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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-16 14:06:28


At 9/15/08 07:03 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 9/15/08 03:10 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: ERROR - No user "addictinggames1" exists in our system.

However...

AddictingGames

Now, either the 1st account got deleted and this was created right after or they had a name change (which I think is less probable, since they have less Flashes this time). Either way, something happened, anyone knows what?
I'm thinking that it's an alt. No name change. Most people look at that name and think "oh, it's from a legit website". This new AddictingGames account has only 3 flashes all within a few weeks of each other. The website has been around forever, and has plenty of classic NG flashes. But those that were sponsored were released by their respective authors, not by the website.

To sum it up: this guy is a fake.

Yeah, I think it's a fake too. What's curious, though, is that its sign-up date was on 9/11.

People try to get all kinds of days on Newgrounds, so that they can spam the portal and get 8950104864102 flashes to pass.

Clock Day leads that rank by far. Now I'm in doubt who comes second: Pico or Madness day. Probably Pico, since it's more popular and it's here for a very long time.

There are very few legit NG holidays, and Tom makes everyone aware of them way in advance.

And we all know the next. =)

Who's going to be around on Madness Day?

Meh, the portal is incredibly unstable right now, and has been for the last couple of months, if not a full year.

I agree. I was planning on do something like a "Portal Survey", but it would take my whole free time. It would be, basically, a survey to see how many Flashes come at certain times of the day. It would be pretty cool.

Only thing I know: at around 3:30 the Portal speeds up. School's out?

The redesign helped draw new members in, but those members came and spammed up the BBS and Portal, and allowed spammers to gain some footholds that should have never been gained.

I'm not saying all new members, but some.

It's one of the things that still bother me a little. Before the redesign, My B/P ratio was very close to 1:1. Now, it's 1,000 points away from each. And I think it'll stay this way. =[

*Salutes*
*salutes*

*Salutes*

At 9/16/08 11:58 AM, Little-Rena wrote:
At 9/16/08 12:14 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: How can shit like this pass? http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/46 0123
Most likly because that person is voting on it by proxy and/or getting friends to protect it, I don't think it has anything to do with the average voter, well some might 2 it just for the point but they suck. Anyway, I'm sure something will be done about that user at some point, shame if something isn't done by tommorow, they will win turd which will get deleted as in previous weeks.

Hopefully all the bitchiness won't start all over again. =P

OMG WHY WAS TURD DELETED? OMG WADE, WHY??? IT WAS LEGIT!!! OMGOMGOMG...

OMG

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-16 14:56:37


At 9/13/08 10:39 AM, DarkSoldier wrote:
At 9/12/08 11:24 PM, aldlv wrote:
It goes without blah blah...
ohh... sounds interesting
www.noble-power.org ?
again... very interesting
Wait wth?

How did you know of the Halo Clan i use to be part of?

Are you Horizon?

no...
I'm not part of it...
i just know how to find things on Internet...
your paragraph was nice... i wanted to know where did you got the definition...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-16 15:12:07


Sorry guys something came up, roster will be out tomorrow.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-16 21:01:26


At 9/16/08 03:12 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Sorry guys something came up, roster will be out tomorrow.

God damn you Joshiwa! I come here every week, looking for the fucking roster, and every week I fucking expect it to be here! Get the dick out of your ass and get your shit together, and make my fucking roster, or I swear, I'll rip the ovaries right out of your fucking stomach!

I love you

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-16 21:08:58


At 9/16/08 09:01 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 9/16/08 03:12 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Sorry guys something came up, roster will be out tomorrow.
God damn you Joshiwa! I come here every week, looking for the fucking roster, and every week I fucking expect it to be here! Get the dick out of your ass and get your shit together, and make my fucking roster, or I swear, I'll rip the ovaries right out of your fucking stomach!

I love you

LOL.

That was freaking funny, lolz. I just came to pop in and say hi to you guys. Sorry for not being active, but my life has been pretty suckish lately. I'm not going to bore you with the details of my sob story though. I probably won't be on much, but I just thought I'd come by to show you all that I'm alive and fairly well.

Good luck with your ovary ripping TheThing!

Later,
Some Crazy Idiot


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-17 06:04:57


At 9/16/08 03:12 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Sorry guys something came up, roster will be out tomorrow.

Yeah well, I guess we'll live.

