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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-30 22:14:44 Reply

Didn't think I'd manage this, but here it is.

Just earned my second General's star, which now makes me a Lieutenant General! Still have a long way to go until I catch bifgis, who is currently directly above me on the roster, and I have an even longer way to go until I reach the final rank... but I'm getting there.

Tradition:

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-30 22:17:54 Reply

At 6/30/08 10:14 PM, NEVR wrote: Didn't think I'd manage this, but here it is.

Just earned my second General's star, which now makes me a Lieutenant General!

Congrats. I should get my next badge tomorrow.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-30 22:26:27 Reply

At 6/30/08 10:17 PM, lilhunter03 wrote:
At 6/30/08 10:14 PM, NEVR wrote: Didn't think I'd manage this, but here it is.

Just earned my second General's star, which now makes me a Lieutenant General!

congrats man... that's awesome...

Congrats. I should get my next badge tomorrow.

lilhunter03???
nice to have you back man... =D
long time since your last post here Captain


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-30 22:37:34 Reply

At 6/30/08 04:32 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:
At 6/30/08 03:20 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Sorry if I can't remember all those random SomethingDays :P
Well, there's a mini-list of NG "Holidays" somewhere, I just can't remember where. =P

I'll search for it again, but only later.

Do as you please dear sir :)


Also, is there any specific plans for the EGB for ClockDay ??
Like... things we should do or things we shouldn't do ??
I have my strategy, but I don't know if the EGB has a specific one (I wasn't around here last year's Clock Day). Mine is something like this:

0. (yeah, z-e-r-o) Sleep A LOT the day before (14th) until 11:30 PM, then the party starts;

yeah party :)

1. Open Portal Guard and set the time to 10 seconds;

what's Portal Guard, I have heard a couple things about it, but I don't know what it is...

2. Watch the Flash until you get a notion of what will it be, then vote. Seriously, they won't stop coming, so you won't have time to watch all of them. And yeah, you can blame me for that, but it's necessary to try to stop the mass-voting;

what ?!? you have to watch it ?!? ... Oh sorry, I didn't meant to say this :P

3. If you catch anyone using tons of multiple accounts, write it down somewhere. I think someone here will PM wade with a list of spammers.

lol... It's kind of weird that Newgrounds have a fucking ClockDay... since they are the biggest spammers in here... well... except for those Gay KK

4. Drink coffee, it's gonna be a looong day.

I like Energy Drinks better :)


Also, Clock Day this year will be on a Friday, so stay as late as you can, because it isn't like, August 16th and it's over. It keeps going on after a while.

I know :P

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-30 22:46:00 Reply

At 6/30/08 10:37 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 6/30/08 04:32 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: 1. Open Portal Guard and set the time to 10 seconds;
what's Portal Guard, I have heard a couple things about it, but I don't know what it is...

PortalGuard is...
... well.. i'm not sure... I haven't tried it...
but it sounds awesome XD


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 01:10:03 Reply

At 6/30/08 10:37 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 6/30/08 04:32 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:
At 6/30/08 03:20 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
lol... It's kind of weird that Newgrounds have a fucking ClockDay... since they are the biggest spammers in here... well... except for those Gay KK

Well, technically it can't be blamed on the actual CC, because a lot of other people make a Clock flash, but aren't really part of the Crew. Mainly because it's easy (can be done with no lip/eye animation, speakonia voices), and it'll get some 2's by those who are fans of the Clock Crew.

The KK, on the other hand, started out an average club, turned to spam, tried to clean up their image, then died.

4. Drink coffee, it's gonna be a looong day.
I like Energy Drinks better :)

Yeah, but you'll crash with a couple of hours after drinking it. But you can always drink another one.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 01:59:44 Reply

At 6/30/08 10:14 PM, NEVR wrote: Didn't think I'd manage this, but here it is.

Just earned my second General's star, which now makes me a Lieutenant General! Still have a long way to go until I catch bifgis, who is currently directly above me on the roster, and I have an even longer way to go until I reach the final rank... but I'm getting there.

Tradition:

Congrats on getting the new rank, pretty awesome right? Just in time for the roster also.

