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Response to I'm a douche 2005-12-14 02:41:20 Reply

At 12/13/05 05:01 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote:
At 12/13/05 01:50 PM, jantje_lover wrote: Everyone person, has a 'god-sense'.
You're not every person on the face of the planet nor have you had the time or the oportunity to ask weather or not every person on the face of the planet agrees with what you just said. Just because you feel that God is real, doesn't mean that everyone does.

Hey, I said I believe every ... this doesnt mean I have actually talked to every person. I believe every person has a god-sense. I do not know everybody, but I know a lot of people, and they (mostly) agree.

Every superpower falls.
So. Did I say that America was immortal? Did I say that we where always going to be on the top of the world? No, I don't think I did. I didn't even say it deserved to be or should always remain that way. All I said, was that America isn't nearly as bad as everybody wants to make it out to be. "It's not that bad" and "America is the best ever" are two completly diffrent statements.

In that rant you had, you clearly said that 'America is the best thing that happened to the world.' It isnt that special that you became the 'top of the world' in 400 years. You will fall down in 50. I'm not saying America is all bad, but it isn't as great as you patriotic American's think.

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Response to I'm a douche 2005-12-14 02:43:59 Reply

its ok

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Response to I'm a douche 2005-12-14 02:46:49 Reply

I agree with lolomfgisuck. Most of the things he talks about make sense.

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Response to I'm a douche 2005-12-14 03:29:28 Reply

At 12/13/05 06:11 PM, CalmLikeABomb74 wrote: OUR COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED BY PEOPLE WHO FUCKING HATED YOUR COUNTRIES AND FOUND A BETTER LIFE!

Heh, that's one way of looking at it. But one could also say that your country was founded by religious nutjobs whom England and Holland no longer wanted. And the Irish only mass migrated because they were starving.


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Response to I'm a douche 2005-12-14 03:31:42 Reply

I like big firm breast.

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Response to I'm a douche 2005-12-14 03:33:17 Reply

At 12/13/05 01:43 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote:

:You can't prove God exists nor can anybody else on this site prove that he doesn't.

Well said, beleive in what you want to and shut the fuck up about it


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Response to I'm a douche 2005-12-14 03:42:29 Reply

lolomfgisuk, I love you, and I hope that one day you get into politics. Or at least make another rant on some website.

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Response to I'm a douche 2005-12-14 03:56:43 Reply

What it all comes down to, is that most of the people who have a dislike towards America, have it because of people like you.

I know a lot of Americans who are honestly good people and have their reputation dragged through the mud by "up my own ass", "we made everything", "the rest of the world should be nuked and made into a McDonalds for my fat ass" people like you, who think, "I'm not going to bother researching any of what I say coz I'm american, and we're better, so I'm right."

To make corrections to your original post would involve a half hour's typing.
So God bless America.............it needs him more than the rest of us.

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Response to I'm a douche 2005-12-14 04:02:10 Reply

I like big firm breast.

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Response to I'm a douche 2005-12-14 04:02:13 Reply

At 12/14/05 03:56 AM, Raguel_187 wrote: I know a lot of Americans who are honestly good people and have their reputation dragged through the mud by "up my own ass", "we made everything", "the rest of the world should be nuked and made into a McDonalds for my fat ass" people like you, who think, "I'm not going to bother researching any of what I say coz I'm american, and we're better, so I'm right."

You've got America and France mixed up there pal... This is straight from some guy smarter than me .

"...the German foreign policy analyst Josef Joffe, in a smart essay in The National Interest journal titled "Who's Afraid of Mr. Big?" Mr. Joffe argues that one reason no alliance has formed against America yet is because, while resentment of America is rife, particularly among European elites, the attraction of America - its culture, universities, movies, food, clothing and technologies - is just as strong, and today no power in the world can balance it. For every European elitist who resents America for what it is, there are 10 Euro-kids who want what America is. "America is both menace and seducer, both monster and model," says Mr. Joffe."

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Response to I'm a douche 2005-12-14 04:03:11 Reply

I like big firm breast from France.

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Response to I'm a douche 2005-12-14 04:07:44 Reply


You've got America and France mixed up there pal... This is straight from some guy smarter than me .

How is that mixing it up with France?

I'm saying, yes, America's got good stuff and good people, as has every country.
The resentment of the general public (not political) is this elitist notion of world domination and infallability so abundant in the American masses who are being brainwashed and live in a bubble of amazing international ignorance.

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Response to I'm a douche 2005-12-14 04:21:18 Reply

At 12/14/05 04:07 AM, Raguel_187 wrote:
How is that mixing it up with France?

I'm an idiot, so I can't give you a good reason for my disliking of France. That disliking causes me to make lame jokes about France. Like that they're stuckup.

I'm saying, yes, America's got good stuff and good people, as has every country.

The resentment of the general public (not political) is this elitist notion of world domination and infallability so abundant in the American masses who are being brainwashed and live in a bubble of amazing international ignorance.

Oh.
I thought you were saying America was stuckup in general. Don't ask why I thought that because I don't know.

