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At 5/2/07 09:58 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

Got it.

Congratulations, Supreme Commander Slash. :)

At 5/2/07 10:21 PM, RSQViper wrote:

I only wish I wasn't at work and could blam it!

I don't think you'll be able to blam it because it's on the frontpage now. :P

At 5/3/07 10:48 PM, Snerd wrote:

Bullshit.

When talking to your superiors, refrain from using profanity. Now, because I'm feeling generous, I won't make you run 10 laps today. You can cuss all you want to soldiers who have a lower rank than you (Although that wouldn't be very nice either), but with those with one higher than yours, keep the foul language to a minimum. I know you were kidding but it still doesn't sound very nice.

I immediately got on the internet to start b/pissing (because b/p'ing is so infantile. We're adults here).

It's ironic that you mention we are adults here when you use a term that isn't quite mature for a substitute for the word "B/Ping".

At 5/4/07 03:41 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

No way am I giving you 100 b/p points! I need all I can get to catch you! :D

I meant 100 push-ups, but 100 B/P Points will do just fine. :)

Random response: Cheese!

If you're trying to get me hungry, it won't work. Because...

*PenguinLink runs to the refrigerator*

At 5/4/07 04:07 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

Enhancements to TEH AUDIO PORTAL.

Seconded.

*Salutes*

Tonight went just fine... well... the end justifies the means, I suppose. We played pool. I lost... miserably. We went to dinner and had the shittiest food ever. AND! Well... a gentleman never asks and a lady never tells.

She is bisexual, yet she leans more toward women. I have no problem being a fag hag. I just want you guys to keep me aware of the fact that I'm just being used. I have no problem with that, just don't let me get too attached. She's basically just trying out men for a while. Whatever makes her happiest is the best. She's religious and she feels some sort of obligation to try men because she thinks her feelings for women are wrong to a certain extent. Hail Satan, for religion, right? I told her that she hasn't sinned. She's just being herself. I think my open mind really appealed to her. If nothing else, I hope I can still remain friends with her.

At 5/4/07 04:22 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I did a little test picture for the Official Bon Jovi Thread at the EGB Forums (which everyone should sign up at if they haven't already), and it works sexfully. I can zoom in and do really precise work now...with my old mouse, it was like trying to wrangle a fucking bull just drawing a curved line...

Good to hear your drawing will be better now. I should really sing up to those forums, I have been meaning to, its just that i'm lazy.

At 5/4/07 11:32 PM, Snerd wrote:

She is bisexual, yet she leans more toward women. I have no problem being a fag hag. I just want you guys to keep me aware of the fact that I'm just being used.

That sounds like it could get a little messy. Hope if works out okay for you Snerd.

In other news, today should be a good day, Its meant to be the hottest day of the year so far where i live. and I'm going to play in a five-a-side football (soccer) tournament to raise money for charity. It means there wont be much b/p today but ah well. I was able to rack up around 30 points before now this morning so it wont be all that bad.

At 5/1/07 03:16 AM, Sterockicy wrote: 35 // 04349 // 0600 // 042.9 // 009.0- // Odyssic

I missed this, it was a long 2 weeks. Now I've got 4,517 B/P, I've almostgot 2,000 blams.

Sorry about not posting in forever. I'm taking a lifeguarding course, which not only is tiring, bu takes up about 4 hours out of my day. Plus my dad wants me to help him re-mulch the many gardens around my house, which is also very tiring. Add that to homework, school and friends and I'm not on until 45 minutes before I leave for a camping trip.

So, how's life?

At 5/5/07 05:51 AM, TheThing wrote: So, how's life?

Sextastic.

I've decided that after I finish the second Secret Episode Special, I'm going to work a bit on my fanfics...I've neglected them lately. :'(

In any case, it's nearing 5 AM where I live, so I'd better get some sleep so I can wake up before noon, heh. G'night, y'all.

At 5/5/07 05:51 AM, TheThing wrote: So, how's life?

Yeah, answered same question in NGDD. But besides my complaining life isn't all that bad, only 6 more months till I probably go to Prague, which is something too.

I should make it to Corporal by Sunday. I could have had a few dozen points when I got home last night, but I just wanted to go to bed. I think I kinda screwed myself over a little, but it's okay. I haven't really been doing shit with the whistle stuff. I've been getting a few points here and there, but I don't think I'll get to silver anytime soon. Oh well... the whole review-flagging thing needs to be overhauled, anyway. Maybe it'll change into something resembling what it should be after this update. Hopefully it will, anyway.

ILC? How's your quest for the silver whistle going?

I just woke up.

I really, REALLY need to try to adjust my sleep schedule. But that's nowhere easy as it sounds. I'll either need to keep waking up later until I go all the way around the clock and wake up at a reasonable hour, or down sleeping pills so I can go to sleep a lot earlier.