I can't wait to get rid of the badges honestly, I am ready for the amazingly sexy golden tank.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 02:48:11 Reply

Hey it's been awhile since I've posted here so I thought I'd drop in and say hello to you all. I'm doing good finally got some leave from work. Me and the wife are taking a road trip down to Florida to go to Busch Gardens and Disney World for a couple of days. Thank god I finally got some time off! Work has been hell lately and I really needed the time off. Seems like the only time I'm posting is when I get time off too. Hope all of you are doing well.

A big congratz to Coop on passing DoD! I'm sure he's not gonna like that very much! It's funny how obsessed DoD is about his computer stats. Kinda sad that he places so much importance on something so...unimportant(being polite) to the point of being arrogant. Anyways congratz and have fun rubbing it in his face when he comes back.

Sentio I'm sorry to hear about your loss. I know how hard it can be myself having lost my mother a few years back and then my aunt a few months ago. The important thing is to be there for your family. Newgrounds will be here, it should be a place to enjoy...not a habit. You also graduated too! That's awesome. Weren't you studying biology? That's what my dad does. Good luck on your future endeavors, hang in there.

I was going to say something else to someone but now I don't remember who or what...oh well.

Still keeping my b/p pace going strong. Also got level 31 the other night and 10xp the next! I like my meat cleaver! The first level in awhile that I truly like looking at.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 04:37:01 Reply

Clock Day. Just the name of that event makes me shudder. Never has there been a day of such insane spamming.

Last year I was intending to do the 24-hour run, like I did in 2006, but the sheer level of utter, utter shit passing made me lose any desire to sacrifice my mental sanity and I quit about halfway through. Clock Day is a day when one frame shit passes, and not just from popular/prolific authors...but fucking anyone. Bah.

I'm not sure if I'll bother participating this year (I highly doubt I'll submit this time around), but if I do, I'm not protect whoring. I'll use my +1 URL method to watch and fairly vote on every single flash, and that will almost certain involve me zero'ing the vast majority of it. Not like I need to be generous for the points, I'm a Supreme Commander.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 09:06:15 Reply

At 7/1/08 02:48 AM, pwroftheseagoat wrote: A big congratz to Coop on passing DoD! I'm sure he's not gonna like that very much! It's funny how obsessed DoD is about his computer stats. Kinda sad that he places so much importance on something so...unimportant(being polite) to the point of being arrogant. Anyways congratz and have fun rubbing it in his face when he comes back.

*tips cap* Thank you, sir. That's if he comes back. I'm quite enjoying NG without him, it's so much more peaceful, especially in the mlb thread :P

At 7/1/08 04:37 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Clock Day. Just the name of that event makes me shudder. Never has there been a day of such insane spamming.

I will get a Blam this year!

Last year I was intending to do the 24-hour run, like I did in 2006, but the sheer level of utter, utter shit passing made me lose any desire to sacrifice my mental sanity and I quit about halfway through. Clock Day is a day when one frame shit passes, and not just from popular/prolific authors...but fucking anyone. Bah.

I'll probably get as many as 18 hours out of it. Then I'll repeat the process on Saturday as well, because there's always stragglers.

I'm not sure if I'll bother participating this year (I highly doubt I'll submit this time around), but if I do, I'm not protect whoring. I'll use my +1 URL method to watch and fairly vote on every single flash, and that will almost certain involve me zero'ing the vast majority of it. Not like I need to be generous for the points, I'm a Supreme Commander.

I'm going for a new record. I want to see if I can keep up with the BBS, the Portal, Review some decent flash that make it in the mix and also put up some good numbers for that week.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 10:12:43 Reply

Hey all, just an apology for not being here for so long, but now that I have EVERYTHING in order and I can start actually reviewing and everything again, I'll also have more time to do my duties and Liason to the Elite Guard Barracks. You all can expect a new report, full of spirit for this upcoming Friday evening. I'm sure I'll have plenty to say!

Also, congrats Coop on your accomplishment!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 12:08:36 Reply

At 7/1/08 10:12 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Hey all, just an apology for not being here for so long, but now that I have EVERYTHING in order and I can start actually reviewing and everything again, I'll also have more time to do my duties and Liason to the Elite Guard Barracks.

