Robber gets owned

[DanAbnormal]

No this isn't the one where the robber gets shot by a shop assistant.
This happened in England, where a black man tried to rob a jewellery shop, but he gets fucking owned like shit, but only after he puts up a fight.
He's a total dumbarse.

http://www.thatvideo..e.com/view/1165.html

[SuperSmoothSmiley]

I saw this on a T.V show a few days ago.

Haha. That old man got punched.

[J0EY-LiGhTz]

Damn thats hella old. But still funny to watch to retarded ass keep saying "Ohpen tha dooa"

[1]

That was fucking hilarious.

"OPEN DA DOOR"
"Lol pwnt."
"O SHIZZLE"

[DanAbnormal]

It just puts a smile on my face to see them own a fucking immigrant who thinks he owns the place.
I also love how he gets trapped between the security doors. It reminds me of the film "Snatch" when they try and rob the bookies.

Totally unprepared.

[Kirk-Cocaine]

At 12/8/05 08:19 AM, DanAbnormal wrote: I also love how he gets trapped between the security doors. It reminds me of the film "Snatch" when they try and rob the bookies.

Yeah, same here, but why didn't they do that before the store got wrecked? And why the fuck didn't that bloke whack him with the fire extinguisher? That's what I would have done.

[Effsix]

What a dumbarse- he coulda got awawy with it if he wasn't such a dumbarse.
It woulda been good to see the fire extinguisher being used.

I saw one bungled robbery on telly where a lady napalmed a guys face with a nice hot cup of tea, then smashed the cup on his face. "Damn it, you thief! Now I gotta go put the kettle on again! and find a clean cup! Bastard."

[HilariousGenocide]

Thats fucking bullshit, i wouldn't have let him up. Stupid ass owner, giving him time to recuperate and get a weapon, just keep hitting him till he cant get up. They outbumbered him about 5 to one. Pussy ass england.

[BananaBreadMuffin]

At 12/8/05 08:04 AM, DanAbnormal wrote: No this isn't the one where the robber gets shot by a shop assistant.
This happened in England, where a black man tried to rob a jewellery shop, but he gets fucking owned like shit, but only after he puts up a fight.
He's a total dumbarse.

http://www.thatvideo..e.com/view/1165.html

hahh, locked between the security doors.

poond.

[Ryan]

Seen it...and i had to dl it...like a caveman. >:(

[ArabFreak]

They fought like wussies.

LOL @ beating him with a chair.

[ArabFreak]

But why did it take the cops so long to "notice" the robbery?

[Bunzi]

Lol. Also anyone notice the girls section is very rapidly becoming just a porn section?

[BlueFlameSkulls]

"i have a metal bar!"
"me too!"
"it's time to do-do-do-duel!"

[Modjo]

At 12/8/05 09:10 AM, BlueFlameXmasSkulls wrote: "i have a metal bar!"
"me too!"
"it's time to do-do-do-duel!"

C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!

[Samurai]

The dumbass lady was TAPPING him with a chair. Not hitting, it was like "tap,swing,tap" and he kept going. Then the fag with the fire extinguisher. He didn't use it! He left....

[Markface]

Oh my god... thats just pwnage no questions asked

[psycho-squirrel]

you know they could have just killed him. he did threaten their life. what i would have done was go for his neck and bite it, and make him bleed to death.

[Wabb]

HAHAHA stupid mofo thief!!!

[shomaho]

the cops arived 20 minutes LATER!?!

damn and ppl think that GTA is to realisticaly violent

[Kadachi]

omfg...

[Nightmare333]

At 12/8/05 08:11 AM, Crimson_Edge wrote: Haha. That old man got punched.

i sure do hope it hurt as much as it looked like it did

[DanAbnormal]

After watching it again i can say that both parties were pretty stupid. The fight was pretty stupid, and it was funny when the glass broke under his arse. They could have done more damage to him, but i suppose they aren't the violent type.
The woman with the chair was hilarious, but he still got owned. It's one of the dumbest robberies i've seen.

[morefngdbs]

no one ever said you needed to be smart to be a snatch and run crook.
It said he was being held under "Her Majesties Pleasure" I think.
What is that?
Does it mean he goes to a mental facility ,as opposed to jail?

[Moonhog]

What an idiot. Is what like what, 6 on 1?

[BananaBreadMuffin]

At 12/8/05 10:43 AM, morefngdbs wrote: It said he was being held under "Her Majesties Pleasure" I think.

Officially, it means the queen can decide how long he gets jailed.

[DanAbnormal]

At 12/8/05 10:43 AM, morefngdbs wrote: no one ever said you needed to be smart to be a snatch and run crook.

You do, depending on the type of robbery.
If it's a simple pick-pocket job, then you don't need much brains, just skill.
In this case, he wasn't very subtle and he didn't research into security systems. All of those types of shops have security doors, which are pretty much unbreakable. He was probably down the pub when he thought "hey im gonna rob a shop."

[TheMaster]

That guy with the fire extiguisher was helpful! he just stood there!

[Two-Face]

You fucking racist! Cause you pointed out that he was black! ... Damn you!