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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-26 22:24:53 Reply

At 5/26/08 07:50 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Got beaten. As my profile says: you snooze, you lose.

Oh wait, MY PROFILE IS WRONG! It says loose, not lose!
Damn, it has been like that for almost a year... =P

I was going to point that out to you, but I didn't have anything else to say at the time, and I thought a news post comment JUST to correct your spelling was a bit pedantic.

Also, this week I said I'd become less active... Yeah, this was postponed. I'll wait one more week until my grades come out to see if I'll have to study hard.

if your grades are good with minimal effort, more NG times? FUNS.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-27 09:06:16 Reply

Barracks roster - Tuesday, May 27th 2008

Post #1 of 2
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NEVR's note:

Welcome to the new 2-part roster! There's a couple of new things here, but there's still plenty of room for more if you guys have suggestions for new features you'd like to see. Even though it may not look it, it's been a fair amount of work putting together the extra pieces for this new roster.

Look it over, see what you think, and feel free to post any questions/comments, and I'll do my best to answer them all.

Enjoy!

PS. My apologies to Guardsmen, but I've been unable to find the file in which I had your stats pulled from last week, so I haven't included you on this week's roster. I pulled your stats this week though and added them to my main roster database, which I'll hand over to Joshiwa later this week for his update. Bear with me.
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EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 865,016 B/P
Average B/P per member: 20,595 B/P
Average EGB rank: Brig. General

Total B/P gain this week: 4,595 (109.4 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 4,877 (116.1 B/P per member)
Difference: -282 B/P

Rank distributions:

Private: 2 (4.8%)
Pvt. First Class: 3 (7.1%)
Corporal: 3 (7.1%)
Sergeant: 1 (2.4%)
Staff Sergeant: 0 (0%)
Master Sergeant: 4 (9.5%)
Sgt. First Class: 5 (11.9%)
Sgt. Major: 1 (2.4%)
Praporshchik: 0 (0%)
Lieutenant: 1 (2.4%)
Captain: 2 (4.8%)
Major: 1 (2.4%)
Colonel: 0 (0%)
Brig. General: 3 (7.1%)
Lt. General: 3 (7.1%)
General: 0 (0%)
Commander: 0 (0%)
Sup. Commander: 13 (31%)

Most frequent rank: Sup. Commander
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Member Statistics

New to the list this week: None
Leaving the list this week: None
Returning to the list this week: None

Promotions:

aldlv - Major
Mendou - Captain

Other B/P Milestones:

Coop83 - 40,000 B/P
ever-vigilant - 13,000 B/P; Top #300 in B/P

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The List

Top 5 Gainers:

Joshiwa - 408
Mendou - 371
aldlv - 361
EagleRock - 334
Shanus - 332

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (11), EagleRock (2)
Top 3 biggest average rises: Mendou (15.6+), Joshiwa (14.0+), aldlv (11.2+)
Random word: Flagrant
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All EGB members/guardsmen & Personal B/P statistics

