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3.80 / 5.00 4,200 ViewsIn school today, right after having "Newgrounds Knowledge", I walked away with my dear friend Bahamut7 to the school's cafeteria.
As usual Onic and Slightly_Crazy_Dude sat at one of the tables occupied by a b33r battle, some emos were slitting wrists at another blood stained table and some geeks were speaking latin and playing "Tetris" on their pocket calculators.
Anyways, we pointed and laughed at some of the people (As usual) when suddenly dr0nk Onic believes that we were laughing at him.
So he picks up a can of b33r and throws it towards us while Slightly_Crazy_Dude moans with his barbaric accent:
"Wut my b33r!!!" >='(
As Slightly_Crazy_Dude continues his moaning, the dreadful Onic starts rolling after us like a bowling ball in the form of a b33r containing fat body.
So damn we run through half of the Newgrounds School and gets a janitor called Maus after us aswell. =C
We ran and ran and ran till we thought our lungs would explode but when Nephthys walks by Bahamut7 does not hesitate to waste a moment's breath to call on her by "Sexy baby".
"Why you call me Ms. Sexy?!?!?!?!?!?!", a korean guy yells with poor English who obviously stood close to us in a dark corner while Maus and the rolling Onic comes closer.
As he calls back the janitor Maus passes him, but only to hear "Ms. Sexy".
She gets red by anger and kicks the korean guy down while Bahamut7 and I gets away. Pffft.
That was close! =O
haha... fun shit.
I noticed you used all people who can take a joke. Good thinking considering some ppl on Ng are uptight as hell about stuff like this.
Anyway... funny little blurb.
At 12/15/05 06:46 PM, Myst_Williams wrote: I noticed you used all people who can take a joke. Good thinking considering some ppl on Ng are uptight as hell about stuff like this.
Yeah I know. And those in the story who can not take this as a joke are banned and not here. =P
Anyway... funny little blurb.
Just for laughs you know. ;-)
At 12/15/05 06:58 PM, Andersson wrote: Just for laughs you know.
of course I do, its a canadian show.
kidding (Just For Laughs is a french canadian show around here)
At 12/15/05 07:00 PM, -Platinum- wrote: Put me in the next one!
Sure thing. =)
At 12/15/05 07:04 PM, Myst_Williams wrote: of course I do, its a canadian show.
Aha, it sucks so I thought it was American. ;-)
sweet story dude, it was really funny :D
At 12/15/05 07:26 PM, Andersson wrote: Aha, it sucks so I thought it was American. ;-)
no, its just french
that is why there are no words or speech, because it is done in quebec and no other canadians will watch a show where everyone is freaking out in french
WOWZERZ!!!1!!! All of them Peoplez Goe to Ur Sk3wl??!!!!
But seriously, that was pretty funny.
At 12/15/05 07:30 PM, Myst_Williams wrote: No, its just french
that is why there are no words or speech, because it is done in quebec and no other canadians will watch a show where everyone is freaking out in french
Hahahahahahahaha. I bet. XD
Damn French. =P
Nice story, i got a chuckle
At 12/15/05 06:48 PM, CaptinAlt wrote: ... B
What?
DigDugz, fighting communism and idiocy since 1991.
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And soon I will have to get back there again. 8-[
I hope Maus does not catch me (Onic is probably no trouble, too drunk to remember hopefully). <='(
This sounds like a mad-lib. Especially with the end, they always end with stuff like "that was close!" or like "what a day!" lolsillymadlibs
Muthafuckin
At 12/16/05 02:39 AM, LadyGrace wrote: This sounds like a mad-lib. Especially with the end, they always end with stuff like "that was close!" or like "what a day!" lolsillymadlibs
Well, whether it does or not I will have to get there now... <=S
Poor me. =/
how come I wasn't used in this cafeteria incident? :( next time use me. I wanna have fun too.
At 4/22/09 12:38 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Raped by hongkong. NEXT.
Yeah, that was one champion of a post, wasn't it? -Zerok