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At 12/10/05 07:29 PM, Keightley wrote:

At 12/10/05 07:09 PM, -meh-rychristmas wrote:

We currently accept Security Guards as members.

*Salutes
Lt. Keightley
Unit Operations Officer

oh yes, i forgot you accept security guards.

*salutes

12 more B/P till i get to police officer level

sorry about the double post but, what is this, (link )
ive never heard of the bones before

At 12/11/05 05:53 AM, -meh-rychristmas wrote: sorry about the double post but, what is this, (link )
ive never heard of the bones before

some terribly awful new fad i suppose, we need to work together to stop a new fad from appearing, hopefully it shouldnt be too hard

bones? pullllease......

At 12/11/05 07:35 AM, Noob-Santachrist wrote:

At 12/11/05 05:53 AM, -meh-rychristmas wrote:

some terribly awful new fad i suppose, we need to work together to stop a new fad from appearing, hopefully it shouldnt be too hard

bones? pullllease......

omg, i helped. the last think we need is another thing like this. how exactly are we gonna stop it though?

PFC WorldOutkast reporting for Portal duty. I understand I have been AWOL from Portal and barracks duties for the past three days due to circumstances beyond my control.

While I am here, I will ask about an issue that I have been wondering about since I enlisted. What should our course of action be on events such as Clock Day, that is, complete spam-fests where even the shittiest of movies can get through with a score of far over 3, and good movies get almost no attention paid?

Yes, I am here to roleplay :p

At 12/11/05 07:52 AM, -meh-rychristmas wrote:
omg, i helped. the last think we need is another thing like this. how exactly are we gonna stop it though?

Its not a big deal, we should just stop it from becoming a fad, it should be simple, it will crash and burn anyway

At 12/11/05 08:06 AM, WorldXmaskast wrote:
While I am here, I will ask about an issue that I have been wondering about since I enlisted. What should our course of action be on events such as Clock Day, that is, complete spam-fests where even the shittiest of movies can get through with a score of far over 3, and good movies get almost no attention paid?

Yes, I am here to roleplay :p

we just need to gather everyone together, maybe get some General-regulars to help, etc. it will be a blam harvest >:)

when is it? :s

Whoops... wrong thread. Consider it an official visit :p

we just need to gather everyone together, maybe get some General-regulars to help, etc. it will be a blam harvest >:)

when is it? :s

just wondering, how much voting power does humantarget have? its gotta be alot if we get his help, we could take a submission down by about 0.7 or so, i dunno if he'd be willing to help

but i believe clock day is a long way off 08/15 submission date from a clock day submission i seen

Lt. Capt*in Chu, reporting for duty! Make sure to add me to the list. I'm planning on creating a NG Police HQ freewebs. I need your vote on whether or not I should make it. 5 Votes for one or the other must be made before I can give a good decision.

I will give the password to Darth Malentus, the maker of the HQ, and hopefully it will be updated regularly.

At 12/11/05 08:22 AM, -meh-rychristmas wrote: justwondering, how much voting power does humantarget have? its gotta be alot if we get his help, we could take a submission down by about 0.7 or so, i dunno if he'd be willing to help

humantarget doesn't have as much as you think. He doesn't vote on a lot of movies under judgement. There is a list of the top 100 voting power people somewhere in the Wi/Ht forum.

Here it is:

