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At 12/16/05 05:49 PM, -Sheck- wrote:

On that note, no more name questions. You can only give an interesting answer to them once.

I didn't see it... :(

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Why isnt Sheck answearing my questions?
why isnt anyone answearing my questions?
Who is Santa Claus?
Why is he Santa Claus?
How many types of birds are out there?
Do you like Cheese?
What kind of Cheese?

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At 12/16/05 05:50 PM, Superion wrote: The colour red or the colour penis?

Penis, of course. Blends well with green, I'd say.

At 12/16/05 05:50 PM, Bou wrote: Wheres my hamster?

Under a car tire. If there's on in your tank, it's a robot fake sent by the government that's going to ignite your house.

At 12/16/05 05:50 PM, SaintShun wrote: Ask anything huh....

whats the meaning of life?

Answered it already.

Does Michael jackson use panties?

On Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Do you use panties?

On Tuesdays and Thursdays.

What are panties?

Comfortable.

Who am i?

SaintShun.

When is the Judgement day?

8/16/2118

Why am i asking so many stupid unrelated questions?

It arouses me.

Who is Sheck?

A dickhead.

What does Sheck do?

Masturbate.

Are you Sheck?

Yup.

If you are sheck, how cool is it to be Sheck?

It pays the bills. Actually, not really.

Can you give me a quarter?

Sure, gimme your Paypal link.

if no, Why not?

Bologna.

At 12/16/05 05:52 PM, XmasCarolMan wrote: I didn't see it... :(

Error processing question. Error 138: Statement. Commence Misfits reference.

At 12/16/05 05:56 PM, SaintShun wrote: Why isnt Sheck answearing my questions?

He hit his post count.

why isnt anyone answearing my questions?

They're lazy.

Who is Santa Claus?

Wade.

Why is he Santa Claus?

He has a beard.

How many types of birds are out there?

17,185,145,125,002,180,169,058,056, including undiscovered species.

Do you like Cheese?

Hell yes.

What kind of Cheese?

Chedder, mainly.

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How can I be sure that the entire universe isn't just my own simple illusion?

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How many times do one shit in a lifetime?
How many times youve had a shit in your life?
Do you like Puppies?
Is it true that Eric Bauman is Wade in disguise?
Wasnt he Santa?
Is he cheating on his wife with Mrs. Claus?
Why?
Am i boring?
Whats a meteorite?
Why cant two man get the babies?
Why cant two woman have babies?
Why cant two Sheck's have babies?
Are there others like you in the world?
Is there life apart from us on the Universe?

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OK another few questions:
If Gilletteis the best a man can get, what is second best?
How much "load" does ariel take off your mind?
When I shake Jamie Oliver's Flavour Shaker at a constant velocity of 67.9 mph and during this 2137821021632797816 people release flatulence, what will my velocity be reduced to and how will this affect the invention of cheesy muffins?

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At 12/16/05 05:56 PM, ornery_scotsman wrote: You havent the slightest idea what your talking about do you?

Lol no :)

At 12/16/05 05:58 PM, Onimal wrote: How can I be sure that the entire universe isn't just my own simple illusion?

You'll realize it is when you wake up. Every day, you dream of having a life. And then when you wake up in the real world, you'll live the second day of your real life.

At 12/16/05 06:01 PM, SaintShun wrote: How many times do one shit in a lifetime?

Varies from person to person, of course.

How many times youve had a shit in your life?

76,148 at this point.

Do you like Puppies?

Love them.

Is it true that Eric Bauman is Wade in disguise?

No. He's a ninja thief in disguise as Wade in disguise as Eric Bauman.

Wasnt he Santa?

No.

Is he cheating on his wife with Mrs. Claus?

Shhh...Don't tell.

Why?

She's got some nice jugs.

Am i boring?

Compared to most people, no.

Whats a meteorite?

God's blackheads.

Why cant two man get the babies?

The stork as a homophobe.

Why cant two woman have babies?

Same.

Why cant two Sheck's have babies?

They can and they have. 2 very beautiful daughters, Jessica and Harmony. Sheck and Sheck are very proud.

Are there others like you in the world?

You mean with incribly tiny penises? Yes.

Is there life apart from us on the Universe?

Yes, in galaxies far, far away.

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At 12/16/05 06:06 PM, -Sheck- wrote:

Whats a meteorite?