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 01 || [ 61585 ] || [ 052 ] || [ 07.4 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || X-Naut, Sup. Commander
>>> 02 || [ 59482 ] || [ 058 ] || [ 08.3 ] || [ 08.3 - ] || BlueHippo, Sup. Commander
>>> 03 || [ 58588 ] || [ 018 ] || [ 02.6 ] || [ 01.3+ ] || Phantom, Sup. Commander
>>> 04 || [ 55422 ] || [ 180 ] || [ 25.7 ] || [ 02.7+ ] || Seamonky, Sup. Commander
>>> 05 || [ 45642 ] || [ 085 ] || [ 12.1 ] || [ 38.5 - ] || Sentio, Sup. Commander
>>> 06 || [ 41510 ] || [ 304 ] || [ 43.4 ] || [ 10.1+ ] || pwroftheseagoat, Sup. Commander
>>> 07 || [ 40142 ] || [ 323 ] || [ 46.1 ] || [ 03.7+ ] || Coop83, Sup. Commander
>>> 08 || [ 37180 ] || [ 334 ] || [ 47.7 ] || [ 07.7 - ] || EagleRock, Sup. Commander
>>> 09 || [ 34143 ] || [ 003 ] || [ 00.4 ] || [ 00.4+ ] || SlashFirestorm, Sup. Commander
>>> 10 || [ 34027 ] || [ 098 ] || [ 14.0 ] || [ 03.9 - ] || PenguinLink, Sup. Commander
>>> 11 || [ 33185 ] || [ 229 ] || [ 32.7 ] || [ 10.8+ ] || Idiot-Finder, Sup. Commander
>>> 12 || [ 30306 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 02.4 - ] || Hemlok, Sup. Commander +1
>>> 13 || [ 30000 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || life, Sup. Commander -1
>>> 14 || [ 23235 ] || [ 039 ] || [ 05.6 ] || [ 02.1 - ] || bifgis, Lt. General
>>> 15 || [ 22675 ] || [ 408 ] || [ 58.3 ] || [ 14.0+ ] || Joshiwa, Lt. General +1
>>> 16 || [ 22310 ] || [ 332 ] || [ 47.4 ] || [ 11.2+ ] || Shanus, Lt. General -1
>>> 17 || [ 20617 ] || [ 238 ] || [ 34.0 ] || [ 11.2 - ] || NEVR, Brig. General
>>> 18 || [ 20190 ] || [ 018 ] || [ 02.6 ] || [ 00.1 - ] || Casualty, Brig. General
>>> 19 || [ 20174 ] || [ 010 ] || [ 01.4 ] || [ 01.9 - ] || Sterockicy, Brig. General
>>> 20 || [ 15590 ] || [ 361 ] || [ 51.6 ] || [ 15.6+ ] || aldlv, Major
>>> 21 || [ 14158 ] || [ 002 ] || [ 00.3 ] || [ 02.0 - ] || lilhunter03, Captain
>>> 22 || [ 14006 ] || [ 371 ] || [ 53.0 ] || [ 15.6+ ] || Mendou, Captain
>>> 23 || [ 13050 ] || [ 080 ] || [ 11.4 ] || [ 07.0 - ] || ever-vigilant, Lieutenant
>>> 24 || [ 10298 ] || [ 015 ] || [ 02.1 ] || [ 05.9 - ] || DarkSoldier, Sgt. Major
>>> 25 || [ 09223 ] || [ 223 ] || [ 31.9 ] || [ 02.6+ ] || Sir-Nuts, Sgt. First Class
>>> 27 || [ 08801 ] || [ 331 ] || [ 47.3 ] || [ 11.4 - ] || FBIpolux, Sgt. First Class +1
>>> 26 || [ 08769 ] || [ 015 ] || [ 02.1 ] || [ 03.2 - ] || PantyWipe, Sgt. First Class -1
>>> 28 || [ 08296 ] || [ 132 ] || [ 18.9 ] || [ 03.8+ ] || AnalPenguinFarming, Sgt. First Class
>>> 29 || [ 08131 ] || [ 020 ] || [ 02.9 ] || [ 01.1 - ] || Lotus, Sgt. First Class
>>> 30 || [ 07797 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Peregrinus, Master Sergeant
>>> 31 || [ 07498 ] || [ 001 ] || [ 00.1 ] || [ 01.3 - ] || RSQViper, Master Sergeant
>>> 32 || [ 07232 ] || [ 001 ] || [ 00.1 ] || [ 01.9 - ] || UnfathomableSin, Master Sergeant
>>> 33 || [ 07079 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Grammer, Master Sergeant
>>> 34 || [ 05053 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || HeavenDuff, Sergeant
>>> 35 || [ 04999 ] || [ 195 ] || [ 27.9 ] || [ 22.1 - ] || Pinoyguy75, Corporal
>>> 36 || [ 04771 ] || [ 002 ] || [ 00.3 ] || [ 02.6 - ] || TheThing, Corporal
>>> 37 || [ 04194 ] || [ 071 ] || [ 10.1 ] || [ 05.5+ ] || phantomlassuk, Corporal
>>> 38 || [ 03676 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || I-Love-Caitlyn, Pvt. First Class
>>> 39 || [ 03130 ] || [ 012 ] || [ 01.7 ] || [ 00.2 - ] || Andrea364, Pvt. First Class
>>> 40 || [ 03117 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || NintendoMadness, Pvt. First Class
>>> 41 || [ 02846 ] || [ 034 ] || [ 04.9 ] || [ 04.8 - ] || TheNossinator, Private
>>> 42 || [ 02688 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 01.9 - ] || soulknight96, Private
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-27 09:46:31 Reply

At 5/27/08 09:06 AM, NEVR wrote: NEVR's note:

Welcome to the new 2-part roster!

