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At 4/12/07 10:36 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 4/12/07 10:31 PM, Snerd wrote: I just made it to Elite Guard Private. I'd like to join up... as long as NG doesn't go to Iraq.

Sure ya can. Just wait for Phantom/PenguinLink to get around and make it official.

If it will expedite things, I was part of the NGPD before coming here; if not, I suppose there's is no harm in just stating that.

Well, Thanks to Snerd and SlashFirstorm I didnt double post!

Here it is:

Elite Guard Second Leiutenant!

*Salutes*

I only got about 40 points today, but I was getting my dick wet, so it's all cool (*waits to see if anyone notices explanation, lmfao*). I also only 4 more points until level 13, so this time tomorrow, I'll be level 13, and have possibly seen the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie (HOPEFULLY)!

At 4/12/07 10:31 PM, Snerd wrote: I just made it to Elite Guard Private.
At 4/12/07 10:44 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Elite Guard Second Leiutenant!

Grats on that guys.

At 4/11/07 09:13 PM, Sterockicy wrote: How old are you people?

16. 17 next month.

Now that I think about it, I realize that I'm practically a kid compared with most of you guys. :(

At 4/12/07 12:00 AM, MadCow wrote: Not like any of you care about what I say, unless it's regarding someone elses post or something though,

And you are...?

I doubt you penis-butt's even read my posts!

Penis-butt? What does such a thing look like?

At 4/12/07 09:30 PM, K-Fox wrote:

By the way, since it will be Friday the 13th tomorrow, check the portal often...just in case...

Although I doubt something will happen, I'll keep on guard. If anything, I'll probably be expecting a busy portal by 4/20 next week.

At 4/12/07 09:30 PM, K-Fox wrote:

At 4/12/07 07:21 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: So yep. After a week or so of chilling around Newgrounds again, I suppose I am 'officially' back, yay!

Awesome- you've been gone far too long :)

...I mean...sense of pride. Yeah, totally.

Yeah, I so believe you

maybe...

or not...

So I spent some time catching up on some of my favorite series today, too, like RAB, and you know what we need? Another dose of Salad Fingers. It's been quite a while since the last one, so c'mon David Firth, we lust for your madness.

Very true- some of the big names in flash animation have gone a long time since they last posted something, so I guess there are some great animations around the corner.

30 points, a good day even though I had school...and I only move up 3 ranks!?!?

Heh, I still made 50 even though I've hardly been on today (just kept coming on for 5 minutes and cleaning out the portal every couple of hours). I'm lucky to make 1 rank gain a week at the moment- I miss the days of making gains every day. At least I'll be hitting the inactives just above 30k next week.

Bleh...anyway....as you all may know, tomorrow is Friday the 13th...

So...just be careful...

Oh dear, probably not the day to be doing a crucial part of my experiment at work. A few years back I broke my arm on Friday the 13th, so I'm always a bit wary...

After tomorrow, it is the weekend for me, so I'll get around 185+ B/P points there.

I have a free weekend, so I should make over 200, maybe 250, especially as I might be snowed in here in Denver. The weather is just stupid around here- it was in the 70s earlier in the week.

At 4/12/07 10:36 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 4/12/07 10:31 PM, Snerd wrote: I just made it to Elite Guard Private. I'd like to join up... as long as NG doesn't go to Iraq.

Sure ya can. Just wait for Phantom/PenguinLink to get around and make it official.

Well, they don't seem to be around (cue PenguinLink posting...), and as Relations Officer I'll fill in for now, so you meet the rank requirements and your posting is good enough to get in here. We like people that have come up through the Police HQ anyway :). There are a few key rules that have been posted a couple of times over the last few pages, but in short they are:

1) No one line posting, and on the whole we prefer intelligent posts that contribute to the conversation.
2) No stat only posts- you can mention daily gains, but you must include something else to your posts as there are a few mods that will ban you for that.
3) No encouraging mass voting, no matter how annoying the group or how bad the flash.

Pick a bunk and enjoy your stay here in the Barracks :)

At 4/12/07 10:44 PM, Sterockicy wrote:

Elite Guard Second Leiutenant!

Congrats on the new rank! That top 300 list is getting ever closer, and then there is no hiding from any of us :D.

At 4/13/07 12:06 AM, MadCow wrote: I only got about 40 points today, but I was getting my dick wet, so it's all cool (*waits to see if anyone notices explanation, lmfao*).

I'm not even going to ask...

