Give Canada the death penalty!
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At 12/14/05 12:07 PM, -Michael- wrote: Well, believe it or not, Canadians are now up in flames about the death penalty in their country.
Congratulations Michael you have earned...
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At 12/14/05 03:40 PM, Pillullis wrote: Congratulations Michael you have earned...
Wow, I saw that one a few months ago and it's still around? It's so dumb.
There is absolutely no reason for Canada to be different. First off, we need to go in there; we have to get rid of those filthy French-Canadians. We don't need some Creole language mucking it up. Next, we'll get them to use common United States English. After that, we need to send them all to Iraq so we can continue our valiant efforts to crush the Axis of Evil (part 2).
We should at least put Canadians to good use.
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At 12/14/05 05:59 PM, -Gooie- wrote:At 12/14/05 03:40 PM, Pillullis wrote: Congratulations Michael you have earned...Wow, I saw that one a few months ago and it's still around? It's so dumb.
Actually, more like years.
There is absolutely no reason for Canada to be different. First off, we need to go in there; we have to get rid of those filthy French-Canadians. We don't need some Creole language mucking it up. Next, we'll get them to use common United States English.
Uh uh. I hope it was just sarcasm. If not, I'll let you know that it is not the French Canadians who are to blame for anything.
After that, we need to send them all to Iraq so we can continue our valiant efforts to crush the Axis of Evil (part 2).
Ah, that's a good one! Didn't it come from Bush? Wasn't he wearing a clown wig too?
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At 12/14/05 06:01 PM, tugofwar wrote: Gay marriage is messed up.
so is your level icon. That's sooo gay. You should marry your icon. Go on. Do it.
Oh wait, you can't! You made sure it was illegal, as it should be.
At 12/14/05 06:04 PM, -Michael- wrote: Which is why Canada should burn in hell. I'll kill all of them and tell god they died.
Ethnocide and genocide should only be reserved for the non-English speaking ones. We need more fodder. Have you heard the numbers of casualties in Iraq? It's seldom said, but I know that the evil Al-Qaeda is up to no good anyway. We are the ones that will rule so why should we risk our own men? Send English-speaking Canadians! They understand us and they have no usefulness otherwise.
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the terrorist topic starter has no point
the us should step up their execution, by executing them on the spot after their punishment sessions with your wack job nonsense court shit that goes down. plaintiff my ass. omni television should march their god loving asses down to your bible belt wearing god loving american people. we all know this is how you get your kicks on this forum.
death to america
while fat conceited american learn about their precious history our school systems are teaching great things like:
how america screwed us over when we rolled with the brits
how america screwed us even more over by giving us all the slaves
how america wanted to invade us with free trade aggreements
and how america has invaded us today and how we should boycott every american product on the market
and how the chinese people helped us build the rail road
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At 12/14/05 02:50 PM, MoFoDS wrote: agh fucking redneck read a book there is no god
jew christan muslume it all the same god fuck it really is
i whould suggest you read a book
but by the looks of your spelling
you'll have a tough time dumbass
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At 12/14/05 06:11 PM, NazelbikAuthor wrote: Actually, more like years.
Well, the first time I saw it on NG was when I returned, and that was when I made a visit a while ago. But it's worse if it's been around longer.
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Its idiots like you who make America look stupid.
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At 12/14/05 06:27 PM, Conky- wrote: Its idiots like you who make America look stupid.
You are aware that America is a continent, no?
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At 12/14/05 06:43 PM, NazelbikAuthor wrote:At 12/14/05 06:27 PM, Conky- wrote: Its idiots like you who make America look stupid.You are aware that America is a continent, no?
America has no feelings you silly boi
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At 12/14/05 06:43 PM, NazelbikAuthor wrote:At 12/14/05 06:27 PM, Conky- wrote: Its idiots like you who make America look stupid.You are aware that America is a continent, no?
You are aware that when I say America I mean the U.S., no?
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At 12/14/05 06:49 PM, Conky- wrote:At 12/14/05 06:43 PM, NazelbikAuthor wrote: You are aware that America is a continent, no?You are aware that when I say America I mean the U.S., no?
I don't fucking care. America is a fucking continent. Canada of America. United-States of America. Get a clue.
Oh and I think there are more than just North America, there's South America, too! *gaaasp!!* Who could've thought there were countries down there?
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At 12/14/05 07:11 PM, NazelbikAuthor wrote: Canada of America.
lolurdum
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At 12/14/05 06:04 PM, -Michael- wrote: First off, the average Canadian IQ is 2. Why? Because their socialist government picks a job for them at the start of their life. They don't need an education, and usually when they attend school, their repressive regime of a gov't. will force propaganda against the country of the US on the naive little youths.
Bravo! This is most hysterical thing I've read in weeks. You sir, are a comic genius.
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Sure, lets just blame Canada for all the United States short comings. Thats Americas new policy, if something goes right, Bush and the Republicans are responsible. If something goes wrong Canada, France or the democrats are responsible.
If you want to give Canada the death penalty, the US should have to face "standard intergoation techniques" like hooking your balls up to a car battery with jumper cables.
Bellum omnium contra omnes
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At 12/14/05 06:27 PM, Conky- wrote: Its idiots like you who make America look stupid.
YOUS SO SMRAT! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
At 12/14/05 07:11 PM, NazelbikAuthor wrote: Oh and I think there are more than just North America, there's South America, too! *gaaasp!!* Who could've thought there were countries down there?
