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Funniest User: quikfox
2005's Attention Whore: Ornery Scotsman:
Drama Queen: Wade Boggs Fulp:
Never Logs Off: Sanjay:
I Miss You...: joe324:
Most Overrated User: wigger goldencat
Most Underrated User: ?:
Biggest Spammer: Glad it's not me, I'll say ....goldencat?

Best BBS Moderator: Sanjay:

Worst BBS Moderator and worst poster: bigbadnaziron

Best Noob: Sarai

Best Topic Starter: Proteas
Best Overall User (Male): Sanjay
Best Overall User (Female): Maus

There.

At 12/14/05 09:44 PM, Zerok wrote:

2005's Attention Whore:

Fukmehardnpullmyhair

Best BBS Moderator:

Zerok

underrated will be Gooch.

While i'll change worst poster to rancidpsychojosh if the change is legal. If not? oh well......

Funniest User: Frangek.

2005's Attention Whore: Ozcar.

Drama Queen: I'm gunna say Placebo.

Never Logs Off: SlipperyMooseCakes

I Miss You...: Chrome- :_(

Most Overrated User: Ozcar.

Most Underrated User: Dizfunktion

Biggest Spammer: Rhabdophobia

Worst Poster: OZONE.

Best BBS Moderator: RedCircle.

Worst BBS Moderator: Uberbarista D:<

Best Noob: Me! Hehe, just kidding.

Best Topic Starter: Earfetish, cause of his hilarious stories.

Best Overall User (Male): Blue_Hoody

Best Overall User (Female): protege-moi

Sorry I didn't list any reasons, but, well, that's what I have to say.

At 12/14/05 09:44 PM, Zerok wrote:

Funniest User:

That is Bull

Drama Queen:

Dawkins

Most Overrated User:

scottmale

Most Underrated User:

Vegertarin Cannibal

Biggest Spammer:

j00bie

Best BBS Moderator:

Maus

Best Overall User (Male):

Kappa

Best Overall User (Female):

protegi-moi

I Miss You...:

olskoo

Best BBS Moderator:

SCD.

Best Topic Starter:

Earfetish.

Best Noob:

AshfordPride

At 12/14/05 09:44 PM, Zerok wrote:

AWARDS!

Alright. Here are the 2005 NG BBS Awards:

Funniest User: The person who makes you actually 'laugh out loud' at your computer. Quirky nature, clever, witty... this user should be doing stand up or something.

Earfetish makes me crack up alot, i vote him.

2005's Attention Whore: The person needs online attention more than a fish needs water. The threads they create, the posts they make... alomst everything is a cry for attention!

--Mred--- or whatever his name is.

Drama Queen: If you had to cast a lead for an NG Soap Opera, this person'd take it by a landslide.

-Nev-

Never Logs Off: So, we all know we all supposedly don't have lives... but this person? They're making more posts per hour than most people's wages!

Wow, I have no clue...erm... ill go with VirginLungs, hes on alot.

I Miss You...: This user has stopped coming to the BBS... or at least they don't show up like they used to. Dobio put it best: "You'd love to see them come back and post, doesn't matter when they left, you just miss them a lot."

Olskoo

Most Overrated User: What's the big deal? Why are they so e-popular? Why is everyone kissing their ass?

Id have to say Figmentum.

Most Underrated User: This award's a bit of an oxymoron, but the hell with it. Who has been left out of the spotlight? Who truly deserves a little ass-kissery, but they've been ignored and thrown into the e-gutter?

Defenitely, Defenitely would have to be Charlotte. She makes alot of great posts and seems like a very great person. Shes so under rated, people wont bother mentioning her in this thread :P

Biggest Spammer: This person doesn't do much except crap up these wonderous boards with, well, spam. Every year there are tons of spammers... but who comes especially to mind this year?

Not many people this year come to mind really... But if self nominations were allowed, id be all over voting myself. Ill go with liljim.

Worst Poster: This is different compared to Biggest Spammer. This is just the Worst Overall Poster. Who, when they post, makes your eyes beg for you to pop them? Who should be banned from coming within 750 meters of a keyboard for the rest of their lives? Maybe the winner of this award will get a clue and just leave us alone.

--Mred--

Best BBS Moderator: We've seen a lot of new mods come in, and we've seen a lot of veteran mods stick with it. Who was the nicest, the coolest, the funniest, the fairest, the whatever-"best"-means-to-you'est mod this year?

Maus

Worst BBS Moderator: Likewise, which mod would you like to see, perhaps, involved in a freak gasoline fight accident and never come near a computer again? This is where you get your revenge, for whatever petty reasons you have to hate a mod.

