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4.07 / 5.00 10,082 ViewsDon't tell me I "haven't been here long enough." This is an alt. I'd rather not get my regular account spammed with hate mail.
Back in the day, newgrounds was the most foul, offensive, and vulgar site on the interweb. We insulted everyone and everything, and never thought twice. We were vastly despised by every human being with anything resembling a moral code. Spam, offensive humor, and an overall lack of maturity were the words of the day. This was newgrounds in its prime. Up until around 2004, newgrounds was known as the "porn adds and flash games" site.
Thats when all the people started coming. Bad people. People with no fucking business on newgrounds. Angry kids below the age of 14 showed up in vast quantities, and showed little or no tolerance for the immature, offensive humor which made of the newgrounds fiber.
These kids evolved into the douchebags who make the same stupid, "LOOK AT ME I'M FUCKING ORIGIONAL I HATE SOMETHING" threads on the BBS today and blam flash that does not instantly bombard their shallow, unappreciatie minds with graphics worthy of a full budget motion picture.
They write up messages to Wade and Tom saying "OMG BAN THE BARNIEY BUNCH AND THE STAR SYNDICATE AND PICONJO!"
They make threads on the Newgrounds BBS like:
"I hate emo kids." (They seem to think that they're really orgional, because OBVIOUSLY everyone else LOVES emo kids. They also add the period at the end to further prove their point.)
"Religion is Bullshit."
"Ban the Barney Bunch."
Movies like Piconjo are the reasons I come here. Offensive humor is the staple of newgrounds and will always be.
These people are the scourge of newgrounds and must be eliminated. I fully endorse the genocide of these people.
The most accurate thing ever said under 100 posts, and only it had to be from an alt. Oh well someone actually under 100 will say something smart someday, I hope.
Furthermore, what do you propose to do about this, oh masked hero?
At 12/10/05 02:17 AM, ChasmyrSS wrote:
The most accurate thing ever said under 100 posts, and only it had to be from an alt. Oh well someone actually under 100 will say something smart someday, I hope.
Intelligence =/= Post count
I miss Tanner.
ARE YOU GUYS GAY?
*grabs dick*
At 12/10/05 02:17 AM, ChasmyrSS wrote: The most accurate thing ever said under 100 posts, and only it had to be from an alt. Oh well someone actually under 100 will say something smart someday, I hope.
Furthermore, what do you propose to do about this, oh masked hero?
Take up your Glock 9mm, your Switchblade, hell, grab your toaster.
And Kill some Fuckin 14 year old newgrouders.
I'm someone could make a post about people saying NG was at a high point when people weren't making posts complaining about other people on NG, but this all is probably one endless waltz.
I don't think people complain about the movies cause they're offensive, they complain cause they're stupid.
Offensive can be funny at times. Stupid is just stupid all the time. Like it or love it.
At 12/10/05 02:21 AM, geforce7800GT wrote:
Take up your Glock 9mm, your Switchblade, hell, grab your toaster.
I prefer the lawnmower. Would you want to fight someone who has/is willing to use a lawnmower?
i support this genocide too. i propose sheltering the good and virtuous nglings, and nuking teh rest of teh world, then systmatically executing any rebellers.
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MUSIC | or a little, dying cosmic whore...
Speak with your actions, come from your core.
hey, 14 year old kids got money right, exactly what tom or wade want. pulling them pulls in money. Im not saying I support this, but there is a reason for you.
I AGREE, Ive been going to this site for years (not on this account) and Ive noticed little kids ruining this
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You know, you don't have to put your email in your normal account. That's what I did.
AMEN to that!!
and for the record religion is CRAP
At 12/10/05 03:31 AM, shazwoogle wrote: and for the record religion is CRAP
You didn't absorb a fucking word he said, did you?
yeah people like that are abnormal. i am actually a mature 15 year old and also today is my birthday so im actually 16.
Goodness gracious me, do I ever agree with the topic creator.
God I wish I were around in those days. It sucks to be a 2004 user. I wish I were around when offensive flash was widely accepted. Then perhaps people would stop being faggots about the Hurricane Katrina Tribute collab.