Glad to hear everything is going better for you now. I've been in a similar situation, where RL circumstances have hindered my NG activity, but thankful to say that I managed to get back to normal last week, which is nice.

You all can expect a new report, full of spirit for this upcoming Friday evening. I'm sure I'll have plenty to say!

I look forward to reading it. Come September, I'll know for sure whether I'll be able to join the NGDD or not. It all depends on how much time I have left over when I'm at university. Hopefully I should be able to join and give you guys a bit of a boost ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 12:13:11 Reply

Barracks roster - Tuesday, July 1st 2008

Post #1 of 2
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Joshiwa's note:

As you may of noticed NEVR and I decided to take NintendoMadness off of the list do to his final post in the LUL saying that he was not returning to Newgrounds. I am saddened that he has left this site and the barracks, he will be missed.

Now enjoy the update!

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EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 889,091 B/P
Average B/P per member: 21,685 B/P
Average EGB rank: Lt. General

Total B/P gain this week: 4,897 (096.0 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 4,126 (096.7 B/P per member)
Difference: +771 B/P since last week

Rank distributions:

Private: 1 (2.4%)
Pvt. First Class: 3 (7.3%)
Corporal: 2 (4.9%)
Sergeant: 2 (4.9%)
Staff Sergeant: 0 (0%)
Master Sergeant: 4 (9.8%)
Sgt. First Class: 4 (9.8%)
Sgt. Major: 2 (4.9%)
Praporshchik: 0 (0%)
Lieutenant: 1 (2.4%)
Captain: 1 (2.4%)
Major: 2 (4.9%)
Colonel: 0 (0%)
Brig. General: 2 (4.9%)
Lt. General: 2 (4.9%)
General: 2 (4.9%)
Commander: 0 (0%)
Sup. Commander: 13 (32%)

Most frequent rank: Sup. Commander
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Member Statistics

New to the list this week: None
Leaving the list this week: NintendoMadness
Returning to the list this week: None

Promotions:

NEVR - Lt. General

Other B/P Milestones:

Joshiwa - 15,000 Saves

:::End of post #1:::


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The List

Top 5 Gainers:

lilhunter03 - 457
Mendou - 450
Joshiwa - 437
PenguinLink - 416
NEVR - 413

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (16), Mendou (6), lilhunter03 (3)
Top 3 biggest average rises: NEVR (42.1+), Penguinlink (18.0+), lilhunter03 (12.3+)
Random word: Console
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All EGB members/guardsmen & Personal B/P statistics

