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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 12:29:18 Reply

At 7/1/08 12:15 PM, Joshiwa wrote: >>> 26 || [ 08893 ] || [ 008 ] || [ 01.1 ] || [ 00.2+ ] || FBIpolux, Sgt. First Class
>>> 27 || [ 08875 ] || [ 148 ] || [ 21.1 ] || [ 10.8+ ] || AnalPenguinFarming, Sgt. First Class +1
>>> 28 || [ 08870 ] || [ 028 ] || [ 04.0 ] || [ 01.3+ ] || PantyWipe, Sgt. First Class -1

Woooot it's about time I ranked up a little bit here. It's getting harder and harder though with the flow of high ranking B/Pers. Hopefully I'll catch up to FBI and stay there for a while. I have a long time to go until another rank up after that though. Hopefully within the next 3 or 4 weeks I'll get my Sergeant Major badge, but it'll be a tough run.

Nice list Josh!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 12:41:50 Reply

At 7/1/08 12:13 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, July 1st 2008

CHEERS MAN :3

Joshiwa's note:

As you may of noticed NEVR and I decided to take NintendoMadness off of the list do to his final post in the LUL saying that he was not returning to Newgrounds. I am saddened that he has left this site and the barracks, he will be missed.

Yeah, I think he just burned himself out in his first 6 months of NG membership, really. It's a shame to see him go, but I imagine he'll be returning someday. Once someone gets a taste of the stat whore lifestyle, they always end up coming back for more ;P

Now enjoy the update!

Yessir

EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 889,091 B/P

Nearly at 900,000, COME ON GUYS!

Average B/P per member: 21,685 B/P
Average EGB rank: Lt. General

Shit, I'm slightly below the average now that NintendoMadness has left. This simply will not do.

Total B/P gain this week: 4,897 (096.0 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 4,126 (096.7 B/P per member)
Difference: +771 B/P since last week

Big difference this week, but then the top 5 gainers has been more impressive than usual, with all 5 being above the 400 mark.

Rank distributions:

Lt. General: 2 (4.9%)
General: 2 (4.9%)

Actually, bifgis has ranked to General, so it should be 1 Lt. General (me), and 3 Generals. Remind me to fix that for next week.

Most frequent rank: Sup. Commander

This isn't changing any time soon, but I think it should be left in to show the rest of NG how POWERFUL we are...!

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Leaving the list this week: NintendoMadness

Bye ;_;

Promotions:

NEVR - Lt. General

ME! I didn't think I'd manage to get it by today, but somehow I pulled out a 70+ per day average over the past 2 days, so I got it comfortably by last night/ Good times. Will be a while until my next rank up though.

Other B/P Milestones:

Joshiwa - 15,000 Saves

Grats man

Top 5 Gainers:

lilhunter03 - 457
Mendou - 450
Joshiwa - 437
PenguinLink - 416
NEVR - 413

At the bottom, but I'm there. These are impressive gains, too, so I'm happy to be on the top 5 gainers again.

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (16), Mendou (6), lilhunter03 (3)

16? Shit...

Top 3 biggest average rises: NEVR (42.1+), Penguinlink (18.0+), lilhunter03 (12.3+)

OH YES, I'M BACK. I don't think I've ever been on this bit before, so huzzah for me!

Random word: Console

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No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 14 || [ 24913 ] || [ 437 ] || [ 62.4 ] || [ 09.5 - ] || Joshiwa, General

Machine

>>> 15 || [ 23951 ] || [ 273 ] || [ 39.0 ] || [ 01.0 - ] || Shanus, General

I want to pass you, but it's going to take a long time, if I ever manage it.

>>> 16 || [ 23581 ] || [ 104 ] || [ 14.9 ] || [ 05.9+ ] || bifgis, Lt. General

I've wanted to pass bifgis ever since I joined the EGB, when she was a Brigadier General and I was a Praporshchik. The gap between us then was 8,751 B/P, and it's now 2,058 B/P. I'll be documenting my gain on her every fortnight (or whenever Joshiwa does the roster) from now on, to see how I'm doing ;P

>>> 17 || [ 21523 ] || [ 413 ] || [ 59.0 ] || [ 42.1+ ] || NEVR, Lt. General

COOL

>>> 18 || [ 20229 ] || [ 009 ] || [ 01.3 ] || [ 00.2+ ] || Casualty, Brig. General
>>> 19 || [ 20221 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Sterockicy, Brig. General

Kinda left these guys behind. Looks like Stero has stopped completely now, and Casualty is normally getting around 10 B/P per week. No threat from them at the moment, but I'm keeping an eye on them nonetheless.