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Response to I'm a douche 2005-12-14 04:23:57 Reply

For the past sixty years, France has been a mainstay of American xenophobia. Since World War II, their citizens have been the butt of foreigner jokes for three generations of Americans. It all boils down to a deep-seated suspicion that, for whatever reason, the crepe-eaters just plain never fought hard enough against the Germans.

America stereotypes the people of France as rude, effete bastards having an undeserved air of self-importance and a culture based primarily around their cuisine. They are generally dismissed as pretentious egomaniacs, with a propensity toward an undeserved ethnocentrism.

These prejudices against the French are so engrained in American culture that isolated instances go unchallenged by typical citizens. In fact, they're barely even noticed at all -- fading into the background. Since they were young, Americans have become desensitized to anti-French portrayals in the media and overall culture.

So, naturally, when France began making noises that they would veto a United Nations resolution authorizing America to stomp Saddam flat, the response back in the US of A was fairly predictable.

French wine flowed in the streets, the various gutter bordeaux and beaujolais, never mind that the French still received payment for such spilt protest. And Fox News pundit Bill O'Reilly called for a consumer boycott of French goods.

Florida Congresswoman Ginny Brown-Waite sponsored House Resolution 1265: the American Hero's Repatriation Act of 2003. "France has consistently turned its back on the United States... They forget, if it weren't for America, they would be speaking German today."

To provide, upon the request of a qualifying person, for the removal of the remains of any United States servicemember or other person interred in an American Battle Monuments Commission cemetery located in France or Belgium and for the transportation of such remains to a location in the United States for reinterment.

The French love Jerry Lewis as much as the Germans love David Hasselhoff.

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Response to I'm a douche 2005-12-14 04:38:44 Reply

I like big firm breast from France.

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Response to I'm a douche 2005-12-14 04:41:10 Reply

Oh yeah, nice rant.

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Response to I'm a douche 2005-12-14 05:05:43 Reply

At 12/14/05 04:23 AM, Zen444 wrote:
America stereotypes the people of France as rude, effete bastards having an undeserved air of self-importance and a culture based primarily around their cuisine. They are generally dismissed as pretentious egomaniacs, with a propensity toward an undeserved ethnocentrism.

Thankyou for explaining the very essence of me. Seriously.

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Response to I'm a douche 2006-01-04 18:18:20 Reply

At 12/13/05 01:43 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: religious rant

People are dickheads; deal with it. They're not specific to any religion (or lack thereof) and believe it or not, there are 12 year old dickhead christians.


Contray to popular belief, America isn't the worst country in existance. In fact, it's actually one of the best. Seriously, considering it's relativly new as far as countries go, I think it's done a hell of a lot for the world that pretends to despise it. Espeically when most of these idiots only pretend to despise it as a lame excuse to come off as "super hip" on the internet in front of a bunch of 13 year old dipshits that get their political views from Green Day -- who are also American.

Ya, but america is behind in other aspects. We have horrible health care (worse than almost any industrialized democracy) horrible education (ditto), horrible poverty problems (again, ditto) and horrible wealth stratification. What I'm asking here is not that we hate america, just that we give up our superiority complex.


blahblahblah egypt

Most old countries suck. Duh. When a country gets old, it gets certain political problems, like nationalism and ethnicism. However, I do gotta say this, life is a hell of a lot better in sweden than it is in america. I'd probably be happier there if I spoke swedish.


Electricity, the Telephone, the steamboat, the airplane, the helicopter, bifocals, anesthesia, the printing press, the typewriter, the ballpoint pen, the modern raido receiver, xerox machines, transistors, sewing machines, the lightbulb, the dishwasher, the zipper, air conditioning, the microwave, frozen food, ATMs, Post-It Notes, Portable Cameras, Movie Projectors, Television, CDs, The Atomic Bomb, and Video Games. On top of that, we've given you Elvis, Madonna, Aerosmith, Nirvana, Metallica, Star Wars, Star Trek, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Marilyn Monroe, and (for Germany) David Hasselhoff. We've waged war and won against almost everybody in existance and went from being tea sipping nobodies to the worlds number one super power; all in less than 400 years. On top of that, we own and Nasa -- the same group of people that will find the asteroide that is going to crush us all then, after millions of AMERICAN tax dollars, find a way to move it safely out of harms way before it does. Shit, The way I see it, NASA should move the killer astroide just slightly over to the left to insure that when it does hit, it lands on your ass you ungreatful peices of shit. But let's be real here; the cold hard truth is, if your country was as great as you wanted it to be, then it would be the worlds Super Power... but it's not, America is. So eat a dick. Oh, but I already know what you're thinking. "Britan invented the [item here] and China gave us [another item here]". Wow, big fucking deal. The diffrence, is that I'm not getting online everyday and making terrible posts about how much [country] sucks. You, however, can't say the same.

H-y-p-o-c-r-i-t-e. You just spent hell a time explaining to us how much better the US is than almost all of the countries in the world. I liked all your other rants. This one just sucked.