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 01 || [ 61765 ] || [ 030 ] || [ 04.3 ] || [ 02.7 - ] || X-Naut, Sup. Commander
>>> 02 || [ 59979 ] || [ 071 ] || [ 10.1 ] || [ 00.7+ ] || BlueHippo, Sup. Commander
>>> 03 || [ 58679 ] || [ 011 ] || [ 01.6 ] || [ 01.0 - ] || Phantom, Sup. Commander
>>> 04 || [ 56466 ] || [ 193 ] || [ 27.6 ] || [ 00.8 - ] || Seamonky, Sup. Commander
>>> 05 || [ 45734 ] || [ 016 ] || [ 02.3 ] || [ 13.0 - ] || Sentio, Sup. Commander
>>> 06 || [ 43146 ] || [ 356 ] || [ 50.9 ] || [ 01.5 - ] || pwroftheseagoat, Sup. Commander
>>> 07 || [ 41627 ] || [ 302 ] || [ 43.1 ] || [ 03.8 - ] || Coop83, Sup. Commander
>>> 08 || [ 37772 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || EagleRock, Sup. Commander
>>> 09 || [ 34980 ] || [ 416 ] || [ 59.4 ] || [ 18.0+ ] || PenguinLink, Sup. Commander
>>> 10 || [ 34199 ] || [ 226 ] || [ 32.3 ] || [ 09.0 - ] || Idiot-Finder, Sup. Commander
>>> 11 || [ 34143 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || SlashFirestorm, Sup. Commander
>>> 12 || [ 30306 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Hemlok, Sup. Commander
>>> 13 || [ 30000 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || life, Sup. Commander
>>> 14 || [ 24913 ] || [ 437 ] || [ 62.4 ] || [ 09.5 - ] || Joshiwa, General
>>> 15 || [ 23951 ] || [ 273 ] || [ 39.0 ] || [ 01.0 - ] || Shanus, General
>>> 16 || [ 23581 ] || [ 104 ] || [ 14.9 ] || [ 05.9+ ] || bifgis, Lt. General
>>> 17 || [ 21523 ] || [ 413 ] || [ 59.0 ] || [ 42.1+ ] || NEVR, Lt. General
>>> 18 || [ 20229 ] || [ 009 ] || [ 01.3 ] || [ 00.2+ ] || Casualty, Brig. General
>>> 19 || [ 20221 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Sterockicy, Brig. General
>>> 20 || [ 16744 ] || [ 180 ] || [ 25.7 ] || [ 25.3 - ] || aldlv, Major
>>> 21 || [ 16143 ] || [ 450 ] || [ 64.4 ] || [ 00.4 - ] || Mendou, Major
>>> 22 || [ 15472 ] || [ 457 ] || [ 65.3 ] || [ 12.3+ ] || lilhunter03, Captain
>>> 23 || [ 13321 ] || [ 028 ] || [ 04.0 ] || [ 02.9 - ] || ever-vigilant, Lieutenant
>>> 24 || [ 10499 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 04.3 - ] || DarkSoldier, Sgt. Major
>>> 25 || [ 10701 ] || [ 284 ] || [ 40.6 ] || [ 06.6+ ] || Sir-Nuts, Sgt. Major
>>> 26 || [ 08893 ] || [ 008 ] || [ 01.1 ] || [ 00.2+ ] || FBIpolux, Sgt. First Class
>>> 27 || [ 08875 ] || [ 148 ] || [ 21.1 ] || [ 10.8+ ] || AnalPenguinFarming, Sgt. First Class +1
>>> 28 || [ 08870 ] || [ 028 ] || [ 04.0 ] || [ 01.3+ ] || PantyWipe, Sgt. First Class -1
>>> 29 || [ 08152 ] || [ 016 ] || [ 02.3 ] || [ 01.9+ ] || Lotus, Sgt. First Class
>>> 30 || [ 07797 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Peregrinus, Master Sergeant
>>> 31 || [ 07499 ] || [ 003 ] || [ 00.4 ] || [ 00.3+ ] || RSQViper, Master Sergeant
>>> 32 || [ 07234 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || UnfathomableSin, Master Sergeant
>>> 33 || [ 07079 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Grammer, Master Sergeant
>>> 34 || [ 05509 ] || [ 031 ] || [ 04.4 ] || [ 02.6 - ] || Pinoyguy75, Sergeant
>>> 35 || [ 05132 ] || [ 011 ] || [ 01.6 ] || [ 01.2+ ] || HeavenDuff, Sergeant
>>> 36 || [ 04797 ] || [ 008 ] || [ 01.1 ] || [ 01.1+ ] || TheThing, Corporal
>>> 37 || [ 04521 ] || [ 112 ] || [ 16.0 ] || [ 06.6+ ] || phantomlassuk, Corporal
>>> 38 || [ 03679 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || I-Love-Caitlyn, Pvt. First Class
>>> 39 || [ 03393 ] || [ 080 ] || [ 11.4 ] || [ 09.3+ ] || Andrea364, Pvt. First Class
>>> 40 || [ 03281 ] || [ 196 ] || [ 28.0 ] || [ 10.4+ ] || TheNossinator, Pvt. First Class
>>> 41 || [ 02688 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || soulknight96, Private

Guardsmen:
>>> 42 || [ 02266 ] || [ 036 ] || [ 05.1 ] || [ 01.8+ ] || SoulMaster71, Police Captain (234 until Eligible)
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At 7/1/08 12:13 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, July 1st 2008

Thanks for the update Joshiwa :D

Joshiwa's note:
As you may of noticed NEVR and I decided to take NintendoMadness off of the list do to his final post in the LUL saying that he was not returning to Newgrounds. I am saddened that he has left this site and the barracks, he will be missed.