>>> 20 || [ 16744 ] || [ 180 ] || [ 25.7 ] || [ 25.3 - ] || aldlv, Major

Look behind you...

>>> 21 || [ 16143 ] || [ 450 ] || [ 64.4 ] || [ 00.4 - ] || Mendou, Major

Doing well, man. Keep it up and you'll have Colonel in no time, which I know you've been wanting for ages.

Thanks again for covering the roster for the past fortnight Josh. Seeing as I did the fortnight before, I think we're back to normal now, i.e., alternating weeks.

Great job this week everyone.

:::Salutes:::


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 14:48:44 Reply

At 7/1/08 12:41 PM, NEVR wrote:

Lt. General: 2 (4.9%)
General: 2 (4.9%)
Actually, bifgis has ranked to General, so it should be 1 Lt. General (me), and 3 Generals. Remind me to fix that for next week.

Yeah I didn't even notice that she did rank up, but oh well.

Everyone did a great job this week B/Ping.


Salutes:::

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 17:25:12 Reply

At 7/1/08 12:15 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

Thanks for the update.

Top 5 Gainers:

lilhunter03 - 457

Didn't expect to be first.

Mendou - 450
Joshiwa - 437
PenguinLink - 416
NEVR - 413

Congrats to the rest of you.

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 20 || [ 16744 ] || [ 180 ] || [ 25.7 ] || [ 25.3 - ] || aldlv, Major
>>> 21 || [ 16143 ] || [ 450 ] || [ 64.4 ] || [ 00.4 - ] || Mendou, Major
>>> 22 || [ 15472 ] || [ 457 ] || [ 65.3 ] || [ 12.3+ ] || lilhunter03, Captain

It will be a long time before I move a spot.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 17:34:11 Reply

At 7/1/08 05:25 PM, lilhunter03 wrote:
No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 20 || [ 16744 ] || [ 180 ] || [ 25.7 ] || [ 25.3 - ] || aldlv, Major
>>> 21 || [ 16143 ] || [ 450 ] || [ 64.4 ] || [ 00.4 - ] || Mendou, Major
>>> 22 || [ 15472 ] || [ 457 ] || [ 65.3 ] || [ 12.3+ ] || lilhunter03, Captain
It will be a long time before I move a spot.

yes... looks like... mendou won't go down...
so the next one you have to pass is... me

btw... where have you been all this time?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 17:42:47 Reply

At 7/1/08 05:34 PM, aldlv wrote:
btw... where have you been all this time?

I took a break for awhile.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 18:08:15 Reply

At 7/1/08 05:42 PM, lilhunter03 wrote:
At 7/1/08 05:34 PM, aldlv wrote:
btw... where have you been all this time?
I took a break for awhile.

Well I can speak for all of the barracks in that we are glad you are back, I can understand taking a break for a while. Plenty of people have burned themselves out early and never come back.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 18:21:05 Reply

Thank you Joshiwa for the Roster im still the same level. I got 10 b/p points yestersay ,alot for me. So why have NintendoMadness decided to leave?, its very sad i did not know him. On Clockday i look forward to very much. I dont remember how many points last year, but i hope to get alot this year.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 18:39:31 Reply

At 7/1/08 06:21 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Thank you Joshiwa for the Roster im still the same level.

Anytime ;)

So why have NintendoMadness decided to leave?

I don't know and I don't know of anyone who really knows exactly whats going on. I guess we can only speculate like NEVR said that he burned himself out.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 20:31:56 Reply

At 7/1/08 12:13 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, July 1st 2008

Thanks for the update!

Joshiwa's note:

As you may of noticed NEVR and I decided to take NintendoMadness off of the list do to his final post in the LUL saying that he was not returning to Newgrounds. I am saddened that he has left this site and the barracks, he will be missed.

Sad to hear, wish him all the best.