Ozcar ofcourse

Best Noob: A new award.

Sarai, just....Sarai.

Best Topic Starter: Who makes the best topics? This isn't necessarily about length, but about interest. Quite simple really. (Examples would be helpful for this nomination).

I like da_popes topics alot for some odd reason.

Best Overall User (Male): There's a whopping amount of us chumps posting here each and every day, but one of us has to stand out for you. It's simple. This year, which of the guys has made your day the most? Let 'em know here.

Probably BonusStage.

Best Overall User (Female): The ladies do exist on the boards, believe it or not, and sometimes they don't get the recognition they deserve, due to the fact that they're buried under about 345087 pounds of prejudice. So, this year (excluding any references to masturbation), which woman had you all smiles?

I think Maus should win this one hands down, her charm, wit, comedy, and amusing posts are just great. Shes my favorite user, and she has alot of great thoughts.

Funniest User:

DirtySyko, because he is the only person who can make me laugh everytime he is trying to be funny. though I can think of a few others who make me laugh all the time.

2005's Attention Whore:

BonusStage as always. Sometimes people over rate him, sometimes under... but he always is there swapping whatever he can for attention. This guy will say anything it seems.

Never Logs Off:

Quisty is one everytime I come on. My visits are sparse, but I find it a little odd the timing is so perfect, so I conclude: she must be on ALL the time.

Most Underrated User:

Nike_Dunk is very cool and even though has a lot of respect in his most frequent areas of the forum, on a broad scale I would say he is highly underrated. A very good guy.

Best BBS Moderator:

Denvish is my favourite mod, bur he is up there with a few. So don't get your head high man.

Best Topic Starter:

Anderson has a nack at such things. I always find his posts entertaining, or a good start to a good conversation.

Best Overall User (Male):

-TheDcotor- would be my choice. It may be a biased choice, but no matter what he posts it either makes me laugh, makes me thing, or makes me want to read like heck (his prose that is). Even his short lamost spam-like posts entertain the hell out of me.

I'd like to say that Coop83, Scribbler, Tri_Nitro_Toluene, gumOnShoe, and Mick_the_Champion were all considered by for nomination. I just couldn't find the place to put them. These guys are good runner ups, and great all around people on NG.

i didn't post my attention whore peoplez

Attention whore

Fuckmehardandpullmyhair

And

Worst poster

Deadelus <3 (*jk deadelus*)
the real worst poster is that EVIL MUNKY guy

most underrated: american_chinker

Funniest User: Legendary Frog

:2005's Attention Whore: BBS_MASTA
:Never Logs Off: Oscar
:I Miss You...: KagomeHigurashi
:Most Overrated User: Krinkels
:Most Underrated User: -Jusso-
:Best BBS Moderator: Oscar

there's my votes

Most Underrated User:
idk i think it's some guy that is like asian....but lives in america.....jeese i wish i could remember his name.

Biggest Spammer:
GleamingOcean

best mod:
sanjay

At 12/14/05 09:44 PM, Zerok wrote: 2005's Attention Whore:

ozcar.

Never Logs Off:

maus.

I Miss You...:

bigbadron.

Most Overrated User:

again, ozcar.

Most Underrated User:

rhabdophobia.

Biggest Spammer:

dookiemoole.

Worst Poster:

http://www.newground..plate.php3?id=639833

Best BBS Moderator:

sanjay.

Worst BBS Moderator:

shrapnel.

Best Noob:

wings1.

Best Topic Starter:

midnyte_rayne.

Funniest User:

DigDugz

Most Underrated User:

-Mad_Max-

Worst Poster:

BloodredEuphoria

Best Topic Starter

ShadowKingLock

Never Logs Off: BonusStage. He's certainly been spending plenty of time here.

Most Overrated User: Ramagi. We get it. You blam things. I still love you, of course.

Best Noob: Noob-Antichrist. You've got to admire someone who wears his noob status like a badge of honor.

Best Topic Starter: -Michael-. That Give Canada the Death Penalty thread was genius!

Best Overall User (Male): TomFulp, obviously. Some of those news updates are entertaining, and there's also the matter of creating Newgrounds in the first place.

At 12/14/05 09:44 PM, Zerok wrote:

AWARDS!

Alright. Here are the 2005 NG BBS Awards:

Funniest User:

CowsCanBark, easily. He has one of the best senses of humour I've ever heard.

2005's Attention Whore:

Grandfatherclock

Drama Queen:

OrneryScotsman

Most Overrated User:

Earfetish.

