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what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 03:47 PM Reply

question: what does bowser want with peach? i have many ideas why he keeps kidnaping her, but first i will hear the ideas of whoever else even looks at this post.


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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 03:49 PM Reply

Sex, obviously. But he wants to break marios bones and then do it in front of him.

Then he would cum on mario and yell PWNED.

But he'll never pull it off. :o
Which is a good thing I guess, I don't need to see Bowsers penis in a game. o_o;;


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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 03:49 PM Reply

Where do you think all of bowsers children came from in Super mario world?
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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 03:51 PM Reply

of course its to rule the mushroom kingdom...idiots

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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 03:51 PM Reply

At 12/10/05 03:49 PM, GrimJuju wrote: Where do you think all of bowsers children came from in Super mario world?
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:O

ive never thought of that

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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 03:51 PM Reply

Bowser wants to prove to Peach he has a dick, but never gets to becuase Mario rescues Peach before Bowser can show it.


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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 03:51 PM Reply

He wants to ask her why she hopes a fat plumber will save her. I mean what else would he want?


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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 03:53 PM Reply

Butt secks... Have you seen her ass?

It's huge !

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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 03:53 PM Reply

I'm going with both the Mushroom Kingdom and the never-appearing orgy for this one...

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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 03:53 PM Reply

At 12/10/05 03:53 PM, Ozcar wrote: Butt secks... Have you seen her ass?

It's huge !

hawt

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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 03:57 PM Reply

O, of course. Browser want her apples... ahahhahahah get it?? apples... peach...

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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 03:57 PM Reply

At 12/10/05 03:49 PM, StarF68 wrote: Sex, obviously. But he wants to break marios bones and then do it in front of him.

Then he would cum on mario and yell PWNED.

But he'll never pull it off. :o
Which is a good thing I guess, I don't need to see Bowsers penis in a game. o_o;;

sicko, you are most likely correct. but in a very early game ( i cant think of which one) bowser had an axe behind him which mario used to cut the bridge. whats the axe for? (p.s. i just want to see you post it sickos)


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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 03:58 PM Reply

He wants to put his Bowser in her Bowsa.

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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 04:00 PM Reply

At 12/10/05 03:51 PM, LiquidMayCry wrote: of course its to rule the mushroom kingdom...idiots

thats true

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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 04:04 PM Reply

He does it so he can be in charge of marios place.
Whats it called?


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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 04:04 PM Reply

At 12/10/05 03:51 PM, --MRED-- wrote:
At 12/10/05 03:49 PM, GrimJuju wrote: Where do you think all of bowsers children came from in Super mario world?
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ive never thought of that

ms.bowser duh.

and
he wants peach to rule the mushroom king dom.but usally when you play part 1 you look for peach in a castle which bowser put her in.sooooo wouldnt bowser have already 1?and when he falls in the lava does he die?or does another bowser clone come? lmao.(matrix mr.smith+bowser =bith or smowser)
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(marios 1st and last names are mario,so itts mario mario/.luigi is luigi mario.watch the movie

mr.smowser:hello mr.mario
mario:the names mario.
mr.smowser:thats what i said
mario:no its not mr.mario its mario.marios my last name
mr.smowser:what ever idiot.

(big battle seen ,violence ensues yada yada,,,,,,,,more action ,more smiths

smiths all in unison:hello mr.mario
mario:not this shit again!

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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 04:09 PM Reply

At 12/10/05 03:49 PM, GrimJuju wrote: Where do you think all of bowsers children came from in Super mario world?
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cloneing? copy machine? uh... cloneing? come on, bowser's children look nothing like peach and if they were also peach's children mario would make sure bowser would never be in another game again. maybe internet videos.


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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 04:09 PM Reply

Didnt you ever play super mario sunshine? He tells Bowser Jr, peach was his princess, until bad man mario stole her.

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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 04:11 PM Reply

At 12/10/05 04:09 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Didnt you ever play super mario sunshine? He tells Bowser Jr, peach was his princess, until bad man mario stole her.

bowser got pwned


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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 04:11 PM Reply

At 12/10/05 03:49 PM, GrimJuju wrote: Where do you think all of bowsers children came from in Super mario world?
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I was thinking, that they were clones, or they came from another dimension, or something like that, but your idea works, as well.

At 12/10/05 03:57 PM, aznbudi1704 wrote: O, of course. Browser want her apples... ahahhahahah get it?? apples... peach...

:P Bad pun.


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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 04:12 PM Reply

At 12/10/05 03:49 PM, GrimJuju wrote: Where do you think all of bowsers children came from in Super mario world?

You're right! She must be like a queen bee, producing all of the baddies. My guess is that she has a telepathic link with them, and is secretly plotting Mario's demise.

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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 04:13 PM Reply

At 12/10/05 04:09 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Didnt you ever play super mario sunshine? He tells Bowser Jr, peach was his princess, until bad man mario stole her.

Poor Bowser :'(

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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 04:14 PM Reply

At 12/10/05 04:13 PM, -chaos- wrote:
At 12/10/05 04:09 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Didnt you ever play super mario sunshine? He tells Bowser Jr, peach was his princess, until bad man mario stole her.
Poor Bowser :'(

xD..poor princess

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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 04:15 PM Reply

The word rape cums to mind often when i play the mario games.

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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 04:19 PM Reply

The better question is why Mario keeps saving Peach...the bitch won't put out! Saves her ass in Mario 64 and gets a CAKE. A fucking CAKE. I think he'd prefer some pie...


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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 27th, 2005 @ 07:34 AM Reply

I think mario drinks and just beats the living $hit out of her so she runs to bowser to get away from the abuse but he kick bowsers ass and makes a new game

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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 27th, 2005 @ 07:36 AM Reply

At 12/27/05 07:34 AM, PzYcHo_GoAT wrote: I think mario drinks and just beats the living $hit out of her so she runs to bowser to get away from the abuse but he kick bowsers ass and makes a new game

And it repeats over and over and over until....GASP! A NEWER GAME IS RELEASED! No wait...


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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 27th, 2005 @ 07:46 AM Reply

At 12/10/05 03:47 PM, purplecat wrote: question: what does bowser want with peach? i have many ideas why he keeps kidnaping her, but first i will hear the ideas of whoever else even looks at this post.

It's too convienent... she obviously sets up these kidnappings because she likes the giant green cock.

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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 27th, 2005 @ 08:23 AM Reply

Hawt secks and someone to rape and beat when times are tough.

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Response to what does bowser want with peach? Dec. 27th, 2005 @ 08:31 AM Reply

Her peach you silly goose.

Pie, box, uhh....pink taco...you know...