Dicks balls dammit.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377151

A collab my friends and I made. Tell me what you guys think.

Sure is slow here today.

I may be offline for a while soon...I think I'm FINALLY getting my machine taken in to be fixed, and it might take a while to get it back. If that happens, y'all better B/P twice as hard in my absence!

At 5/5/07 09:25 PM, Nerijus wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377151
A collab my friends and I made. Tell me what you guys think.

I thought it was randomly great! Your part in particular was the best in my opinion, can't go wrong with MSI and a scene like that! :)

At 5/5/07 09:44 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Sure is slow here today.

It is, I left for a while, came back and some of the same submissions in the portal were still there!

I may be offline for a while soon...I think I'm FINALLY getting my machine taken in to be fixed, and it might take a while to get it back. If that happens, y'all better B/P twice as hard in my absence!

Good luck with getting it fixed and I will be sure to B/P twice as hard for you! :)

At 5/5/07 10:51 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:

At 5/5/07 09:44 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I may be offline for a while soon...I think I'm FINALLY getting my machine taken in to be fixed, and it might take a while to get it back. If that happens, y'all better B/P twice as hard in my absence!

Good luck with getting it fixed and I will be sure to B/P twice as hard for you! :)

Excellent, you all better do that.

Except Sentio. Fuck you, Sentio, take a vacation while I'm gone...

Blams: 11762 (+22 since last log)
Saves: 13520 (+39 since last log)
Total B/P points: 25282
Total B/P points acquired today: 61
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Lieutenant General (218 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 23.541
B/P Rank: #127 (0 move since last log)

And there's also 10 under judgement submissions, so I'll say I voted correctly on 9, and got 70 points for today.

A pretty average day. It's actually weird that I got so many since I wasn't home and at my computer for a good chunk of the day.

Also, Coop83, pwroftheseagoat and MetalDart might catch up to me, and pass me soon :[

At 5/5/07 11:01 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 5/5/07 10:51 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: Good luck with getting it fixed and I will be sure to B/P twice as hard for you! :)

Excellent, you all better do that.

Will do Sir Slash!

At 5/5/07 11:41 PM, MadCow wrote: A pretty average day. It's actually weird that I got so many since I wasn't home and at my computer for a good chunk of the day.

Same here, I wasn't on much but I got a decent amount of points.

Also, Coop83, pwroftheseagoat and MetalDart might catch up to me, and pass me soon :[

pwroftheseagoat is the one I believe beat me in the NGDD contest, that person is moving quick with getting points.

At 5/5/07 11:46 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:

At 5/5/07 11:41 PM, MadCow wrote: Also, Coop83, pwroftheseagoat and MetalDart might catch up to me, and pass me soon :[

pwroftheseagoat is the one I believe beat me in the NGDD contest, that person is moving quick with getting points.

He got more than 1,000 points this week!
He's an animal! A beast that cannot be stopped!! D:

Also, LITERATURE!

At 5/5/07 11:54 PM, MadCow wrote:

At 5/5/07 11:46 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:

At 5/5/07 11:41 PM, MadCow wrote: Also, Coop83, pwroftheseagoat and MetalDart might catch up to me, and pass me soon :[

pwroftheseagoat is the one I believe beat me in the NGDD contest, that person is moving quick with getting points.

He got more than 1,000 points this week!
He's an animal! A beast that cannot be stopped!! D:

He got that many points in a week? I could only wish to do such a thing, but then again I can't always be here so I don't even stand a chance at getting all those points!

Also, LITERATURE!

Saw it, and I enjoy it! :)

At 5/5/07 11:01 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

Good luck with getting it fixed and I will be sure to B/P twice as hard for you! :)

Excellent, you all better do that.

Oooo.. you're getting it fixed? Good luck with that, I hope it takes weeks...

Except Sentio. Fuck you, Sentio, take a vacation while I'm gone...

Not a chance, though I'm not B/Ping at full pace at the moment, and I'm hardly on the forums at all. Work is really getting in the way, especially when everything I have done for the last month is ruined by one poxy infection.

Average day today, though I've not been on that much. Don't know how many points I got as I didn't look this morning, but it wasn't as much as a normal Saturday.

Now back to my beer...

*salutes*

At 5/5/07 11:41 PM, MadCow wrote:

Also, Coop83, pwroftheseagoat and MetalDart might catch up to me, and pass me soon :[

Man I hope I catch you soon it's been one fuck of a race trying to. Just don't make it easy for me. I want to earn it. >:(

He got more than 1,000 points this week!
He's an animal! A beast that cannot be stopped!! D:

I'm not that bad of a guy! You're right of one thing though, I cannot be stopped!! >:D

Private first class Guidry reporting... Um, Wheres my sporter II ar-15? Heres my 1911, Eny one seen my ar15?

