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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Apr. 3rd, 2007 @ 01:34 AM Reply

At 4/3/07 01:18 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Top 5 Gainers:
pwroftheseagoat - 1369
Sentio – 1311
PenguinLink – 1176
MadCow – 1019
ArtDanVal – 988

Congrats to these guys for making it on this list. :)

07 // 33382 // 0391 // 027.9 // 014.2+ // Seamonky

Something is terribly wrong here. I remember he days where I used to Blam and Protect more. Now, I feel like I'm not doing anything on Newgrounds. I need to get my ass back in the game or else people are gonna past me. >:(

Thanks for the update...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Apr. 3rd, 2007 @ 01:40 AM Reply

At 4/3/07 01:26 AM, MadCow wrote: How is MetalDart a new member?
Or do you mean, since he left for a while, and then decided to come back, so you're marking him as New like what happened with me?

Thats what I meant. I guess I should rename that section as "New to the update" list instead of "New members" list.

Still, good update :)

Thankyou Sir!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Apr. 3rd, 2007 @ 02:13 AM Reply

At 4/3/07 01:18 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

Woo, update time!

Barracks roster – April 3, 2007

Sterockicy’s note:

Another fortnight, another update! This week I decided to change around the number system slightly to make it a little more aligned. As you will notice there are more 0’s in front of most of the figures, this is to make it more centred which makes it easier for you to compare your stats with others. It also makes the update look a little cleaner and handsome. I look forward to your abusive posts telling me I have made hundreds of mistakes! Not mentioning any names………..SENTIO!

I have no idea what you're talking about :p. I like the new aligned look though- it's much easier to compare everyones stats now.

Top 5 Gainers:

pwroftheseagoat - 1369
Sentio – 1311
PenguinLink – 1176
MadCow – 1019
ArtDanVal – 988

Yeay, made it in the top 5 again. I probably won't for the next update as I'll be gone almost all of next week, but the week after I may well make EGSC, at long last :D Congrats to pwroftheseagoat on top place again- I need a B/P hungry wife if I'm going to compete with that pace :p.

08 // 31740 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.0+ // EagleRock
09 // 30190 // 0005 // 000.4 // 000.3+ // SlashFirestorm

The next two targets- it's kind of sad to think you two will be the next to be passed- there was a time I never thought I'd get near Slash at the pace he was going, or Eagle for that matter :(

10 // 28826 // 1311 // 093.6 // 010.3+ // Sentio

Top 10 now! Woo! Much better pace than the last update, and EGSC is so close now I can smell it (it smells of alcohol and strippers before you ask...). Two to three weeks to go!

11 // 28316 // 0763 // 054.5 // 014.9- // Hemlok

Our long battle seems to be over for the time being, with a decent gap being pulled out. Even with the gain you will get next week while I'm away, you still won't catch me at that pace. Get back here and give me some competition damn it!

12 // 27587 // 0486 // 034.7 // 038.9- // life

I noticed a big slow down from you. Is that inactivity, or a desire to have 15,000 blams and saves at EGSC (I noticed you were on 14,999 saves earlier)?


We are getting ever so close to having 50 members. C’mon Elite Guards, Join us, JOIN US!

Awesome- it's nice to have a lot of people around, although ideally they would all be active! It has slowed down around these parts over recent months.

Enjoy!

I did :D. Can't even see any mistakes!

And with that I'm off to bed- I'm just two days into my new training regime, and already I am aching horribly. This had better get easier, or the next 6 months are going to be very unpleasant.

*Salutes*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Apr. 3rd, 2007 @ 02:21 AM Reply

At 4/3/07 01:16 AM, MadCow wrote: I don't know wtf Pokemon lemon is, so that automatically makes you a noob.

A lemon is a sexually explicit fanfiction. So...oh lord, I guess I am a noob, a noob at life. :'(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Apr. 3rd, 2007 @ 02:23 AM Reply

At 4/3/07 02:21 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/3/07 01:16 AM, MadCow wrote: I don't know wtf Pokemon lemon is, so that automatically makes you a noob.
A lemon is a sexually explicit fanfiction. So...oh lord, I guess I am a noob, a noob at life. :'(

-If I passed you in Blam and Protect Points, then yes noob. ;)
-Man, I wish you would Blam and Protect like you use too. I'm not getting anywhere. You can pass me.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Apr. 3rd, 2007 @ 02:28 AM Reply

At 4/3/07 02:23 AM, Seamonky wrote: -If I passed you in Blam and Protect Points, then yes noob. ;)
-Man, I wish you would Blam and Protect like you use too. I'm not getting anywhere. You can pass me.

