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At 12/13/05 07:45 PM, creepyone wrote: id tell him my mom has aids and then have him sex me up

hawtness to the extreeme

nothing because that wouldnt happen.

and i read in on of the news post that tom was getting married

At 12/13/05 07:39 PM, -Shadic- wrote:

At 12/13/05 07:32 PM, CIeopatra wrote: My mother is dead =(

Thanks. Now I feel like shit. Asshole.

Same here, fucking insensitive whore =(

And if you haven't heard, TOm's getting married.

To my mum? yay

Get the fuck out of my house, Tom! BLAMMED!

At 12/13/05 07:47 PM, shazwoogle wrote: nothing because that wouldnt happen.

and i read in on of the news post that tom was getting married

People can still have sex with people outside their marriages. Your mom just did it with Tom. How would you explain that?

Jesus Christ, if Tom would go for a 54 year old women, then all the power to him.

At 12/13/05 07:29 PM, theabominablematt wrote: Wonder where dad is.

same here but if i met tom in real life i would probally just start to cry from joy of meeting one of the greatest men ever

Rofl I just noticed this.

I would see tom and instantly recognize him you knwo cuz i'm in love with him and all and i would go upstairs and change. i would come downstrairs looking even more breathtaking as usual and he would look at my 51 yr old mother.......saggy aa boobs.....saggy skin...wrinkly face....hair liek a 3rd grader....jelllo ass ( NOT in a good way) and then he would look at a gorgeous 16 yr old young lady with sexxy wavvy hair and big boobies and a nice tiny tummy and sexxy hourglass figure and nice sized booty and long sexxy legs and his jaw would drop to the floor and i could climb in and say YAH IM DINNER

Since my mom is married, no. But if she was single, fuck yeah.

NO... because im not a (well u know) lover

fap fap fap

Hide in his trunk, then hitch a ride to the NG offices, then go hijack the place the next night.

I'd damned to be made a chat and a form op for repayment for giving him my mom.

Heh, won't be a funny surprise if Tom sees this. Heh, it eould be even funnier if Wade saw this. Heh, it would be ULTRA funny if Krinkels saw this...

I'd peep and masturbate

I'd declare him insane and desperate.

At 12/13/05 07:27 PM, TheChaosDemon wrote: like god damn teenagers.

what's you problem with teenagers you are one!

I would film it.I would geta poison , and while Toms slleping I would inject it(it takes effect in 2 hours).1 Hour later I'll wake him up and tell him:

Hey ya retar*** piece of sh**!IF YOU DON'T MAKE ME AN ADMIN , GIVE ME ALL YOUR COPYRIGHTS , MONEY , GIRLS AND EVERYTHING YOU HAVE I'LL SEND THIS VIDEO TO EVERYONE IN THIS FU***** WORLD , SELL IT TO A JOKES PROGRAM AND LAUGH ABOUT U!

He would give them to me in 30 mins , but then ,30 mins after he'll die.

*Nelson's laugh*

so.. toms my new daddy....awkward....

At 12/13/05 07:33 PM, DigDugz wrote:

At 12/13/05 07:32 PM, Kucamonga_Kid wrote:

At 12/13/05 07:27 PM, TheChaosDemon wrote: What do you do?

Ask Tom to give me admin status.

Videotape it and use it as blackmail because if he doesnt give you admin status you post it on the interwebs.

I was going to say something similar but not exactly the same:

Videotape the event and post it on Newgrounds regardless. Ha ha!

I could just imagine the result. Something along the lines of at least a 30 day IP ban.

But it'd be so worth it though (as long as the post isn't deleted).

Too bad he's getting MARRIED!

ZOMGWTFBBQ?

At 12/13/05 07:36 PM, HAWT-WASABI wrote: what do i care iam done with her. he can have my sloppy seconds

no you got the seconds... i got to her first!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

personally,... if any even hits on my mom i will tear out their eyes and shove them up their ass

Join in man.

At 12/13/05 07:45 PM, creepyone wrote: id tell him my mom has aids and then have him sex me up.

Fap Fap Fap.

Hmm maybe, well see.

Video-tape it and show newgrounds.

I would threaten to phone Tom's wife-to-be and blackmail him in exchange for 33% of Newgrounds.

Dont dare say a word for fear of being banned..just fap like mad. Then after they finish id ask for admin