Now enjoy the update!

Yay.

The List

Top 5 Gainers:

lilhunter03 - 457
Mendou - 450
Joshiwa - 437
PenguinLink - 416
NEVR - 413

Congrats, you sick, sad Portal lovers. : P

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 01 || [ 61765 ] || [ 030 ] || [ 04.3 ] || [ 02.7 - ] || X-Naut, Sup. Commander

Still working my way up to you. But I'm gaining on you. : P

>>> 39 || [ 03393 ] || [ 080 ] || [ 11.4 ] || [ 09.3+ ] || Andrea364, Pvt. First Class
>>> 40 || [ 03281 ] || [ 196 ] || [ 28.0 ] || [ 10.4+ ] || TheNossinator, Pvt. First Class

I'm catching up. Hooray.

Thanks for the update!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 20:38:28 Reply

At 7/1/08 07:57 PM, Mendou wrote:
At 7/1/08 12:15 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Post #2 of 2

The List

Top 5 Gainers:


Mendou - 450
Joshiwa - 437
hahahaha, finally beat Joshiwa for once in terms of b/p weekly.

Just you wait till next update *shakes fist angrily* :P


Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (16), Mendou (6), lilhunter03 (3)
I don't think me or Joshiwa is ever going to leave this list.....

Seems like it huh.

Thanks for the update man.

Anytime.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 20:49:29 Reply

CAN I JOIN THIS SHIT???


It's time to kick bubble gum and chew ass..... and I'm all outta ass.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-01 20:52:34 Reply

At 7/1/08 08:49 PM, tehconcept wrote: CAN I JOIN THIS SHIT???

Sorry, you need to be a Private (2,500 B/P) to join this club. You may join the NGPD when you reach Portal Security (400 B/P) if you like.

Also you definitely wouldn't be allowed to join with that attitude.
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-02 04:16:51 Reply

At 7/1/08 08:52 PM, TheNossinator wrote:
At 7/1/08 08:49 PM, tehconcept wrote: CAN I JOIN THIS SHIT???
Sorry, you need to be a Private (2,500 B/P) to join this club. You may join the NGPD when you reach Portal Security (400 B/P) if you like.

Also you definitely wouldn't be allowed to join with that attitude.

LMAO awwww thats just funny, but this week is gonna suck at work bc its 4th o july and I'm not allowed to say where I work online, but I'll just say its a people job and I work like all week sigh.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-02 04:19:24 Reply

My favorite Independence Day activity is to put bottle rockets---the little cheap ones, not the big-ass ones---launch-side down in a beer bottle, and try to guess how many can explode before the bottle breaks.

Sometimes it's only one! Sometimes it takes like, three! Holy damn!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-02 04:33:06 Reply

Can I join? As a Trainee :]

I promise, I'm a good guy.
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-02 05:17:58 Reply

At 7/2/08 04:33 AM, iCurrie wrote: Can I join? As a Trainee :]

I promise, I'm a good guy.

To join the Barracks, you must be of Private rank or higher (2500+ B/P) and have an unbroken whistle to be considered. If you rank up to Security Guard, you can apply at the Newgrounds Police Department until you reach Private rank. Also, NGPD members of good standing can become "Guardsmen" during that time, becoming active in the Barracks before actually becoming official members.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-02 05:46:40 Reply

I woke up today and though I'd B/P a little, Blue Hippo still has nothing on me and never will, but then I start working and I see things like This still pass, and it just bounces me back to reality, that even on the internet, the bad guys get away with such shit. Sad.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-02 08:09:49 Reply

At 7/1/08 12:15 PM, Joshiwa wrote: >>> 06 || [ 43146 ] || [ 356 ] || [ 50.9 ] || [ 01.5 - ] || pwroftheseagoat, Sup. Commander
>>> 07 || [ 41627 ] || [ 302 ] || [ 43.1 ] || [ 03.8 - ] || Coop83, Sup. Commander

Still plugging away at the numbers. I think I can keep this sort of pace up and make a few more places in the top 300 :)

Thanks for the update, Josh. Nice work as always :)

At 7/2/08 05:46 AM, Phantom wrote: I woke up today and though I'd B/P a little, Blue Hippo still has nothing on me and never will, but then I start working and I see things like This still pass, and it just bounces me back to reality, that even on the internet, the bad guys get away with such shit. Sad.