On a more personal note, I've been shafted a bit at work with the shifts I got, but I'll try and make the best I can out of it.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-17 07:07:59


At 9/15/08 03:10 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: One day you'll get to the top 50, Cooper.

Yeah, I know that. I'm getting there as well, which is a great feeling.

Also, the Portal is pretty slow right now. Only three UJ. Meh, even at midday there were more submissions. =P

A good day to take a day off B/Ping then :P I was busy driving about 150 miles across the country for some tickets for other people. Got myself a nice bonus though.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-17 07:41:51


Sorry i did not come on here yesterday, my sleeping habits are all over the place. I had a real fun experince got stuck in my room, the fucking door got jammed. Got out in the end but am very thirsty and hungry feel like, i want to destroy the bloody door forever. Its a nightmare door the lock got broken its always been dodgy. Anyway kinda glad that Joshiwa delayed the roster, as i was not here yesterday. I hate doors right now. Anyway werid seeing my name with a mark ,as i have not written any reviews for RRC. Salutes hope to see the roster later on today.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-17 15:05:48


Barracks roster - Wednesday, September 17th 2008

Post #1 of 2
____________________

Joshiwa's note:

Sorry about the late update but things in life got in the way yesterday so oh well.

Enjoy the update.
____________________

EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 1,034,231 B/P
Average B/P per member: 19,152 B/P
Average EGB rank: Colonel

Total B/P gain this week: 6,628 (122.7 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 6,211 (119.4 B/P per member)
Difference: +417 B/P gain since last week

Rank distributions:

Private: 5 (9.3%)
Pvt. First Class: 5 (9.3%)
Corporal: 4 (7.4%)
Sergeant: 3 (5.6%)
Staff Sergeant: 0 (0%)
Master Sergeant: 4 (7.4%)
Sgt. First Class: 4 (7.4%)
Sgt. Major: 1 (1.9%)
Praporshchik: 1 (1.9%)
Lieutenant: 1 (1.9%)
Captain: 2 (3.7%)
Major: 0 (0%)
Colonel: 4 (7.4%)
Brig. General: 3 (5.6%)
Lt. General: 0 (0%)
General: 1 (1.9%)
Commander: 2 (3.7%)
EGSC: 15 (27.8%)

Most frequent rank: EGSC
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Member Statistics

New to the list this week: None
Leaving the list this week: None
Returning to the list this week: None

Promotions:

Idiot-Buster - Colonel
Marsupial - Corporal

Other B/P Milestones:

None


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-17 15:07:52


Post #2 of 2

The List

Top 5 Gainers:

Corky52 - 503
Phantom - 447
Metal-Therapy - 424
pwroftheseagoat - 403
Coop83 - 366

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Corky52 (9), pwroftheseagoat (2)
Top 3 biggest average rises: Idiot-Finder (22.2+), Sentio (19.4+), Metal-Therapy (9.9+)
Random word: Fashion
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All EGB members & Personal B/P statistics

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 01 || [ 63551 ] || [ 447 ] || [ 55.9 ] || [ 04.9+ ] || Phantom, EGSC
>>> 02 || [ 61944 ] || [ 013 ] || [ 01.6 ] || [ 00.2+ ] || X-Naut, EGSC
>>> 03 || [ 60582 ] || [ 032 ] || [ 04.0 ] || [ 03.0 - ] || BlueHippo, EGSC
>>> 04 || [ 58114 ] || [ 065 ] || [ 08.1 ] || [ 08.5 - ] || Seamonky, EGSC
>>> 05 || [ 47087 ] || [ 331 ] || [ 41.4 ] || [ 19.4+ ] || Sentio, EGSC
>>> 06 || [ 46089 ] || [ 403 ] || [ 50.4 ] || [ 09.2 - ] || pwroftheseagoat, EGSC
>>> 07 || [ 45769 ] || [ 366 ] || [ 45.8 ] || [ 03.1+ ] || Coop83, EGSC
>>> 08 || [ 38247 ] || [ 125 ] || [ 15.6 ] || [ 11.4 - ] || PenguinLink, EGSC
>>> 09 || [ 37779 ] || [ 004 ] || [ 00.5 ] || [ 00.5+ ] || EagleRock, EGSC
>>> 10 || [ 37281 ] || [ 296 ] || [ 37.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Little-Rena, EGSC
>>> 11 || [ 37042 ] || [ 293 ] || [ 36.6 ] || [ 22.2+ ] || Idiot-Finder, EGSC
>>> 12 || [ 34204 ] || [ 002 ] || [ 00.3 ] || [ 00.3+ ] || SlashFirestorm, EGSC
>>> 13 || [ 31006 ] || [ 363 ] || [ 45.4 ] || [ 11.3 - ] || Joshiwa, EGSC
>>> 14 || [ 30307 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Hemlok, EGSC
>>> 15 || [ 30000 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || life, EGSC
>>> 16 || [ 26415 ] || [ 144 ] || [ 18.0 ] || [ 32.9 - ] || NEVR, Commander
>>> 17 || [ 26378 ] || [ 357 ] || [ 44.6 ] || [ 18.4 - ] || Shanus, Commander
>>> 18 || [ 24939 ] || [ 114 ] || [ 14.3 ] || [ 05.3+ ] || bifgis, General
>>> 19 || [ 20361 ] || [ 012 ] || [ 01.5 ] || [ 00.2+ ] || Casualty, Brig. General
>>> 20 || [ 20221 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Sterockicy, Brig. General
>>> 21 || [ 20186 ] || [ 136 ] || [ 17.0 ] || [ 13.0 - ] || Mendou, Brig. General
>>> 22 || [ 19209 ] || [ 424 ] || [ 53.0 ] || [ 09.9+ ] || Metal-Therapy, Colonel
>>> 23 || [ 18598 ] || [ 113 ] || [ 14.1 ] || [ 07.2 - ] || aldlv, Colonel
>>> 24 || [ 17767 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 01.1 - ] || lilhunter03, Colonel
>>> 25 || [ 17630 ] || [ 220 ] || [ 27.5 ] || [ 04.5+ ] || idiot-buster, Colonel
>>> 26 || [ 15053 ] || [ 503 ] || [ 62.9 ] || [ 19.0 - ] || Corky52, Captain
>>> 27 || [ 14301 ] || [ 057 ] || [ 07.1 ] || [ 07.2 - ] || ever-vigilant, Captain
>>> 28 || [ 13244 ] || [ 222 ] || [ 27.8 ] || [ 06.2+ ] || Sir-Nuts, Lieutenant
>>> 29 || [ 11531 ] || [ 091 ] || [ 11.4 ] || [ 43.7 - ] || Azentiger, Praporshchik
>>> 30 || [ 10728 ] || [ 019 ] || [ 02.4 ] || [ 00.3+ ] || DarkSoldier, Sgt. Major
>>> 31 || [ 09475 ] || [ 032 ] || [ 04.0 ] || [ 00.3 - ] || AnalPenguinFarming, Sgt. First Class
>>> 32 || [ 09183 ] || [ 037 ] || [ 04.6 ] || [ 00.9+ ] || Lotus, Sgt. First Class
>>> 33 || [ 09089 ] || [ 030 ] || [ 03.8 ] || [ 00.1 - ] || PantyWipe, Sgt. First Class
>>> 34 || [ 08936 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.3 - ] || FBIpolux, Sgt. First Class
>>> 35 || [ 07855 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Peregrinus, Master Sergeant
>>> 36 || [ 07524 ] || [ 004 ] || [ 00.5 ] || [ 00.5+ ] || RSQViper, Master Sergeant
>>> 37 || [ 07276 ] || [ 022 ] || [ 02.8 ] || [ 02.2+ ] || PossiblePancakes, Master Sergeant
>>> 38 || [ 07081 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Grammer, Master Sergeant
>>> 39 || [ 05802 ] || [ 033 ] || [ 04.1 ] || [ 00.7+ ] || Pinoyguy75, Sergeant
>>> 40 || [ 05338 ] || [ 002 ] || [ 00.3 ] || [ 00.2 - ] || HeavenDuff, Sergeant
>>> 41 || [ 05310 ] || [ 060 ] || [ 07.5 ] || [ 04.1 - ] || TheThing, Sergeant
>>> 42 || [ 05210 ] || [ 255 ] || [ 31.9 ] || [ 05.9+ ] || RohantheBarbarian, Corporal
>>> 43 || [ 04854 ] || [ 024 ] || [ 03.0 ] || [ 01.0+ ] || phantomlassuk, Corporal
>>> 44 || [ 04454 ] || [ 055 ] || [ 06.9 ] || [ 01.3+ ] || TheNossinator, Corporal
>>> 45 || [ 04328 ] || [ 360 ] || [ 45.0 ] || [ 17.1 - ] || Marsupial, Corporal
>>> 46 || [ 03894 ] || [ 238 ] || [ 29.8 ] || [ 03.2+ ] || sonofkirk, Pvt. First Class +1
>>> 47 || [ 03680 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || I-Love-Caitlyn, Pvt. First Class -1
>>> 48 || [ 03531 ] || [ 036 ] || [ 04.5 ] || [ 03.6 - ] || P-I-N, Pvt. First Class
>>> 49 || [ 03414 ] || [ 003 ] || [ 00.4 ] || [ 00.1+ ] || Andrea364, Pvt. First Class
>>> 50 || [ 03371 ] || [ 252 ] || [ 31.5 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Shadow-1409, Pvt. First Class
>>> 51 || [ 02885 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || rahurobotick, Private
>>> 52 || [ 02688 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || soulknight96, Private
>>> 53 || [ 02624 ] || [ 003 ] || [ 00.4 ] || [ 00.1+ ] || puddinN64, Private
>>> 54 || [ 02603 ] || [ 030 ] || [ 03.8 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || SoulMaster71, Private

