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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-24 16:36:15


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-24 16:38:53


At 8/24/07 06:02 AM, Sentio wrote: Another great chapter Eagle.

I finally took my saves above my blams today, for the first time ever! And I crossed 19000 saves in the process =D, even minimal time online can't stop me completely it seems! Also I'm just 9 places from the top 1000 EXP! WOO!

Congradulations! It is pretty nice seeing more Blams than Protects nowadays. It just means that the community has gotten better, and eventually, we may have nothing to Protect, as everything might become good. Of course, don't count on this, because if there is one way to do something bad, there will always be one trying to exploit it.

On another note, I'm about to 4,900 B/P, it is pretty sad, I should be a Supreme Commander by now, but I'll get there. I should rank up this weekend, so yay!


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-24 18:23:34


Err this is kind of weird but has anyone noticed you can't see you Exp on your or anyone else's BBS posts? Pic below is my pc shows it.

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Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-24 18:26:07


Requesting permission to join The Elite Guard Barracks

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-24 18:39:49


At 8/24/07 06:26 PM, AustinR wrote: Requesting permission to join The Elite Guard Barracks

Hello there, Staff Sergeant! High rank, good whistle...you meet the qualifications of joining up, heh. First thing you gotta do is read the Barracks FAQ at our forums...it'll tell you everything you need to know about the EGB. Afterwards, if you don't have any questions, sign up there and I'll validate you, allowing you full access to the forums.

If you do have any questions, don't hesitate to ask; drop me a PM with any queries.

Welcome aboard!

*salute*

---Barracks Recruitment Officer/Portal Operations Officer Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm

whew

Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-24 18:58:07


At 8/24/07 06:23 PM, Phantom wrote: Err this is kind of weird but has anyone noticed you can't see you Exp on your or anyone else's BBS posts? Pic below is my pc shows it.

Yeah, you're right. I don't see it anymore either.

That's new. Really new.

At least we can see it in profiles.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-24 19:00:05


At 8/24/07 06:26 PM, AustinR wrote: Requesting permission to join The Elite Guard Barracks

Hello there new member, I'm Phantom, the 2nd in command Officer, the FAQ would explain better than me on how much you should not get on my bad side, but as long as you don't , fear not. Welcome to the EGB, I guess...


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-24 19:32:40


Yay! I'm back!

Thanks Phantom for depositing for me over the last week.

I'm glad to be back; the family I was with was not worth a free trip to Florida (that ended up costing me close to $200). The dad is a perfectionist, and a ripe dick too. The mom is just weird, and a little Jewish princess (she won't go into water that's not at least 85 degrees, and when she's inside, the room has to be like 65 degrees). My friend is a loser. We used to be friends, but we fell out of touch, and now I know why; he's an immature faggot. And when I say immature, he doesn't curse, and his sense of humor is that of someone 10 years old. He's also an Xbox fan. But of course I had to be polite, because they wanted to take me down there.

But anyway, it what we did was fun, had it not been for the family. Most of it was snorkeling, but we went deep sea fishing at night, and we went to Key West for a day and a half. Sadly, 98% of the girls I saw were either too old for me, too young for me, or too ugly for me.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-24 20:02:26


At 8/24/07 06:23 PM, Phantom wrote: Err this is kind of weird but has anyone noticed you can't see you Exp on your or anyone else's BBS posts? Pic below is my pc shows it.

Yep. Same on my PC. They must be futzing around with the site.

At 8/24/07 06:26 PM, AustinR wrote: Requesting permission to join The Elite Guard Barracks

Well, you already spoke to my Recruitment Officer and my Lieutenant, but let me welcome you to the Barracks as well!

At 8/24/07 06:39 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: ---Barracks Recruitment Officer/Portal Operations Officer Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm

whew

You know, I gave you that title so that you can help us better protect the Portal, not so you can flail it around like a huge e-penis for all to see. LOL

At 8/24/07 07:00 PM, Phantom wrote: Hello there new member, I'm Phantom, the 2nd in command Officer, the FAQ would explain better than me on how much you should not get on my bad side, but as long as you don't , fear not. Welcome to the EGB, I guess...

Yeah, yeah. Usual coercion. Usual Phantom. :-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-24 20:28:57


At 8/24/07 08:02 PM, EagleRock wrote: You know, I gave you that title so that you can help us better protect the Portal, not so you can flail it around like a huge e-penis for all to see. LOL

Did someboy say e-penis?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-24 23:37:11


At 8/24/07 08:28 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Did someboy say e-penis?

O.o
That brought the lulz.

On another note, the Portal seems to be rather steady, no huge influx of Flash submissions. I'm getting ever closer to my 5,000 B/P marker...oh so close. There were a few ruke-breaking submissions, but all of them seemed to be taken care of accordingly. So, overall it has been a good day.

My tablet has still not arrived, I'm about to wet myself in waiting for it. Guess it is back to the Portal.

*Salutes*


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-25 10:47:14



Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-25 14:17:00


PONOGRAPHY IN FLASH

FLAG THIS

It shows a video of anal sex in it. This is NOT allowable no matter how funny it is on Newgrounds. Please flag it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-25 15:43:39


At 8/25/07 02:17 PM, RSQViper wrote: PONOGRAPHY IN FLASH

FLAG THIS

It shows a video of anal sex in it. This is NOT allowable no matter how funny it is on Newgrounds. Please flag it.

Looks like it got through. TO WADE'S IN BOX. I was quite shocked by what I saw, not that I have had a sheltered lifestyle but I wasnt expecting it despite the warning.
e-v

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-25 15:45:39


At 8/25/07 02:17 PM, RSQViper wrote: PONOGRAPHY IN FLASH

FLAG THIS

It shows a video of anal sex in it. This is NOT allowable no matter how funny it is on Newgrounds. Please flag it.