Most Underrated User:

CowsCanBark.

Biggest Spammer:

Wigglesinmypants.

Best BBS Moderator:

-Gooch-.

Worst BBS Moderator:

Bigbadron.

Best Noob:

Protege-moi

Best Topic Starter: Who makes the best topics? This isn't necessarily about length, but about interest. Quite simple really. (Examples would be helpful for this nomination).

Oh, and best overall user (female) is Lykaki, and worst poster is Killspark343. He might have changed his name, I dunno...

2005's attention whore: Sweet_Tiffany Im pregnant with wade's baby

I Miss You...: Afro Ninja

Most Overrated User: Bedn

Worst BBS Moderator:

Evark has been on a rampage to kill all threads tonight.

Best Topic Starter: PhyscoJungleCat. Choose your own adventure thread.

Just to promote her more:

My vote Biggest attention whore AND worst poster goes to: fukmehardnpullmyhair

At 12/14/05 09:44 PM, Zerok wrote:

:: Alright. Here are the 2005 NG BBS Awards:

Funniest User:

Would have to be Bonus I guess

2005's Attention Whore:

TailsPrower I think, that constant bumping of his "Introducing the Blam Rifle" thread is getting old.

Drama Queen:

Wade comes to mind, I'm sure he does a lot of work on the site but it just seems like he's constantly over reacting to shit.

Never Logs Off:

Maus. But I have my suspicions that there are 11 of her

I Miss You...:

I've only really been posting this year so there's no one that has left that made much of an impact on me personally. But i'll vote for Nephys because she obviously had the biggest impact on leaving

Most Overrated User:

Earfetish, I actually think he's really funny... but come on guys.

Most Underrated User:

I'm gonna vote for my pal PhysicsMafia, just becuase none of you have heard of him

Biggest Spammer:

AshfordPride, though I know it probably wasn't intentional... that "The enemy is here" thread just started to piss me off once it got to over about 3 or 4 pages

Worst Poster:

SuperNob.... hahahahahaha

Best BBS Moderator:

Newgrundling, he just is.

Worst BBS Moderator:

I'm thinking Dan Paladin, just because he never seems to do much moderating. That being said, I have nothing but respect for the man... he's one of my favourite authors.

Best Noob:

Definately AshfordPride again, i noticed him starting out when I started posting and I think he has done ridiculously well for himself on the BBS since he joined.

Best Topic Starter:

Mick_The_Champion..... just ask Sean Connery, he knows.

Best Overall User (Male):

BadRelegionSkater. Photoshops aside, and that's hard to do as I think he should be granted Photoshop King status, I think he's one of the best posters around and should have been made mod long ago.

Best Overall User (Female):

tigerkitty.... Humpalot!

At 12/14/05 09:44 PM, Zerok wrote: Funniest User:

BonusStage

2005's Attention Whore:

-Frank-

Drama Queen:

Fuckmehardandpullmyhair

Never Logs Off:

-wwwyzzerdd-

I Miss You...:

Nephthys

Most Overrated User:

-Frank-

Most Underrated User:

-TheFaces-

Biggest Spammer:

-Frank-

Worst Poster:

jammylong

Best BBS Moderator:

Evark

Best Noob:

protege-moi

Best Topic Starter:

-Gooch-, with his ability to turn a small story into something twice as awsome. :D

Best Overall User (Male):

-Gooch-

Best Overall User (Female):

Glowing_Placebo

At 12/16/05 01:06 AM, StarF68 wrote:

Best Overall User (Female):

Glowing_Placebo

Shit, that's GlowingPlacebo with no underscore. My bad. :o

Funniest User: -poxpower-
Perhaps it was the IQ sig, maybe it was the great spam threads, or it just might have been that momentous night in late spring.

2005's Attention Whore: LibidinousRose
It was a tough call deciding between Rose and gamergrrl, but I decided that LibidinousRose was the biggest whore, attention or otherwise.

Drama Queen: SithPineapple
It takes some kind of drama queen to get so worked up over the internet that you permanently leave NG... twice.

Never Logs Off: wesdood

I Miss You...: Nepthys
She was a good poster and mod. I'll definately miss her.

Most Overrated User: Josh Bend
He posted this year, so he's eligible. I think he's the obvious choice for many reasons, but I'll just list two. One, he is in virtually every photoshop thread. Two, his account sold for $150, that's absurd.