Link to previous update.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-17 15:28:03


At 9/17/08 03:05 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Wednesday, September 17th 2008

Thanks for the update, Joshiwa!

Joshiwa's note:

Sorry about the late update but things in life got in the way yesterday so oh well.

We understand. No worries, it's all good. =)

Enjoy the update.

Yup.

EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 1,034,231 B/P
Average B/P per member: 19,152 B/P
Average EGB rank: Colonel

Oh my, we leveled down! =O

Promotions:

Idiot-Buster - Colonel
Marsupial - Corporal

Congrats!

At 9/17/08 03:07 PM, Joshiwa wrote: The List

Top 5 Gainers:

Corky52 - 503
Phantom - 447
Metal-Therapy - 424
pwroftheseagoat - 403
Coop83 - 366

I'm so far from getting here again...

Still, congratulations!

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Corky52 (9), pwroftheseagoat (2)

Congrats!

Top 3 biggest average rises: Idiot-Finder (22.2+), Sentio (19.4+), Metal-Therapy (9.9+)

Meh, I wasn't that close from getting here as I thought I would. Might have a chance next week, though.

Random word: Fashion

Models.

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]
>>> 16 || [ 26415 ] || [ 144 ] || [ 18.0 ] || [ 32.9 - ] || NEVR, Commander
>>> 17 || [ 26378 ] || [ 357 ] || [ 44.6 ] || [ 18.4 - ] || Shanus, Commander

*pokes*

Hey NEVR, there's a Shanus in your ass. Thought you should know. =P

>>> 21 || [ 20186 ] || [ 136 ] || [ 17.0 ] || [ 13.0 - ] || Mendou, Brig. General
>>> 22 || [ 19209 ] || [ 424 ] || [ 53.0 ] || [ 09.9+ ] || Metal-Therapy, Colonel
>>> 23 || [ 18598 ] || [ 113 ] || [ 14.1 ] || [ 07.2 - ] || aldlv, Colonel
>>> 24 || [ 17767 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 01.1 - ] || lilhunter03, Colonel
>>> 25 || [ 17630 ] || [ 220 ] || [ 27.5 ] || [ 04.5+ ] || idiot-buster, Colonel

Mendou dropped a lot comparing to last week's standings, whilst Metal-Therapy caught a wind a ran as fast as he used to last month. aldlv is still cruising, but doesn't need to worry about lilhunter, who completely ran out of gas. Buster is catching up, but will he be able to reach the top of this race?

Stay Tuned.

>>> 28 || [ 13244 ] || [ 222 ] || [ 27.8 ] || [ 06.2+ ] || Sir-Nuts, Lieutenant

222 =)

Meh, better than last week, at least. Although I should be able to catch-up this week. Not busy anymore, nothing to worry about. Gotta hit the gas!

>>> 29 || [ 11531 ] || [ 091 ] || [ 11.4 ] || [ 43.7 - ] || Azentiger, Praporshchik

Weren't you going to pass me. =P

Thanks again for the great update, Joshiwa.

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-17 15:49:31


At 9/17/08 03:05 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Wednesday, September 17th 2008

Thanks a bunch Joshiwa!

