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At 12/10/05 03:47 PM, purplecat wrote: question: what does bowser want with peach? i have many ideas why he keeps kidnaping her, but first i will hear the ideas of whoever else even looks at this post.

She is a princess, to get a ransom, and also dragon-[like things] always steal princesses. Also for a randsom cause his looks won't get him free stuff.

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At 12/10/05 03:47 PM, purplecat wrote: question: what does bowser want with peach? i have many ideas why he keeps kidnaping her, but first i will hear the ideas of whoever else even looks at this post.

1.He wants to rule the mushroom kingdom.(duh)

2.Hes gots a things fors peaches.....

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It's likely a cover-up for some major insecurity he has.

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At 12/10/05 03:47 PM, purplecat wrote: question: what does bowser want with peach? i have many ideas why he keeps kidnaping her, but first i will hear the ideas of whoever else even looks at this post.

Bowser want Peach to be his sex slave.

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this of course...

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every1 is so fucking stupid he captures her for a political reason! he does this to cripple the mushroom kingdom's morale and leave it leaderless


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What would you do if you where a dragon, and all female dragons have a spiky vagoo?

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He wants her as a sex slave, obviously.

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so why des mario need mushroom i mean wtf! and how does a little man beat a giant ass thing.answer her can't its the drug

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At 12/10/05 03:53 PM, Ozcar wrote: Butt secks... Have you seen her ass?

It's huge !

I'd hit it

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At 12/10/05 03:49 PM, GrimJuju wrote: Where do you think all of bowsers children came from in Super mario world?
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lolololoolololololol

peach gotta learn to say no
and in super mario sunshine the one kid calles her mom

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He loves feet, duh.

Annoyingly enough, this is the mildest thing I found on google images. You have all been spared.

what does bowser want with peach?

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At 12/27/05 08:31 AM, Ryan wrote: Her peach you silly goose.

Pie, box, uhh....pink taco...you know...

I have no idea what you're talking about.


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He obviously wants to rape her. Why else would he kidnap a woman?

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i agree with yooyo it's a kid game he caps her and it weakens it's gov like if some1 where to kill the prez only in a monarchy they need to find an heir which she doesn't have

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It's totally obvious Bowser seeks sexual enlightenment....

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At 12/10/05 03:47 PM, purplecat wrote: question: what does bowser want with peach?

Isn't it obvious? He wants some.


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Browser wants secks in her butthole.

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He wants to throw eggs at her while she sings elmo's world...or something.

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he wants to bump uglies with peach

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O.K. I know where the Koopa Kids came from.

Bowser is a hermaphrodite. He banged his own pussy with his own dick.

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Well, notice that Peach is the only roalty ever referred to in the Mario Bros. franchise (exept for a very inconvincing king in SMB3), So I'm left to infer that Peach is the sole ruler of the mushroom kingdom. I think Bowser kidnaps her so he can "have his way" with her, but not sexually. I think when Bowser kidnaps Peach, he makes demands, and he'll keep her captive until she promises to meet those demands. But, being the noble empress she is, Peach refuses, to say, make an altar and sacrifice 3 virgin toads to him every week. So she stays captive, for the rest of her life if she has to. Which she doesn't, because Mario shows up in a week or two to kick some arse.

Although, I think Bowser's recent plots have been out of spite for Mario, because, frankly, if I got whupped repeatedly by a pudgy italian plumber, I'd be pretty mad too.

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At 12/10/05 03:53 PM, Ozcar wrote: Butt secks... Have you seen her ass?

It's huge !

YEAH UBER HAWT


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Bowser has needs. He's gotta cum somehow, right?


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He wants bumsex of course.

Blaarg!

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From Wikipedia, "Bowser, or King Koopa, is perhaps most famous for his repeated kidnappings of Princess Peach. The reason for these kidnappings is often part of his plan to take over the Mushroom Kingdom."

There's your damn answer you damn perverts.

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At 12/10/05 03:47 PM, purplecat wrote: question: what does bowser want with peach?

Rape FTW

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Sex is the answer to everything.
No seriously.
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Also,

what does bowser want with peach?

Where did all the kool kids go?

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