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My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 18:50:24 Reply

Seriously! Yesterday my cat tried to kill me three times!

The first time I was taking a shower and my cat walked in the bathroom and started to paw the soap and then knocked it down into the tub and I wasn't paying attention. I then heard a thump on the ground and I though, "Damn that cat loves to knock things down!" and I was going to look out the curtain and my cat jumped up towards me and I got startled and took a step back and I slipped on the bar of soap my cat was playing with and I hit my head on the tap. Ouch.

The second time I was walking out of my room in my house coat and I was walking towards the stairs to go to the computer room and then my cat started running around my feet for some reason and I tripped over him (trust me, my cat is BIG and HEAVY) and I fell down the stairs because of that cat. I broke my nose when I fell face first. Double ouch.

The third time I was sleeping and for some reason I couldn't breathe in my sleep and I woke up with my killer cat trying to suffocate me by sleeping on my face.

Right now I'm on the computer with a rolled up newspaper and pillows tied around the spots where my cat might try to get me. That cat could be anywhere now.


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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 18:51:42 Reply

Try a shotgun

is it flashcat?
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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 18:52:38 Reply

i know what you mean, that damn mouse is here somewhere *grabs a shotgun* hes not getting away this time

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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 18:52:43 Reply

See kids, now you should all learn from him.

Be nicer to your pets, you never know when they will turn into pshyco killers and try to kill you 3 times....!!!

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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 18:53:14 Reply

keep him outside! cats can't be trusted......

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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 18:53:27 Reply

have sex with it

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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 18:54:32 Reply

*electrocutes cat*

OMGWTFBBQ!


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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 18:54:59 Reply

take out your penis

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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 18:55:10 Reply

put it in a blunder, not to kill it just to cut a leg off or something. Teach it al esson.


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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 18:56:06 Reply

Lol cats suck get a DOG

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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 18:56:57 Reply

At 12/5/05 06:52 PM, optimake5 wrote: See kids, now you should all learn from him.

Be nicer to your pets, you never know when they will turn into pshyco killers and try to kill you 3 times....!!!

lol


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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 18:57:39 Reply

At 12/5/05 06:51 PM, Hack-Attack wrote: Try a shotgun

is it flashcat?

I don't know where my Dad's guncase keys are.


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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 19:01:04 Reply

At 12/5/05 06:57 PM, The-Blaminater wrote:
At 12/5/05 06:51 PM, Hack-Attack wrote: Try a shotgun

is it flashcat?
I don't know where my Dad's guncase keys are.

hammer + case = FUN! :P

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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 19:03:36 Reply

dood dogs could kill you so much easier

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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 19:04:06 Reply

At 12/5/05 06:56 PM, Phearr wrote: Lol cats suck get a DOG

Amen!! Cats are evil and must be destroyed.

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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 19:04:28 Reply

At 12/5/05 06:52 PM, optimake5 wrote: See kids, now you should all learn from him.

Be nicer to your pets, you never know when they will turn into pshyco killers and try to kill you 3 times....!!!

I wasn't mean to him. I think he was trying to kill me for my bed. The day before the incidents he was sleeping on my bed all day.


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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 19:07:26 Reply

At 12/5/05 07:04 PM, GarthTheWereWolf wrote:
At 12/5/05 06:56 PM, Phearr wrote: Lol cats suck get a DOG
Amen!! Cats are evil and must be destroyed.

everyone hates cats cuz they are smarter than the avergae human........cats own dogs...


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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 19:13:37 Reply

At 12/5/05 07:03 PM, a_Getup_Kid wrote: dood dogs could kill you so much easier

My cat also thinks he's a dog.


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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 19:16:38 Reply

your cat: YEAH THATS WHAT HAPPENES WHEN YOU FORGET TO FEED ME MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 19:17:47 Reply

I know what you mean. My pet hedgehog has been plotting to kill me since I first got him. He-Spike, get outta here, I'm trying to post a reply on the NG BBS! Wait, what are you doing with that knife. Aww, how cute! He's got a-AAAAAAAAAAA! ahdalsjkdajsdajslddl
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW I AM IN CONTROL!


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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 19:19:33 Reply

At 12/5/05 07:17 PM, CheezNapkin wrote: I know what you mean. My pet hedgehog has been plotting to kill me since I first got him. He-Spike, get outta here, I'm trying to post a reply on the NG BBS! Wait, what are you doing with that knife. Aww, how cute! He's got a-AAAAAAAAAAA! ahdalsjkdajsdajslddl
sadasd
adasd
ad

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW I AM IN CONTROL!

i think my catgirl girlfriend has been poking me in the back with an army knife while im sleeping

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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 19:21:02 Reply

get out of the house, call the police...and hope that they get rid of the pest! haha

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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 19:21:49 Reply

At 12/5/05 06:50 PM, The-Blaminater wrote: suffocate me by sleeping on my face.

No, he was probably just pleasuring himself.

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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 19:22:45 Reply

lol is this fake? is this actually true? or are you trying to get attention?


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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 19:23:29 Reply

At 12/5/05 07:16 PM, dragonhunter2 wrote: your cat: YEAH THATS WHAT HAPPENES WHEN YOU FORGET TO FEED ME MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

Dammit! Animals are just getting smarter!


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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 19:26:35 Reply

At 12/5/05 07:23 PM, The-Blaminater wrote:
At 12/5/05 07:16 PM, dragonhunter2 wrote: your cat: YEAH THATS WHAT HAPPENES WHEN YOU FORGET TO FEED ME MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
Dammit! Animals are just getting smarter!

your cat: HEY I NEED A BITCH GET BACK HERE WITH A CATGIRL FAST!

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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 19:26:36 Reply

At 12/5/05 06:51 PM, Hack-Attack wrote:
is it flashcat?

Hey!..that was only the first 2 times!

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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 19:29:19 Reply

At 12/5/05 07:26 PM, dragonhunter2 wrote:
At 12/5/05 07:23 PM, The-Blaminater wrote:
At 12/5/05 07:16 PM, dragonhunter2 wrote: your cat: YEAH THATS WHAT HAPPENES WHEN YOU FORGET TO FEED ME MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
Dammit! Animals are just getting smarter!
your cat: HEY I NEED A BITCH GET BACK HERE WITH A CATGIRL FAST!

Ruger, who's computer are you on??


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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 19:35:48 Reply


Ruger, who's computer are you on??

your cat: IM ON DRAGONHUNTERS YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH!!!

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Response to My cat is trying to kill me! 2005-12-05 19:43:14 Reply

At 12/5/05 07:22 PM, naruto_jadd wrote: lol is this fake? is this actually true? or are you trying to get attention?

It actually happened. I wish it was fake though. =P


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