I also only 4 more points until level 13, so this time tomorrow, I'll be level 13, and have possibly seen the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie (HOPEFULLY)!

An early congrats for level 13- it's my favourite level :)

*salutes*

It seems that the Flash Legacy of Slash Firestorm is being reborn yet again, thanks to the combined efforts of myself, the Master of Lunacy; Afro, God of Dicks and Thunder; and the mysterious Cereal.

With stuff like this, it seems the return of Slash is complete.

Not to mention I managed to get Flash back on my computer without it overheating...so expect some new material from me soon, instead of just old dusty flash relics, hehe. ^_^

Today's B/P was...eh. I didn't keep track. But it wasn't a lot. However, I did notice that I went up a couple of B/P ranks after just one day of portal-surfing, so...heh.

Top 50...you will be mine.

At 4/12/07 10:31 PM, Snerd wrote: I just made it to Elite Guard Private. I'd like to join up... as long as NG doesn't go to Iraq.

Welcome aboard soldier. Pick a bunk and get to work. Also Sentio beat me to it but I outrank him so I'll say it again. I hope you enjoy your stay here in the EGB, in case you want a full version of the FAQ, PM me.

Can anyone join, sir?
I'd join if I can.
<salutes>

At 4/13/07 12:06 AM, MadCow wrote: I only got about 40 points today, but I was getting my dick wet, so it's all cool (*waits to see if anyone notices explanation, lmfao*).

Press ups over a puddle?

I also only 4 more points until level 13, so this time tomorrow, I'll be level 13,

Well, early congratulations on that

At 4/13/07 05:43 AM, Tech2211995 wrote: Can anyone join, sir?
I'd join if I can.
<salutes>

Sadly this club is about B/P points, you can read more about it in the NG FAQ . Once you have enough points there (1,500) then you can join us. but once you have 200 you could join the Newgrounds police headquarters. Good luck.

Thank you. I will be back!

I totally forgot Pico Day is coming up. :-O

If I remember right, last year was pretty damn good. Wasn't no Clock Day, but it was still a crazy day with lots of flash...and not just crappy flash, too, some of them were fucking amazing.

Not to mention that the new layout might, just MIGHT, come out that day. I mean, it'd make since. We can always hope!

I may make some rather-crude Pico flash just for the hell of it.

At 4/13/07 06:04 AM, Phantom wrote: Sadly this club is about B/P points, you can read more about it in the NG FAQ . Once you have enough points there (1,500) then you can join us. but once you have 200 you could join the Newgrounds police headquarters. Good luck.

looks like i am eligible to join as of yesterday then. :). awesome.

At 4/13/07 09:23 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I totally forgot Pico Day is coming up. :-O

I hope it is good, but knowing NG it will be.

If I remember right, last year was pretty damn good. Wasn't no Clock Day, but it was still a crazy day with lots of flash...and not just crappy flash, too, some of them were fucking amazing.

I missed last year because I had a bad computer, but now I won't miss it because now I have a great computer.

Not to mention that the new layout might, just MIGHT, come out that day. I mean, it'd make since. We can always hope!

We all hope.

I may make some rather-crude Pico flash just for the hell of it.

I was going to make a pico but I suck at flash.

If you look later at my B/P I will have 2,000 saves.

At 4/13/07 09:23 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I totally forgot Pico Day is coming up. :-O

What date is pico day anyway?

At 4/13/07 10:24 AM, Solidone wrote:

At 4/13/07 06:04 AM, Phantom wrote: Sadly this club is about B/P points, you can read more about it in the NG FAQ . Once you have enough points there (1,500) then you can join us. but once you have 200 you could join the Newgrounds police headquarters. Good luck.

looks like i am eligible to join as of yesterday then. :). awesome.

Congratulations! Just gotta wait for official confirmation by Phantom or PenguinLink, but yes, welcome to the fold.

Speaking of, what ever happened to the forums? We had all our sexy FAQ and such there...

At 4/13/07 10:35 AM, Solidone wrote: What date is pico day anyway?

April 30th

Clock Day is August 15th (Anniversary of submission of "B" - 6 years now, OMG!) Off the top of my head, I can't think of any more dates for special days.

At 4/13/07 10:35 AM, Solidone wrote:

At 4/13/07 09:23 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I totally forgot Pico Day is coming up. :-O

What date is pico day anyway?

April 30. I'm looking forward to it very much...I was gone from the site for a long time, and I miss the hectic pace of one of Newgrounds' special holidays, hehe.