You can't win the war with a defeatist attitude like that, Phantom. When we stand tall, we will beat the spam, that comes into the portal. No-one ever said that this fight would be an easy one to win, but if we don't stand up to the shite flash, there will be the one state of anarchy that allows a flash to pass judgement with a score of 5.00

Until that day does, there is still some shread of morality in the users of this site. I will not let it be extinguished as long as I draw breath. Look at yourselves and think "Have I given this flash movie the score it deserves?"


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-02 13:54:20 Reply

I'll divide my posts in two: this one and the quoting one. =P

At 7/1/08 12:13 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, July 1st 2008

Thanks for the update, Joshiwa! Sorry for not replying yesterday...

Joshiwa's note:

As you may of noticed NEVR and I decided to take NintendoMadness off of the list do to his final post in the LUL saying that he was not returning to Newgrounds. I am saddened that he has left this site and the barracks, he will be missed.

I'm saddened too. I liked him, but that post was surprising. I mean, he never mentioned before having to leave us due to other things. Also, I think it was too drastic saying that it was his last post on Newgrounds, saying that he would never come back. I think he might come back someday, when he sort things out.

Now enjoy the update!

Will do, sir!

EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 889,091 B/P
Average B/P per member: 21,685 B/P
Average EGB rank: Lt. General

Hey, we levelled up!

I mean, the average rank was Brigadier General before this update.

Anyone took a screen-shot? =P

Total B/P gain this week: 4,897 (096.0 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 4,126 (096.7 B/P per member)
Difference: +771 B/P since last week

Uhh, something is wrong here. How come we got more points than last week's standings but had a lower B/P pace per member? O_o

Leaving the list this week: NintendoMadness

:,(

Promotions:

NEVR - Lt. General

Back to action with a new rank! Congrats!

Other B/P Milestones:

Joshiwa - 15,000 Saves

Nice one. I don't even have 15,000 B/P... =(

At 7/1/08 12:15 PM, Joshiwa wrote: The List

Top 5 Gainers:

lilhunter03 - 457
Mendou - 450
Joshiwa - 437
PenguinLink - 416
NEVR - 413

400+?

... I think I won't be here in a long time...

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (16), Mendou (6), lilhunter03 (3)

16 and counting.

Top 3 biggest average rises: NEVR (42.1+), Penguinlink (18.0+), lilhunter03 (12.3+)

Welcome back to the B/P world! =P

Random word: Console

Uhhh... Is this a reference to NintendoMadness?

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]
>>> 20 || [ 16744 ] || [ 180 ] || [ 25.7 ] || [ 25.3 - ] || aldlv, Major
>>> 21 || [ 16143 ] || [ 450 ] || [ 64.4 ] || [ 00.4 - ] || Mendou, Major
>>> 22 || [ 15472 ] || [ 457 ] || [ 65.3 ] || [ 12.3+ ] || lilhunter03, Captain

aldlv's position is menaced by the two top gainers! Oh-noes...

>>> 24 || [ 10499 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 04.3 - ] || DarkSoldier, Sgt. Major

Another mistake here: I swear I passed him a few days ago!

>>> 25 || [ 10701 ] || [ 284 ] || [ 40.6 ] || [ 06.6+ ] || Sir-Nuts, Sgt. Major

Not bad, 40 a day. I think my pace will drop, because my brother is on his break from university, so he stays all nights (well, most of them) in front of the computer.

However, in a couple of weeks I'll have my 2-week break from school. Yeah, while the upper part of the Ecuador is on Summer, the South part is on Winter. And we only have a mini-break on Winter. Oh well...

Post 2 coming...

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At 7/2/08 01:54 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:
Total B/P gain this week: 4,897 (096.0 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 4,126 (096.7 B/P per member)
Difference: +771 B/P since last week
Uhh, something is wrong here. How come we got more points than last week's standings but had a lower B/P pace per member? O_o

I just forgot to change that part. I will alert NEVR to make the proper changes.

Joshiwa - 15,000 Saves
Nice one. I don't even have 15,000 B/P... =(

One day soldier :)

>>> 24 || [ 10499 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 04.3 - ] || DarkSoldier, Sgt. Major
Another mistake here: I swear I passed him a few days ago!