The new roster looks SICK! I hope you have plenty of time to do that every week! Because that looks awesome! I love the distribution scale, it makes everything look professional and...stuff. Great work with the improvement of the new list.

Minor Update for the NGDD:
I'm may be losing two Department Heads this week. BBS and Portal Department, which are two of my most active Departments in the NGDD. The BBS Department Head, DarkSoldier, is also the Deputy Commander, which makes this 3 major blows to the NGDD at once. Not a very good time for me right now because it means I have to be extra-active to pick up the slack.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-27 10:30:10 Reply

At 5/27/08 09:06 AM, NEVR wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, May 27th 2008

Thanks for the new update, it looks amazing!!!!!

Top 5 Gainers:

Joshiwa - 408
Mendou - 371
aldlv - 361
EagleRock - 334
Shanus - 332

Congrats guys! Wow I am actually the top gainer this week thanks to Lock Day. The only reason I stayed on all day was because Shanus stayed on. Couldn't let ya beat me :P. But that was probably a one time deal.


Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (11), EagleRock (2)

Congrats Eagle!!

Top 3 biggest average rises: Mendou (15.6+), Joshiwa (14.0+), aldlv (11.2+)

I think this is the first time I have ever been on this list.

>>> 15 || [ 22675 ] || [ 408 ] || [ 58.3 ] || [ 14.0+ ] || Joshiwa, Lt. General
>>> 16 || [ 22310 ] || [ 332 ] || [ 47.4 ] || [ 11.2+ ] || Shanus, Lt. Genera

Not bad, but looks like I am going to have to keep it up for a while, or maybe not. If he passes me well then he just does but I am staying at my own pace for now on.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-27 15:06:32 Reply

At 5/26/08 10:24 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 5/26/08 07:50 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Got beaten. As my profile says: you snooze, you lose.

Oh wait, MY PROFILE IS WRONG! It says loose, not lose!
Damn, it has been like that for almost a year... =P
I was going to point that out to you, but I didn't have anything else to say at the time, and I thought a news post comment JUST to correct your spelling was a bit pedantic.

It wouldn't look bad, in my opinion. I thought I had already corrected it a few months ago, but maybe I forgot to click "Save changes". Well, it doesn't matter anymore, now it's fixed...

*checks profile*

Yeah, it is fixed.

Also, this week I said I'd become less active... Yeah, this was postponed. I'll wait one more week until my grades come out to see if I'll have to study hard.
if your grades are good with minimal effort, more NG times? FUNS.

Oh yeah! Remember I mentioned a big test once? Well the results came out and I was the first, not only in my class, but in the entire school! I'll gain a 1.2 "bonus" in the final grade of each subject . And the maximum is 10. So I guess no hard studies this time. =)

At 5/27/08 09:06 AM, NEVR wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, May 27th 2008

Thanks for the major 2-paged update, NEVR!

NEVR's note:

Welcome to the new 2-part roster! There's a couple of new things here, but there's still plenty of room for more if you guys have suggestions for new features you'd like to see. Even though it may not look it, it's been a fair amount of work putting together the extra pieces for this new roster.

It looks awesome! I loved the new additions, now no more compressed rosters! Great job NEVR!

Enjoy!

Will do, sir!

EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 865,016 B/P

Wow, that's huge! Considering we have 23 members in the top 300...

Average EGB rank: Brig. General

I didn't get this part... Could you explain it to me?

Total B/P gain this week: 4,595 (109.4 B/P per member)

Just because of inactive Portal members... Come on everybody! Back to the Portal!