At 5/6/07 01:51 AM, Wyattfilms wrote:

Private first class Guidry reporting... Um, Wheres my sporter II ar-15? Heres my 1911, Eny one seen my ar15?

In order for you to be a member here, you need to have at least 1,500 B/P Points. You should have payed attention before posting in here, hence the name of the club and the first post of the thread. Also, if you ever reach such a quantity of points, and come here asking for permission to join once again, I shall expect to see you with improved posting habits. With that said, be sure to check out our FAQ and good luck soldier.

I hate today. Mainly because i had to work till midnight and then i could not get a chance for anything on here. But anyway i guess the bright side is the more i work the more i get paid :). So well i just thought i would drop in and see how all you where doing and such. So well how is everybody doing?

Today is an excellent day for me :')

I've finally started getting back into b/p'ing; and should have the gold badge in no time at all.

To top it off, I got 3k in blams today.

Sweet.

22,000 reply.

I should have 2500 b/p today. That'll bring me up to EG Corporal. Today is also Portal Splode Day, kids. A lot of shitty flash is out on the portal, so you should be able to fill up on blams. However, KK did do a good one today. It was about the Trix Rabbit. You can find it here .

I have to leave in a few minutes so I can meet Amanda at church, but I'll post the next section to my comic on the EGB forums. If you haven't joined, you'll get AIDS. Post this is 19 more YouTube submissions.

I wake up to a crazy-full portal, but my excitement turns to aggravation when I see that a lot of it is utter crap for "Portal Splode Day". Let's just hope enough Newgrounders get pissed so that the crappy flash doesn't pass...

At 5/6/07 10:16 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I wake up to a crazy-full portal, but my excitement turns to aggravation when I see that a lot of it is utter crap for "Portal Splode Day". Let's just hope enough Newgrounders get pissed so that the crappy flash doesn't pass...

Yeah, what's up with that. Looks like all the "Spam" groups are working together too.Has Judgement day was arrived??

Pun intended, however bad

There are actually some pretty funny ones in there, though, so it's not all crap, thankfully.

The KK is also good for review responses, so I intend to get a handful of those today as well.

At 5/6/07 11:06 AM, Shanus wrote: Has Judgement day was arrived??

Pun intended, however bad

If Jesus comes back, I'll kill that fucker again myself.

Speaking of a certain subject matter known to induce sleeping... Church with Amanda was kind of odd... y'know... in addition to the "we worship a zombie carpenter" thing. An old boyfriend of hers, whom she told me about on Friday, was there. That fucker sat right in between Amanda and me. He had some t-shirt on that said "Hokies United" on the front and "We are Virginia Tech" on the back. I would have cracked VT jokes if Amanda wasn't there. I'm not sure how morbid her sense of humor is. Certainly nowhere near that of Slash or even me (I made 9-11 jokes ON 9-11). Okay... so Frank, as I'll call him, because that's his name, sits between me and my humpbuddy. He and Amanda pass notes the whole service. I'm sitting there like a third fucking wheel. Finally, I wrote a note asking if I'm ever going to be included or will I have to keep listening to "Preacher Pete yammer on about how I'm going to Hell". So now we're leaving church. We're heading out. Cap'n Cockblock here keeps crowdin' me. I hate people, but I especially hate compe-fucking-tition. Finally I get to break away and Amanda talks with me for a few minutes, then this asshole pulls up in a classic convertible. I... drive a Corolla that is about the lose the front and rear bumper. Ladies and Gentlemen, I hereby concede defeat. There's no way I can compete with this asshole. He has a prior relationship and a convertible. What do I have? I sent her a picture of my face photoshopped onto a cat and I drive a piece of shit car. I'm fucked in this race.

At 5/6/07 01:16 PM, Snerd wrote: Okay... so Frank, as I'll call him, because that's his name, sits between me and my humpbuddy. He and Amanda pass notes the whole service. I'm sitting there like a third fucking wheel.

This is where you go Megatron on his ass and snap his neck.

Anyhow, due to Portal 'Spload Day, I guess I'll submit the Secret Episode Special tomorrow...I don't wanna catch the Newgrounds population in a bad mood, lol.

At 5/6/07 01:21 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote: Mind if i join this place guy's? i just made it to Elite Guard Private today.

Sure ya can, just wait for the Barracks Recruitment Officer PenguinLink or Bad-Ass Leader Phantom to make it official. In the meantime, you should go to our Forum and read the FAQ and sign up, so I, teh forum admin, can validate you and give you full access.

:salute: