I was banned by an asshole!

[blackbetty86]

So I went to the public swimming pool with some friends, and we were joking around and stuff, and then some stupid lifeguard yelled at us with some fucking nonsense, so I said, "hey fuck you asshole" and he like came to where I was and said "what did you say boy", I wasn't scared, even though he was in a greater shape and taller than me, so I said "what you're deaf and stupid, I said FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!", so he says "that's it, you banned, little kid" and he calls his friend over, and the kicked us out of there. We threw rock at them for being such dicks, and then we ran of.

But luckily one of my friends knew where he lived, so we went there at night and we broke all his windows and spay prainted his house, with penises, that'll show that fucker that no one messes with me.

[Mooperty]

If I were him, I would have punched you out.

[MidnyteRayne]

So then, last night, Susie said she liked me, and I told her to get lost because girls are gross.

Find a brain.

[somedrunkhobo]

At 12/6/05 07:22 PM, -Mooperty- wrote: If I were him, I would have punched you out.

If i were him, I wouldn't exist.

[wesdood]

At 12/6/05 07:23 PM, BANwagonWhoreMod wrote: So then, last night, Susie said she liked me, and I told her to get lost because girls are gross.

i knoez
they have cooties

[CaptainPeepers]

I'll take bullshit for 500, alec.

[Markus]

Dan Akroyd is sitting here beside me, and he is rofl'ing his pants.

[GarthTheWereWolf]

sounds to me like you have to much sand in your vagina betty

[CheezNapkin]

What exactly were you doing?

[f0d]

Hey no complaining about a ban! That is against the rules!!!

[SpAmStIkA]

At 12/6/05 07:21 PM, blackbetty86 wrote: blah blah banned from pool blah blah incriminating (sp?) evidence blah blah

1. You should know if you say "Fuck you asshole!", it works wonders (not really). Then they ban you cause you are (not) cool. K?
2. Seriously, you got banned from a pool. So what? THERE IS MORE THEN THAT FUCKING POOL. THERE IS OTHER POOLS.

[Long-Distance-Runner]

Obvious white lie

Oh you're tough, girls love that sorta thing.

[Preternatural]

I know I've posted this pic already today, but...

[FUNKbrs]

You just got banned by another one. LOL

[MidnyteRayne]

At 12/6/05 07:27 PM, NazelbikAuthor wrote: I know I've posted this pic already today, but...

That was strangely hilarious.

[OptiPrime]

LOOK AT ME I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE!

[Heretic-Anchorite]

At 12/6/05 07:21 PM, blackbetty86 wrote: then some stupid lifeguard yelled at us with some fucking nonsense, so I said, "hey fuck you asshole" and he like came to where I was and said "what did you say boy", I :

retart you called the life guard a ass hole ..............................

[ACDC492]

At 12/6/05 07:21 PM, blackbetty86 wrote: So I went to the public swimming pool with some friends, and we were joking around and stuff, and then some stupid lifeguard yelled at us with some fucking nonsense, so I said, "hey fuck you asshole" and he like came to where I was and said "what did you say boy", I wasn't scared, even though he was in a greater shape and taller than me, so I said "what you're deaf and stupid, I said FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!", so he says "that's it, you banned, little kid" and he calls his friend over, and the kicked us out of there. We threw rock at them for being such dicks, and then we ran of.

But luckily one of my friends knew where he lived, so we went there at night and we broke all his windows and spay prainted his house, with penises, that'll show that fucker that no one messes with me.

You are a whinny little bitch. He kicks you out of the pool for good reason so you get pissy and fuck up his house? Assuming you really did have the balls to and aren't just trying to sound like a badass.

[Gunter45]

At 12/6/05 07:27 PM, Banta_Claus wrote: You just got banned by another one. LOL

Funk, you slay me.

[Puzzled]

It would be funnier if it would be true.

[Molecularbiologist]

At 12/6/05 07:21 PM, blackbetty86 wrote:

But luckily one of my friends knew where he lived, so we went there at night and we broke all his windows and spay prainted his house, with penises, that'll show that fucker that no one messes with me.

You are seriously a loser
Who the fuck do you think you are, some little teenage shit, thats what you are.
Learn to respect authority, since you were on their property. I hope one day, when you grow up and are a yuppie, that some little shits like you and your possef break all of your windows and kick your teeth in.
Grow up, because in the real world, everyone will mess with you, and you'll have to take it.

[Zenmuron]

i'll fuck with you come on boy. dude that lifeguard will know who did it especially after you threw a rock at him. your a dumbass man, break windows and shit... grow the fuck up

[Ion8er]

DUDE. ITS DECEMBER! what the hell are you doing a in a pool in the middle of winter? if you ask me he did it for your own good.

[sp0rk3h]

Dude, you fucking OWNED his gay ass. Have a cookie.

[American-Chinker]

At 12/6/05 08:20 PM, Ion8er wrote: DUDE. ITS DECEMBER! what the hell are you doing a in a pool in the middle of winter? if you ask me he did it for your own good.

the sad thing is hat i would not have noticed that if you didnt point it ou. you are my new lvl one buddy!

[Heretic-Anchorite]

At 12/6/05 08:19 PM, Microbiologist wrote:

At 12/6/05 07:21 PM, blackbetty86 wrote:

But luckily one of my friends knew where he lived, so we went there at night and we broke all his windows and spay prainted his house, with penises, that'll show that fucker that no one messes with me.

You are seriously a loser
Who the fuck do you think you are, some little teenage shit, thats what you are.
Learn to respect authority, since you were on their property. I hope one day, when you grow up and are a yuppie, that some little shits like you and your possef break all of your windows and kick your teeth in.
Grow up, because in the real world, everyone will mess with you, and you'll have to take it.

I agree with you I mean seriously he needs to learn respect people more and grow up
that kid sould make a stupid list for being so fucking stupid

[Cereal-Palsy]

I fucking hate punk kids like this, guys you know what I'm talking about 13-18 year olds who try to draw as much fucking attention to them as possible and look badass. These kids will go to movies and yell and throw shit and as this did, get kicked out. These kids need to be shot.

[cheesebizkit]

liar

[Castlevania]

At 12/6/05 08:14 PM, ACDC492 wrote: You are a whinny little bitch.

agreed

He kicks you out of the pool for good reason so you get pissy and fuck up his house? Assuming you really did have the balls to and aren't just trying to sound like a badass.

he failed at sounding like a badass at this line "and then we ran of"

[JoS]

Be lucky you didnt do that at my pool. You wouldnt have had time to say are you deaf, cause you would already be tossed. I really dont think you can call the lifeguard an asshole for doing HIS JOB. And youa re such a liar about goign to his house after, and probally made this whole story up.