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Posted at: 11/29/05 07:42 PM
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Nor is he any-longer the same age as he was yesterday.
As of somewhere around 1:00 this morning, he is officially 19.
Give him pats on the back, knuckles to the cheek, and a slap on the ass.
Happy birthday Evark. Take advantage of that ZooMass party atmosphere... cheer up a little =)
Posted at: 11/29/05 07:43 PM
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Do you have any cum cookies?
Posted at: 11/29/05 07:44 PM
That picture is definitely not funny, it's hot. happy birthday evark whoever you are ;)
Posted at: 11/29/05 07:45 PM
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have a wonderful, happy, and swell birthday evark :D
also, buck up kiddo :p
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Good job on that living and shit. Your "How To Be Funny for Dummies" book is in the mail ...
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Posted at: 11/29/05 07:46 PM
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At 11/29/05 07:42 PM, MuyBurrito wrote: Give him pats on the back, knuckles to the cheek, and a slap on the ass.
And a cawk in the mouf.
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At 11/29/05 07:42 PM, MuyBurrito wrote:
Is there anything about groping?
... Happy birthday, Evark. :D Enjoy your day, sir.
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Happy Birthday Earl.
Get down girl, go ahead get down.
so not funny
I'm in ur forumz, lurkin ur threadz stop by and drop me a line
Posted at: 11/29/05 07:47 PM
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i'd post a picture with your name on my stomach, but just like matt's b-day, i got lazy and forgot to.
gahaha.
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At 11/29/05 07:43 PM, naojason wrote: Do you have any cum cookies?
Nah, MuyBurrito ate them all :P
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Posted at: 11/29/05 07:49 PM
At 11/29/05 07:45 PM, _altr_ wrote: Good job on that living and shit. Your "How To Be Funny for Dummies" book is in the mail ...
Where's mine?
Oh wait, I ordered porno instead. FUCK!
No really, noone gives a shit.
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Evark is kinda... Mean, unlienent, and... Hates me...
kick snare kick snare
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He looks either tired, drunk, or both.
Happy birthday, my nizzle.
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Congratulations Evark!
Ah, I love to see the NG Chat regulars joining a thread together. ;-)
Posted at: 11/29/05 07:50 PM
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Cheer up emo kid, it's your birthday =D
19 pwns 18
Posted at: 11/29/05 07:59 PM
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Hippy Bathday.
<3
Posted at: 11/29/05 08:00 PM
At 11/29/05 07:50 PM, deurwaarder wrote: Cheer up emo kid, it's your birthday =D 19 pwns 18
WTF is that in your sig...
Posted at: 11/29/05 08:16 PM
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It's ok to not be funny, we love you just the way you are.
We just wish you were funnier.
Happy 19th!
Posted at: 11/29/05 08:19 PM
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Dear Evark, Sup. Happy birthday or whatever. Love, Twiminy.
<Evark> I'm not funny
Posted at: 11/29/05 11:32 PM
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At 11/29/05 07:42 PM, MuyBurrito wrote: Nor is he any-longer the same age as he was yesterday. As of somewhere around 1:00 this morning, he is officially 19.
Happy Birthday Evark, you sexual tyranosaurus.
Now then, you should enjoy you LAST year of being a teenager. Let the drunkedness begin! (continue?)
Have a good one mate :)
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Posted at: 11/29/05 11:33 PM
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At 11/29/05 07:42 PM, MuyBurrito wrote: Nor is he any-longer the same age as he was yesterday. As of somewhere around 1:00 this morning, he is officially 19. Give him pats on the back, knuckles to the cheek, and a slap on the ass. Happy birthday Evark. Take advantage of that ZooMass party atmosphere... cheer up a little =)
--------------------------------- What a boring face! :P
Posted at: 11/29/05 11:34 PM
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Happy Being the Same Age as Me Day! Hope you have a good time, don't party too hard now, you want to live to be 20, at the very least.
Think you're pretty clever...
Posted at: 11/29/05 11:35 PM
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Now you can legally drink in Canada. Go you.
Posted at: 11/29/05 11:38 PM
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At 11/29/05 07:44 PM, MyRealAccount wrote: That picture is definitely not funny, it's hot. happy birthday evark whoever you are ;)
HAHAHAHA!!!!! what a n00b. "evark whoever you are". stfu
Posted at: 11/29/05 11:41 PM
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Soon you'll have to start saving for retirement, you big dirty man.
Posted at: 11/29/05 11:43 PM
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I would like some of those. As long as they are freshly baked that is.
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Posted at: 11/29/05 11:44 PM
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I am seriously not amused. *silence*
It's better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand years as a lamb.
Posted at: 11/29/05 11:48 PM
At 11/29/05 11:44 PM, -wwwyzzerdd- wrote: I am seriously not amused. *silence*
No, no, to sound like a jerk, you have to say, "We are not amused."
Posted at: 11/29/05 11:50 PM
Thats too bad. No really, it is a bad thing.
Posted at: 11/29/05 11:51 PM
At 11/29/05 11:48 PM, Gunter45 wrote: No, no, to sound like a jerk, you have to say, "We are not amused."
Ahhh, please take me to your secluded mountain retreat to teach me more of your knowlege. I only ask that you do not attempt to have your way with me; sexually.
or do I don't care.
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