001) 14.43 +0.02 Gallon
002) 13.93 +0.01 YoinK_VineS
003) 13.76 +0.01 ramagi
004) 13.65 +0.02 _altr_
005) 13.62 +0.01 Captain_Bob
006) 13.62 +0.01 bila
007) 13.01 +0.02 alexsmolik
008) 12.99 +0.02 Wylo
009) 12.94 +0.02 TheJoe324
010) 12.93 +0.60 Stormwarden +3
011) 12.68 +0.01 staphita -1
012) 12.53 +0.02 nimmer -1
013) 12.41 +0.02 ReconRebel -1
014) 12.19 +0.02 Crono-
015) 12.14 +0.02 gfoxcook
016) 12.03 +0.02 PimpMasterKDOG
017) 12.01 +0.02 _lightning_ +1
018) 11.97 -0.03 DuMa_RyoHahn -1
019) 11.95 +0.01 innphernoe
020) 11.92 +0.01 HAQnSPITT
021) 11.92 +0.39 moongod +7
022) 11.89 +0.03 Rabindarath -1
023) 11.85 +0.03 leeboy105 -1
024) 11.84 +0.56 XwaynecoltX +11
025) 11.80 -0.01 DrMSM -2
026) 11.80 +0.01 thisisasignin -2
027) 11.76 +0.01 Narcissus -2
028) 11.73 +0.03 X-Naut -2
029) 11.68 +0.01 UND -2
030) 11.55 +0.03 XkwiziTOnE -1
031) 11.42 +0.03 KWAS71KCK -1
032) 11.40 +0.03 Toocool100 -1
033) 11.39 +0.03 wismty -1
034) 11.32 -0.01 Shrapnel -1
035) 11.32 +0.19 Junon
036) 11.29 -0.03 dl_Monk -2
037) 11.29 +0.03 Denvish
038) 11.28 +0.01 Tanukitsune -2
039) 11.20 UNCH. Pimp -1
040) 11.11 +0.03 biteme2514 +1
041) 11.09 +0.01 -poxpower- -1
042) 11.05 +0.01 Nostrant
043) 11.00 UNCH. humantarget52
044) 10.99 +0.03 MPA +2
045) 10.98 -0.01 EVIL-C
046) 10.96 -0.03 agent66 -2
047) 10.93 +0.01 -Myst-
048) 10.87 +0.04 IM_KOOL_R_U +1
049) 10.87 +0.17 Parasoul +7
050) 10.83 -0.02 chaotic1 -2
051) 10.80 +0.01 Placebo -1
052) 10.80 +0.03 -Mazza- -1
053) 10.79 +0.03 Nijsse -1
054) 10.76 +0.01 MI4_REAL_2001 -1
055) 10.75 +0.02 SteveZarebski
056) 10.73 -0.01 Jen_the_Great -2
057) 10.70 +0.04 AZPunisher +3
058) 10.69 +0.03 j00bie +1
059) 10.67 -0.02 D0GMA -2
060) 10.67 UNCH. DaFreaK_B_ -2
061) 10.66 +0.01 RoweNuts
062) 10.65 +0.03 Mr_Snrub
063) 10.64 +0.04 Qwoxyl +1
064) 10.62 +0.17 BrotherFIG +5
065) 10.60 UNCH. rvyn -1
066) 10.59 +0.01 Quadraton -1
067) 10.57 UNCH. oblivion -1
068) 10.57 +0.04 ouandyoi -1
069) 10.52 UNCH. -bomb- -1
070) 10.45 +0.03 alhill +1
071) 10.44 +0.01. malbaugh -1
072) 10.44 +0.04 Zlurcsi
073) 10.43 +0.17 DonDoli +10
074) 10.39 +0.04 Foxphere -1
075) 10.33 +0.01 GunPanther -1
076) 10.33 +0.01 format -1
077) 10.33 +0.01 mercy_killer -1
078) 10.33 +0.02 ornery_scotsman -1
079) 10.31 UNCH. Dekathos -1
080) 10.31 +0.02 RageVI -1
081) 10.30 +0.03 EKRegulus +1
082) 10.29 +0.02 stafffighter -1
083) 10.28 +0.01 Yume -3
084) 10.27 +0.03 iscRulz +1
085) 10.25 UNCH. Mike27112 -1
086) 10.23 +0.02 Overtired +1
087) 10.20 -0.02 Syme -1
088) 10.20 +0.04 Sakurazukamori +3
089) 10.19 +0.02 LockClock
090) 10.19 +0.03 carmelhadinosaur
091) 10.18 -0.02 good_guy_o -3
092) 10.15 +0.01 HeRetiK
093) 10.12 +0.01 RyanAn
094) 10.09 +0.03 gamejunkie +1
095) 10.07 +0.01 bmxgamer -1
096) 10.07 +0.04 BonusStage +3
097) 10.06 +0.02 jonthomson -1
098) 10.06 +0.03 BahamutReborn -1
099) 10.04 UNCH. southy -2
100) 10.03 +0.01 Vash-The-Stampede

xwaynecoltx could be our best bet....

At 12/11/05 01:34 PM, Noob-Santachrist wrote: xwaynecoltx could be our best bet....

Oh he rocks, I know him, he's part of my AofE and Friends Clubs.

At 12/11/05 12:00 PM, CaptinChunnukh wrote: Lt. Capt*in Chu, reporting for duty! Make sure to add me to the list. I'm planning on creating a NG Police HQ freewebs.

I am already hosting a NG Police HQ page on my site, so i can just transfer info (if theres ever enough to merit it's own site.

And about xwaynecoltx, im not sure if i follow this thing, but hes a member of the Elite Guard Barracks. If this was about getting him to help protect the portal, he already is.