If the MOTHERFUCKING NEW LAYOUT would ever arrive, I'd probably go nuts and B/P. Or maybe even make a new profile and proceed to pass everyone (again) and laugh and point and fap.

Plus then I'd have better incentive to get my computer fixed, and begin the SECOND ERA OF SLASH RETURNS flashes...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Apr. 3rd, 2007 @ 03:46 AM Reply

Sorry to change the subject off my awesome update but has anyone else looked in the General section of the BBS lately. I have seen about 10 topics all relating to penises. What are your thoughts on this? Is the General section becoming a cheap, tasteless place to go?

Also, you may not have noticed from the update but I hit 9000 b/p points just before. Its a weird feeling not leveling up after hitting that milestone. I have around 450 points STILL to go before the next (easier to pronounce and spell) level.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Apr. 3rd, 2007 @ 03:53 AM Reply

At 4/3/07 01:18 AM, Sterockicy wrote: 01 // 52113 // 0411 // 029.4 // 030.1- // ADT

He actually slowed down, I wonder what happened, I guess life hit him too.

02 // 50093 // 0754 // 053.9 // 001.3- // Phantom

Pretty crappy as always but I'm still hanging in there.

03 // 48739 // 0719 // 051.4 // 012.8+ // X-Naut

I passed you once, but I don't know what will be with you know. So...Back off


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Apr. 3rd, 2007 @ 04:50 AM Reply

At 4/3/07 03:46 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Sorry to change the subject off my awesome update but has anyone else looked in the General section of the BBS lately. I have seen about 10 topics all relating to penises. What are your thoughts on this? Is the General section becoming a cheap, tasteless place to go?

General, cheap and tasteless?!

NO WAI

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Apr. 3rd, 2007 @ 07:16 AM Reply

At 4/3/07 01:18 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Top 5 Gainers:

pwroftheseagoat - 1369
Sentio – 1311
PenguinLink – 1176
MadCow – 1019
ArtDanVal – 988

Well done all of you!

Special Congratulatory list:
Top 3 biggest average rises: Odyssic + 28.5, BlueHippo + 21.5, Shanus + 18.2!

Well I did have Portal Guard to tell me when a flash was in the portal.

Rank // B/S // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
39 // 03023 // 0622 // 044.4 // 028.5+ // Odyssic

Wow 622 in a fournight, maybe more next fournight?

*Salutes*

*Salutes*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Apr. 3rd, 2007 @ 01:54 PM Reply

At 4/3/07 01:18 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
Barracks roster – April 3, 2007

Thanks for the Update! :D

Sterockicy’s note:

Nice adjustment you made there. It indeed looks much cleaner. :) Good job.

Top 5 Gainers:
pwroftheseagoat - 1369
Sentio – 1311
PenguinLink – 1176
MadCow – 1019
ArtDanVal – 988

Congratulations! Keep up the great work!

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Sentio, pwroftheseagoat, PenguinLink!

Again, congratulations to you two. :)

New EGB members: Coop83, MetalDart, ElementalSoldier, Whitcomb!

Welcome back! :) And greetings, Whitcomb.

Top 3 biggest average rises: Odyssic + 28.5, BlueHippo + 21.5, Shanus + 18.2!

Congratulatons! Coming back with a vengeance I see. :O

08 // 31740 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.0+ // EagleRock
09 // 30190 // 0005 // 000.4 // 000.3+ // SlashFirestorm
10 // 28826 // 1311 // 093.6 // 010.3+ // Sentio
11 // 28316 // 0763 // 054.5 // 014.9- // Hemlok

Pretty tight notch between you four. Hemlok seems to have slowed down, just like a couple of other members have as well. :( And a little advise Sentio. :P Don't plan on passing Sir EagleRock, or he'll use his EGSC powers and toast you in a matter of seconds! :D

16 // 23491 // 1019 // 072.8 // 007.7+ // MadCow
17 // 22472 // 1369 // 097.8 // 070.7- // pwroftheseagoat

I see a battle going on in here as well. :)

24 // 09014 // 0620 // 044.3 // 011.1- // Sterockicy

Congratulations on reaching 9,000 B/P Points, buddy! :D Keep up the great work. 1,000 more and you'll reach the big number of 10,000! :O

26 // 07184 // 0595 // 042.5 // 018.2+ // Shanus
27 // 07108 // 0689 // 049.2 // 004.3+ // DarkSoldier

You guys are doing great as well. Keep guarding the portal well, soldiers!