I'm saddened too, he was a really great user, and a really nice guy.

Promotions:
NEVR - Lt. General

Congrats

Other B/P Milestones:
Joshiwa - 15,000 Saves

Nearly as many as me now :P

Top 5 Gainers:
lilhunter03 - 457
Mendou - 450
Joshiwa - 437
PenguinLink - 416
NEVR - 413

Dammit, missed out again, all thanks to work. Got no points the last 2 days :/ but congrats to the rest of ya :P

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (16), Mendou (6), lilhunter03 (3)

Machines maching away as usual :P

Top 3 biggest average rises: NEVR (42.1+), Penguinlink (18.0+), lilhunter03 (12.3+)

Nice to see NEVR and Penguinlink back on form

Random word: Console

Random Response: ZX Spectrum

>>> 14 || [ 24913 ] || [ 437 ] || [ 62.4 ] || [ 09.5 - ] || Joshiwa, General

You've pulled far away, 1000 points now :/

>>> 15 || [ 23951 ] || [ 273 ] || [ 39.0 ] || [ 01.0 - ] || Shanus, General

Silly points, won'tbe getting many the next few weeks, stuff to do :(

>>> 17 || [ 21523 ] || [ 413 ] || [ 59.0 ] || [ 42.1+ ] || NEVR, Lt. General

Oh god, I sense biting at my heels, returning :P


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At 7/1/08 12:15 PM, Joshiwa wrote: >>> 26 || [ 08893 ] || [ 008 ] || [ 01.1 ] || [ 00.2+ ] || FBIpolux, Sgt. First Class
>>> 27 || [ 08875 ] || [ 148 ] || [ 21.1 ] || [ 10.8+ ] || AnalPenguinFarming, Sgt. First Class +1
>>> 28 || [ 08870 ] || [ 028 ] || [ 04.0 ] || [ 01.3+ ] || PantyWipe, Sgt. First Class -1

Woooot it's about time I ranked up a little bit here. It's getting harder and harder though with the flow of high ranking B/Pers. Hopefully I'll catch up to FBI and stay there for a while. I have a long time to go until another rank up after that though. Hopefully within the next 3 or 4 weeks I'll get my Sergeant Major badge, but it'll be a tough run.

Nice list Josh!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 12:41:50 Reply

At 7/1/08 12:13 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, July 1st 2008

CHEERS MAN :3

Joshiwa's note:

As you may of noticed NEVR and I decided to take NintendoMadness off of the list do to his final post in the LUL saying that he was not returning to Newgrounds. I am saddened that he has left this site and the barracks, he will be missed.

Yeah, I think he just burned himself out in his first 6 months of NG membership, really. It's a shame to see him go, but I imagine he'll be returning someday. Once someone gets a taste of the stat whore lifestyle, they always end up coming back for more ;P

Now enjoy the update!

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EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 889,091 B/P

Nearly at 900,000, COME ON GUYS!

Average B/P per member: 21,685 B/P
Average EGB rank: Lt. General

Shit, I'm slightly below the average now that NintendoMadness has left. This simply will not do.

Total B/P gain this week: 4,897 (096.0 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 4,126 (096.7 B/P per member)
Difference: +771 B/P since last week

Big difference this week, but then the top 5 gainers has been more impressive than usual, with all 5 being above the 400 mark.

Rank distributions:

Lt. General: 2 (4.9%)
General: 2 (4.9%)

Actually, bifgis has ranked to General, so it should be 1 Lt. General (me), and 3 Generals. Remind me to fix that for next week.

Most frequent rank: Sup. Commander

This isn't changing any time soon, but I think it should be left in to show the rest of NG how POWERFUL we are...!

Member Statistics

Leaving the list this week: NintendoMadness

Bye ;_;

Promotions:

NEVR - Lt. General

ME! I didn't think I'd manage to get it by today, but somehow I pulled out a 70+ per day average over the past 2 days, so I got it comfortably by last night/ Good times. Will be a while until my next rank up though.

