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Well sad to see you ho Thething well hope you find some new friends in the EGB and well if i keep on the way i am i will join ya there soon enough.

I love everybody in a big, bisexual way... :-D

You will find happiness in the EGB, don't you worry. We're friendly motherfuckers. ^_^

At 4/9/07 08:16 PM, TheThing wrote: *Salutes, and walks out of the building*

*runs up and gives a bid goodbye hug*

Oh man we've had some good times. I'll see you TheThing when I depart whenever that maybe be, but until then, so long. *tear*

At 4/9/07 10:36 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I love everybody in a big, bisexual way... :-D

Awww, haha. So do I. =3

You will find happiness in the EGB, don't you worry. We're friendly motherfuckers. ^_^

Lets hope so >:C

At 4/9/07 10:36 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I love everybody in a big, bisexual way... :-D

I love you too, give me a kiss

Well, I'm too lazy to get the all the goodbye posts in here, so thank you all of you for that. For those in the EGB that are here, I'll give my admission post tomorrow, I want to think of a good one instead of the usual "Hi, can I join?"

At 4/10/07 11:09 AM, TheThing wrote: Well, I'm too lazy to get the all the goodbye posts in here, so thank you all of you for that. For those in the EGB that are here, I'll give my admission post tomorrow, I want to think of a good one instead of the usual "Hi, can I join?"

I thought you were leaving Ng at first, I am not really an avid member, as much as other clubs here, but that doesn;t stop me saying bye. Nice speech by the way.

Dangit... you get busy, and look what happens. TheThing's off the roster.

Sorry I missed that. And I'm glad I had some impact in the fairly brief time we had together. I hope we'll stay in touch, and I hope you'll keep up with writing.

We'll keep it spam/free here, and we hope to be joining you soon, if all goes well.

:salutes crisply

http://nglog.denvish.net/compare.php

Fun stuff. You guys check out my stats compared to yours.

Stat whores unite!

Guys I just thought of a great idea. A stat contest. We could have a week long race and see who has improved the most stat wise in that week. We could all use the ng log and keep track at the end of the week. I don't know what the prize would be but hey who knows.

Also hey everyone I'm back from ban

Sir! Do I have the requirements necessary to be accepted?

I posted this in the EGB, and just thought I'd share it with y'all, since I'm ungodly bored.

A short poem about Newgrounds.

Sweet melodic hues of gold and black,
You lure my soul back with promises of hentai and glory.
Dark, your core is, filled with evil and hate
And yet I still continue to masturbate to your omnipotence.
I cannot venture out for fear of Rugrats sex and big bags,
But I also sort of like that sort of thing, it seems, with broken innocence and tainted dreams.
I listen to Bon Jovi and wander the halls, listening to preteens speak of cocks and balls and tentacle rape. I even think I saw some Bob the Builder porn somewhere in the back.

I cry tears of sperm and joy as I gaze upon my badge, a fiery mark of far too much time on my hands, unable to sustain a relationship for fear of it interfering with my Pokemon hentai bestiality fanfictions.
Angry faics and question marks dot the sky, cinnamon buns and sweet apple pie that I long to fuck into oblivion.
My computer drools as I pull up to General, my television playing a DVD of Shrek 2, and I sigh in orgasmic bliss as the flash files pop under my command.
My hands! Do they travel towards my loins yet again? Yes! O yes, they do!
For love is personified in the heart of a lolicon child.

And as I cry out for more, and the mods pull their rape-guns out and shower me with ban sticks,
I reach towards my pants and stroke my dick, like a panda cub or perhaps an odd type of ibuprofen pill.
I shout broken english at my monitor, demanding another dose of hentai quizzes, and yet I am denied; I have asked too much of my Lord.
The devil has my soul, and my testicles, in his hand; but as long as the pale golden bars and soothing thick fog of Newgrounds holds my heart, I feel naught but pleasure at his devious fondlings.
As my eyeballs melt from gamma radiation, I embrace the internet's light, and it is good, and cry out in joy as I make basic html.

O, Newgrounds, thou art myself; thou art my overdose of prescription medication; take me to the bare-breasted angels singing bad Kiss songs.

At 4/11/07 12:57 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: A short poem about Newgrounds.