Rank distributions:
Sgt. First Class: 5 (11.9%)

Looks like I'm in a "common" rank here...

Sgt. Major: 1 (2.4%)

... but I'll be here soon.

Most frequent rank: Sup. Commander

That's good! Very good, actually.

Promotions:

aldlv - Major
Mendou - Captain

Congratulations!

Other B/P Milestones:

Coop83 - 40,000 B/P
ever-vigilant - 13,000 B/P; Top #300 in B/P

More congrats! Our 23rd member to reach the top 300.

<End of post #1>

And now onto part two!

At 5/27/08 09:07 AM, NEVR wrote: Post #2 of 2

More things to write, here I go!

The List

Top 5 Gainers:

Joshiwa - 408
Mendou - 371
aldlv - 361
EagleRock - 334
Shanus - 332

Good to see Joshiwa back on the throne. Also aldlv and Shanus are back, watch out.

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (11), EagleRock (2)

Looks like Joshiwa's streak won't be broken soon.

Top 3 biggest average rises: Mendou (15.6+), Joshiwa (14.0+), aldlv (11.2+)

And they're all ahead of me...

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]
>>> 24 || [ 10298 ] || [ 015 ] || [ 02.1 ] || [ 05.9 - ] || DarkSoldier, Sgt. Major
>>> 25 || [ 09223 ] || [ 223 ] || [ 31.9 ] || [ 02.6+ ] || Sir-Nuts, Sgt. First Class
>>> 27 || [ 08801 ] || [ 331 ] || [ 47.3 ] || [ 11.4 - ] || FBIpolux, Sgt. First Class +1

Almost 1000 B/P away from Dark Soldier, better watch out!

Also FBIpolux is climbing more and more... uh oh...

Once again, thanks for the update, NEVR!

Also, is this stolen from here? The stolen one doesn't load, so I haven't flagged it. Your thoughts?

*Salutes*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-27 15:41:56 Reply

At 5/27/08 09:07 AM, NEVR wrote:

Looking very nice, glad to see you took everyone's ideas on board. Great job :D

Top 5 Gainers:
Joshiwa - 408
Mendou - 371
aldlv - 361
EagleRock - 334
Shanus - 332

Oh looky here :P
Grats to everyone else too

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (11), EagleRock (2)

Perhaps I'll make it onto the machine list next week :D

Top 3 biggest average rises: Mendou (15.6+), Joshiwa (14.0+), aldlv (11.2+)

Grats to all, damn Joshiwa geting more this week :P

Random word: Flagrant

Random Response: Affluent

>>> 15 || [ 22675 ] || [ 408 ] || [ 58.3 ] || [ 14.0+ ] || Joshiwa, Lt. General +1
>>> 16 || [ 22310 ] || [ 332 ] || [ 47.4 ] || [ 11.2+ ] || Shanus, Lt. General -1
>>> 17 || [ 20617 ] || [ 238 ] || [ 34.0 ] || [ 11.2 - ] || NEVR, Brig. General

Oh it very much is so on :P

At 5/27/08 10:30 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Congrats guys! Wow I am actually the top gainer this week thanks to Lock Day. The only reason I stayed on all day was because Shanus stayed on. Couldn't let ya beat me :P. But that was probably a one time deal.

Haha, damn me. But yeah I stayed on for a long time,cause of summer. And it will remain this way for a while :P

Not bad, but looks like I am going to have to keep it up for a while, or maybe not. If he passes me well then he just does but I am staying at my own pace for now on.

We'll just have to see what time deals us, nice to have some competition :D

At 5/27/08 03:06 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Good to see Joshiwa back on the throne. Also aldlv and Shanus are back, watch out.

Damn straight, but it was onlycause of yesterday, hopefully I'll keep a steady pace up for a while, grats to aldlv too :D

*SALUTES*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-27 15:47:27 Reply

At 5/27/08 03:06 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:
Average EGB rank: Brig. General
I didn't get this part... Could you explain it to me?

