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Sex obviosly. Also some pervert has probably already made this into an animation somewhere on the interweb.

It's all fucking Propoganda.

They should make a Super Bowser Bros.

Then you'll see what a bastard Mario really is...

Either
1) Want her for the challenge that you, Mario, can go through the simple drawn, yet complicated levels of the Mushroom Kingdom, and save her.

or

2) He wants her for Pussy.

He's in love with her, I'm pretty sure.

He wants to get it on with her! Remember Super Mario Sunshine? Baby Bowser called her his mommy!

Good damn it dont you guys get it? Its not about sex at all! Her kidnaps her so mario can go on one of his wayword adventures. He has to risk his life to get her back cause he loves her so much. Bowser is only using her for bate....and a bj

But on another note, nintendo needs your money. So the real reason she gets taken away every game is so you will buy it. Whats a mario game without going out of your way for days just to get your girl back? Hell I know I wouldnt go through that much shit for a girl. If a chick told me she was gagged and tied up on the side of the high way. And that she needed my help and it was over 10 miles away. I wouldnt.

Because I am an asshole ok?

SEX!

What's with all the sex talk? Bowser either wants to harness her magical energies for some insidious plot to throw the toads in an uproar; either that or just wants to make some new friends. If any of you have played any of the Mario RPGs it's obviously appearant that Bowser isn't too bright.

He want to have a baby called Powser. Once thats done he'll have one called Mowser with i wonder who?

He always does this....poor peach...:(

Bowser is a lonely sole wanting company. He got his children from invitro into Turtles. Alas, our King is unlucky.

Mario, on the other hand, used to work in pornography and has had a previous love. Mario is the dick here. Remember him thwarting Donkey Kongs' grasp for love?

At 12/27/05 09:29 AM, TheMaster wrote: Sex obviosly. Also some pervert has probably already made this into an animation somewhere on the interweb.

Are you kidding? Someone has done it here on NG!!! LOL

Incidentally, if you follow the Mario canon (not that I ever did...) the name of Bowser's wife was apparantly "Clawdia". Nintendo used this as an excuse for the koopalings (read: no, you Nintendo fans. Bowser did not have his way with Peach--we're family friendly after all) but never said anything more about it.

I'm pretty sure he wants to stick his Bullet Bill into her Koopa Shell....

Super Mario Sunshine:

Bowser says to Baby Bowser that Peach was his mom. :p

Obviously he wants to write her a love letter, and he can only work on it when she's around. She's his muse. Plus he wants him some royal ass.

One day Peach is going to pop out a green kid and Mario is outta there.

At 6/9/07 01:17 AM, McJesus wrote: Super Mario Sunshine:

Bowser says to Baby Bowser that Peach was his mom. :p

But at the end of the game, admits that she wasn't. Bowser Junior says that he already knew.

At 12/10/05 04:19 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: The better question is why Mario keeps saving Peach...the bitch won't put out! Saves her ass in Mario 64 and gets a CAKE. A fucking CAKE. I think he'd prefer some pie...

yes peach is better off being with bowser... not that dickhead mario!

At 6/9/07 01:26 AM, I-hate-Ryan wrote:

At 12/10/05 04:19 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: The better question is why Mario keeps saving Peach...the bitch won't put out! Saves her ass in Mario 64 and gets a CAKE. A fucking CAKE. I think he'd prefer some pie...

yes peach is better off being with bowser... not that dickhead mario!

You know, I always thought that...I mean, if nothing else, it would be good politics. And according to Super Paper Mario, Peach doesn't have any real feelings for Mario. It's described as a "one- sided crush" on his part. That game never did explain if Bowser and Peach were going to stay married. One would assume she would break it off. Too bad.

Maybe bowsers gay, and he catches peach to watch mario secretly cuz maybe when mario dies, the baddy that killed him rapes his dead body for his faggotized master...

in my opinion he just wants someone to talk to, maybe play a game of scrabble or boggle, watch a few reruns of Friends or Gilmore Girls, and eat some low fat pretzels. what else?

At 12/10/05 03:49 PM, StarF68 wrote: Sex, obviously. But he wants to break marios bones and then do it in front of him.

Then he would cum on mario and yell PWNED.

But he'll never pull it off. :o
Which is a good thing I guess, I don't need to see Bowsers penis in a game. o_o;;

Holy shit! A post from about a year and a half ago!

Well, I stand by what I said, even if I did say it in a slightly stupid way. Hahaha.

But seriously, I can't find a logical reason Bowser wants Peach anyway. I mean if there was a reason, he could have done whatever it was by the time Mario got there.

I've come to the conclusion that Bowser is either very bored, very lonely, or both.

Awww craaap!! That'll teach me to not check dates!! Hell, I quoted someone from a year and a half ago! I feel like quite the punk! Why on earth was this bumped? LOL

oh oh, i know! bowser, wants to kill mario ake his throne and have crazy buttsecks with peach then he'll go for yoshit rip that mother fucker's tounge out and choke him with it rip off his tail and give tit o peach as a birthday present (dildo) then donkey kong, instead of killing him straight forward he's going to NAPALM THAT SON OF A BITCH MONKEY FUCKER LIKE 'NAM! he takes kirby and fills him so full of air his testicle-looking ass pops then wario while he sits there too fat too movebowser throws his refrigerator out the window and that fat bastard starves. luigi, well, he throws that gay green wearing bitch down a well.

i think that covers everyone

There is bowser and peach hentai right here, on newgrounds. Created by ZONE-SAMA.

He wants child support from his babies mamma.

WHY do you EVEN ASK!! are you fucking 12 yrs old???

At 6/9/07 02:20 AM, Gergaloth wrote: WHY do you EVEN ASK!! are you fucking 12 yrs old???

Mentally, yes.

At 12/27/05 11:18 AM, BigScizot wrote: SEX!

SE! Pt. 2

There's so much peach worn out there.

I assume. Not like I've seen it or anything. ^////^

I always thopught it was so he could get Mario to jump on his mushroom