At 9/29/06 10:51 PM, Bran-Man wrote:
Well, this is my brutal opinion on crappy flashes:
Crap, my crappy computer spazed out.
Anyways, here it is:
I vote on a flash on personal opinion and I dont care what others say and do. If I'm not interested in the plot (if there is any) or if the animation is poor, then I give it a low score. I like to give zeroes ones and twos. A zero means that I hate it and I think that you can do better. A one signifies that you got somewhat an animation down but your plot sucks and the sound sucks.
A two means that I'm feeling kind and you might have a chance of your crap flash surviving. You somewhat have animation and a plot down, but I didnt get very entertained from it.
A three would be such things as somewhat good stick figure battles with good music or voice acting. The plot may not be that good, but hey you got animation and fighting skills down and once you apply some plot in there, you're good to go.
A four is that you have good animation and it was somewhat entertaining and humerouse enough to make me smile. Or you have done something completely unique and different that is pretty good, but still needs improvement.
And well, a five of course is perfection, it either made me laugh out louds or the animation, plot, and sound is good.
Now that I think of it, I would have given your flash a zero. Sorry.
Since when is a person's body a bunch of circles, ovals, and rectanles that have that stupid button look to them? Yeah, you may use the ovals in concept art and making the outline, but please, join the damn parts togehter so that it looks more realistic.
And whats with the rainbow colors!?
Anyone who particpates in a stupid spamming crew gets a zero from me unless there is actually a good flash animation. BUT HOW THE HELL DO ALL THESE KK, NN, AND OTHER LOOPING FLASHES WITH NO TALENT AT ALL PASS!?
I mean, I see the reviews people give these and they are "Lol, you guys are awsome, you should be on front page, lol!"
Do these people even watch whats on the front page!? I mean, the KK, NN, and other club flashes arent even worth turd of the week. Why must people ruin their reputation as a flash artist with this crap. Unless, you do this for boredem and you see no use in this whatsover and you like being with other people that are as un-talented as you to mass vote, then I can understand.
But I will have a meaning with flash, and I wont join any of these stupid clubs just to get my name in a flash. If I work hard enough, I can get front page on my own!