Sorry about the late update but things in life got in the way yesterday so oh well.

No worries, happens to all of us.

Promotions:
Idiot-Buster - Colonel
Marsupial - Corporal

Congrats guys.

Just one thing Josh, I got promoted to Sergeant this week. Don't worry about missing it, I don't mind :P

Corky52 - 503
Phantom - 447
Metal-Therapy - 424
pwroftheseagoat - 403
Coop83 - 366

Congratulations to all the top gainers.

Well it seems that Corky leads the way again, although these days are sadly coming to an end, or so it would appear.

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Corky52 (9), pwroftheseagoat (2)
Top 3 biggest average rises: Idiot-Finder (22.2+), Sentio (19.4+), Metal-Therapy (9.9+)

'Gratz again.

>>> 41 || [ 05310 ] || [ 060 ] || [ 07.5 ] || [ 04.1 - ] || TheThing, Sergeant
>>> 42 || [ 05210 ] || [ 255 ] || [ 31.9 ] || [ 05.9+ ] || RohantheBarbarian, Corporal

TheThing is gonna kill me when he sees this. I spent less time on NG this week and still managed to improve on my pace from last week.

Thanks again for the update Joshiwa (and no worries bout missing my promotion).

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-17 16:21:55


At 9/17/08 03:07 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Post #2 of 2

Thanks for the update Joshiwa.


The List

Top 5 Gainers:

Corky52 - 503

The portal was shit for the last couple of days so I'm surprised that I did get this much. That extra day might of factored in a little bit though.

Phantom - 447
Metal-Therapy - 424

Who said you could get on the internet. >:( Ha, it's good to see you B/Ping again even though I wish you were also posting again. Even if it was only a couple of posts every now and then.

pwroftheseagoat - 403
Coop83 - 366

Congrats to everyone else.


Top gainers, repeat offenders: Corky52 (9), pwroftheseagoat (2)

I'm working on the number 10 repeat and also congrats to pwrofthesegoat on making the list.

>>> 25 || [ 17630 ] || [ 220 ] || [ 27.5 ] || [ 04.5+ ] || idiot-buster, Colonel

You are still quite a ways away, but your pace isn't the best so I think I can manage to get you in the near future. It'll be nice to jump up a rank.

>>> 26 || [ 15053 ] || [ 503 ] || [ 62.9 ] || [ 19.0 - ] || Corky52, Captain

Decent totals. The portal was slow for a couple of days. I was hoping to get on the 75+ list, but it doesn't look like I will be put on that this time around either.

>>> 27 || [ 14301 ] || [ 057 ] || [ 07.1 ] || [ 07.2 - ] || ever-vigilant, Captain

I have made a nice gap now. Next update I should be pretty well safe.

>>> 28 || [ 13244 ] || [ 222 ] || [ 27.8 ] || [ 06.2+ ] || Sir-Nuts, Lieutenant

I may have you in the B/P, but the voting power battle continues. You better not miss too many deposits. >:]

At 9/17/08 03:49 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote:
Well it seems that Corky leads the way again, although these days are sadly coming to an end, or so it would appear.

Don't worry. Even though I'm leaving the BBS part of newgrounds, except for the lists and clubs that I belong to, I will still have time to B/P like usual. At least I hope I can.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-17 16:21:54


At 9/17/08 03:07 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Top 5 Gainers:

Corky52 - 503
Phantom - 447
Metal-Therapy - 424
pwroftheseagoat - 403
Coop83 - 366

I'm a bubble rider :)

>>> 06 || [ 46089 ] || [ 403 ] || [ 50.4 ] || [ 09.2 - ] || pwroftheseagoat, EGSC
>>> 07 || [ 45769 ] || [ 366 ] || [ 45.8 ] || [ 03.1+ ] || Coop83, EGSC

Looks like I've got my work cut out to catch this slippery salty customer.

