Forum Topic: My cat is trying to kill me!

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Blaze-Heatnix

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Posted at: 7/2/06 12:06 AM

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Do you want to touch it?
I charge $5.

Must...resist........*gives 5 dollars* OH YES it's so shinyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!


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Poochee

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Posted at: 7/2/06 12:36 AM

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OMG IS THE CAT THING TRUE??? IM COMING RITE OVER THERE!!!!!!!!!...
*arrives at Blaminators house*
OK, NOW WHERE ARE YOU, YOU LIL SUN OF AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH GET OUT OF MY FACE!!!!!!!! ARGHHH U BASTARD!!!!! Hey, WHAT ARE U DOING WITH THAT KNIFE?!?!...(to be continued)


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Blaze-Heatnix

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At 7/2/06 12:36 AM, Poochee wrote: OMG IS THE CAT THING TRUE??? IM COMING RITE OVER THERE!!!!!!!!!...
*arrives at Blaminators house*
OK, NOW WHERE ARE YOU, YOU LIL SUN OF AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH GET OUT OF MY FACE!!!!!!!! ARGHHH U BASTARD!!!!! Hey, WHAT ARE U DOING WITH THAT KNIFE?!?!...(to be continued)

That's the blaminator's job *reminds him of "kill the pig".


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Posted at: 7/2/06 01:57 AM

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Your cat will eventually succeed and you will die.


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Posted at: 7/2/06 01:59 AM

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i recommend sedation. or lay off the blow.


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Hipoy

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they have places for people like you

mental institutions

"you should have used the Pythagoreans theorem, bitch"

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Posted at: 7/2/06 02:06 AM

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rat poison kills those damn felines eveery time. just slip a little into the cat food.

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Posted at: 7/2/06 02:10 AM

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this is what cats will soon be like

My cat is trying to kill me!


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Poochee

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Maybe he just wants you to pay attention to him, like...be friends!!! :D...ok that was gay


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Posted at: 7/2/06 09:14 AM

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hell rig your toilet with a pipebomb sooner or later....


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KillMoochie

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Posted at: 7/2/06 09:17 AM

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My cat will kill me with love. He is sooo huggy ^_^


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FallenMarine

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Posted at: 7/3/06 09:40 AM

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At 12/5/05 08:28 PM, The-Blaminator wrote: Ruger is the big one on the left. He's big and viscous! Thank god Mouse was there to protect me!

Aaaw, he looks like my cat! Just smaller! xD


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Liranmov

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Posted at: 7/3/06 09:44 AM

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damm my cats just trying to eat me alive lol


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Spectacle

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Posted at: 7/3/06 09:49 AM

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get a dog for protection


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krazykiller416

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Posted at: 7/3/06 09:53 AM

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get a chainsaw and cut it to shreds and give to poor people so they wont starve.
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Posted at: 7/3/06 10:04 AM

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just lock ur door for godssakes man i swear you'll trip over him when u wake up


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Posted at: 7/3/06 11:06 AM

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HOLY CRAP!

not only is he trying to kill you, he's trying to make it look like an accient!

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Posted at: 7/3/06 11:16 AM

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Right now I'm on the computer with a rolled up newspaper and pillows tied around the spots where my cat might try to get me. That cat could be anywhere now.

my solution to you: get a dog-proof suit, then get a pitbull, then somehow lure you cat into a den and bring in the pitbull, and lock them in there for 4 days...


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At 12/5/05 06:56 PM, Phearr wrote: Lol cats suck get a dog

THEY DO not!! fuck you.

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That's what you get for being cruel to it.

Once here twice there but thrice in you. Why buy the pig when the sausage is free?
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Hipoy

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Posted at: 7/14/06 05:33 AM

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What, like my cat?

My cat is trying to kill me!

"you should have used the Pythagoreans theorem, bitch"

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Posted at: 7/18/06 11:35 AM

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At 12/5/05 06:50 PM, The-Blaminator wrote: Seriously! Yesterday my cat tried to kill me three times!

So much for the third time being the charm.

I disapprove of this rule-breaking >: (

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Posted at: 7/31/06 06:09 PM

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Well, my cat attempts to steal my food.

One time, I was eating waffles and as usual he walked by and laid down on the table to try and see if he could get something. But instead, he took one of my waffles and walked off with it in his mouth! When I took it back, he hissed at me! He NEVER hisses!
Trust me, he's one the most friendly cats I've ever met. And I've met a lot of cats. O_O


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Posted at: 12/9/06 08:51 PM

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At 12/5/05 06:57 PM, Hienrich wrote:
At 12/5/05 06:51 PM, Hack-Attack wrote: Try a shotgun

is it flashcat?
I don't know where my Dad's guncase keys are.

Repeatedly punch it in the face?

It might be the only option.

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Posted at: 12/16/06 09:53 PM

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At 12/5/05 06:56 PM, Phearr wrote: Lol cats suck get a DOG

I agree Very,MUCH!


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Lmao man.


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At 2/4/06 06:25 PM, ClowntjeGoorlap wrote: Maybe yelling would teach the satanic creature?

Very funny but poor cats hopefully he didnt scare them so much that they run away :(


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Posted at: 4/3/07 06:03 PM

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OMg I have a cat and I cant believe I didnt post here.Well my cat sleeps alot so Im safe from any espionage.As long as i feed him and let him outside sometimes he is a good friend.


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