And Sergeant Father Brit, next time theres a lis, i suggest just making a clickable link rather than listing everything. It saves space for NG (they pay alot for it, don't waste it). Just a suggestion...

Lt. Keightley
Unit Operations Officer

At 12/11/05 04:41 PM, Keightley wrote: And Sergeant Father Brit, next time theres a lis, i suggest just making a clickable link rather than listing everything. It saves space for NG (they pay alot for it, don't waste it). Just a suggestion...

...I really don't think that will save them a cent, but hell: Top 100 Voting Power.

Look at BonusStage's post halfway down the page.

At 12/11/05 04:43 PM, FatherBrit_Ho_Ho_HO wrote: ...I really don't think that will save them a cent, but hell: Top 100 Voting Power.

Well it's not that it saves them money in that sence, but it keeps space free for good flashes etc. After you exceed a certain bandwidth, you must pay more, and upgrade servers to keep it all on. No point in re-posing something already availiable when you can just link it.

*Salutes
Lt Keightley
Unit Operations Officer

*salutes*

Sergeant First Class EagleRock, Chief Barracks Officer reporting on behalf of the Elite Guard Barracks.

I am pleased to see late developments in the NGPD Headquarters, as the HQ is definately more organized as of late. I would like to congratulate Sergeant Keightley on a job well done in spearheading these new developments. I do have a few comments on things said here if you officers don't mind...

At 12/10/05 03:51 PM, Keightley wrote: The Creator of this Precinct is DarthSanta (I've heard word of a DarthMalentus. Im thinking its the same person, if Im wron correct me please).

Officer DarthSanta is DarthMalentus' alias for Christmastime. Note his sig says DarthMalentus.

In his absence, it seems that things rapidly fell apart. Some semblance of order was restored by the Staff Sergeant EagleRock, of the ELITE GUARD.

It is sad when a Precinct such as this had to be taught maturity by an Elite Guard (no offence intended to them).

It didn't require much more than a quick motivational charge to the members. Surely you noticed several honorable members took charge after that. And surely you aren't sore that I stepped in...as a friend to the Precinct, I was merely showing concern.

My personal goal right now is to restore the Precinct to full operational status as soon as possible. From this point onwards, I recommend that there be no more foolish doughnut/gun/whatever fights. As members of the Newgrounds Police Headquarters, we MUST treat all other members to this Precinct with respect - whether they be NG Mafia, Elite Guard, or just visitors.

Excellent goal, and it seems to be happening well.

At 12/11/05 02:43 AM, hot_and_charming wrote: I am a Police Sergeant now, sir! I will use my increased voting power to defend the potal better. :)

Your advancement is surely fast, and I'm sure you will use your extra powers for the best of the Portal!

At 12/11/05 08:09 AM, Noob-Santachrist wrote: we just need to gather everyone together, maybe get some General-regulars to help, etc. it will be a blam harvest >:)

Surely you don't think the Elite Guard will stand idly while the Portal is at stake! I've already declared that upon Clock Day, DEFCON 1 will be in effect and ALL possible members will be fighting right beside you on the Portal, ensuring the integrity of our Portal's voting system!

when is it? :s

That we are unaware of. Any intel we discover will be promptly directed here, and we hope you will do the same.

That is all, officers. Indeed, your hospitality is appreciated. I'll see you all on the Portal!

To Blam and Protect!

*salutes*

I've noticed something: when I first joined, it was just funny buisness. There were
stupid police jokes about coffee and donuts. Then, people started to get serious. There
were more reports of submissions, wanted lists, and possible ways to fix everything.

I'm personally proud of this Police HQ. You will have a place in my heart when I become an Elite Guard.

At 12/11/05 04:52 PM, EagleRock wrote:

It didn't require much more than a quick motivational charge to the members. Surely you noticed several honorable members took charge after that. And surely you aren't sore that I stepped in...as a friend to the Precinct, I was merely showing concern.

Thank you. No I wasn't showing concern for your aid, merely reinforcing that it shouldn't have become necessary for you to step in.

Excellent goal, and it seems to be happening well.

Thank you, I'm certainly trying. I don't intend to take control of this thread, just set things in order while I continue on my journey to the Elite Guard. I haven't even had the chance to converse with Officer DarthMalentus. I'm certainly hoping he wont mind my acting as Operations Officer in his absence...

Any intel we discover will be promptly directed here, and we hope you will do the same.

No need to worry, SFC EagleRock. As allies of (and an indirect feeder unit of) the Elite Guard Barracks, we will always share relevant intelligence with your Unit.