Other B/P Milestones:

Joshiwa - 15,000 Saves

Grats man

Top 5 Gainers:

lilhunter03 - 457
Mendou - 450
Joshiwa - 437
PenguinLink - 416
NEVR - 413

At the bottom, but I'm there. These are impressive gains, too, so I'm happy to be on the top 5 gainers again.

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (16), Mendou (6), lilhunter03 (3)

16? Shit...

Top 3 biggest average rises: NEVR (42.1+), Penguinlink (18.0+), lilhunter03 (12.3+)

OH YES, I'M BACK. I don't think I've ever been on this bit before, so huzzah for me!

Random word: Console

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No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 14 || [ 24913 ] || [ 437 ] || [ 62.4 ] || [ 09.5 - ] || Joshiwa, General

Machine

>>> 15 || [ 23951 ] || [ 273 ] || [ 39.0 ] || [ 01.0 - ] || Shanus, General

I want to pass you, but it's going to take a long time, if I ever manage it.

>>> 16 || [ 23581 ] || [ 104 ] || [ 14.9 ] || [ 05.9+ ] || bifgis, Lt. General

I've wanted to pass bifgis ever since I joined the EGB, when she was a Brigadier General and I was a Praporshchik. The gap between us then was 8,751 B/P, and it's now 2,058 B/P. I'll be documenting my gain on her every fortnight (or whenever Joshiwa does the roster) from now on, to see how I'm doing ;P

>>> 17 || [ 21523 ] || [ 413 ] || [ 59.0 ] || [ 42.1+ ] || NEVR, Lt. General

COOL

>>> 18 || [ 20229 ] || [ 009 ] || [ 01.3 ] || [ 00.2+ ] || Casualty, Brig. General
>>> 19 || [ 20221 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Sterockicy, Brig. General

Kinda left these guys behind. Looks like Stero has stopped completely now, and Casualty is normally getting around 10 B/P per week. No threat from them at the moment, but I'm keeping an eye on them nonetheless.

>>> 20 || [ 16744 ] || [ 180 ] || [ 25.7 ] || [ 25.3 - ] || aldlv, Major

Look behind you...

>>> 21 || [ 16143 ] || [ 450 ] || [ 64.4 ] || [ 00.4 - ] || Mendou, Major

Doing well, man. Keep it up and you'll have Colonel in no time, which I know you've been wanting for ages.

Thanks again for covering the roster for the past fortnight Josh. Seeing as I did the fortnight before, I think we're back to normal now, i.e., alternating weeks.

Great job this week everyone.

:::Salutes:::


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 14:48:44 Reply

At 7/1/08 12:41 PM, NEVR wrote:

Lt. General: 2 (4.9%)
General: 2 (4.9%)
Actually, bifgis has ranked to General, so it should be 1 Lt. General (me), and 3 Generals. Remind me to fix that for next week.

Yeah I didn't even notice that she did rank up, but oh well.

Everyone did a great job this week B/Ping.


Salutes:::

*salutes*


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At 7/1/08 12:15 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

Thanks for the update.

Top 5 Gainers:

lilhunter03 - 457

Didn't expect to be first.

Mendou - 450
Joshiwa - 437
PenguinLink - 416
NEVR - 413

Congrats to the rest of you.

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 20 || [ 16744 ] || [ 180 ] || [ 25.7 ] || [ 25.3 - ] || aldlv, Major
>>> 21 || [ 16143 ] || [ 450 ] || [ 64.4 ] || [ 00.4 - ] || Mendou, Major
>>> 22 || [ 15472 ] || [ 457 ] || [ 65.3 ] || [ 12.3+ ] || lilhunter03, Captain

It will be a long time before I move a spot.


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At 7/1/08 05:25 PM, lilhunter03 wrote:
No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 20 || [ 16744 ] || [ 180 ] || [ 25.7 ] || [ 25.3 - ] || aldlv, Major
>>> 21 || [ 16143 ] || [ 450 ] || [ 64.4 ] || [ 00.4 - ] || Mendou, Major
>>> 22 || [ 15472 ] || [ 457 ] || [ 65.3 ] || [ 12.3+ ] || lilhunter03, Captain
It will be a long time before I move a spot.

yes... looks like... mendou won't go down...
so the next one you have to pass is... me

btw... where have you been all this time?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 17:42:47 Reply

At 7/1/08 05:34 PM, aldlv wrote:
btw... where have you been all this time?