The total B/P from the whole of the EGB divided by the number for members equals 20,595 B/P, which, held by an individual member, would put them at the rank of Brigadier General. Therefore Brigadier General is the average rank in the EGB right now.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-27 17:27:23 Reply

At 5/27/08 09:06 AM, NEVR wrote: Welcome to the new 2-part roster!

Time to reupdate that roster because some just got a promotion. Oh yeah... Sergeant Pinoyguy75 checking in! LoL well it look like I have to be trained once again for my old job before I can go back to work so it look like I have another week to b/p in the portal. But I did get a raise!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-27 17:55:20 Reply

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 1528 Not sure if this is stolen but look at his comments


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-27 18:44:08 Reply

Sir another stolen one his says its not his videohttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal/vi ew/441540


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-27 18:52:58 Reply

Sir this is hateful to jewish peoplehttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal/v iew/441542 he says a hateful thing its digusting!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-27 19:04:57 Reply

At 5/27/08 03:06 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Also FBIpolux is climbing more and more... uh oh...

I would have passed you if I wasn't working 40 hours a day now :(

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At 5/27/08 09:06 AM, NEVR wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, May 27th 2008

The new roster looks great! Thanks.

I'm pretty freaking upset though, I b/ped my ass off over the weekend and was sure that I'd come out ahead of Coop!! Two days with over 100 b/p gained each is no small feat these days. Yet here it is, a big slap to the face and knocked back to reality.

>>> 05 || [ 45642 ] || [ 085 ] || [ 12.1 ] || [ 38.5 - ] || Sentio, Sup. Commander
>>> 06 || [ 41510 ] || [ 304 ] || [ 43.4 ] || [ 10.1+ ] || pwroftheseagoat, Sup. Commander
>>> 07 || [ 40142 ] || [ 323 ] || [ 46.1 ] || [ 03.7+ ] || Coop83, Sup. Commander
>>> 08 || [ 37180 ] || [ 334 ] || [ 47.7 ] || [ 07.7 - ] || EagleRock, Sup. Commander

And look how the Eagle flys, two weeks being a top gainer too! You guys can slow down now starting to worry me a little.

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At 5/27/08 09:06 AM, NEVR wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, May 27th 2008

Thanks again! You guys always do such a great job with these rosters, and I thank yoU!

Welcome to the new 2-part roster! There's a couple of new things here, but there's still plenty of room for more if you guys have suggestions for new features you'd like to see. Even though it may not look it, it's been a fair amount of work putting together the extra pieces for this new roster.

Look it over, see what you think, and feel free to post any questions/comments, and I'll do my best to answer them all.

Enjoy!

That was a common trait with all of the relations officers...never satisfied with their work, and always chasing perfection. :-)

PS. My apologies to Guardsmen, but I've been unable to find the file in which I had your stats pulled from last week, so I haven't included you on this week's roster. I pulled your stats this week though and added them to my main roster database, which I'll hand over to Joshiwa later this week for his update. Bear with me.

No big deal! There's always next time!

EGB Statistical analysis

I love these little stats that really add that cute little punch to the mix. Kudos!

Sup. Commander: 13 (31%)

Jeez...I didn't realize almost a third of us were EGSC's...

aldlv - Major
Mendou - Captain
Coop83 - 40,000 B/P
ever-vigilant - 13,000 B/P; Top #300 in B/P

Grats to your achievements, guys!

Joshiwa - 408
Mendou - 371
aldlv - 361
EagleRock - 334
Shanus - 332

I'm still up there!

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (11), EagleRock (2)

Nice! I hope to be repeat offending much!

Random word: Flagrant

Flagrant what? Homosexuality?

>>> 06 || [ 41510 ] || [ 304 ] || [ 43.4 ] || [ 10.1+ ] || pwroftheseagoat, Sup. Commander
>>> 07 || [ 40142 ] || [ 323 ] || [ 46.1 ] || [ 03.7+ ] || Coop83, Sup. Commander
>>> 08 || [ 37180 ] || [ 334 ] || [ 47.7 ] || [ 07.7 - ] || EagleRock, Sup. Commander

I can see passing you guys will be an uphill battle...

At 5/27/08 10:30 AM, Joshiwa wrote:
Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (11), EagleRock (2)
Congrats Eagle!!

