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10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
"Mission Impossible" theme.

This reminded me of Krunk from Emperor's new groove.

One time, I went to Wall-Mart and I went to where they had all these stereos on display. I put them all on a popular classic rock station and turned up all the volume and then set them all to go off in 5 minutes (I had no idea their were cameras in wall-mart and im lucky I was never caught) and then i went to the next aisle and pretended to be shopping. I underestimated the volume though. Suddenly BAM! they started going off, scared the hell outta me and everyone else. It was almost hostile, all the civilians started running away. The employees ran in there and turned them off.

:-)

yeah we can

At 12/27/05 02:03 AM, MisterDurando wrote: 10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
"Mission Impossible" theme.

This reminded me of Krunk from Emperor's new groove.

I did that once, evryone thought i was retarted. lol

lolmart. what a new and crazy company.

what the????

At 12/27/05 01:57 AM, Monocrom wrote:
You CAN have passion & joy in your life, without acting retarded.

Maybe I think it's alright to act silly in public so long as you're not disturbing anyone? Thanks for the wisdom though, we all could learn from your life experiences. Just try not to read too much into things that we say, or take yourself, and life too seriously.

At 12/27/05 02:19 AM, protege-moi wrote:

At 12/27/05 01:57 AM, Monocrom wrote:
You CAN have passion & joy in your life, without acting retarded.

Maybe I think it's alright to act silly in public so long as you're not disturbing anyone? Thanks for the wisdom though, we all could learn from your life experiences. Just try not to read too much into things that we say, or take yourself, and life too seriously.

hah, dnt wry, im on ur side too! dont know y the OLD man on NG(WTF) would tell u the stuff about sex so randomly but meh, when ur in ur teens and younger, ur supposed to have fun in stores! but guys, walmart rules! they always have low prices! and anyways, i own stock there bitches! like 45 of em at least and growing in numbers, $50~...

At 12/13/05 05:50 PM, JeremyLokken wrote: 15. Have the manager sell you her own stash of hardcore pornography to you, including MILF sex, sex with food, and group orgies.

Did you find out that the DVD-Rs were actually FROM the manager?

At 12/27/05 02:33 AM, phoenix7289 wrote:

At 12/27/05 02:19 AM, protege-moi wrote:

At 12/27/05 01:57 AM, Monocrom wrote:
You CAN have passion & joy in your life, without acting retarded.

Maybe I think it's alright to act silly in public so long as you're not disturbing anyone? Thanks for the wisdom though, we all could learn from your life experiences. Just try not to read too much into things that we say, or take yourself, and life too seriously.

hah, dnt wry, im on ur side too!

Oh good, for a moment there I thought that I would have an opinion that wasn't shared by everyone. Your affirmation saved me from having to commit ritualistic suicide. Alas, it did nothing for my car insurance.

At 12/27/05 02:19 AM, protege-moi wrote: Just try not to read too much into things that we say, or take yourself, and life too seriously.

Don't worry. If I took everything seriously, do you think I'd be on NG? ;)

At 12/27/05 02:39 AM, protege-moi wrote: Oh good, for a moment there I thought that I would have an opinion that wasn't shared by everyone. Your affirmation saved me from having to commit ritualistic suicide. Alas, it did nothing for my car insurance.

meh, ok? well idk, felt like posting in here cuz anyways, 30 yr olds on here, fucking annoying, and then giving advice about a totally different subject to girls they dont know, especially when the girl is 13 yrs younger?! good god! but i mean seriously, car insurance, will never be better, not when George Bush has his attack on car insurance next!

"Uhh, I think car insurance should be higher for women! Cuz uhh, I'm not only racist, but I'm gonna be sexist now too!"

At 12/27/05 02:42 AM, Monocrom wrote:

At 12/27/05 02:19 AM, protege-moi wrote: Just try not to read too much into things that we say, or take yourself, and life too seriously.

Don't worry. If I took everything seriously, do you think I'd be on NG? ;)

You'd be surprised at some of the people here, but I do get your point. :P

At 12/27/05 01:47 AM, Monocrom wrote:

You CAN have passion & joy in your life, without acting retarded.

dude calm down...these r just jokes...way to kill the fun.....

At 12/27/05 02:45 AM, phoenix7289 wrote:

At 12/27/05 02:39 AM, protege-moi wrote: Oh good, for a moment there I thought that I would have an opinion that wasn't shared by everyone. Your affirmation saved me from having to commit ritualistic suicide. Alas, it did nothing for my car insurance.

meh, ok? well idk, felt like posting in here cuz anyways, 30 yr olds on here, fucking annoying, and then giving advice about a totally different subject to girls they dont know, especially when the girl is 13 yrs younger?! good god! but i mean seriously, car insurance, will never be better, not when George Bush has his attack on car insurance next!

"Uhh, I think car insurance should be higher for women! Cuz uhh, I'm not only racist, but I'm gonna be sexist now too!"

You know what's great about being 30 years old. Dating 30 year old women who don't expect you to do all the work in bed, unlike most 18 year olds...... Oh, and lower car insurance payments than a 16 year old male...... Heh heh heh.

I met this hot girl at wal*mart and she said she wants to go out with me; is it okay that I'm 33 and she's 16?

At 12/27/05 01:15 PM, Morextremist wrote: I met this hot girl at wal*mart and she said she wants to go out with me; is it okay that I'm 33 and she's 16?

So long as they never find the body.

At 12/13/05 05:51 PM, KowSik wrote: Lol, those are some sweet things, someone ought to try them and video them it would make a sweet ass video! Great to add to any archive.

It shall be my pleasure

At 12/27/05 01:15 PM, Morextremist wrote: I met this hot girl at wal*mart and she said she wants to go out with me; is it okay that I'm 33 and she's 16?

Can I have your NG account after they toss you in jail?

i didnt read

*cough*

At 2/17/06 08:37 PM, Blue_Oyster_Cult wrote: *cough*

oops, i mean to put this cough on the other wall mart thread...

*hangs head in shame*

Try tossing stink bombs under the shelves.

tis been done, twice that i know of.

Thats pretty damn funny i might just end up doing the mission immpossible one cause i love making a ass outa my self