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*salutes*

Sir!the portal is going very slow today.hopefully later tonight it will fire back up so all of us police officers can go blam and save!

<b off to the portal sir to protect and blam!>

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everyone barny bunch materiall is in the portal im just givin everyone the heads up on it
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At 12/5/05 06:49 PM, nick2292 wrote: *salutes*
everyone barny bunch materiall is in the portal im just givin everyone the heads up on it
*salutes*

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im on it!over and out too the portal to blam(mostly) and save (rarely).

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everyone be advised they are doing whistle able stuff the 2 things there now are the same so lets get these weridoes

I'll be working double time to keep the portal clean sir!

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Good day, bretheren (and sistern, if there are women here...) in the Portal! Staff Sergeant EagleRock, Chief Barracks Officer of the Elite Guard Barracks stopping by to check up on our allies at the HQ...

I am glad to see Lieutenant Puzzled's change of heart regarding the HQ. I am also very glad to see Officer DarthMalentus' return, as the HQ straightened out very quickly after his return. The new policy is excellent, as it helps foster the official stance of the Headquarters. I also recommend that Lieutentant Puzzled be officially made your assistant, as it will undoubtedly help keep order in times of your absence, Officer DarthMalentus. Of course, this is your Headquarters, so do as you wish. I just would like to give credit where credit's due.

Thanks for your attention, officers. I must be off to the Portal to do my sovereign duty!

To Blam and Protect!

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we have more BB activity in the portal can we get some officers over there

not with me, eveytime i'm online the portal has 5 submissions at most, only when i'm about to leave ther start getting more subbmissions in :p

the bb are back another file swap or somthing ive emailed wade but be on the look out for anyother BB activity

At 12/5/05 06:49 PM, nick2292 wrote: *salutes*
everyone barny bunch materiall is in the portal im just givin everyone the heads up on it
*salutes*

*returns salute*

I'm sending out an APB to all officers to watch out for BarneyBunch Material. I've also been hearing rumours of a few sub-standard "time-trail" entries being submitted. Be on the look out for these, and blam at the sight of crappy submissions. Use discretion officers.

I would also like to note my promotion to Police Sergeant. Blam and Prtoect gentlemen.

Portal seems quiet tonight... I'll stay posted until further notice.

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I think the portal is mad at us!The portal is going soo slow today,Yesterday there was flash everywhere and today there is nothing!Well hopefully i can report back with some good news.

Off to Blam ans Protect!

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I would also like to note my promotion to Police Sergeant.

congratiolations seargant DarthMalentus!

of to blam and protect!

will do! only for another 10 min, i've got exams tommorow :p :(

I'm off to patrol the portal for about 15 minutes. I gotta get my homework done.

To Blam and Protect!

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The portal is going good today sir!If i see anything that needs to be blammed badly i will report back!

Off to Blam and Protect!

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has anyone noticed the fact that the barnys havent made a move today odd

Be on your guard, officers.

At 12/7/05 07:30 PM, HannukhChu wrote: Be on your guard, officers.

well as i said early er about the barnys thave made a move lets get down to the portal

Officers!!! We have a serious situation! Fake LF stories of an electric fire are popping up all over the portal! I can't blam them alone! I need backup!

Lets get down to the portal! NOW!

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At 12/7/05 08:26 PM, HannukhChu wrote: Officers!!! We have a serious situation! Fake LF stories of an electric fire are popping up all over the portal! I can't blam them alone! I need backup!

Lets get down to the portal! NOW!

*Salutes!*

Back up is on the way.

all units be advised we need backup at portal a.sap any officers in the area responde to BB activity and all other problems reported earlier

Officer Keightley responding to fake LF call. im on it

Damn theres a whackload of em. "LF_Tribute" my ass. 20 blams in the last 30 mins so far.
Still plenty to go, need additional units.

BTW, sorry I havent officially registered for Police Portal duty. *Salutes. Well now I have.

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Attention officers! As Officer Keightley has come to alert us of the recent onslaught of Legendary Frog spoofs and Star Syndicate flash. We were already alerted to this effect, but wanted to address the problem since you were nice enough to share your intel with the Barracks.

I wish to state as Staff Sergeant EagleRock, Chief Barracks Officer of the Elite Guard Barracks, that we are out there protecting the Portal right now and will fight with you side-by-side.

See you out there on the Portal! I must go immediately, as we are at DEFCON 1!

See you there, officers! TO THE PORTAL!

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Well, it seems to be easing off (for now). so how many members are in the PD Headquarters overall?

Hello officers, this is speedy1234 checking in from the ng mafia, just making sure everything is going fine here, just making sure u guys dont need any *ahem* work done *ahem*

At 12/7/05 11:17 PM, Speedy1234 wrote: Hello officers, this is speedy1234 checking in from the ng mafia, just making sure everything is going fine here, just making sure u guys dont need any *ahem* work done *ahem*

No, I think we're fine here for now. You guys need anything?

At 12/7/05 11:17 PM, Speedy1234 wrote:

*ahem* work done *ahem*

is that a bribe or a hit casues i know your implying somthing you mafian

At 12/7/05 11:54 PM, nick2292 wrote:

At 12/7/05 11:17 PM, Speedy1234 wrote:

*ahem* work done *ahem*

is that a bribe or a hit casues i know your implying somthing you mafian

It sneither, its a gift of gratitude, but if u need nothing done then thats fine

At 12/7/05 11:58 PM, Speedy1234 wrote:

At 12/7/05 11:54 PM, nick2292 wrote:

At 12/7/05 11:17 PM, Speedy1234 wrote:

*ahem* work done *ahem*

is that a bribe or a hit casues i know your implying somthing you mafian

It sneither, its a gift of gratitude, but if u need nothing done then thats fine

Thanks but no thanks will keep in touch.