Thanks! Keep up that streak yourself!

At 5/27/08 08:49 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote:
>>> 05 || [ 45642 ] || [ 085 ] || [ 12.1 ] || [ 38.5 - ] || Sentio, Sup. Commander
>>> 06 || [ 41510 ] || [ 304 ] || [ 43.4 ] || [ 10.1+ ] || pwroftheseagoat, Sup. Commander
>>> 07 || [ 40142 ] || [ 323 ] || [ 46.1 ] || [ 03.7+ ] || Coop83, Sup. Commander
>>> 08 || [ 37180 ] || [ 334 ] || [ 47.7 ] || [ 07.7 - ] || EagleRock, Sup. Commander
And look how the Eagle flys, two weeks being a top gainer too! You guys can slow down now starting to worry me a little.

HAH. I still got it!

Well, not much else to report. We're still at DEFCON 3, and I'm still working on the servers. Got the battery backup installed and am configuring it tonight. When I'm done, it looks like my router and my server will have 30 minutes of uptime in a power outage! Plus, it'll automatically shut down if the battery goes down, and it'll auto-restart once the power returns! I'm getting serious here... More updates to come.


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Boredom...courting eccentric women...stuff.

What about the podcast?

Shit, it's late, back to work.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-28 04:30:41 Reply

Thanks for the awesome new roster, NEVR.

Wow, I really need to get my Portal self back into shape.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-28 06:11:35 Reply

OK, so I was very, very tired yesterday, which is why I only answered one question about the roster. I've had a good night's sleep now though, so I'm gonna go ahead and reply to everyone's comments on it like I said I'd do.

At 5/27/08 09:46 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: The new roster looks SICK! I hope you have plenty of time to do that every week! Because that looks awesome!

Heh, thanks. It shouldn't be a problem getting this done every week - there's only a few additional calculations to do to maintain the new features. The main challenge was actually getting the entire EGB's grand total B/P, and things of that nature. Massive figures... nearly 1 million B/P altogether.

A little trivia for y'all - the 13 Supreme Commanders alone make up over 560,000 B/P of the total 865,000.

I love the distribution scale, it makes everything look professional and...stuff. Great work with the improvement of the new list.

The distribution scale is something I'm hoping to expand upon in future. I might even attach a graph or something to the first post of the roster.

At 5/27/08 10:30 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Thanks for the new update, it looks amazing!!!!!

Thanks man, glad you like it, cos you'll be doing it next ;)

At 5/27/08 03:06 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Thanks for the major 2-paged update, NEVR!

You're welcome.

At 5/27/08 03:41 PM, Shanus wrote: Looking very nice, glad to see you took everyone's ideas on board. Great job :D

Yeah, I tried to get as many ideas on there as possible without making it too much work to keep updated on a regular basis. Most of the ideas I left out were good, but would have added a lot of time onto the updates each week.

At 5/27/08 05:27 PM, Pinoyguy75 wrote: Time to reupdate that roster because some just got a promotion. Oh yeah... Sergeant Pinoyguy75 checking in!

Heh, I cringed when I saw your total B/P was 4,999 for the week. I'd already pulled everyone's B/P for the week, though, so ah well. At least you'll be listed next week on the promotions list. ;)

At 5/27/08 08:49 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote: The new roster looks great! Thanks.

Glad you like it man.

And look how the Eagle flys, two weeks being a top gainer too! You guys can slow down now starting to worry me a little.

Heh, the Eagle flies, the Sea Goat swims, and the Coop... cruises? Hmm.

At 5/27/08 08:59 PM, EagleRock wrote: Thanks again! You guys always do such a great job with these rosters, and I thank yoU!

Happy to do it :)

That was a common trait with all of the relations officers...never satisfied with their work, and always chasing perfection. :-)

You mean records officers? But yeah... I always notice one or two little mistakes that I've made. I've yet to do a perfect roster without ANY tiny mistakes, so when that does happen, I'll be partying.

No big deal! There's always next time!

Indeed, that's what I thought too. Better for them to miss one more week and have an accurate gain.

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I love these little stats that really add that cute little punch to the mix. Kudos!

