell did this topic live past 3 replies?

Hey, would you learn to fucking contribute properly to a thread?

Sheesh. Look how long I've been on this forum. I've been posting since before your balls dropped sonny.

[Metalix]

At 12/17/05 08:39 AM, Shrapnel wrote: Sheesh. Look how long I've been on this forum. I've been posting since before your balls dropped sonny.

PWNED...
Pon Farr? i hear it like Porn Farr
(same all...)

[Ted-Easton]

Such fools, to not know of Ponn Farr. I mean, what are they going to do if their ship is mysteriously sent to the other side of the galaxy along with the crew of an enemy ship, and there is a vulcan on board, and it will take you seventy (though actually seven) years to get home, and he is guaranteed to need a mate, but there is no way of getting one?

Have any of them thought of that? Now who will be the chief of security?

[Vegeton]

At 12/17/05 07:49 AM, Shrapnel wrote: More importantly, do you kids even know what Pon Farr is or am I in the generation of Kirk and the original Star Trek?

The Pon Farr is the mating ritual between male and female vulcans every seven years. I was sure that Spock went through it but then I remembered that was his marriage but he might've been going through the Pon Farr at the time because Vulcans going through the Pon Farr become crazy. Like how Spock tried to kill Kirk (and he thought he did).

[Fatboy]

At 12/17/05 07:49 AM, Shrapnel wrote: 'Maybe, like deer do with their antlers, Vulcan men drop their penises after Pon Farr, and they grow a new one in seven years. Every seven years, they just grow a brand new one. Why not? The truth is, nobody really knows for sure if they do or don't.'

Actually I think they tackled that in an episode of Enterprise.

It's true.

[humantarget52]

At 12/17/05 09:38 AM, VegetonTheSnowman wrote:

The Pon Farr is the mating ritual between male and female vulcans every seven years. I was sure that Spock went through it but then I remembered that was his marriage but he might've been going through the Pon Farr at the time because Vulcans going through the Pon Farr become crazy. Like how Spock tried to kill Kirk (and he thought he did).

Do you think Spock had freaky sex with the other Vulcan chick?

If so, pics please?

[Vegeton]

At 12/17/05 09:33 AM, Ebanezer wrote: Have any of them thought of that? Now who will be the chief of security?

Didn't you see the episode of Voyager where they simulated Tuvok's wife and his homeworld in the holo-deck and try and successfully bypass the Pon Farr and it did work. And who will be the chief of security? Don't you remember the episode where Neelix took over being chief of security like in some alternate time line or something of the sorts.

[Shrapnel]

Neelix was one of the reasons I could not watch Voyager.

The main reason was Captain Janeway.

Everyone else was ok.

Other than that.. I don't know why the series just didn't hit it off with me.

I didn't like Enterprise either.. they were trying too hard to keep the franchise going.. it just became a dorkfest.

[Fatboy]

At 12/17/05 09:46 AM, Shrapnel wrote: I didn't like Enterprise either.. they were trying too hard to keep the franchise going.. it just became a dorkfest.

The time travel episodes turned me off. The ones where they were coping with new technology/species and problems which would be simple for any of the other ships are pretty good though.

[Vegeton]

At 12/17/05 09:46 AM, Shrapnel wrote: Neelix was one of the reasons I could not watch Voyager.

Neelix went away in later seasons, his girlfriend being dead and having found his people on another planet he left Voyager and became Earth's embassador to the Delta quadrant.

The main reason was Captain Janeway.

Her hair bothers be, fortunately it was changed in later seasons.

Everyone else was ok.

Yeah, Tuvok and the Doctor appealed to me the most.

Other than that.. I don't know why the series just didn't hit it off with me.

I didn't like Enterprise either.. they were trying too hard to keep the franchise going.. it just became a dorkfest.

Enterprise was crap. It ruined nearly all contuinity in all Star Trek series and the effects were done so well that it didn't make sense with the original Star Trek. And the fact that they run into the borg makes no sense either because every captain has to report meeting a new species and theres no report of the Borg until Star Trek Next Generation.

[EnglishPanda]

Just like no one knows if you have a penis or not ?

[Shrapnel]

At 12/17/05 09:50 AM, VegetonTheSnowman wrote:

Enterprise was crap. It ruined nearly all contuinity in all Star Trek series and the effects were done so well that it didn't make sense with the original Star Trek. And the fact that they run into the borg makes no sense either because every captain has to report meeting a new species and theres no report of the Borg until Star Trek Next Generation.

Oh dear God I had no idea that happened... fuck.. nothing I hate more than horrible writing.

I hate prequels.

[Shrapnel]

At 12/17/05 09:48 AM, Fatboy_ wrote:

The time travel episodes turned me off.

Time travel is only cool if you get to fuck hot bitches in the past.

[Fatboy]

At 12/17/05 09:57 AM, Shrapnel wrote:

At 12/17/05 09:48 AM, Fatboy_ wrote:

The time travel episodes turned me off.

Time travel is only cool if you get to fuck hot bitches in the past.

But then you find out its your grandmother.
And you just became your own grandfather
Only hours after finding out that the Roswell UFO was caused by your ship crashing.

...god I miss Futurama.

[PirateKirby]

At 12/17/05 08:30 AM, bigexplosions wrote:

At 12/17/05 08:24 AM, PirateKirby wrote: How the hell did this topic live past 3 replies?

Mod makes topic = anything more than 3 replies.

Just do the math.

That makes so much sense...

[Zyber-demon]

Pics please?

[HuIk]

At 12/17/05 01:02 PM, Zyber-demon wrote: Pics please?

Okay