Still, I'm game, so I might as well keep on checking the portal *salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-17 16:33:39


At 9/17/08 03:07 PM, Joshiwa wrote:
>>> 40 || [ 05338 ] || [ 002 ] || [ 00.3 ] || [ 00.2 - ] || HeavenDuff, Sergeant
>>> 41 || [ 05310 ] || [ 060 ] || [ 07.5 ] || [ 04.1 - ] || TheThing, Sergeant
>>> 42 || [ 05210 ] || [ 255 ] || [ 31.9 ] || [ 05.9+ ] || RohantheBarbarian, Corporal
>>> 43 || [ 04854 ] || [ 024 ] || [ 03.0 ] || [ 01.0+ ] || phantomlassuk, Corporal
>>> 44 || [ 04454 ] || [ 055 ] || [ 06.9 ] || [ 01.3+ ] || TheNossinator, Corporal
>>> 45 || [ 04328 ] || [ 360 ] || [ 45.0 ] || [ 17.1 - ] || Marsupial, Corporal

Getting past No.45 and 44 will be easy but Rohan will probably be more of a challenge

Nice update btw.

At 9/17/08 04:21 PM, Coop83 wrote:
At 9/17/08 03:07 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Top 5 Gainers:

Corky52 - 503
Phantom - 447
Metal-Therapy - 424
pwroftheseagoat - 403
Coop83 - 366
I'm a bubble rider :)

You managed to beat me by 6 points this week to get up there >:(

If I'd only stayed up a bit longer last night.


cos shotgun bullets are bad for yo health.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-17 18:11:14


At 9/17/08 03:07 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Post #2 of 2

The List

Top 5 Gainers:

Corky52 - 503
Phantom - 447
Metal-Therapy - 424
pwroftheseagoat - 403
Coop83 - 366

Wow, I made it on the top 5 gainers, eh? I guess that means I've made a bit of a comeback since August afterall. :) This week will be even better for me, lets see if I can get to the top of that list. ;)

Thanks for the update Joshiwa!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-17 18:15:55


At 9/17/08 03:07 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

Thanks for the list, I pretty much did like crap with B/P this week because I was busy.

>>> 01 || [ 63551 ] || [ 447 ] || [ 55.9 ] || [ 04.9+ ] || Phantom, EGSC
>>> 05 || [ 47087 ] || [ 331 ] || [ 41.4 ] || [ 19.4+ ] || Sentio, EGSC
>>> 06 || [ 46089 ] || [ 403 ] || [ 50.4 ] || [ 09.2 - ] || pwroftheseagoat, EGSC
>>> 07 || [ 45769 ] || [ 366 ] || [ 45.8 ] || [ 03.1+ ] || Coop83, EGSC

The only people mildly approaching. Meh


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-17 20:11:27


At 9/17/08 03:07 PM, Joshiwa wrote:
Top 5 Gainers:

Corky52 - 503
Phantom - 447
Metal-Therapy - 424
pwroftheseagoat - 403
Coop83 - 366

Congrats those that made it, I was just short of a shock entry...

Top 3 biggest average rises: Idiot-Finder (22.2+), Sentio (19.4+), Metal-Therapy (9.9+)

It won't last...

>>> 05 || [ 47087 ] || [ 331 ] || [ 41.4 ] || [ 19.4+ ] || Sentio, EGSC
>>> 06 || [ 46089 ] || [ 403 ] || [ 50.4 ] || [ 09.2 - ] || pwroftheseagoat, EGSC
>>> 07 || [ 45769 ] || [ 366 ] || [ 45.8 ] || [ 03.1+ ] || Coop83, EGSC

I find myself peering over my shoulder with concern at the moment, but at least I'm making life a little tricky for those wishing to take my place in the top 5... a good week for me courtesy of some dreadful weather and a general lack of things to do while I hunt for a job. It may last another week, it may not, only time will tell!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-17 20:39:28


At 9/17/08 03:07 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Random word: Fashion

At least somebody read about my ovary ripping.

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]
>>> 39 || [ 05802 ] || [ 033 ] || [ 04.1 ] || [ 00.7+ ] || Pinoyguy75, Sergeant
>>> 40 || [ 05338 ] || [ 002 ] || [ 00.3 ] || [ 00.2 - ] || HeavenDuff, Sergeant
>>> 41 || [ 05310 ] || [ 060 ] || [ 07.5 ] || [ 04.1 - ] || TheThing, Sergeant

Finally, only 28 back. I can finally move up. Oh wait...

>>> 42 || [ 05210 ] || [ 255 ] || [ 31.9 ] || [ 05.9+ ] || RohantheBarbarian, Corporal

I'm being dead serious here; can you stop when you get to like 340? I'd like to enjoy my #40 spot for one week, please.