Glad you like them - I thought they were quite interesting too. Nice to see where the EGB is. I still couldn't believe that all of us together are coming close to 1 million B/P points. That's a lotta points.

Jeez...I didn't realize almost a third of us were EGSC's...

Like I said to APF, you guys make up over 560,000 B/P by yourselves. Crazy much?

Flagrant what? Homosexuality?

More like... the roster this week was flagrantly brilliant :P

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At 5/28/08 04:30 AM, TheNossinator wrote: Thanks for the awesome new roster, NEVR.

Pleasure as always.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-28 15:59:04 Reply

Slow day in the barracks, and I haven't been online, had stuff to sort out in town so B/P will be low today, around 60 or something :P

But it'll all depend on the portal I suppose. Anyway just thought I'd post to keep some liveliness going. Anyways back to the portal

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At 5/27/08 09:06 AM, NEVR wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, May 27th 2008

ohh... i think it looks amazing
was an awesome work man, I really like it

EGB Total B/P: 865,016 B/P

nice number...

Average B/P per member: 20,595 B/P

ohh... I'm too low...

Average EGB rank: Brig. General

yep.. I'm low...

Rank distributions:

ohh this part was interesting... 13 EGSC...
mmmm... I insist, I'm low... XD

Most frequent rank: Sup. Commander

well... this is kind of obvious...

aldlv - 361

361... not bad at all... and I'm back to the top Gainers... too bad it won't continue like that

so... was awesome Nevr... nice job


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At 5/27/08 03:47 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 5/27/08 03:06 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:
Average EGB rank: Brig. General
I didn't get this part... Could you explain it to me?
The total B/P from the whole of the EGB divided by the number for members equals 20,595 B/P, which, held by an individual member, would put them at the rank of Brigadier General. Therefore Brigadier General is the average rank in the EGB right now.

Ah, thanks for clarifying it. Although it makes me feel even "smaller" here. But, like JohnnyUtah said:

"'I'm going to do even better next time!' and high five yourself"

I'm going to B/P even more and pass that average! *high fives myself*

Don't imagine that.

At 5/27/08 07:04 PM, FBIpolux wrote:
At 5/27/08 03:06 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Also FBIpolux is climbing more and more... uh oh...
I would have passed you if I wasn't working 40 hours a day now :(

40 hours a day... I wish days were 40 hours long. Hmm...

Well, but I hope you become active again. As I already said, I like competitions.

At 5/28/08 03:59 PM, Shanus wrote: Slow day in the barracks, and I haven't been online, had stuff to sort out in town so B/P will be low today, around 60 or something :P

Low? 60? =P

I'm having your "low" days too. I've got around 50 today and raising! Sergeant Major here I come!

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At 5/28/08 05:30 PM, aldlv wrote:
At 5/27/08 09:06 AM, NEVR wrote: Average B/P per member: 20,595 B/P
ohh... I'm too low...

No, I'm low.

Average EGB rank: Brig. General
yep.. I'm low...

Nonono, I'M low. =P

aldlv - 361
361... not bad at all... and I'm back to the top Gainers... too bad it won't continue like that

Back to your old days, when you and azteca ruled that list?
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I was reading some older pages here (just for curiosity) when I found this one pretty intriguing:

CLOCK DAY 2007!!!

So... what about it?

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At 5/28/08 09:52 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: I was reading some older pages here (just for curiosity) when I found this one pretty intriguing:

CLOCK DAY 2007!!!

So... what about it?

Ah, Clock Day... Too bad that I didn't see last year's and won't see this year's. Missing out on a ton of Save points, well, actually I really shouldn't care because I've missed out on hundreds of Saves already. But I'd still rather be here for the festivities... But a vacation is a lot better than sitting at a computer all day for a number, I guess, no matter how cool that number may be.

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So I just wanted to stop by since the barracks are not very busy today and give a small status report. The portal has been off and on all day, not that busy, but nonetheless I am keeping my portal guard up and protecting the portal the best I can.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-29 14:53:46 Reply

At 5/27/08 09:06 AM, NEVR wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, May 27th 2008

Thanks for the update, NEVR! Very nice work.