38 // 03089 // 0545 // 038.9 // 005.5- // DarkLotusJuggalo
39 // 03023 // 0622 // 044.4 // 028.5+ // Odyssic

You guys are in a tight spot as well. :O

21 // 13360 // 1176 // 084.0 // 012.7+ // PenguinLink

This has been one of my best weeks so far. :)

We are getting ever so close to having 50 members. C’mon Elite Guards, Join us, JOIN US!

I say we make a flash that consists of advertising the Elite Guard Barracks! Ha, kidding. :)

Enjoy!

You did a great job. As far as I can see, you didn't make any mistakes. :)

*Salutes*

*Salutes*

At 4/3/07 02:13 AM, Sentio wrote:
Top 10 now! Woo! Much better pace than the last update, and EGSC is so close now I can smell it (it smells of alcohol and strippers before you ask...). Two to three weeks to go!

It also smells of McDonalds! :D lol...

At 4/3/07 02:28 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
If the MOTHERFUCKING NEW LAYOUT would ever arrive, I'd probably go nuts and B/P. Or maybe even make a new profile and proceed to pass everyone (again) and laugh and point and fap.

*PenguinLink sees Slash crying in the corner, waiting for the New layout to come. He then goes and pats him on the back. "Don't worry, it'll come soon enough". He then starts walking away and he gets hit by a lemon. "Where in the hell did that come from?"*

At 4/3/07 03:46 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
Sorry to change the subject off my awesome update but has anyone else looked in the General section of the BBS lately. I have seen about 10 topics all relating to penises. What are your thoughts on this? Is the General section becoming a cheap, tasteless place to go?

My guess is that someone made a topic about it and everyone decided to parody it. Dunno, that happens regularly in the general section of the BBS. But sometimes there are some good topics to post in about, although some rarely interest me.

*Salutes*

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At 4/3/07 01:26 AM, MadCow wrote: How is MetalDart a new member?

The same way that I am - was a member, then left and has now rejoined, so there are no prior records of him from last week.

Typical, I'm stuckbehind two of the most prolific current members - I'm about to be abused into 16th place by MadCow :'(

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Apr. 3rd, 2007 @ 04:06 PM Reply

At 4/3/07 02:07 PM, Coop83 wrote:
At 4/3/07 01:26 AM, MadCow wrote: How is MetalDart a new member?
The same way that I am - was a member, then left and has now rejoined, so there are no prior records of him from last week.

Ah, that's what I thought.
That's what happened when I came back too...

Typical, I'm stuckbehind two of the most prolific current members - I'm about to be abused into 16th place by MadCow :'(

HeL yesh you iz >:o
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Also, I'm now Elite Guard Lieutenant General!
But I was asleep when I got to it, so I missed it, kinda :[

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REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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At 4/3/07 04:06 PM, MadCow wrote:
Also, I'm now Elite Guard Lieutenant General!
But I was asleep when I got to it, so I missed it, kinda :[

Congratulations! :D Keep up the great work. :)

Coop83 also missed his new badge while being asleep. 0_0 But I can understand that. I can't name a user who has stayed up at 1 o' clock in the morning just to see his newly acquired badge. Keep up the great work, with this pace, you'll be an Elite Guard Supreme Commander in no time. :)

*Salutes*

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At 4/3/07 04:23 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
At 4/3/07 04:06 PM, MadCow wrote:
Also, I'm now Elite Guard Lieutenant General!
But I was asleep when I got to it, so I missed it, kinda :[
Congratulations! :D Keep up the great work. :)

Thanks ;)


Coop83 also missed his new badge while being asleep. 0_0 But I can understand that. I can't name a user who has stayed up at 1 o' clock in the morning just to see his newly acquired badge.

I didn't sleep for 2 days before I got the badge.
I'm an insomniac, but it seems the days I actually go to sleep are the days I miss something like a new badge >___<

Keep up the great work, with this pace, you'll be an Elite Guard Supreme Commander in no time. :)

Yeah, then I can sleep easy, hah.
Once I get to 10k posts and EGSC I'm going to do other stuff, and become a bit inactive, hopefully (school and other stuff).

*Salutes*

*shows disrespect by not saluting back* >:}


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Apr. 3rd, 2007 @ 09:37 PM Reply

At 4/3/07 01:18 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
Barracks roster – April 3, 2007

Thanks again Sterockicy!

Top 5 Gainers:
Special Congratulatory list:

Keep up the good work and welcome.

