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Posted at: 1/2/08 06:23 AM

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At 1/1/08 10:48 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: Yeah thanks for the update Sterockicy! but i wasn't on it?

Was it because of my inactivity?

Deeply sorry. You were removed because of inactivity but you posted a few times before the update so I should have re-added you. Sorry, you will be on next weeks roster for sure.

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How often are updates made?

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At 1/2/08 10:41 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: How often are updates made?

The roster? Generally every two weeks, released on Tuesdays.

But it sometimes can't be done on time since they obviously do it in their free time.

On a personal note, I just posted a new news post if anyone wants some info on my next Flash (Spaced Out Ep 2).

Also, I'd like to add that 2+3=5.

Thanks.


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I've been b/ping like crazy lately, I'm so determined to get into the Top 1000, well actually the Top 999 b/pers. I'm SO CLOSE right now, at 1,018. I've also been trying to flag abusive reviews, but that doesn't seem to be working in my favor. No matter what I do..I feel like I'm so deep with this whistle that I can't get out, but I'm still trying....so hopefully soon I'll be back with the normal whistles.

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At 1/2/08 12:31 PM, terrill1119 wrote: Terrill1119 Reporting IN SIR!!!!!!!!!

i am trying to get to 100 so i can go up to the next level


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At 1/2/08 12:39 PM, terrill1119 wrote: i am trying to get to 100 so i can go up to the next level

come on. Town watch is easy., :')

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At 1/2/08 12:41 PM, BIGmamaKATIE wrote:
At 1/2/08 12:39 PM, terrill1119 wrote: i am trying to get to 100 so i can go up to the next level
come on. Town watch is easy., :')

i know but not to many people are making bad submissions


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At 1/2/08 02:12 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: Keep an eye out! 2 authors that go by Fubster and Mepster are submitting entries that are just advertisements for MMORPG's. Flag them down.

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Yes SIR!!!

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A-HEM.

You must be of Private rank or higher (2500+ B/P) before you can join the Barracks.

You can apply to the NGPD if you're above Security Guard, I believe.

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:At 1/2/08 12:48 PM, terrill1119 wrote:

i know but not to many people are making bad submissions

This is good news though. This means the general population of flash artists are getting better = less crappy flashes, right?

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At 1/2/08 12:48 PM, terrill1119 wrote:
At 1/2/08 12:41 PM, BIGmamaKATIE wrote:
At 1/2/08 12:39 PM, terrill1119 wrote: i am trying to get to 100 so i can go up to the next level
come on. Town watch is easy., :')
i know but not to many people are making bad submissions

so then vote on the good one's for Protect Points.

Anyways you have a lot of work before you can apply here so like Slash said NGPD is open but you must have a police rank or be security guard.

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There's slightly more blammable flashes than yesterday and I should be able to get twenty for today.


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At 1/2/08 12:52 PM, SilentSoldier wrote:
At 1/2/08 12:48 PM, terrill1119 wrote:
i know but not to many people are making bad submissions
This is good news though. This means the general population of flash artists are getting better = less crappy flashes, right?

No, it means that the kid isn't getting any blam points because shitty flashes are passing. His standards are lower than ours because of it.


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Just got a promotion to COLONEL

At 1/1/08 03:55 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - January 1, 2008

Happy New year to ye all, hope you all had a good one, I did as you can see from my late response.


Sterockicy's note:

GHod damn it, another thing I will not achieve :(


Top 5 Gainers:

Grats guys, was only a few points off myself, ah well :D


Top gainers, repeat offenders: PenguinLink (2), bifgis (2), Seamonky (2), Mendou (2)!

So 2 to beat, go

Returning to the list: SilentSoldier, life, LittleWashu!

Welcome back

Top 3 biggest average rises: aldlv + 32.7, AnalPenguinFarming + 31.6, Shanus + 22.3!

Woop to improvement

Random word: Simulator!

Random Response: Resimulator!

16 // 17551 // 169 // 21.1 // 02.9- // Sterockicy
17 // 17421 // 377 // 47.1 // 22.3+ // Shanus

Just realized the gap above and below us, it's just you an me for a long time :P
And nice improvement, I think :D


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Posted at: 1/3/08 04:19 AM

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Today wasn't that bad in the portal, and we were treated with an Epic flash by Mr. JohnyUtah :D

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At 1/1/08 03:55 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Random word: Simulator!

Or as my Chemistry Teacher, Mr. Brown used to call it, Stimulator. Bless him and his speech impediment :P

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
07 // 35001 // 132 // 16.5 // 06.3+ // pwroftheseagoat
08 // 34259 // 346 // 43.3 // 13.1+ // Coop83
09 // 33922 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // SlashFirestorm

Thanks for the update, Stero!

I've finally managed to pass Slash and all of a sudden he's started B/Ping again. Could this mean that he's going to pass me for the third time?!

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At 1/3/08 04:19 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: Today wasn't that bad in the portal, and we were treated with an Epic flash by Mr. JohnyUtah :D

The Bytesize one?

But you could see those all the time on the front page except for the 3rd one.

Not really epic... good, though.


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I did it everyone! I broke the top 999 bpers last night! I'm number 998 lol. I know most of you won't really care or whatever, but I had to get 127 bps in total yesterday to get there...and I did it, so I'm fuckin happy about it. So uhh...yea that's the APF report for the day...

