Bandolph the Red Nosed Moderator

[FUNKbrs]

Hey kids, let Banta sing you all a wonderous BANmas song:

You know BANsher and BANcer
And BANcher and BANxen
BANet and BANid and
BANner and BANzen

But do you recall....
The greatest Moderator of ALL.......

BANdolf, the red-nosed moderator
Had a banstick in his hand
And if you ever saw it
you were probably getting banned

All of the little n00blets
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor BANdolph
Join in any butsecks gaymes

Then one randy Christmas Eve
Wade Fulp came to say:
BANdolph with your stick of might
Won't you ban some n00bs tonight?

Then how the n00blets feared him
As they all began to flee
BANdolph, the rednosed moderator,
"OMFG DONT BAN ME!!!!"

[SupaStarZ]

omfg, lock this and ban him moderaters!

[FUNKbrs]

At 12/2/05 05:39 PM, mehrdad99 wrote: omfg, lock this and ban him moderaters!

LOL@J00FAIL@FUNNEH

[subpar]

Best. Thread. Ever.

Thanks for bringing the BANmas spirit to NewGrounds.

[Gunter45]

At 12/2/05 05:40 PM, Banta_Claus wrote: LOL@J00FAIL@FUNNEH

So, how's the Mrs. treatin you? Eh? Eh? *wink, nudge*

[He-Who-Never-Was]

At 12/2/05 05:40 PM, subpar wrote: Best. Thread. Ever.

Thanks for bringing the BANmas spirit to NewGrounds.

*Negronds

[somedrunkhobo]

pssshhh BANmas
BANukah's where its at.

[FUNKbrs]

At 12/2/05 05:41 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

At 12/2/05 05:40 PM, Banta_Claus wrote: LOL@J00FAIL@FUNNEH

So, how's the Mrs. treatin you? Eh? Eh? *wink, nudge*

Let's just put it this way; I don't get bored in June.

[Geordi-Laforge]

At 12/2/05 05:37 PM, Banta_Claus wrote: Hey kids, let Banta sing you all a wonderous BANmas song:

OK!

BANdolf, the red-nosed moderator

moderator

Had a banstick in his hand

his hand

And if you ever saw it

saw it

you were probably getting banned

OHNOEZ!

All of the little n00blets

newblets

used to laugh and call him names

Like Dan Malo!

They never let poor BANdolph

BANdolph

Join in any butsecks gaymes

With DarkArchon!

Then one randy Christmas Eve
Wade Fulp came to say:

BAN BAN BAN

BANdolph with your stick of might
Won't you ban some n00bs tonight?

Then how the n00blets feared him

feared him

As they all began to flee

O RLY

BANdolph, the rednosed moderator,

moderator

"OMFG DONT BAN ME!!!!"

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.

[bigexplosions]

While BANdolph was baning some n00bs,
Tom Fulp came and said:
"Hey guys, there's a orgy tonight,
let's a fuck each other gay-like!"

They all had a orgy,
while still banning n00bs with glad.
This was the bestest BANmas,
although it was very sad!

[TheAbominableMatt]

At 12/2/05 05:39 PM, mehrdad99 wrote: omfg, lock this and ban him moderaters!

You can't ban Banta Clause, he's just too FUNKy.

[Gunter45]

At 12/2/05 05:42 PM, Banta_Claus wrote: Let's just put it this way; I don't get bored in June.

My, my... So, do you put Mrs. Banta Claus on your naughty list?

[Bigmac-318]

That was a funny song.
"OMFG DONT BAN ME!!!!"
rofl!

[Buddhist]

Where are the Kwanzaa celebrators? Or Hanukkah?

[FUNKbrs]

At 12/2/05 05:46 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

My, my... So, do you put Mrs. Banta Claus on your naughty list?

More like SHE puts ME on HER naughty list.

A man who dresses up in a suit of red fur and hangs out with reindeer has special >.><.< >.> .... needs..... >.><.< >.> you know.

[AshfordPride]

I still like How Bedn Stole Christmas better...

[IllustriousPotentate]

Ahh, every Christmas Eve, Banta Claus climbs on his sleigh with toys, dual exaust, side mirrors, mudflaps and leather seat covers to spread Christmas cheer to all the good little boys and girls.

And he'll say "On, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Bruce, Demarlo, Leon, Cletus, George, Bill, Slick, Dooright, Clyde, Daisy, King, Queenie, Prince, Spot, Rover...."

[EtchASketchClock]

More like Bandolph the Red-Bummed Moderator.
^_^

[ArabFreak]

BANDA CLAUS AND BANDOLPH DON'T EXIST.

They're only stories told to us when we were young noobs.

[BlueFlameSkulls]

which mod is bandolph?

i lost my mind after a while

If this was more clevar I would make a song version

[piefi]

You obviosly have a lot of free time on your hands.

[IWantSomeCookies]

Some of the words don't even fit into the original rythym. (sp?)

[CousinIt]

some of the BANdeer have similar sounding names.

[AmberAffliction]

More like bandolph the ample nosed moderator.

[Zerok]

At 12/2/05 05:42 PM, somedrunkhobo wrote: pssshhh BANmas
BANukah's where its at.

Dude, that was awesome.

[FUNKbrs]

At 12/2/05 06:39 PM, -CousinIt wrote: some of the BANdeer have similar sounding names.

Sorry. Next time I'll try to be more original when I'm MAKING A FUCKING PARODY

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