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At 7/25/08 10:26 PM, TheNossinator wrote: Hey guys.

I believe this is stolen.

IT PASSED! Oh noes!

But, hell, the account was created yesterday and it had a common e-mail! Damn!

At 7/25/08 10:34 PM, Mendou wrote: You guys might wanna blow the whistle on this.(For real obvious reasons)

Now this is a different story. Good job.

Also, lets talk about roller-coasters.

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Sorry guys I was gone all day.

At 7/25/08 04:08 PM, rahurobotick wrote: Hello there EGB! I'd like to request a position in your ranks as a Guardsmen. Oh and Joshiwa sent me a PM stating that I am eligible, just in case you need to know.

I am glad you are interested in joining our Guardsmen ranks, when Slash stops by we can get this finalized.

At 7/25/08 08:18 PM, HomerDough wrote: Anyone remember my traitoring ass?

Here's a hint. Page 689 and 16 months ago.

Hmmm nope, are you wanting to be active and rejoin our ranks or was this just a random drop by? Also I didn't see a post by you unless I overlooked it.

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At 7/25/08 08:48 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Ah, thank you. I hate going too off topic.
Well, B/P speaking, my B/P roller-coaster is going to fall today. Yesterday I got on it's peak (50) and today it's going loooow, something like 20... meh, only got home a couple of hours ago.

I'd B/P more, but being drunk kind of takes away my ability to judge wisely. Also, I'm sick...

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I only B/P when I'm not doing anything else now, I've nothing to reach so there's no point going out of the way to find time to vote on everything I can. I generally only pick the titles that look intresting to me now, then vote on those. Then go and look at the others if it's a slow day, I'm trying to work on posting more and finding stuff to review but my motivation for such is way down, it's too hot for me to think, lmao.


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Permission to join SIR !!!!


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At 7/26/08 04:44 PM, Figter wrote: Permission to join SIR !!!!

You need to have 2500 B/P points or more to join, which is the B/P rank of Private, so you have a bit further to go. As well as a normal whistle or better and a good posting history. That's what I understand of the guidlines to join anyway.


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Sir although its okay now i got a pm from a user, who had his account hacked called Burnzoid. It was for a game from 4chan ,which is bad anyway. It had virus callled SS vrus it was from the Star Syndicate, which spawned pop up when to the webiste etc. I did not click the link i since deleted the pm, here the thread. http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9421 28/1. The poor user had his account hacked its been sorted, now. If anyone gets the pm dont click the link salutes!.


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At 7/26/08 04:58 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: The poor user had his account hacked its been sorted, now. If anyone gets the pm dont click the link salutes!.

Yeah, I got one of those PM's the other day. Of course I didn't click the link as I heard all about that 4chan fandango thing. The account was hacked? I did not know that.
Well, on another note, I'll be getting Colonel tomorrow. :D My job starts Monday, so I guess I'll just have to wait and see what kind of pace I'm able to get...
I've also still got like 15+ reviews to do for the RRC that are due by some point tomorrow. :/ That list is pretty horrid, I'll certainly be pleased when I finish with that. If not by tonight, I'll finish it up early tomorrow afternoon. :P

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to wait and see what kind of pace I'm able to get...

I've also still got like 15+ reviews to do for the RRC that are due by some point tomorrow. :/ That list is pretty horrid, I'll certainly be pleased when I finish with that. If not by tonight, I'll finish it up early tomorrow afternoon. :P

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You got quite a job ahead of you, i found that if you do in small doses its fine. I got 2 audios left the longer ones ,i left intil last. I have got four flashs reviews, and 1 game left then i done. 15 left why did you leave it for so long?!. Sorry you got a task ahead of you. Some people and have done them all like Corky52. Still next weeks list better ,only 14 ,i think better then 27 a bit much.


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At 7/26/08 06:10 PM, phantomlassuk wrote:
You got quite a job ahead of you, i found that if you do in small doses its fine. I got 2 audios left the longer ones ,i left intil last. I have got four flashs reviews, and 1 game left then i done.

Yeah, I had been trying to do them methodically all week, but I was a bit on the lazy side at times. :P I did quite a few during the week, but with a list like that "quite a few" still leaves a lot undone for the weekend.

15 left why did you leave it for so long?!. Sorry you got a task ahead of you.

Believe me I know. lol I can put 'em out when I'm pressed, though, so I'm not too worried about not finishing.

Still next weeks list better ,only 14 ,i think better then 27 a bit much.

I agree, 27 audios was a bit on the crazy side. The activity has seemed to slow at least a little as of late, which I am honestly grateful for. :P


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At 7/26/08 06:19 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote:
I agree, 27 audios was a bit on the crazy side. The activity has seemed to slow at least a little as of late, which I am honestly grateful for. :P

I'm very happy because I don't have the wireless internet access like I did, but it won't be long till I'm back in college so I only have to survive for a little longer before I will be able to get them all done without much problem again.