That is all, officers. Indeed, your hospitality is appreciated. I'll see you all on the Portal!

You are always welcome here, Sergeant First Class!

*Salutes
Lt. Keightley
Unit Operations Officer
"To Blam and Protect"

At 12/11/05 04:52 PM, EagleBellRock wrote:

At 12/11/05 08:09 AM, Noob-Santachrist wrote: it will be a blam harvest >:)

upon Clock Day, DEFCON 1 will be in effect and ALL possible members will be fighting right beside you on the Portal

That's excellent to here

when is it? :s

That we are unaware of. Any intel we discover will be promptly directed here

well, when it comes it comes.

That is all, officers. I'll see you all on the Portal!

we'll be there, you better beleive it!

To Blam and Protect!

*salutes*

To blam and protect

*salutes back*

At 12/11/05 05:03 PM, CaptinChunnukh wrote:

I'm personally proud of this Police HQ. You will have a place in my heart when I become an Elite Guard.

I'm glad to see you like how things are going. Feedback is always welcome. I'll probably come back every so often to see how things are going whenever I reach the rank of Elite Guard.

*Salutes
Lt Keightley
Unit Operations Officer

Indeed, this HQ has moved on and smartened up. We have several operations about tracking possible BB members. Indeed, user jlwelch is a BB member.

If you see a flash by him, no matter how good it is, press the zero button, cos if you don't, he'll change it later.

Does anyone know what this is? Because I do.

Keightley, if you approve, I'll send you an email with the password and you can edit it regularly.

The site includes:

A Chatroom
A List Page
A WANTED! Page
And a Homepage

Tell me what you think!

At 12/11/05 08:03 PM, CaptinChunnukh wrote: Does anyone know what this is? Because I do.

Keightley, if you approve, I'll send you an email with the password and you can edit it regularly.

Tell me what you think!

Well, Its better than the one I'm hosting on my site. missing a few things, which I can add. send me an email alexkeightley@hotmail.com

Hello, officers.

Noone's around in the Barracks, so I figured I'd stop by and say hello again...

At 12/11/05 05:05 PM, Keightley wrote: Thank you, I'm certainly trying. I don't intend to take control of this thread, just set things in order while I continue on my journey to the Elite Guard. I haven't even had the chance to converse with Officer DarthMalentus. I'm certainly hoping he wont mind my acting as Operations Officer in his absence...

From our perspective, you are doing us all a great duty by taking charge here. As Sergeant DarthMalentus hasn't returned in a while, I'm sure it's no problem as noone here seems to object. Be satisfied that your work is speaking for itself, Lieutenant!

No need to worry, SFC EagleRock. As allies of (and an indirect feeder unit of) the Elite Guard Barracks, we will always share relevant intelligence with your Unit.

Actually, we think of the NGPD HQ as our main source of new recruits. As the HQ has harnessed the best of the NGPD, you are our potential for the future. Therefore, don't sell yourselves short...you are the future of the Elite Guard!

I'm glad to see you like how things are going. Feedback is always welcome. I'll probably come back every so often to see how things are going whenever I reach the rank of Elite Guard.

Actually, when you make it into the Elite Guard, you'll probably become the official Barracks NGPD Liason. If you didn't, it'd be an injustice to your efforts here.

Very well...carry on, officers. I will leave you to your duties. As I was AWOL yesterday I could not protect the Portal much, and only got around 10 points! Since my daily quota for B/P is 100/day, I must get back to catch up immediately! I only need around 35 more to catch up, so I'm going to get to it! Good day, officers!

*salutes*

*Salutes all

A bit of news in the development of an independent web page for NG PD. A base sit is up and running. you can see it at www. freewebs. com/ ngpolicehq (just delete the spaces).

I'm off to keep working on it. I'll check the portal every 15 mins or so to pitch in.

*Salutes
Lt. Keightley
Unit Operations Officer

Whats been going on here lately?Ive been at basket ball games and every where else!Sounds fun right,well guess what your wrong!

At 12/11/05 10:45 PM, CrimsonRocker wrote: Whats been going on here lately?

Whats going on? Well the doomsday comet is hurdling to earth, and we have about 7 hours, 42 minutes and 23 no 22 no 21...seconds left to live.

Ok, no not really.

Well weve got a webpage created, just read back through the thread. it's on this page, like 2 or 3 posts up.

Asides from that, not much else.

Glad you had fun at basketball ;P

*Salutes

Lt Keightley

I'm luffin the site, keightly! It's the roxors!