Hey hey hey! Get those valid points out of the General forum!
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At 12/14/05 07:24 PM, Bancer wrote: Sure, lets just blame Canada for all the United States short comings. Thats Americas new policy, if something goes right, Bush and the Republicans are responsible. If something goes wrong Canada, France or the democrats are responsible.
Actually in Canada's case we're "a godforsaken frozen wasteland" until we do something that goes against US governmental policies then we're "a godless nation of socialist, liberal, hippie, communists."
Generalizations: fun for the whole family!
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i am canadian and u are an ignorant fuck canada is a beautiful place and if u had ever been there u ould take all that back u son of a biatch
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At 12/14/05 07:47 PM, -Gooie- wrote:At 12/14/05 07:11 PM, NazelbikAuthor wrote: Oh and I think there are more than just North America, there's South America, too! *gaaasp!!* Who could've thought there were countries down there?Hey hey hey! Get those valid points out of the General forum!
Note to self: "Today I discovered the General forum. It was quite the experience. There's something weird about it, though: people talk to each other via sarcasm, and have accepted this literary device as the one true dialect. I've tried speaking to the natives, and they showed signs of interrogative astonishment, as if the whole universe they live in is merely a joking matter. Isn't the Internet serious business? In this society, it seems that Internet has taken a whole new purpose. I can't wait to return to civilization... a long trip is ahead of me.
NA, 14/12/05"
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At 12/14/05 07:55 PM, christmaskilla wrote: i am canadian and u are an ignorant fuck canada is a beautiful place and if u had ever been there u ould take all that back u son of a biatch
Awesome. Way to make us look good, kid.
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At 12/14/05 12:07 PM, -Michael- wrote: But, really, the whole country of Canada deserves the death penalty. Every one of their citizens.
Why? Because Canadians support an extremely leftist regime that endorses gay marriage.
Let me get this straight.
You think all Canadians deserve to die, because their government allows gay people to marry each other, which is none of your business anyway?
Okay dipshit. Nice argument.
TRANSCRIPT:
"I've never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry." (shouts, applause)
"And I'm gonna be blunt and plain, if one ever looks at me like that I'm going to kill him and tell God he died." (laughter, applause)
"In case anybody doesn't know God calls it an abomination. It's an abomination! It's an abomination!" (applause)
He talks about killing gay people in a sermon?
That's not extending "good faith," you ass.
My point exactly...
After saying that sermon on TV, Canadian authorities began an investigation on his sermon for hate speech.
Yeah.
He openly declared that he wanted to kill gay people.
Did you miss that part?
What is scary is that the regime in control of Canada makes it illegal for a good man to speak what's on his mind.
Good man? Yeah, pretty fucking funny. Threatening to kill people, no matter who they are, does not qualify as "free speech."
In conclusion, I believe every Canadian should be given the death penalty by god.
And... you're going to hell.
I don't give a shit how "unnatural" or "disgusting" homosexuality is. If gay people want to get married, it's their own business. Just because Canada's government allows thi doesn't mean that everyone who lives in Canada is evil. You should be smart enough to figure this out.
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At 12/14/05 12:12 PM, -Michael- wrote:At 12/14/05 12:09 PM, JingleBans wrote: Over religious homophobe.It's not nice to call people rude words just for expressing their frustration.
But you literally are a homophobe.
And don't talk about being nice after making a thread about killing Canadians, you cunt.
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At 12/14/05 12:07 PM, -Michael- wrote:
But, really, the whole country of Canada deserves the death penalty. Every one of their citizens.
Fuck you Michael you ignorant dolt. If you don't live in Canada , What is it your buisness what happens here?!!? OOOH it's a leftist regime... oh no, let me go thump my Bible in prayer. The fact that you say we all deserve the death penalty shows how stupid you really are... like seriously what the fuck do you care if two gay people want to married... they're not bothering you, or anyone for that matter. Way to say something that contradicts your own religion you asshole.
It's people like you that give Christians a bad name-- hey guess what pal, stem cells are great, and you're not gonna ever stop them from getting used. Why don't you go shoot another doctor for performing abortions.
Shut the fuck up, and worry about actual problems in your own country -- like the fact that it is trillions of dollars in debt, or the fact that morons like you are allowed to speak.
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It's sad seeing over religious morons like you. Please kindly shut the fuck up and go back to your God.
He will listen. We won't.
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Im gonna go light my menorah and spin my dredel now
=) Hooray for Judiasm!
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At 12/14/05 08:49 PM, Tancrisism wrote: It's sad seeing over religious morons like you. Please kindly shut the fuck up and go back to your God.
He will listen. We won't
with stupididy like the topic creator
i doubt god will listen either
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At 12/14/05 06:04 PM, -Michael- wrote:First off, the average Canadian IQ is 2. Why? Because their socialist government picks a job for them at the start of their life. They don't need an education, and usually when they attend school, their repressive regime of a gov't. will force propaganda against the country of the US on the naive little youths.
Wow again, your idiocy amazes me.
If the average IQ is 2, I guess we're still doubling yours.
Hey Righty, my IQ is 152 and I am getting an education far beyond anything you will ever recieve. Noone picked my career or funded my school for me.
Yes our government is so repressive, yet, somehow, we are still a leftist regime
Stop contradicting yourself, get out of your trailer, and go travel outside of you fucking county or wherever you live where you can see the way the world really works.

