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Bonsai kittens are the oldest hoax on the internet. They're not real.

At 11/29/05 06:04 PM, -Brecklez- wrote: Yes, its fucking cruel, and its real.

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/bkintro.html

And it's not very new

jars dont kill kittens, god does it because we masturbate

At 11/30/05 09:14 PM, F_E_Tishman wrote: jars dont kill kittens, god does it because we masturbate

ROFL
good one
i cant believe god would use domokun

At 11/29/05 06:04 PM, -Brecklez- wrote: Yes, its fucking cruel, and its real.

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/bkintro.html

Its that time again to learn about the history of the Internet!

Yes Bonsai Kitten is fake. Infact the point of the website is to shock/infuriate its viewer. What kind of person would create such a horrible website? Well, its none other than Soylent Communications (Which is owned by the Cult of the Dead Cow). This company brought us the wonderful sites such as rotten.com and nndb.com. Don't believe me? Look at the bottom of the page under contact the webmaster: "Bonsai Kitten, Inc. is proud to be the official cat supplier to the staff of rotten dot com, nndb.com, and fine websites everywhere"

At 11/29/05 06:12 PM, TremcladClock wrote: It was proven to be a hoax several years ago, infact I remember reading about this five years ago, where the hell have you been?

I've been reading about the hoax for almost 2 years on and off.

It's fake.