Bedn

Agreed. Most bedn jokes suck. Any bedn joke I make is/was/will be a parody of shitty bedn jokes.


racial stereotypes rant

Yeah, but I try to base most of my stereotypes on other factors besides race. If I see two equally sized people, equally dressed people, one black one white, I ain't gonna be afraid of one more than the other. And yes, basing stereotypes on assumed information rather than personal experience is racist and dumb. While you're busy eyeing the black dude, a white dude who dresses in jeans and a t-shirt who looks unthreatening is gonna rob your ass. I once owned a shop in berkeley (not anymore- it got shut down by the police) and I got robbed three times. Two out of three times it was a white dude. The third time it was a mexican dude. None of those times was it a black dude. Your stereotypes are wrong and misguided.

I base my stereotypes on factors such as where we are, economic class, and the mannerisms of that person, not race.

In conclusion, your opinions aren't very well thought out, son.


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Response to I'm a douche 2006-01-04 18:38:45 Reply

At 12/13/05 03:29 PM, Ozcar wrote: Your post is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

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I read the post twice & couldn't think of how to respond .
So I started reading other responses and came to this, by Ozcar.
IT sums up , how I felt as well.
I just would never get it out in such an eloquent way .


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Response to I'm a douche 2006-01-04 18:45:35 Reply

pickle?

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Response to I'm a douche 2006-01-04 18:46:38 Reply

If there is no God, there is no rant. ONe of God's gifts to us is the sense of right and wrong. You think things are wrong and speak against them. Without God, you'd not be able to rant. There is a God. Who else gave us the sense of right and wrong?


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Response to I'm a douche 2006-01-04 18:48:46 Reply

At 12/14/05 04:03 AM, Dranigus wrote: I like big firm breast from France.

Mods, please take this man away.


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Response to I'm a douche 2006-01-04 18:53:57 Reply

At 12/13/05 01:44 PM, Original_SHM wrote: People Can Do what ever they want.

This guy I quote, adding that the only thing you have to do is LET live, as well as live.

All you have to watch out for is other peoples' rights. Besides that, you can do whatever the feck you want, and believe in whatever you feel like believing in.


Pure awesomeness. You must read it.

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Response to I'm a douche 2006-01-04 18:54:46 Reply

At 12/13/05 01:43 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: I'm out of pills

Well, you're completly right, I can't argue with that. Well done. You've proven that you are a deuche.


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Response to I'm a douche 2006-01-04 18:56:38 Reply

At 12/13/05 01:46 PM, kickme123 wrote: Wow what a random rant. I agree with you on the most part.

what was so random about it.

This is proabaly the only rant ive ever actually read all the way through :P

Not me I just read a few lines. It started to get a tad bit converstional for my taste.

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Response to I'm a douche 2006-01-04 19:10:52 Reply

One thing on the gun subject... Gun's are good... If some criminal coward thinks hey, this mofugga might have a gun. Best not fuck with him. The ability to carry guns in public should be allowed. If it's legal for me to carry a conceiled weapon then more people would be affraid to mug me!

To BritKid, shut the fuck up. I'm sorry, I didn't realize that only the US used fossil fuels. What no other countries drive cars? Even if we were #1 using the most. Someone has to be. So fuck off. What should we do just not use our vehicles? No. Sure people can walk. But that's the good thing we don't have to. We spend hard earned money on gas+vehicles. Let us burn the shit we pay for. We PAID for it. Thus it makes it ours to do what we please. Somp.


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Response to I'm a douche 2006-01-04 19:11:38 Reply

you just need to know one thing about the the users. they are morrons who want to be assholes and will exagerate things, put words into your mouths. they are the type of people that you just cant talk to because they are complete assholes.

i dont know how they are in real life. but here, they are assholes. if they are assholes in real life, then they are going to have a miserable life if they dont change. no one likes an asshole.

they are the same type off people that if you say "piss off" they will say "oh, you want to drink piss? your sick." it is unfortunet that there are tons here. that is why i say that newgrounds forum is only a little better then the ebaumsworld forum. because of the amount of immaturity and assholes, i consider the newgrounds forum in the pits of the internet. meaning that it is a forum that has low scores in my book. it is a great forum, just the users in it, much of them are annoying pricks.

they take the internet too seriously. it is just a form of communication.

these kids say "oh there is no god, i have proof, and it is that i am always right" and such because they know it will make people mad and that it is so easy for them to do so. this forum is getting more immature by the day.


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Response to I'm a douche 2006-01-04 19:12:29 Reply

I agree with you :)

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Response to I'm a douche 2006-01-04 19:22:59 Reply

At 1/4/06 06:48 PM, saintjimmy3 wrote:
At 12/14/05 04:03 AM, Dranigus wrote: I like big firm breast from France.
Mods, please take this man away.

Why?


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Response to I'm a douche 2006-12-01 21:52:33 Reply

WE DID MAKE THE COMPUTER!!1!!!1!111 It's just Japan made it 15,000,000 times better. Also I think Green Day is Canadian.


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