JUST POINT OUT ALL MY ERRORS. /life

:P


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...and it's here!

At 6/30/08 08:34 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: I cant wait for Clockday i mad about Clocks. I cant belive its only about 5 or 6 weeks. intil then. Its almos a year ago where does the time past. I loved last year i wonder if Rupeeclock will submit, or Strawberryclock himself.

I'm not a big fan of the Clock Crew, mostly because of it's recent members and submissions. But the original clocks are pretty good. And I'm almost sure RupeeClock will submit something, he did it last year, why not doing it this year again? Although I doubt StrawberryClock...

And yesterday I discovered I'll have to go somewhere on Clock Day! NOOOO! It'll be the "birthday" of the place where I study english, so it's most likely that I'll have to go there. I own that place a lot, if I didn't know about it then probably I wouldn't be here typing everything... in English! =)

At 6/30/08 10:14 PM, NEVR wrote: Just earned my second General's star, which now makes me a Lieutenant General! Still have a long way to go until I catch bifgis, who is currently directly above me on the roster, and I have an even longer way to go until I reach the final rank... but I'm getting there.

Congratulations again! I'm pretty close to my next rank, Praporshchik (still find it hard to spell =P).

Tradition:

That isn't the tradition! The tradition is to take a screen-shot of the exact moment when you got your badge!

But that's still a good alternative. =)

At 6/30/08 10:17 PM, lilhunter03 wrote: Congrats. I should get my next badge tomorrow.

Hey there! try posting here more often, dude.

At 6/30/08 10:37 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 6/30/08 04:32 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: I'll search for it again, but only later.
Do as you please dear sir :)

Found it! I guess I overlooked that link when I first searched.

At 6/30/08 10:46 PM, aldlv wrote: PortalGuard is...
... well.. i'm not sure... I haven't tried it...
but it sounds awesome XD

It is a nice program, Casualty is an excellent programmer (even with some Runtime 9 errors).

Try it, I recommend it. =)

At 7/1/08 04:37 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Clock Day. Just the name of that event makes me shudder. Never has there been a day of such insane spamming.

I know. Blank screens passing, everything blue... >=(

Last year I was intending to do the 24-hour run, like I did in 2006, but the sheer level of utter, utter shit passing made me lose any desire to sacrifice my mental sanity and I quit about halfway through. Clock Day is a day when one frame shit passes, and not just from popular/prolific authors...but fucking anyone. Bah.

And not to mention all the alts, the movies that should be flagged and, yet, they pass... >=O

dsgfsdgsdfgsf

fsdafsfsasdfas

At 7/1/08 09:06 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 7/1/08 04:37 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Clock Day. Just the name of that event makes me shudder. Never has there been a day of such insane spamming.
I will get a Blam this year!

I'll get one too! Considering that last year I got a number around... 0?

Last year I was intending to do the 24-hour run, like I did in 2006, but the sheer level of utter, utter shit passing made me lose any desire to sacrifice my mental sanity and I quit about halfway through. Clock Day is a day when one frame shit passes, and not just from popular/prolific authors...but fucking anyone. Bah.
I'll probably get as many as 18 hours out of it. Then I'll repeat the process on Saturday as well, because there's always stragglers.

I'll go as far as I can on it, specially during the night. I have school in the morning and in the evening I'll have my English school's birthday.

At 7/2/08 05:46 AM, Phantom wrote: I woke up today and though I'd B/P a little, Blue Hippo still has nothing on me and never will, but then I start working and I see things like This still pass, and it just bounces me back to reality, that even on the internet, the bad guys get away with such shit. Sad.

Yeah, that really sucks. And what I don't understand it: how does it pass? I mean, they don't have 200 guys to vote on it... And someone has to be very stupid to vote 2+ on something like that. =/

At 7/2/08 08:09 AM, Coop83 wrote: You can't win the war with a defeatist attitude like that, Phantom. When we stand tall, we will beat the spam, that comes into the portal. No-one ever said that this fight would be an easy one to win, but if we don't stand up to the shite flash, there will be the one state of anarchy that allows a flash to pass judgement with a score of 5.00

We are doing what we can, but we aren't enough to stop all the spam. I'm trying my best to rank up and get a better voting power, therefore I'll have more power against them. But we will stop all of them, someday!