Welcome to the new 2-part roster!

Ooh, statses!

Other B/P Milestones:

Coop83 - 40,000 B/P

Yay, I ranked up just in time :P

At 5/27/08 09:07 AM, NEVR wrote: No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]
>>> 06 || [ 41510 ] || [ 304 ] || [ 43.4 ] || [ 10.1+ ] || pwroftheseagoat, Sup. Commander
>>> 07 || [ 40142 ] || [ 323 ] || [ 46.1 ] || [ 03.7+ ] || Coop83, Sup. Commander

Hooray, highest pace in the top 7! *tumbleweed* Well, at least it means that I can slowly start reeling in some of the other members, after I've passed Dream-of-Duke, that is. Congratulations to pwroftheseagoat for passing him as well. Not too long left for me now, either :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-29 19:42:12 Reply

At 5/27/08 07:04 PM, FBIpolux wrote:
At 5/27/08 03:06 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Also FBIpolux is climbing more and more... uh oh...
I would have passed you if I wasn't working 40 hours a day now :(

Oops, a week :D

Sorry I'm so tired. Haha :(

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No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 01 || [ 61585 ] || [ 052 ] || [ 07.4 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || X-Naut, Sup. Commander
>>> 02 || [ 59482 ] || [ 058 ] || [ 08.3 ] || [ 08.3 - ] || BlueHippo, Sup. Commander
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Link to previous roster.

so how do i become a member here?


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At 5/28/08 10:37 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:
Ah, Clock Day... Too bad that I didn't see last year's and won't see this year's. Missing out on a ton of Save points, well, actually I really shouldn't care because I've missed out on hundreds of Saves already. But I'd still rather be here for the festivities... But a vacation is a lot better than sitting at a computer all day for a number, I guess, no matter how cool that number may be.

Well, I blew it on 2006 but racked up over 400 in 2007 and submitted 4 "flash" movie just to see what would happen. Even then I still voted 0 on some really bad ones in hope of getting a blam but it never happened. I have great news though, I passed my foreign language class.


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At 5/29/08 09:51 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Even then I still voted 0 on some really bad ones in hope of getting a blam but it never happened.

I think you know exactly what I think of people who pass the crap ones for points... So I won't go into my feelings now.

I have great news though, I passed my foreign language class.

Good! I knew you would. I passed AP Stats, something of an accomplishment when I got a 45% last marking period. Sadly, Chemistry was filled with labs, and I'm no good at the hands-on stuff, especially because the period I have Chem was the tiredest and hungriest of the day for me, so I was running on empty every single Chemistry class, so I probably failed there...

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At 5/29/08 08:45 PM, idiot-buster wrote: so how do i become a member here?

You apply for membership, at which point we wait for our recruitment officer (SlashFirestorm) to drop by and start the recruitment process, which involves you being put on standby for 24 hours whilst we discuss your merits and/or faults in our private forums.

If the outcome of the discussion period is positive, then you'll be welcomed into the EGB.


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At 5/29/08 09:51 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Well, I blew it on 2006 but racked up over 400 in 2007 and submitted 4 "flash" movie just to see what would happen. Even then I still voted 0 on some really bad ones in hope of getting a blam but it never happened. I have great news though, I passed my foreign language class.

I'm aiming to take somewhat more points than I did last year - I managed over 500 Saves and not one single Blam :(

This year, I'm after more Saves and indeed some Blams to go nicely with it. I'll have booked the day off by then, giving me the weekend to clean up as well. I'll have to tell the Saturday Captain that I can't play, obviously. That' always worth another few hundred points.

At 5/29/08 10:33 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:
At 5/29/08 09:51 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Even then I still voted 0 on some really bad ones in hope of getting a blam but it never happened.
I think you know exactly what I think of people who pass the crap ones for points... So I won't go into my feelings now.

There were Blams out there in places, but I would say that they will be easier to come by on C(l)ock Day as the system has changed subtly over the past year. I've noticed that I'm getting more Blams and hopefully, some of the Admins will be on hand to delete unsuitable flash from the off :P


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