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At 12/16/05 07:57 AM, StONeD_SiLEiGHtY wrote: Ok heres a few...

1: Whats never thirsty, but always drinking?

Idunno.

2: In spring I begin dressing,
In summer Im fully dressed,
In autumn I wear begins to wither,
In winter, quite naked I appear.

Um, the trees? (Leaves are the clothes.)

At 12/16/05 08:02 AM, idOcrEatING wrote: What does one man make not for himself,
One man buy for another man,
And one man use without realising it?

A coffin.

yer, tree is right.
But think of the drinking one...

there was a son, a father, and a grandfather. grandfather>father>son
two fathers and two sons!

At 12/12/05 05:19 PM, Srobertb wrote: I've got a mind bender here that I came up with, it's not a riddle, but something to think on.

As for a riddle:

Two fathers and two sons go fishing. They each catch one fish, and one fish only. In all, three fish were caught. How is this possible?

last post applied to this

At 12/16/05 10:34 AM, Catcatcat wrote: there was a son, a father, and a grandfather. grandfather>father>son
two fathers and two sons!

You're a little late there...

I got acouple:

Tolkiens:

A box without hinges, key, or lid,
yet inside, golden tresure is hid.

30 white horses, on a red hill,
first they chomp, then they stomp,
and then they stand still.

Mine:

Most able to fly,
most not to walk,
most are way up high,
some are down below,
with unique design,
I'm sure you'll find,
you do not need,
a single sign,
some are not,
not yet caught,
by the knowledge,
to teach in college,
evolved from lizards,
'twas recent finds,
you'll find many,
very many kinds,
up high,
down low,
now show,
me though,
you know,
what it is.

prowling through the night,
eyes a neon green,
when women fight,
this is the nickname.

Answer key:

An Egg,
Teeth,
A Bird,
A cat.

He calls out to the oncoming helicopter.

At 12/12/05 05:19 PM, Srobertb wrote: I've got a mind bender here that I came up with, it's not a riddle, but something to think on.

As for a riddle:

Two fathers and two sons go fishing. They each catch one fish, and one fish only. In all, three fish were caught. How is this possible?

One was the grandfather, another the son of the grandfather, and father of another son, you know... a grandfather (father), a father (father to son, and son to grandfather) and son (son).

At 12/13/05 05:20 PM, -CousinIt wrote:

At 12/13/05 04:31 PM, 1 wrote: It is a cold day outside. Two men go into a leisure centre and enter the sauna.
One man has been stabbed to death, but there is no evidence against the killer, or sign of a murder weapon. How is this possible?

he killed the man with an icicle and threw it into the sauna rocks and it melted away.

Spot on.

At 12/12/05 05:07 PM, Yoshi-5up wrote: He should hang off the side of the cliff :)

Heres another 1:
A man dies on Feburary 23, but is buryed on Feburary 22. How is this possible?

He was buried alive at like 11:59 on the 22nd, and then he died of suffocation in the next minute and a half.

What is at the beginning of eternity and the end of time?
What is at the end of space and the start of every end?
What am I?

At 12/12/05 05:19 PM, Srobertb wrote: I've got a mind bender here that I came up with, it's not a riddle, but something to think on.

As for a riddle:

Two fathers and two sons go fishing. They each catch one fish, and one fish only. In all, three fish were caught. How is this possible?
I already answered, but, theres a grandfather, a father, and a son
You walk into a two that only has one barber shop, but this one shop has two barbers. One barber has a horrible haircut, it looks awful, and decripit. The other's hair is near perfect. Which barber do you choose?

The one with awful hair, because the one with near perfect hair cut his, and the one with bad hair cut the near perfects hair guy.

At 12/15/05 09:48 PM, Tal-con wrote: What runs but has no feet?

Nose.

What smells but has no nose?

Feet.

At 12/16/05 05:47 PM, Cavaliers wrote: What is at the beginning of eternity and the end of time?
What is at the end of space and the start of every end?
What am I?

The letter e.