And I think I never said "therefore" before in my entire life! =0
At 7/2/08 02:14 PM, Joshiwa wrote:
At 7/2/08 01:54 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:
Total B/P gain this week: 4,897 (096.0 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 4,126 (096.7 B/P per member)
Difference: +771 B/P since last week
Uhh, something is wrong here. How come we got more points than last week's standings but had a lower B/P pace per member? O_o
I just forgot to change that part. I will alert NEVR to make the proper changes.

Okie-dokie!

Joshiwa - 15,000 Saves
Nice one. I don't even have 15,000 B/P... =(
One day soldier :)

Who knows... 30,000 B/P... ahhh...

>>> 24 || [ 10499 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 04.3 - ] || DarkSoldier, Sgt. Major
Another mistake here: I swear I passed him a few days ago!
JUST POINT OUT ALL MY ERRORS. /life

=0

P

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I went down one rank! From #381 to #382! NOOOO!

Gotta B/P MOAR!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-02 15:11:35 Reply

Hey all. Well, I have been looking to join some club(s) here on NG and this place has really interested me for a while now. I've never been a member here in the past, so I'd like to know, what is the main focus of the EGB? All's I know if you have to have a Private rank or higher to join. :P
If someone could give me a quick overview of the kind of stuff that goes on here and what this presumably good organization is about, I'd love to join!
(That is if that's okay with you guys, of course!) :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-02 15:36:24 Reply

At 7/2/08 03:11 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: Hey all.

Barracks FAQ (basic)
Barracks FAQ (advanced - 1)
Barracks FAQ (advanced - 2)

The EGB Manifesto

Should be more than enough for you to get to grips with who we are and what we do. If you decide you'd like to apply after reading all that, then we'll explain the recruitment process to you.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-02 15:59:44 Reply

At 7/2/08 03:36 PM, NEVR wrote:
Should be more than enough for you to get to grips with who we are and what we do. If you decide you'd like to apply after reading all that, then we'll explain the recruitment process to you.

Wow. I read through it all and I must say, by the looks of it you guys do some pretty good stuff here. I would love to apply to join.

Thanks a lot for the help, NEVR.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-02 16:12:06 Reply

At 7/2/08 03:59 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: Wow. I read through it all and I must say, by the looks of it you guys do some pretty good stuff here. I would love to apply to join.

OK, the recruitment procedure is simple: we put you on standby for a period of approximately 24 hours, during which time we'll discuss your suitability for membership and take a vote. The final decision is usually left down to the recruitment officer (SlashFirestorm), but can in some cases go to the Chief Barracks Officer (EagleRock) - but the vote plays a heavy role in the final decision.

After the standby period, you'll be notified of our decision, and if you're approved, then you'll be welcomed into the Barracks.

I'll send a PM off to Slash now, so that he can start the process ASAP.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-02 17:53:59 Reply

Hey, I'm now a Private. But since my whistle is garbage, I can't officially join. But I can still talk in the club and be part of conversations, right?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-02 18:00:33 Reply

At 7/2/08 05:53 PM, jew193 wrote: Hey, I'm now a Private. But since my whistle is garbage, I can't officially join. But I can still talk in the club and be part of conversations, right?

Yes, NGPD and ex-NGPD members are welcome to post in here. Still, if you wish to join, try to fix your whistle as soon as possible. Also, as you're not actually a member at this point in time, it's probably best that you don't post in here excessively for the time being... but there's no harm in you lurking and making the odd couple of posts.


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My computer broke and so I'm using my Wii :(

I hope my computer will be fixed soon but until then I will try my best to post here.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-02 20:12:12 Reply

Thanks so Sir-Nuts i felt like that a few months ago with the spammy, ph33r which i left some reviews.Silly really as if they get removed, i lose my reviews. Look at RadioTubeClock he submitted a brilliant one called LoveShack. I dont get what happend to RuppeClock how come hes not part of EGB?, he like really high a supreme commander i think last time i checked. I heard some people call him a statwhore ,which i think very unfair. Hes not part of the CC anymore is he.


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