Mrs_Banta_Claus, your sig scares me

[Dauss]

As if I wasn't paranoid enough, you had to go along and tell everyone you know when we're sleeping, and you know when we're awake, and you know if we've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake.

So, what happens if you break this rule? The obvious. You are banned. But it does it end there?

No.

THEY know what I'm talking about. The Banta Claus family, of course. First, they wait until you're sleeping peacefully, THEN THEY STRIKE. A quick shot from a tranquilizing pistol, and they drag you back off to the North pole. Then, the "AUGMENTATION" starts.

They fit you with cameras, that watch your every move. Then they fit a remote detonater in the back or your skull, which, when activated, shatters the skull and fires shrapnel into your brain. They detonate it when you do something wrong... ANYTHING. Be it using the wrong brand of soap, or eat the cheap brand of cereal.

Then they fit you with a microphone, which hears and transmits everything back to them. They also use it to speak to you. In this way, they can tell you what to do, and threaten you.

Oh no, what have I done?!? I've said too much!!!

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[Ted-Easton]

Welcome to the Christmas version of Newgrounds. Things are rather festive now with the new site icon, and we're kicking up the good cheer by handing out a few more bans.

All the best over the holidays,
Ebanezer

[Britkid]

Mods, hell yes. If you're thinking of spamming, you're banned. So, Mary, are you going to silence us with your scratching tactics?

[N-Antichrist]

oh Dauss, you win at topic-making! :)

Mary, begone!
*uses fingers to make sign of cross*

[Dauss]

At 12/2/05 03:03 PM, Ebanezer wrote: Welcome to the Christmas version of Newgrounds. Things are rather festive now with the new site icon, and we're kicking up the good cheer by handing out a few more bans.

All the best over the holidays,
Ebanezer

AHH!!!

ONE APPROACHES!!! HIDE!!!

[Carmilla]

I WANT you to be scared and paranoid. Mission accomplished!

BTW, I saw what you did to that guy yesterday and I'm considering adding you to Banta's "Naughty" list. >:-(

[JohnnyWang]

At 12/3/05 07:35 AM, Mrs_Banta_Claus wrote: I WANT you to be scared and paranoid. Mission accomplished!

Thoughtmods.

You guys should totally do a 1984 theme some time.

[Peter-II]

At 12/3/05 07:35 AM, Mrs_Banta_Claus wrote: I WANT you to be scared and paranoid. Mission accomplished!

Sieg heil.

[Rhabdophobia]

At 12/3/05 07:38 AM, JohnnyWang wrote:

At 12/3/05 07:35 AM, Mrs_Banta_Claus wrote: I WANT you to be scared and paranoid. Mission accomplished!

Thoughtmods.

You guys should totally do a 1984 theme some time.

Best theme ever

[munchies]

At 12/2/05 03:03 PM, Ebanezer wrote: All the best over the holidays,
Ebanezer

The Ghobanst of Christmas Past.

[DashDingo]

Ban humbug!