Rank // B/S // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
02 // 50093 // 0754 // 053.9 // 001.3- // Phantom

Congrats on reaching 50k Dan.

03 // 48739 // 0719 // 051.4 // 012.8+ // X-Naut

Someday...

04 // 46916 // 0406 // 029.0 // 021.5+ // BlueHippo

If I can gain 20 points more then you everyday for the next 200 days, I will pass you.

... Just to put things in perspective.

05 // 43042 // 0753 // 053.8 // 009.3- // Major-punk

I'm very pleased to see I'm still in the top 5. My pace was a little down this week but it's still competitive. I'm aiming for 44k next fortnight/update. =)

06 // 42149 // 0860 // 061.4 // 026.5- // pepeatumi

Yes I'm still keeping an eye on you.

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Blams: 11074 (+35 since last log)
Saves: 12483 (+36 since last log)
Total B/P points: 23557
Total B/P points acquired today: 71
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Lieutenant General (1943 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 22.609
B/P Rank: #137 (0 move since last log)

It was an ok day.
The only highlight was getting to EGLG.

I wasn't even on most of the day.
Although none of you people will know since this fuckin club is so INACTIVE D;


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At 4/3/07 05:16 PM, MadCow wrote:
Thanks ;)

You're welcome. :)

I didn't sleep for 2 days before I got the badge.
I'm an insomniac, but it seems the days I actually go to sleep are the days I miss something like a new badge >___<

You surely are a dedicated soldier. :) Or I hope so, because I can't imagine what you could be doing so late at night. You would be a great Nighttime guard, because our current guard, Sterockicy, is slacking off. >:) (Ha, kidding bud.)

Yeah, then I can sleep easy, hah.
Once I get to 10k posts and EGSC I'm going to do other stuff, and become a bit inactive, hopefully (school and other stuff).

Oh teh noes! You won't be able to make Sigs for us anymore once you become an Elite Guard Supreme Commander! :O

*shows disrespect by not saluting back* >:}

*Shows respect anyway by saluting, since MadCow is in a superior rank than him.*

*Salutes*

At 4/3/07 09:37 PM, Major-punk wrote:
I'm very pleased to see I'm still in the top 5. My pace was a little down this week but it's still competitive. I'm aiming for 44k next fortnight/update. =)

If you keep up that great pace, acquiring 44,000 B/P Points should be a breeze for you. :)

At 4/3/07 11:53 PM, MadCow wrote:
Although none of you people will know since this fuckin club is so INACTIVE D;

Reading this statement and seeing the mad cow in your Sig sends chills up my spine. :O

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At 4/3/07 02:13 AM, Sentio wrote:
Woo, update time!

Woo, Me getting recognition time!

At 4/3/07 01:54 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
Thanks for the Update! :D

No worries, Good pace by the way! 2nd time for you in the top 5 gainers. I guess you have to keep up a pace like that to stay in the top 300 b/pers list.

At 4/3/07 02:07 PM, Coop83 wrote:
Thanks for the update, Sterockicy

No probs, Your on the list now. I think your on enough already though!

At 4/3/07 09:37 PM, Major-punk wrote:
Thanks again Sterockicy!

Enough with the thanks, Its not like slave labour, I dont mind doing it.

I am glad none of you have found any mistakes on my update as of now and I hope that next fortnight when I am doing it that I dont find that I have made a big mistake and someone ends up making 10000 points. Not that that has ever happened before though ;-P

I just found out that my attempts of making over 100 points a day average for the next update is going to be extremely hard to do thanks to this weekend coming up. I just realised that Saturday is my Mums Birthday, Sundays Easter (how could i forget that) and Monday is a day off for my Dad (just great!) and my Football team is playing that day so I will have to go to that.

Today was bad enough a day for my pace, I had a shocker! But now with all of that stuff added to the mix, my dream of getting of getting a pace like that over the holiz is almost certainly over.

WHY?

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At 4/4/07 01:28 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
I just found out that my attempts of making over 100 points a day average for the next update is going to be extremely hard to do thanks to this weekend coming up. I just realised that Saturday is my Mums Birthday, Sundays Easter (how could i forget that) and Monday is a day off for my Dad (just great!) and my Football team is playing that day so I will have to go to that.

Yeah, I stand no chance of that either. This weekend I'm hopefully off to Boston after it was cancelled before, but there is still time for a freak storm or something to cancel this flight as well. After all I have a 100% record of flights cancelled out of Denver International Airport. On top of that my dad is visiting for most of next week, and I'll probably spend most of it up in the Rockies somewhere, although getting the time off work is looking impossible... No points for me!

