So let's say that you arrive home one day. Your mom is all dressed up, the house is sparkly clean, the carpets are vaccumed down to the last hint of dust, and the fresh smell of delicate chicken parmesan tickles your nostrils. You ask your mom "whats the deal with all this stuff?" and she reminds you about her application for a new lover in one of those E harmony sites.
You shrug it off and go up to your room, and as always you go on Newgrounds first. You read Tom's post... But whats this? Tom says he finally met his match while looking for a lover on the Internet. You take it as a mere coincidence.
The door bell rings, your mom opens the door and there he is. You squint your eyes, take your 3 inch glasses off and try to clean off the dirt on it with your shirt. "wtfomgbbq! It's Tom Fulp!" you yell out of orgasmic excitement. Your mom calms you down and tells you to leave them alone.
While they're eating dinner you go down to the fridge for some sumptuous coke to gurgle down because of the exhaustion of masturbating to Stamper's penis for sevral hours. On your way up you see Tom feeling your mom under the table, flirting like god damn teenagers.
Then suddenly you see them approaching your mom's room, and just as the door closes you see them start taking off their clothes, Tom revealing his hairy body, your mom starting to unbutton her clothes too. "Bam" The door closes.
What do you do?