At 4/13/07 10:37 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 4/13/07 10:24 AM, Solidone wrote: looks like i am eligible to join as of yesterday then. :). awesome.

Congratulations! Just gotta wait for official confirmation by Phantom or PenguinLink, but yes, welcome to the fold.

Awesome, cheers.

At 4/13/07 10:37 AM, coop83 wrote:

April 30th

cool, cheers.

Clock Day is August 15th (Anniversary of submission of "B" - 6 years now, OMG!) Off the top of my head, I can't think of any more dates for special days.

I didnt think there were many other special days other than pico and clock day??

At 4/13/07 10:40 AM, Solidone wrote: I didnt think there were many other special days other than pico and clock day??

Is there still Lock day, also I think N00bNation will do a day if there do I need to do something on that day.

As I am in N00bNation, click sig.

At 4/13/07 10:44 AM, Odyssic wrote:

As I am in N00bNation, click sig.

I checked out the forum. I really couldnt make any sense of it though? Whats it all about?

At 4/13/07 10:47 AM, Solidone wrote: I checked out the forum. I really couldnt make any sense of it though? Whats it all about?

Its a flash crew, if you go to the collections and look for N00bNation you can watch them. N00bNation is a helping crew, I guess I would say I learned abit how to make movies then again I still suck.

At 4/13/07 10:52 AM, Odyssic wrote:

At 4/13/07 10:47 AM, Solidone wrote: I checked out the forum. I really couldnt make any sense of it though? Whats it all about?

Its a flash crew, if you go to the collections and look for N00bNation you can watch them. N00bNation is a helping crew, I guess I would say I learned abit how to make movies then again I still suck.

Ah, i was wondering what all those noobkebob things in the forum were about. I'll have to start checking some of them out.

I noticed the rule about no solicitation of mass voting, however, it seemed to apply to bad flash. I have a series that will be released soon. Can I not ask for a good score? You need to be able to pimp your own whores... uh... sirs. Also, forgive me if I don't post that much. I'm rarely on the BBS, but I've been lurking about as of late, so that may change.

Nope. People here still need to vote how they feel on a flash. Special favors don't happen around here.

That doesn't mean you can't tell the Barracks about your flash, though. Hell, I do that all the time, but one look at my scores can show you that I'm not getting a bastion of support, haha.

Speaking of, expect an honestly-good flash from me. I think it'll be the best flash I've made since Slash's Clock Day...this won't be no Secret Episode, hehe. ;-)

At 4/13/07 10:24 AM, Solidone wrote: looks like i am eligible to join as of yesterday then. :). awesome.

Does that mean you would like to join us?

At 4/13/07 10:37 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Speaking of, what ever happened to the forums? We had all our sexy FAQ and such there...

Forumcityusa are changing their servers and until they do you can kiss those forums goodbye.

At 4/13/07 10:40 AM, Solidone wrote: Awesome, cheers.

I guess that means you'd like to join, ok then, welcome aboard.

At 4/13/07 11:48 AM, Snerd wrote: I noticed the rule about no solicitation of mass voting, however, it seemed to apply to bad flash. I have a series that will be released soon. Can I not ask for a good score?

We will vote fairly, if it is good you can expect our honest votes, as for how many times it depends on the person.

At 4/13/07 12:13 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 4/13/07 10:40 AM, Solidone wrote: Awesome, cheers.

I guess that means you'd like to join, ok then, welcome aboard.

thanks.

JohnnyUtah's latest flash is so fucking high-quality that it literally overheats my computer. I have to watch it for like 30 seconds, pause it for a few minutes, then watch some more.

It's that incredible. O_O

Makes my currently in-progress flash look rather crappy.

Oh wait, it would look like that anyway. :-(

I made an Alpha for the next Slash Returns movie. Check it out if you got some free time!

Which I know y'all do, the portal isn't exactly lightning-fast today. :'(

Hello, and good evening to those on the East Coast.

I am Elite Guard Private Thing, and I would like to ask admittance to this club.

I was a prominent member in the Newgrounds Police Department Headquarters, being third in command after almost a year of service to the club. I was temporary Unit Ops of the headquarters for a week, and for 2 days I was the Commissioner during that week. I gathered many friends there, and was well like. Hopefully the same will be said when I leave this place.

I am also a member of the Newgrounds Department of Defense, and as of now, I am a Master Sargent, and also a very well like and prominent member. I participate in every bi-monthly competition there, usually coming in the top 5.

I will await your decision, and thank you in advance for allowing me to join, or curse you if you don't