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At 1/3/08 10:50 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: I did it everyone! I broke the top 999 bpers last night! I'm number 998 lol.

Cool, man! It gets harder every day to get up into that area. Hopefully tomorrow I'll get back over the top 600.

I lost some ground when I was on travel and that kinda' sucks.

So, today I've been B/Ping for the first ime in a long time, plus getting a few reviews out here and there.


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Hey I just achieved the rank of Pvt. First Class! Well, back to the portal.

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At 1/3/08 10:15 AM, RSQViper wrote: But you could see those all the time on the front page except for the 3rd one.

That was the whole reason I watched it. Do something similar with yours :P I'm appealing to Stamper to do one of his, because I really love the dance school.

Not really epic... good, though.

Damn, I laughed at the Poseidon joke.

It has Albacore Tuna in it!

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At 1/3/08 02:15 PM, Coop83 wrote:
At 1/3/08 10:15 AM, RSQViper wrote: But you could see those all the time on the front page except for the 3rd one.
That was the whole reason I watched it. Do something similar with yours :P I'm appealing to Stamper to do one of his, because I really love the dance school.

Mine will be extended slightly an a part of my "30 Shorts in 30 Days" series that I am working on. I've actually been planning it for a little while now as a future project of mine. I've got 20 written now.

Not really epic... good, though.
Damn, I laughed at the Poseidon joke.

It has Albacore Tuna in it!

I agree, it was pretty damed funny. Just not epic. I save epic for... well... epic things.

Also, on a B/P note: I am liking the trend I am seeing a little better than the usual trend. MUCH more stuff was blammed yesterday than normal. Today my Saves barely outweigh my Blams. Sure, it's partially because I vote to blam things that end up passing (even though they SUCK ASS), but it also means that things are getting blammed that SHOULD be.

YAY!


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At 1/3/08 08:24 AM, Coop83 wrote: I've finally managed to pass Slash and all of a sudden he's started B/Ping again. Could this mean that he's going to pass me for the third time?!

You don't gotta worry just yet. All I've done so far is hit up the flood on New Year's and nail a few interesting-looking UJ flashes...

But Slash will return...

At 1/3/08 10:50 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: I did it everyone! I broke the top 999 bpers last night! I'm number 998 lol. I know most of you won't really care or whatever, but I had to get 127 bps in total yesterday to get there...and I did it, so I'm fuckin happy about it. So uhh...yea that's the APF report for the day...

That is something to be proud of, heh. You'll be feeling really good when you get in the top 300 list, although it's a lot harder now than it used to be, what with all the newer EGSC's. Still, once you're there, you feel awesome.

At 1/3/08 01:16 PM, SilentSoldier wrote: Hey I just achieved the rank of Pvt. First Class! Well, back to the portal.

Awesome. Keep up the good work and keep on powering up!

At 1/3/08 02:25 PM, RSQViper wrote: Also, on a B/P note: I am liking the trend I am seeing a little better than the usual trend. MUCH more stuff was blammed yesterday than normal. Today my Saves barely outweigh my Blams. Sure, it's partially because I vote to blam things that end up passing (even though they SUCK ASS), but it also means that things are getting blammed that SHOULD be.

Fucking sweet. Hopefully this trend will continue...if I do return to full-time B/P'ing someday, I wanna be known as Blamming Lightning again, not Saving Lightning. I mean, the latter just sounds losery...

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At 12/29/07 03:14 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 12/29/07 03:04 PM, undeadcl0wn-4 wrote: umm... u do realize that in the army, ppl that are a lower class than u (unless they're beiung trained by you cannot talk or socialize besides salutes and following orders right?
Um, you do realize this club is about B/P'ing and protecting the Portal of Newgrounds, and not some random army roleplay club...right?

umm... you do realize that your leader or whatever tells you to act and talk like " soldiers " lol, i was just pointing out ho stupid that is. oh, and more thing: SlashFirestorm = douchebag
have a nice day

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At 1/3/08 03:35 PM, undeadcl0wn-4 wrote: umm... you do realize that your leader or whatever tells you to act and talk like " soldiers " lol, i was just pointing out ho stupid that is. oh, and more thing: SlashFirestorm = douchebag
have a nice day

You realize there's a different between reading the first post of a club and checking the more recent of the 800+ pages to see how the operating procedures have changed over time, right?

Incidentally, I corrected one of your incorrect assumptions about reviewing on your userpage---maybe give it a read. It'll help you fix your garbage whistle.

And have a nice day.

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Id like to join this club, anyone mind bringing me up to speed about precisely what this crew is all about?

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At 1/3/08 04:33 PM, PantyWipe wrote: Id like to join this club, anyone mind bringing me up to speed about precisely what this crew is all about?

Barracks for anyone who has a b/p rank of Private or higher


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Anybody see the awesome compilations by Egoraptor? My favorites were the 1st and 2nd. Anybody else have favorites. I also liked An Awesome Halloween but that wasn't part of the Awesome Compilations but it still was good.

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At 1/3/08 04:52 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:
At 1/3/08 04:33 PM, PantyWipe wrote: Id like to join this club, anyone mind bringing me up to speed about precisely what this crew is all about?
Barracks for anyone who has a b/p rank of Private or higher

Yea but is there anything in particular I need to know that wasnt covered in the first page or two of the thread?

Like do we need to meet any requirements?

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