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*drives over a couple zombies*

I'm outta San Diego! heading toward Nevada!

*runs over zombie, it flies in air*

oh shit! a small desert town. I'll check for survivors.

*pulls into town, unholsters Tommygun*

Its official, they've hit Canada. Reporting from Northern Scarborough. I've holed up in my apartment building. I cut the elevators, and barricaded the doors. Using the front door camera, We can watch them outside. Theres only a few, but they're here. Luckily, we've got a gun enthusiast here, he's equipping the dwellers here. We're going to try and make a bridge out of some 2 by 4 to the next builidng. I'll keep you posted.

this is my fav. weapon ^_^

I'm lucky...
They haven't gotten anywhere near my house. Phew...
I gotta go get my Daisy Red Rider BB Gun.

THIS IS MY 1337 BOOMSTICK:

The ultimate zombie takedown kit - AK-47 and RPG7.

THIS IS MY 1337 BOOMSTICK:

OMG A COW IS HERE TO SAVE US ALL! CALL HidraolicCat! He will summon Jib, the ruler of the Earth!

UPDATE: this will be the last transmission from station alpha, the secure post in the midlands (uk). The zombies havent breached the walls yet, but its only a matter of time. We have moved everyone further south, a place called Bicester is the main depot, we will move the remaining troops there and get them assigned to a relocation site. We have to get out soon, before more of them arrive. Am so tired, need to sleep. Will update when I can, we're moving out at 0600. Wish us luck, as we wont have artillery or air support to cover our escape. Its going to be close.

At 1/18/06 08:49 PM, Jedi_Master_Xanthus wrote: UPDATE: this will be the last transmission from station alpha, the secure post in the midlands (uk). The zombies havent breached the walls yet, but its only a matter of time. We have moved everyone further south, a place called Bicester is the main depot, we will move the remaining troops there and get them assigned to a relocation site. We have to get out soon, before more of them arrive. Am so tired, need to sleep. Will update when I can, we're moving out at 0600. Wish us luck, as we wont have artillery or air support to cover our escape. Its going to be close.

I'm in a deserted town in the Nevada desert now! i just blasted a couple zombies! Is there a relocation site anwhere in the U.S? I have to hole up here for now! i got food n water! and some ammo from a small police station!

At 12/16/05 07:13 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Uhoe. I better go get my ex, my mum, my step dad, and my ex's best friends, and go to the local.

*shaun of the dead

That's a terrible reference to a good movie. :(

LOL 28 days later?

I'll report this to the ZSC!!!!

This Bamvytar from washington. I have been in hiding for the last two days, ever since I heard about the "zombies". My whole family is dead, but they're still walking around, one of them tried to bite me but i managed to run into an abandoned house and locked the door. After that I stole the car and drove to the nearest military base where my father lives. There were no guards at the gates, and when i got to his duplex nobody was home. i haven't seen anyone for days and i can only assume that the zombies are really here. This isn't a nightmare, it's reality. Wait, I think i hear someone outside...maybe it's my dad! I'll go look. I'll post again as soon as i can!

We should form sqauds

At 1/18/06 09:06 PM, LokLokLok wrote: We should form sqauds

down with that! whats yur location?
Mines: Nevada Desert!

At 1/18/06 09:06 PM, LokLokLok wrote: We should form sqauds

Yes, I think so too.

Zombie's!!!1 Better post about it on the bbs quick!

At 1/18/06 09:04 PM, Bamvytar wrote: This Bamvytar from washington. I have been in hiding for the last two days, ever since I heard about the "zombies". My whole family is dead, but they're still walking around, one of them tried to bite me but i managed to run into an abandoned house and locked the door. After that I stole the car and drove to the nearest military base where my father lives. There were no guards at the gates, and when i got to his duplex nobody was home. i haven't seen anyone for days and i can only assume that the zombies are really here. This isn't a nightmare, it's reality. Wait, I think i hear someone outside...maybe it's my dad! I'll go look. I'll post again as soon as i can!

*knock knock Knock Knock Knock and rings doorbell for good measure* ok ive got 2 coconuts a imagniary horse and a ak47 with a crapload of round 4 pistols 3 knifes the holy hand gernade and a sniper rifle and ammo.

It wasn't my dad...it was a little kid..maybe four years old. He had dried blood caked on the side of his head. I tried to go help him...I figured he couldn't be a zombie since he rang the doorbell. BIG MISTAKE. Zombies can ring doorbells. the little fucker attacked me. He jumped on me and I started beating on his head and he tried to bite me. I managed to push him off but when I tried to run back into the house he lunged at my leg and his teeth just barely punctured my flesh. I'm freaking out ...what's going to happen?? Am I going to become one of them. I'm so scared I can't think straight. Fuckin kids....My hands are shaking. I'm losing a lot of blood...I took a knife to my leg and hacked off the skin where he bit me. I'm hoping maybe that was enough to keep from getting infected. I think I'll go lay down for a bit.

oh so i was at your backdoor? ok can i come in? please?

At 1/18/06 09:10 PM, LokLokLok wrote: *knock knock Knock Knock Knock and rings doorbell for good measure* ok ive got 2 coconuts a imagniary horse and a ak47 with a crapload of rounds...

Check.

4 pistols...

Colt .45 govt.
.50 Desert Eagle. I know you fanboys will love that.
.357 Smith & Wesson.
Glock 18.

3 knifes the holy hand gernade and a sniper rifle and ammo.

5.56 XM177 sniper.

Sound like you?

*smokes cigarrete*

o.k........ just filled car with gas from town gas station...... hey.... whats that?

oh crap! a crapload of zombies! *gets in car, engine stutters*
CRAP! car better start!

one of da zombies looks like Bedn! he prolly wants his candy back!

Reporting from my apartment on Vancouver island, Canada.
I saw one zombie in the street and shot him clear between the eyes with my desert eagle.
Theres zombie remains everywhere and the blood is green and acidic.
Im taking in a piece of flesh for examiation.
Will send intel later.

*grabs the katanas and shurkins then loads the shotgun and grabs plenty of ammo*

im commign to help fend them off

Oh Bloody shitcakes, were all gonna die!
*Gets swords, wooden sword, broken hockey stick and knives*
Bring it on, ya bunch of groin-cannibals!!!

* Bedn zombie trying to break window*
c;mon! start!
*car starts, drives off*
see y'all mafuckas!

This Is undead soldier from ventura California, the entire city is infected and the army have closed off the city, extermination squads are raiding building after building most cops or soldiers that come around my neighborhood are killed by a horde of undead monsters, my parents were lucky enough to make it to a rescue station while they were out, but I'm still in my house, the zombie bastards took my left arm and i only armed with a machete, it won't be long before they get me, WARNING STAY AWAY FROM VENTURA I REPEAT STAY AWAY FROM VENTURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I, like many others, wish this topic were true.

Just call Maddox..........just watch your nuts

*grabs shotgun* bring it.

At 1/18/06 10:40 PM, Enoll wrote: I, like many others, wish this topic were true.

ahaha yeah. it would be the only time to put all those hours of resident evil 4 to use....*sigh*.