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I said Newgrounds sucks and left for a year and a half.

I'm not coming back. Just dropping by and seeing if anyone remembers me, which no one does. That sucks.

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At 7/26/08 11:27 PM, HomerDough wrote: I said Newgrounds sucks and left for a year and a half.
I'm not coming back. Just dropping by and seeing if anyone remembers me, which no one does. That sucks.

I remember, not all is lost. Still, good luck in real life and all.

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At 7/26/08 05:27 AM, Phantom wrote: I'd B/P more, but being drunk kind of takes away my ability to judge wisely. Also, I'm sick...

Ouch, that's pretty bad. I tried B/Ping while I was sick. I didn't work very well, because some Flashes were so bad that they gave me constant headaches and sneezes.

At 7/26/08 07:50 AM, Little-Rena wrote: I only B/P when I'm not doing anything else now, I've nothing to reach so there's no point going out of the way to find time to vote on everything I can. I generally only pick the titles that look intresting to me now, then vote on those. Then go and look at the others if it's a slow day, I'm trying to work on posting more and finding stuff to review but my motivation for such is way down, it's too hot for me to think, lmao.

Well, I try to B/P whenever the computer is turned on. =)

Sometimes, when I'm in a rush, I have to do the "Clock Day strategy", which is to watch the flash until you get an idea of it. To clear things, it doesn't happen ofter, OK?

At 7/26/08 11:27 PM, HomerDough wrote: I said Newgrounds sucks and left for a year and a half.

Alright then. But... why did you rant about it? Just curious again...

I'm not coming back. Just dropping by and seeing if anyone remembers me, which no one does. That sucks.

Phantom does and probably Slash too. Most of our older members aren't here anymore... =(
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At 7/27/08 05:53 AM, Gazkull wrote: Gazkull o da WAAAGH!!! REPORTIN FER DUTIE sir i have 3 months under mi belt

Doesn't matter if you have three decades under your belt, you don't got a single blam/save point. Only those of Private rank or higher (2500+ B/P) can apply for the Barracks.

Also, we kind of like...well, intelligence.

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At 7/27/08 05:53 AM, Gazkull wrote: Gazkull o da WAAAGH!!! REPORTIN FER DUTIE sir i have 3 months under mi belt

Dear applicant. The Elite Guard Barracks is not really that much into role play, your entry to the club and your rank is based on your posting habits and behavior, but mainly, you're rank in the Blam/Protection part of Newgrounds. You need 2,500 points to join our club, once you are in the "police" ranks, you may join the NGPD, which you will find here on the Clubs & Crews section (C&C) section of the BBS.

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Hey guys, I was wondering if I could join your ranks here at the EGB?

I have just ranked up to Private, and currently have a Gold whistle. I was a fairly active member of the NGPD, and (I think) today is my last day on probation for NGDD membership.

If you feel that my post quality is an issue then let me know and I will endeavour to remedy that where possible.

Thank you, and I hope you will accept my application for membership.

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At 7/27/08 02:26 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote:

Thank you, and I hope you will accept my application for membership.

I would but it's not up to me, I'm sure you'll make it in though.


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At 7/27/08 02:26 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Thank you, and I hope you will accept my application for membership.

I just lurk here now, but I'm sure it will be no problem, once Slash awakens from his demonic nap, or whatever he does, he'll post. Good luck.

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At 7/27/08 01:27 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Sometimes, when I'm in a rush, I have to do the "Clock Day strategy", which is to watch the flash until you get an idea of it. To clear things, it doesn't happen ofter, OK?

I miss a lot of flash on Clock Day, I get so into a really good submission that I don't refresh the portal, nevermind though right, what's a few points to me. Though it would have ment reaching Supreme Commander a little eariler if I blind voted every past Clock Day flash.

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I don't think this is a fun Roller-Coaster is it? ;P

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Well all the lists done for RRC cant belive i done them all. Now waiting for this weeks list. I noticed that the latest Illwillpress flash Squirrel Song 6 taking ,a bashing from critics. Hate to say i agree with some of the comments ,about the cartoon not changing. I love the Foamy cartoons done get me wrong, but the look never changes. Although that can be a good thing, as when in my opinion. When TheSwain changed Blockhead look its seeemed ,to lose the magic. The clockCrew do make effforts to improve the look Why does Illwillpress never respnd to his commentd?, does he not care about his fans?. Make you wonder. I saw a amazing flash yesterday, by ZeckeySpaceyLizard about mass flashes. It was a real eye opener. I love Foamy the latest is good. I just wish they are as funny as they were before.


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a amazing flash yesterday, by ZeckeySpaceyLizard about mass flashes. It was a real eye opener. I love Foamy the latest is good. I just wish they are as funny as they were before.