>>> 45 || [ 04328 ] || [ 360 ] || [ 45.0 ] || [ 17.1 - ] || Marsupial, Corporal

What a shame; you only got 360 last week.

At 9/17/08 03:49 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: TheThing is gonna kill me when he sees this. I spent less time on NG this week and still managed to improve on my pace from last week.

Refer to post above.

Please, I've been looking forward to next week for the last 1 - 1 1/2 months, if you were to follow my request. I mean, that's still 130 for the week.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-18 09:43:40


Bit slow deleting the reviews today still that okay, dont want them to go to quickly. Not hard to find them just look at submissons, which are going to cause some people to be pissed off. Like Emos or religion are a good place to look. I got another 100 or more to get to next badge ,the portal not looked much. Maybe got one or more save points salutes.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-18 12:54:10


At 9/17/08 03:05 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Wednesday, September 17th 2008

Thanks for the update Joshiwa.

Average EGB rank: Colonel

It would seems that we lost a rank this update... Let's turn the Portal Guard on and get a new badge !

Promotions:
Idiot-Buster - Colonel
Marsupial - Corporal

Congrats guys. I missed the Corporal badge, it's shame. Next update.

Top 5 Gainers:

Congrat's to all of you.

>>> 45 || [ 04328 ] || [ 360 ] || [ 45.0 ] || [ 17.1 - ] || Marsupial, Corporal
>>> 46 || [ 03894 ] || [ 238 ] || [ 29.8 ] || [ 03.2+ ] || sonofkirk, Pvt. First Class +1
>>> 47 || [ 03680 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || I-Love-Caitlyn, Pvt. First Class -1

Yeah I tried to B/P more this week, I aim to get more than 300 B/P points next time. And I have finally passed I-Love-Caitlyn in, though, it will be hard to pass Marsupial in for the next update :P.

Thanks again for the update, man.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-18 15:20:33


At 9/17/08 06:15 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 9/17/08 03:07 PM, Joshiwa wrote: >>> 05 || [ 47087 ] || [ 331 ] || [ 41.4 ] || [ 19.4+ ] || Sentio, EGSC
>>> 06 || [ 46089 ] || [ 403 ] || [ 50.4 ] || [ 09.2 - ] || pwroftheseagoat, EGSC
>>> 07 || [ 45769 ] || [ 366 ] || [ 45.8 ] || [ 03.1+ ] || Coop83, EGSC
The only people mildly approaching. Meh

*looks over the corner of a large newspaper, then nonchalantly falls into step behind Phantom, still reading the newspaper*

At 9/17/08 04:33 PM, Marsupial wrote:
At 9/17/08 03:07 PM, Joshiwa wrote: At 9/17/08 04:21 PM, Coop83 wrote:
Coop83 - 366
I'm a bubble rider :)
You managed to beat me by 6 points this week to get up there >:(

I'm hoping to beat whoever isn't on the list by a heap more this week. If only the portal would speed back up, like on Monday...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-18 15:28:11


Whoopsie, forgot some pre-roster quotes.

At 9/16/08 09:08 PM, Andrea364 wrote: I just came to pop in and say hi to you guys.

Hi there! Long time since I've heard from you around here. I think the last time I saw you here was when EagleRock was still around. And that was quite a long time ago. =P

Sorry for not being active, but my life has been pretty suckish lately. I'm not going to bore you with the details of my sob story though. I probably won't be on much, but I just thought I'd come by to show you all that I'm alive and fairly well.

Well, it's good to see that nobody's dead around here. But I hope things sort out for you.

Later,
Some Crazy Idiot

Later, Crazy Idiot!

At 9/17/08 07:07 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 9/15/08 03:10 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: One day you'll get to the top 50, Cooper.
Yeah, I know that. I'm getting there as well, which is a great feeling.

Before that, you'll have to pass a sea goat, some yaya guy and Scott - the Towels man. Think you can make it before them?

Also, the Portal is pretty slow right now. Only three UJ. Meh, even at midday there were more submissions. =P
A good day to take a day off B/Ping then :P I was busy driving about 150 miles across the country for some tickets for other people. Got myself a nice bonus though.

Get some tickets... for what?

At 9/17/08 07:41 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: Sorry i did not come on here yesterday, my sleeping habits are all over the place.