Nifty. Althought that's not really what I see newgrounds like, that's more like 4chan. Still great.

At 4/11/07 01:29 PM, PenitentTangent wrote:

At 4/11/07 12:57 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: A short poem about Newgrounds.

Nifty. Althought that's not really what I see newgrounds like, that's more like 4chan. Still great.

you ain't kidding about 4chan. i wonder what the new meme is?

LOL WUT

Nice poem there slash. But i really dont see NG as being all about hentai and such. But none the less its still a good poem. But back to business i wonder how long it will take me to get to elite guard from my current position.

At 4/11/07 03:12 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Nice poem there slash. But i really dont see NG as being all about hentai and such. But none the less its still a good poem. But back to business i wonder how long it will take me to get to elite guard from my current position.

You must have missed the best flash submitted today!

Well, except for this masterpiece. A beautiful medley of speakonia and tweens. XD

At 4/11/07 03:17 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: You must have missed the best flash submitted today!

Dude, nice!

but no beast boi >:C

Well, except for this masterpiece. A beautiful medley of speakonia and tweens. XD

Okay, honestly, that's just too much even for me. I hate that kind of stuff. ><

At 4/11/07 03:25 PM, Bran-Man wrote: Okay, honestly, that's just too much even for me. I hate that kind of stuff. ><

Someday people will appreciate my art!

like when it's actually good :-(

At 4/11/07 03:28 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Someday people will appreciate my art!

What art, I could do that in an hour if I wished

like when it's actually good :-(

Try putting some time and effort into it.

Which reminds me that I wanted to show u guys a flash I did for a project on webpage design, but I don't know where I could host such a thing. I'd just get blammed here.

Well hey both of those flashed where actually pretty good. But yeah im not much into the whole hentai thing not anymore anyway.

What's really funny is that I have an A+ batting average...thank you, Clock Day flash (which was as close to 'good' as I ever got on a solo piece, hehe).

Two Turds of the Week and an A+. Gotta love the crazy division of opinion when it comes to Slash, heh.

At 4/11/07 03:40 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: What's really funny is that I have an A+ batting average...thank you, Clock Day flash (which was as close to 'good' as I ever got on a solo piece, hehe).

Two Turds of the Week and an A+. Gotta love the crazy division of opinion when it comes to Slash, heh.

very true

At 4/11/07 03:40 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: What's really funny is that I have an A+ batting average...thank you, Clock Day flash (which was as close to 'good' as I ever got on a solo piece, hehe).

Two Turds of the Week and an A+. Gotta love the crazy division of opinion when it comes to Slash, heh.

Lots are like that, Little-Rena has a couple turds I think...But she still has an A+, he enjoys flash and is good, but also likes making small little peices!

After a certain conversation I thought I would post here...

Hows ya'll doing?

At 4/11/07 06:09 PM, Marsupial wrote: After a certain conversation I thought I would post here...

Hows ya'll doing?

Very well, I'm going home tomorow! YAY! I've had plenty of time off now need to get back to the real world (TV, internet, chinese, indian food, breaking up with girls days after going out with them and a shitty gym) what else is there in life? lol

I have a question, I've just been browsing over some of the much older posts in this thread and I realised something.

If were NG police then why the hell are we saluting? Shouldn't just the elites do that? I mean were police it doesnt make sense, IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE HERE PEOPLE!

Let me explain, This is chewbacca.....

At 4/11/07 03:12 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Nice poem there slash. But i really dont see NG as being all about hentai and such. But none the less its still a good poem. But back to business i wonder how long it will take me to get to elite guard from my current position.

If you b/p 20 a day then id say about 2 weeks

At 4/11/07 07:34 PM, Brick-top wrote: I have a question, I've just been browsing over some of the much older posts in this thread and I realised something.

If were NG police then why the hell are we saluting? Shouldn't just the elites do that? I mean were police it doesnt make sense, IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE HERE PEOPLE!

I'm sorry but it was really annoying to read your post because you can't tell the difference between "were" and "we're". And to answer your question, this IS a Police Department, and correct me if I'm wrong, but don't police salute?

Hey....guys....

Whats up with the updates....

Its been a while since Tom updated or posted in the news section...

I'm scared...

Is hte update going to happen soon?