Please take some of my comment back i love Foamy ,and im sorry for slagging him off . I just like Foamy ones better, then the Squirrel Songs 6 one. I guess whats get me is then unlike TheSwain ,who actually reponds to people comments and cares about his fans. Illwiilpress seem to be absent as such.


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At 7/27/08 02:26 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Hey guys, I was wondering if I could join your ranks here at the EGB?

Welcome to the Barracks! I'm the Barracks Recruitment Officer, Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm. It's my job to examine new prospective recruits and see if they've got what it takes to join the EGB.

Let me explain how the recruitment process works.

Currently you are in "Standby Status" while your case is considered. During this process, me and the other Barracks members will take a look at your record---posting quality, review history/quality, flash record, etc---and see if there are any problems.

Don't worry, we're not too strict about these things; we just want to make sure that you have a decent posting record (not too many one-liners and no flaming/spamming), don't make abusive reviews or rulebreaking flash, etc..

After a period of discussion amongst the Barracks members, I (or my superiors) will make the final call. Assuming that no objections are raised, this Standby Status should only last approximately 24 hours. I will PM you with the final verdict.

All Barracks members can go to the appropriate discussion thread (must be logged in to view/vote/post). Speak now or forever hold your peace.

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Hey, I have returned after my 5 days off- duty. Thank you to Corky for getting my points while I was gone. I am now level 14!


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Well, I just got Colonel last night. I can't wait to hit 20K, I'm finally starting to feel like that ultimate goal is becoming reachable. :P

At 7/27/08 01:27 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote:
YOUR LOVE IS LIKE
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At 7/27/08 04:46 PM, Little-Rena wrote:
I don't think this is a fun Roller-Coaster is it? ;P

My roller coaster R super lame. :'(

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At 7/28/08 01:50 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: Well, I just got Colonel last night. I can't wait to hit 20K, I'm finally starting to feel like that ultimate goal is becoming reachable. :P

It was always reachable, I wanted to get to it before the redesign though, I liked the last badge then, I don't like it as much anymore, but congrats ;)

At 7/28/08 01:50 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: My roller coaster R super lame. :'(

You're too constant, that's your problem.


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At 7/22/08 01:14 PM, NEVR wrote: >>> 20 || [ 17223 ] || [ 353 ] || [ 50.4 ] || [ 01.7+ ] || Mendou, Major +1
>>> 21 || [ 17162 ] || [ 034 ] || [ 04.9 ] || [ 21.0 - ] || aldlv, Major -1
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>>> 23 || [ 16941 ] || [ 655 ] || [ 93.6 ] || [ 00.5+ ] || Metal-Therapy, Major

I went on vacations for a week... and now all of them pass me...
damn!

well... ok now i'm back and... well... try to do my best
but is going to be hard to pass them again...

*salute*
/*sorry for small post... XD i just wanted to say hi...*/

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At 7/28/08 01:30 PM, sinskae wrote: Hey, I have returned after my 5 days off- duty. Thank you to Corky for getting my points while I was gone. I am now level 14!

Your welcome, but I do have to admit that I think I missed a day of depositing. I'm pretty sure I did now that I think about it. Sorry.


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At 7/27/08 04:46 PM, Little-Rena wrote:
At 7/27/08 01:27 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Sometimes, when I'm in a rush, I have to do the "Clock Day strategy", which is to watch the flash until you get an idea of it. To clear things, it doesn't happen ofter, OK?
I miss a lot of flash on Clock Day, I get so into a really good submission that I don't refresh the portal, nevermind though right, what's a few points to me. Though it would have ment reaching Supreme Commander a little eariler if I blind voted every past Clock Day flash.

Last year's Clock Day... I got very surprised when I saw all the Flashes highlighted blue. I thought I got Newgrounds on a very lucky day. But how I was wrong...

YOUR LOVE IS LIKE
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I don't think this is a fun Roller-Coaster is it? ;P

Depends on your point of view. =)

At 7/28/08 01:30 PM, sinskae wrote: Hey, I have returned after my 5 days off- duty.

Welcome back, soldier!

Thank you to Corky for getting my points while I was gone. I am now level 14!

That's something I still don't agree on: depositing for someone else. I know, lots of people do it... but your account is supposed to be yours!

At 7/28/08 01:50 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: Well, I just got Colonel last night. I can't wait to hit 20K, I'm finally starting to feel like that ultimate goal is becoming reachable. :P

Congrats! I have half the B/P points that you have, I think. =|

My roller coaster R super lame. :'(

But you don't want it to fall, do you? =)

At 7/28/08 02:54 PM, aldlv wrote: I went on vacations for a week... and now all of them pass me...
damn!

well... ok now i'm back and... well... try to do my best
but is going to be hard to pass them again...

Go ahead, I'm broadcasting your race to the EGB Radio.

*salute*
/*sorry for small post... XD i just wanted to say hi...*/

Hi!

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