Most Underrated User: GunningSoul
The fact that he was able to make threads with hilariously bad english and nobody mentioned anything the whole time just goes to show how underrated this guy is. Even though he has a little over 500 posts, he's too hilarious not to notice.

Biggest Spammer: -poxpower-
Best spam threads ever. Most of them are just blatant. Good times all around.

Worst Poster: fukmehardnpullmyhair
Her posts and threads are an assault on my eyes. When I get past the God awful grammar and spelling to see what the hell she is talking about, I find myself horribly disappointed. As in, I feel like I got to the end of a maze only to find a bag full of shit.

Best BBS Moderator: aviewaskawed
My go-to guy when it comes to bad threads, what can I say? This was a tough call, though.

Worst BBS Moderator: All the mods that aren't around
A good moderator performs their duties. These moderaters do the opposite.

Best Noob: HinesDaMan
He has won favor in my sight.

Best Topic Starter: GunningSoul
Those threads he made about cooking his mom food and the mafia and something about a car, or... something like that. I could barely understand what the hell he was talking about and I loved every minute of it. Best fake horrible english ever.

These two were the most difficult nominations to make. It's hard to look over the entire NG BBS and boil the best users down to one person for each gender, especially when there are so many viable people. After some deliberation, I decided to nominate the people who helped me out the most, personally.

Best Overall User (Male): Shrapnel
I see that Shrapnel is getting a bad rap from a lot of people, but when I was down, Shrapnel came through in a big way. That meant a lot to me. Also, when Lieven (mister_maggot) was having a rough time, Shrapnel came through again in a pinch. Shrapnel has a heart of gold in my book.

Best Overall User (Female): tigerkitty
The same for Shrapnel also goes for tigerkitty, although more so. Much more. I have gotten to know this kind person over AIM and she has been an enormous help to me. I really don't know what else to say except for thank you.

At 12/14/05 09:44 PM, Zerok wrote: Funniest User:

scottmale24

2005's Attention Whore:

-Frank-

Drama Queen:

BonusStage

Never Logs Off

No vote.

I Miss You...

Nephthys

Most Overrated User

TomFulp

Most Underrated User

ReNaeNae

Biggest Spammer

BonusStage

Worst Poster

ArkansasRoadHog

Best BBS Moderator

Sanjay

Worst BBS Moderator

Saturday

Best Noob

Sarai

Best Topic Starter

poxpower

Best Overall User (Male)

Miikro

Best Overall User (Female)

Protege_Moi

At 12/14/05 09:44 PM, Zerok wrote: Welcome to the 2005 NG BBS Award Nominations!
AWARDS!

Alright. Here are the 2005 NG BBS Awards:

Funniest User:

Wolf

2005's Attention Whore:

Wolf

Drama Queen:

Oscar

I Miss You...:

Mr_Silv3r

Most Overrated User:

Bedn

Most Underrated User:

BanannaBreadMuffin

Biggest Spammer:

Wolf

Worst Poster:

Wolf

Best BBS Moderator:

BrotherFig

Worst BBS Moderator:

Oscar

Best Noob:

Noir

Best Topic Starter:

Nepthy

Best Overall User (Male):

Juggernaught

Best Overall User (Female):

Nepthy

Funniest User

I would have to say that Baron_von_bad_guy is one of the only ones to do this for me.

2005's Attention Whore

fuckmehardanpullmyhair seems to fit this catagory nicely. Almost all of the threads I opened by her were like this.

Drama Queen

Sadly, I think -dawkins- fits this. He created so much random drama on this board, as well as many others, for no real good reason.

Never Logs Off

I would have to say Ozcar. I don't see very many other people posting as much as he is.

I Miss You...

bigbadron doesen't show up anymore, and he was one of the best mods in my opinion.

Most Underrated User

X-naut. He's a really cool guy, but I never see anyone say anything about him.

Worst Poster

Shit_Tank, he stole one of my sigs for a long time, and he never posts anything that holds my interest.

Best BBS Moderator

Newgrundling, he just modded well.

Best Overall User (Female)

LadyGrace, she just says some funny things, and can back up political opinions.

Funniest User: The person who makes you actually 'laugh out loud' at your computer. Quirky nature, clever, witty... this user should be doing stand up or something.

AshfordPride -- for his role in the creation of "The Enemy is Here" topic!

2005's Attention Whore: The person needs online attention more than a fish needs water. The threads they create, the posts they make... alomst everything is a cry for attention!

If I may, I'd like to nominate a group...The Barney Bunch -- for always submitting spam onto the portal then coming onto the BBS and gloating about how they cheated to get something onto Newgrounds.