God's blackheads.

STOP!!; that made me laugh so hard, its the best answear ive got, GJ

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If i kicked a ghost in the sack would it get hurt?

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How come flies fly but moths don't moth?

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What is the hokey-pokey really all about?

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i always wondered, what is cold fusion? hope i spelled it right

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At 12/16/05 06:18 PM, Master_The_Hedgehog wrote: If i kicked a ghost in the sack would it get hurt?

No, your foot would go through.

At 12/16/05 06:36 PM, ChristmasTreevin wrote: How come flies fly but moths don't moth?

They're too busy flying.

At 12/16/05 06:37 PM, -Kappa- wrote: What is the hokey-pokey really all about?

Doing it and turning yourself around.

At 12/16/05 06:40 PM, XG-1095 wrote: i always wondered, what is cold fusion? hope i spelled it right

A hypothetical form of nuclear fusion occurring without the use of extreme temperature or pressure.

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If you had a camera that could take a billion pictures a second, would you be able to see light traveling through air with a precisely timed exposure?

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You ignored my questions :'(

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At 12/16/05 06:05 PM, Cavaliers wrote: OK another few questions:
If Gilletteis the best a man can get, what is second best?

Lindsay Lohan.

How much "load" does ariel take off your mind?

.12 grams, which is a lot.

When I shake Jamie Oliver's Flavour Shaker at a constant velocity of 67.9 mph and during this 2137821021632797816 people release flatulence, what will my velocity be reduced to and how will this affect the invention of cheesy muffins?

62.35, due to the increase of thickness in the atmosphere. The muffins won't hold together as well, making them slightly crumbly.

Sorry I didn't answer earlier, I did this before and hit my limit. When I came back, I forgot to redo this one.

At 12/16/05 07:05 PM, -API- wrote: If you had a camera that could take a billion pictures a second, would you be able to see light traveling through air with a precisely timed exposure?

Yeah, actually. It's nothing special.

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At 12/16/05 07:12 PM, -Sheck- wrote: Yeah, actually. It's nothing special.

Will you elaborate?

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Ok. Im asking so many questions. Do I <3 you?

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Can God microwave a burrito so hot that he himself cannot touch it?

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If i hold a number of beavers equal to the number 13241609856786272495676932841 in my left hand, and the number of beavers equal to the number 3124731279624.324178347, how many cats can be zwarched into the quaortin before the joyblot hoarches the blorbahg?

why are you answereing these questions?

are you using a site/gen. to answer them?

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Why is life all of a sudden boring?

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why am i so cute??/

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What is the rate of fire for an AK-47 assault rifle? (I already know it, I'm just testing you.)

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is bedn the real antichrist?

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At 12/16/05 07:13 PM, -API- wrote: Will you elaborate?

Nope.

At 12/16/05 07:18 PM, -Painkiller- wrote: Can God microwave a burrito so hot that he himself cannot touch it?

God can touch anything. He has golden cooking mits formed out of souls.

At 12/16/05 07:27 PM, mexicanzpride wrote: If i hold a number of beavers equal to the number 13241609856786272495676932841 in my left hand, and the number of beavers equal to the number 3124731279624.324178347, how many cats can be zwarched into the quaortin before the joyblot hoarches the blorbahg?

Only 2.

why are you answereing these questions?

Pass the time.

are you using a site/gen. to answer them?

With the questions I've been asked so far...I wouldn't need to.

At 12/16/05 07:30 PM, -Rule- wrote: Why is life all of a sudden boring?

Xbox 360 is the only next-gen console out.

At 12/16/05 07:31 PM, Rinkultheferret wrote: why am i so cute??/

Your parents are the sex.

At 12/16/05 07:32 PM, anonymous_08 wrote: What is the rate of fire for an AK-47 assault rifle? (I already know it, I'm just testing you.)

650-800 rounds/min for most of them.

At 12/16/05 07:39 PM, someguy362 wrote: is bedn the real antichrist?

Yes. He plays Jesus in chess every Wednesday.

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How come my left hand has a wound on it, but my right hand is completely devoid of owies?

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Sheck, why is it that Hip Hop is taking over and there's nothing that we can do? I'm scared of the negroes, Sheck, I is scared..

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What's with regulars putting "-" in their usernames?

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When will daddy stop hurting mommy so much?