Here's another one:

A king must decide which of his two sons will sit at his throne and be king after he has died. He does not know which son to pick, the are both equal in their own respects. The King was a wise man, so he said to his sons "You must take your horses and go 100 miles into the countryside. The one who's horse returns to my castle second shall gain my throne, and have all my riches." The sons were confused, why would would he give them such a foolish task? So the sons went out on their horses 100 miles into the countryside. They began their race. they both moved very slowly not get much further ahead then the other. Finally they both stopped moving, and got off their horses. "Their must be a better way to do this," said the one son. Then the other son said something, and they both jumped back on the horses and started riding as fast as they could towards the castle.

What did the other son say?

At 12/13/05 08:10 AM, kirbystar wrote:

At 12/13/05 07:59 AM, Toxic28 wrote: i rember with one but i heard a differant version. i think the answer is switch horses so the fastest person would win.

You are walking along a trail when suddenly, there is a fork in the road. One path leads to safety, while the other leads to certain death. There are to goblins standing at the fork. One always lies, and one always tells the truth, but you don't know which one's which. You can only ask one question. What question do you ask to assure that you are on the path to safety?

I think that you messed up. Its supposed to be that there is an island with cannibals, and normal dudes,and one leads to a camp with people who always lie, and are cannibals, and then there is a camp which has normal guys which always tell the truth. You meet a representative from one of the camps at the fork in the road, and there are two questions to ask which can assure your safety. They are:

1. What camp are you from (he will point to the safe camp)

2. What camp aren't you from (he will point to the bad camp, just go the other way)

At 12/14/05 07:28 AM, 2good2b4goten wrote: Ok try this one!

Builds up castles
tears mountains down
helps men see
blinds others

its time, although i dont get it for the third one. How does it help them see?

At 12/16/05 06:11 PM, Master_The_Hedgehog wrote:

What did the other son say?

He said that they should switch horses, the king only said that the son who's HORSE returned second would become king, so if they're riding each other's horse then the one who gets there first will win.

At 12/14/05 08:31 PM, kirbystar wrote: Here's another.

There is a refreshment stand in the middle of the desert serving water. A man comes up and says, "Please, please, I need a drink of water." The man at the stand fires three bullets into the air. The customer says, "Thank you," and walks away content.

You've probably heard this before.

the dude needed water to cure his hiccups, so when the guy fired the gun in the air, it scared him. So he was cured, and thanked the gun firer

The third son bought something for about $5, and it filled the whole room, and thusly, he aquired all of the property. What did he buy?

he bought a lightbulb or something. Like a flashlight. It "filled" the room with light.

At 12/16/05 05:47 PM, Cavaliers wrote: What is at the beginning of eternity and the end of time?
What is at the end of space and the start of every end?
What am I?

your a person, you never said that YOU were any of those things. How does anyone get the letter "e" thats what everyone says. Could anyone explain it to me?

At 12/16/05 06:59 PM, hi_dud wrote: your a person, you never said that YOU were any of those things. How does anyone get the letter "e" thats what everyone says. Could anyone explain it to me?

What is at the beginning of e ternity and the end of time ?
What is at the end of space and at the start of every e nd?

What am I?

That last post wasn't an answer, I was just showing hi_dud an explanation to his question.

A boy was at a carnival. A man says to him, If I can write your exact weight on this piece of paper, you have to pay me $50. But if I cannot, I'll pay you $50. The boy, seeing no scale, figured that whatever the carny said, he'd lie and say it was higher or lower. But in the end, the boy paid the man $50. Why?

Whats always drinking but never thirsty?

Oh, here's another I heard:

A woman shoots her husband. She dips him in chemicals and then hangs him. Yet five minutes later, they go out and have dinner together. How is this possible?

At 12/18/05 09:27 AM, kirbystar wrote: But in the end, the boy paid the man $50. Why?

Because the guy wrote the words "your exact weight" on the paper. :O

At 12/18/05 09:35 AM, kirbystar wrote: Oh, here's another I heard:

A woman shoots her husband. She dips him in chemicals and then hangs him. Yet five minutes later, they go out and have dinner together. How is this possible?

Photograph. o.o

Wow, that was quick...

You're both right.

This isn't so much of a riddle as it is, well, a "mindfuck".

But...

If a guy came up to you and said "I'm a pathological liar." would you believe him?