Drama Queen: If you had to cast a lead for an NG Soap Opera, this person'd take it by a landslide.

Though he's my superior in the barracks, as an overall uer, I need to nomiate -Shadow_XII- for this award.

I Miss You...: This user has stopped coming to the BBS... or at least they don't show up like they used to. Dobio put it best: "You'd love to see them come back and post, doesn't matter when they left, you just miss them a lot."

From the stories I've heard from my few months as a registered user, ZeroAsALimit deserves this award.

Most Overrated User: What's the big deal? Why are they so e-popular? Why is everyone kissing their ass?

WadeFulp, I guess (please don't smite me, Wade!)

Most Underrated User: This award's a bit of an oxymoron, but the hell with it. Who has been left out of the spotlight? Who truly deserves a little ass-kissery, but they've been ignored and thrown into the e-gutter?

I don't know if he's totally underated, but I have to nominate Mast3rmind -- for his creation of "The BBS Battle Royale Story" that capitvated most BBS users. Since then, he has kinda fallen into obscurity, Therefore, I nominate him for this award.

Biggest Spammer: This person doesn't do much except crap up these wonderous boards with, well, spam. Every year there are tons of spammers... but who comes especially to mind this year?

The Barney Bunch -- again, I nominate the entire group.

Worst Poster: This is different compared to Biggest Spammer. This is just the Worst Overall Poster. Who, when they post, makes your eyes beg for you to pop them? Who should be banned from coming within 750 meters of a keyboard for the rest of their lives? Maybe the winner of this award will get a clue and just leave us alone.

This one is VERY tough...I guess I'll have to go with The Barney Bunch again...

Best BBS Moderator: We've seen a lot of new mods come in, and we've seen a lot of veteran mods stick with it. Who was the nicest, the coolest, the funniest, the fairest, the whatever-"best"-means-to-you'est mod this year?

Newgrundling -- for not banning everything that moves!

Worst BBS Moderator: Likewise, which mod would you like to see, perhaps, involved in a freak gasoline fight accident and never come near a computer again? This is where you get your revenge, for whatever petty reasons you have to hate a mod.

If I was nominating out of spite, I would have nomintaed Evark for this category for closing a certain thread I made. However, I feel now that he made the right decision. Instead, I would have nominated -Gooch for essentially banning me because I made a joke. However, NOT nominating out of spite, my true nomination goes to Ozcar.

Best Noob: A new award. This only applies to users who started posting on or after January 1st, 2005. In you opinion, which user hit these boards, started posting... and... miraculously... wasn't an idiot? This award can also be thought of as "Rookie of the Year" or something. It might be hard to think of someone. You might have to actually do some post-history research here.

Dammit...no self nominations. Stupid rules. Anyway, since I can't nominate myself, I nominate Sarai -- For going from n00b to Mod in months!

Best Topic Starter: Who makes the best topics? This isn't necessarily about length, but about interest. Quite simple really. (Examples would be helpful for this nomination).

Earfetish -- for his totally random yet always funny thread stories :)

These are my nominations for the BBS Awards 2005!

Funniest User: Ozcar, his lock posts are hilarious.

2005's Attention Whore: Has to be Shadow_XII. Was GeorgeTouporia until he was banned.

Drama Queen: Mary

Never Logs Off: Ozcar again

I Miss You...: BigBadRon, he was a very good mod.

Most Overrated User: Mary

Most Underrated User: DarkArchon

Biggest Spammer: All of the Barney Bunch users and GeorgeTopouria

Worst Poster: All of the Barney Bunch

Best BBS Moderator: DarkArchon

Worst BBS Moderator: Have to say DanMalo.

Best Noob: Noob-Antichrist

Best Topic Starter: Noob-Antichrist, just look at all of his topics.

Best Overall User (Male): Glaiel_Gamer

Best Overall User (Female): Lauren, although don't remember her profile name.

Sorry, I have to change my Drama Queen vote to fukmehardnpullmyhair.

Funniest User: Stamper

2005's Attention Whore: Grandfather-Clock

Drama Queen: Quikfox

Never Logs Off: Ozcar

I Miss You...: olskoo

Most Overrated User: HeinousDude

Most Underrated User: Dr_Arbitrary

Biggest Spammer: -Dawkins-

Worst Poster: Tahnok

Best BBS Moderator: Maus

Worst BBS Moderator: jonthomson

Best Noob: Nomader

Best Topic Starter: JeremyLokken

Best Overall User (Male): Rabid_Echidna

Best Overall User (Female): _Mary_ or whatever name she's going under now