Hehe, something similar happened to me in August. I was sleeping quite a lot in the afternoons, making my whole life a bit messed up. It happens. =)

I had a real fun experince got stuck in my room, the fucking door got jammed. Got out in the end but am very thirsty and hungry feel like, i want to destroy the bloody door forever. Its a nightmare door the lock got broken its always been dodgy.

When I was a little kid, my father had to break a door because I got stuck in the bathroom. =P

Fun times.

On a more related note, B/Ping became addictive again. Awesome.

On a less related note, I started making LUL lists! I was kinda "against" them in the beginning, because... well, there were some spammers making them too, along with spamming the whole Wi/Ht forum. But they are gone now and that place became much better. So... I decided to join the fun! =)

That's all for now.

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-18 18:21:28


At 9/17/08 03:07 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Post #2 of 2
>>> 38 || [ 07081 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Grammer, Master Sergeant
>>> 39 || [ 05802 ] || [ 033 ] || [ 04.1 ] || [ 00.7+ ] || Pinoyguy75, Sergeant

I think I should step it up again, but it might take awhile to get back in a grove, so I'll start with trying to get a promotion this week. Then I might try to pass grammer by... later. LoL Well thanks for the roster update Joshiwa! even if it was late :P LoL jk off to work

\\\Salutes

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-18 19:29:20


At 9/18/08 06:21 PM, Pinoyguy75 wrote:
At 9/17/08 03:07 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Post #2 of 2
>>> 38 || [ 07081 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Grammer, Master Sergeant
>>> 39 || [ 05802 ] || [ 033 ] || [ 04.1 ] || [ 00.7+ ] || Pinoyguy75, Sergeant
I think I should step it up again, but it might take awhile to get back in a grove, so I'll start with trying to get a promotion this week.

You won't get very far. Marsupial and Rohan are closing in very, very, very fast, and I'm coming up behind you, even though I'm 500 back.

Then I might try to pass grammer by... later.

Impossible. Even standing still, it'll take Mars an average of 3-4 weeks to pass him from your spot.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-18 19:30:28


Thanks for the update Joshiwa, you did a good job.

>>> 24 || [ 17767 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 01.1 - ] || lilhunter03, Colonel
>>> 25 || [ 17630 ] || [ 220 ] || [ 27.5 ] || [ 04.5+ ] || idiot-buster, Colonel

Hay there you better watch out i may just pass you next update. If you decide to stop being lazy and get some points :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-18 20:21:22


At 9/18/08 03:20 PM, Coop83 wrote: *looks over the corner of a large newspaper, then nonchalantly falls into step behind Phantom, still reading the newspaper*

But little did Coop know that as he walked, Phantom was aware of his every move, the weapon never out of site, and the protection, still in place.

Let the games commence *que dramatic music*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-19 00:59:55


At 9/18/08 07:29 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 9/18/08 06:21 PM, Pinoyguy75 wrote:
At 9/17/08 03:07 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Post #2 of 2
>>> 38 || [ 07081 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Grammer, Master Sergeant
>>> 39 || [ 05802 ] || [ 033 ] || [ 04.1 ] || [ 00.7+ ] || Pinoyguy75, Sergeant
I think I should step it up again, but it might take awhile to get back in a grove, so I'll start with trying to get a promotion this week.
You won't get very far. Marsupial and Rohan are closing in very, very, very fast, and I'm coming up behind you, even though I'm 500 back.

Then I might try to pass grammer by... later.
Impossible. Even standing still, it'll take Mars an average of 3-4 weeks to pass him from your spot.

Oh don't get me wrong, i've been keeping up with your progress and i'm ready to get back into this, so don't get too hopeful, and later means many things.. TheThing (Ha.)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-19 17:44:58


Ive hit the 7000 experience points not bad ,alot easier to remember. Now if i could get that much in b/p points, i would be pleased. Slow is my department in that area, like Pimp although maybe more faster. Its slow process had this badge since april ,yep slow and the average of maybe 1 or 2 a day. Spam submissons i wish someone would update the faqs. One of the links i did was unflagged it is annoying, as mods say different things. Fair enough but makes flagging harder.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-19 22:38:11


At 9/17/08 03:07 PM, Joshiwa wrote:
>>> 30 || [ 10728 ] || [ 019 ] || [ 02.4 ] || [ 00.3+ ] || DarkSoldier, Sgt. Major

Yay, I'm almost leveled up and I've said that for like the millionth time :D

Thanks for the update man!

*Salutes*


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