I tried to but it passed is there any way I can flag it after a flash passes judgment?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-25 15:49:23


At 8/25/07 03:45 PM, vgfa287 wrote: I tried to but it passed is there any way I can flag it after a flash passes judgment?

When something rulebreaking manages to pass, the next step is to e-mail Wade. Looks like ever-vigilant has got that covered, so now all we can do is wait.


Slash's call

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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-25 15:50:58


And ya know, that flash was actually pretty good. Good sound, good graphical skills, funny...if only they'd just drawn meatspin instead of stuck the real thing in there, it'd have been swell. Damn shame.


Slash's call

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-25 16:00:57


At 8/25/07 03:50 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: And ya know, that flash was actually pretty good. Good sound, good graphical skills, funny...if only they'd just drawn meatspin instead of stuck the real thing in there, it'd have been swell. Damn shame.

yeah, but the rules are their for a reason so, off with its head.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-25 16:02:49


At 8/25/07 03:43 PM, ever-vigilant wrote:
At 8/25/07 02:17 PM, RSQViper wrote: PONOGRAPHY IN FLASH

FLAG THIS

It shows a video of anal sex in it. This is NOT allowable no matter how funny it is on Newgrounds. Please flag it.
Looks like it got through. TO WADE'S IN BOX. I was quite shocked by what I saw, not that I have had a sheltered lifestyle but I wasnt expecting it despite the warning.
e-v

Yeah, it's pretty disturbing. That's the vid from meatspin.com if you've ever been linked there.... not the greatest place to get trick-linked to.

Oh, little update-a-roo! I finished my bytesize entry and sent it to Tom! Wish me luck!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-25 16:04:44


At 8/25/07 03:50 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: And ya know, that flash was actually pretty good. Good sound, good graphical skills, funny...if only they'd just drawn meatspin instead of stuck the real thing in there, it'd have been swell. Damn shame.

It IS a damn shame. I thought it was a cool flash, then saw that and was like.. "damn... I have to flag it now."

Oh, well. They can edit it later and resubmit.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-25 16:50:09


At 8/25/07 04:02 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 8/25/07 03:43 PM, ever-vigilant wrote:
At 8/25/07 02:17 PM, RSQViper wrote:
Oh, little update-a-roo! I finished my bytesize entry and sent it to Tom! Wish me luck!

Good luck

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-25 17:08:10


Man, what a slow day in the portal, I didn't get much B/P in

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-25 17:09:37


At 8/25/07 05:08 PM, AustinR wrote: Man, what a slow day in the portal, I didn't get much B/P in

It was going not TOO bad earlier, but it is freaking crawling along right now. Liek a Flash ever 10-20 minutes. bleh.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-25 17:15:23


At 8/25/07 05:09 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 8/25/07 05:08 PM, AustinR wrote: Man, what a slow day in the portal, I didn't get much B/P in
It was going not TOO bad earlier, but it is freaking crawling along right now. Liek a Flash ever 10-20 minutes. bleh.

Yeah i wanna get more B/p's. I'm about to have my first 700 a week that i noticed lol. Well besides clock day i got 2k that week i believe. But yeah this is pretty bad it's rarely this slow.


Multipurpose Blog/Normal comments.

I'm officially gay now.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-25 17:24:38


Definitly illegal (just some girl masturbating

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/39 7048

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-25 17:28:45


At 8/25/07 05:24 PM, AustinR wrote: Definitly illegal (just some girl masturbating

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/39 7048

Actually that is either stolen or a rehashed submission as I've seen it just the other day.

But, it's not illegal since it's animated. It's actual photos and video of people that are not allowed on NG as it breaks laws and they would have to deal with fines and such if they allowed it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-25 18:32:37


At 8/25/07 05:24 PM, AustinR wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/39 7048

Yeah, I think somebody used a program to make it. Either way it breaks the rules. I'm like 20 B/P poinst away from ranking up, so if all goes well, I should have it by the end of today.

My tablet will be here on Monday!


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-25 18:50:01


At 8/25/07 05:24 PM, AustinR wrote: Definitly illegal (just some girl masturbating

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/39 7048

Actually it was mine flash, and I send mail about it to Wade bro...:)
Btw, hentai, is not illegal, I'm afraid You lose one point in Your ego.


>:(

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-25 20:52:34


At 8/25/07 03:50 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: And ya know, that flash was actually pretty good. Good sound, good graphical skills, funny...if only they'd just drawn meatspin instead of stuck the real thing in there, it'd have been swell. Damn shame.

You're right, it was a good flash. Front page even. But the meat spin part went over the top. All they have to do is resubmit it with that scene either 1) drawn in or 2) taken out. I gave it a 4 before flagging it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-25 22:57:46


At 8/25/07 08:52 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 8/25/07 03:50 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: And ya know, that flash was actually pretty good. Good sound, good graphical skills, funny...if only they'd just drawn meatspin instead of stuck the real thing in there, it'd have been swell. Damn shame.
You're right, it was a good flash. Front page even. But the meat spin part went over the top. All they have to do is resubmit it with that scene either 1) drawn in or 2) taken out. I gave it a 4 before flagging it.

Whiteout this spinning dick it would be not so abusive and not worthy this discussion, am I right??
Yes, maybe its not to appropriate for NG, but definition of all artist is to B provocative.
Personally, I don't mined about this part, movie is more animated than hard porno.
It was added to make provocation, and without it will not B.
So let it B.... :)


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