I took a break for awhile.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 18:08:15 Reply

At 7/1/08 05:42 PM, lilhunter03 wrote:
At 7/1/08 05:34 PM, aldlv wrote:
btw... where have you been all this time?
I took a break for awhile.

Well I can speak for all of the barracks in that we are glad you are back, I can understand taking a break for a while. Plenty of people have burned themselves out early and never come back.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 18:21:05 Reply

Thank you Joshiwa for the Roster im still the same level. I got 10 b/p points yestersay ,alot for me. So why have NintendoMadness decided to leave?, its very sad i did not know him. On Clockday i look forward to very much. I dont remember how many points last year, but i hope to get alot this year.


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At 7/1/08 06:21 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Thank you Joshiwa for the Roster im still the same level.

Anytime ;)

So why have NintendoMadness decided to leave?

I don't know and I don't know of anyone who really knows exactly whats going on. I guess we can only speculate like NEVR said that he burned himself out.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 20:31:56 Reply

At 7/1/08 12:13 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, July 1st 2008

Thanks for the update!

Joshiwa's note:

As you may of noticed NEVR and I decided to take NintendoMadness off of the list do to his final post in the LUL saying that he was not returning to Newgrounds. I am saddened that he has left this site and the barracks, he will be missed.

Sad to hear, wish him all the best.

Now enjoy the update!

Yay.

The List

Top 5 Gainers:

lilhunter03 - 457
Mendou - 450
Joshiwa - 437
PenguinLink - 416
NEVR - 413

Congrats, you sick, sad Portal lovers. : P

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 01 || [ 61765 ] || [ 030 ] || [ 04.3 ] || [ 02.7 - ] || X-Naut, Sup. Commander

Still working my way up to you. But I'm gaining on you. : P

>>> 39 || [ 03393 ] || [ 080 ] || [ 11.4 ] || [ 09.3+ ] || Andrea364, Pvt. First Class
>>> 40 || [ 03281 ] || [ 196 ] || [ 28.0 ] || [ 10.4+ ] || TheNossinator, Pvt. First Class

I'm catching up. Hooray.

Thanks for the update!

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At 7/1/08 07:57 PM, Mendou wrote:
At 7/1/08 12:15 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Post #2 of 2

The List

Top 5 Gainers:


Mendou - 450
Joshiwa - 437
hahahaha, finally beat Joshiwa for once in terms of b/p weekly.

Just you wait till next update *shakes fist angrily* :P


Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (16), Mendou (6), lilhunter03 (3)
I don't think me or Joshiwa is ever going to leave this list.....

Seems like it huh.

Thanks for the update man.

Anytime.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 20:49:29 Reply

CAN I JOIN THIS SHIT???


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At 7/1/08 08:49 PM, tehconcept wrote: CAN I JOIN THIS SHIT???

Sorry, you need to be a Private (2,500 B/P) to join this club. You may join the NGPD when you reach Portal Security (400 B/P) if you like.

Also you definitely wouldn't be allowed to join with that attitude.
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-02 04:16:51 Reply

At 7/1/08 08:52 PM, TheNossinator wrote:
At 7/1/08 08:49 PM, tehconcept wrote: CAN I JOIN THIS SHIT???
Sorry, you need to be a Private (2,500 B/P) to join this club. You may join the NGPD when you reach Portal Security (400 B/P) if you like.

Also you definitely wouldn't be allowed to join with that attitude.

LMAO awwww thats just funny, but this week is gonna suck at work bc its 4th o july and I'm not allowed to say where I work online, but I'll just say its a people job and I work like all week sigh.

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My favorite Independence Day activity is to put bottle rockets---the little cheap ones, not the big-ass ones---launch-side down in a beer bottle, and try to guess how many can explode before the bottle breaks.

Sometimes it's only one! Sometimes it takes like, three! Holy damn!

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