Today was bad enough a day for my pace, I had a shocker! But now with all of that stuff added to the mix, my dream of getting of getting a pace like that over the holiz is almost certainly over.

To be honest even the best of us aren't getting 100 per day at the moment. AfroUnderscoreStud and pwroftheseagoat are the only two on the top 300 list making it, and even they are only just. I'm B/Ping solidly for 16 hours a day and still only making 90 or so outside of the weekends.

But don't despair yet- the whistled submissions will be cleared tonight, and with them a pile of B/P points that have been stashed away for months (Wade posted about it in General this morning- can't be bothered to find link).

*Salutes*

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At 4/2/07 07:46 PM, MadCow wrote: http://www.google.com/tisp/
It's supposed to be this broadband service that you set up by flushing cables and stuff down the toilet, I thought it was real at first (before I read the installation part), so they got me kinda good :P

As funny as that was, I still think the YTMND was the best.

Heh, they had pink names that one time didn't they? Or was that only Pink mod names since Stamper got Modded. I forget D:

Just the mod names. and then a bunch of threads started coming up, because everyone was confused. All from the Newgrounds Voicemail thread. I hope you still remember who it was that made that suggestion. ;)

That plunger thing isn't a bad idea though, if only they weren't so cheap/uncreative this year, they could have done some really neat stuff.

Indeed.

At 4/3/07 01:18 AM, Sterockicy wrote: 01 // 52113 // 0411 // 029.4 // 030.1- // ADT

Wait, am I seeing this right? ADT actually slowed down? :o

02 // 50093 // 0754 // 053.9 // 001.3- // Phantom

While you on the other hand, must enjoy tormenting by pulling farther away.

03 // 48739 // 0719 // 051.4 // 012.8+ // X-Naut

Not bad. Not bad at all.

At 4/3/07 03:53 AM, Phantom wrote: So...Back off

lolno.

At 4/3/07 09:37 PM, Major-punk wrote: Someday...

More like in your dreams. :p

At 4/3/07 11:53 PM, MadCow wrote: Although none of you people will know since this fuckin club is so INACTIVE D;

SAWREE MENG.


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At 4/4/07 01:45 AM, X-Naut wrote: While you on the other hand, must enjoy tormenting by pulling farther away.

You should know that really won't last with me, I'm finding myself busy with other things and not with B/P, much less now that the interest in B/P is all gone.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Apr. 4th, 2007 @ 10:58 AM Reply

At 4/4/07 10:02 AM, Phantom wrote:
I'm finding myself busy with other things and not with B/P, much less now that the interest in B/P is all gone.

I know how it is. There always seem to be 100 things that need to be done, Just look at how poor I've done.

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Bah, I'm ashamed to call myself a member of the barracks. Mind you I have got some time off work not long from now so mabey I can push it up a bit or spend my time on my new X-thing 360. I got it yesterday and I think that it is good fun (console, 2 controllers, 4 games for £300 brand new).

Finaly I hit level 11 yesterday as well. I miss my boxing glove. But I must persever to get to level 12 (the one I really want).

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Apr. 4th, 2007 @ 02:33 PM Reply

At 4/4/07 01:28 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
No worries, Good pace by the way! 2nd time for you in the top 5 gainers. I guess you have to keep up a pace like that to stay in the top 300 b/pers list.

Actually, you don't have to maintain a strong pace in order to stay in the Top 300 B/Pers list. Once you join the List, there is a fairly large amount of inactive users above you so passing them is a breeze. You're doing great as well, so keep it up!

Enough with the thanks, Its not like slave labour, I dont mind doing it.

Who said it wasn't slave labor? >:)

*PenguinLink hits Sterockicy with a rope and yells, "Get that update ready for next, next, next Tuesday!"*

I just found out that my attempts of making over 100 points a day average for the next update is going to be extremely hard to do thanks to this weekend coming up. I just realised that Saturday is my Mums Birthday, Sundays Easter (how could i forget that) and Monday is a day off for my Dad (just great!) and my Football team is playing that day so I will have to go to that.

I'm sorry to hear that. :( At the very least have fun in the Football game you're going to, and I wish your Mother a happy Birthday. :)

WHY?

Because we hate you. Now get over it. :D

*Salutes*

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At 4/4/07 01:45 AM, Sentio wrote:
Yeah, I stand no chance of that either. This weekend I'm hopefully off to Boston after it was cancelled before, but there is still time for a freak storm or something to cancel this flight as well. After all I have a 100% record of flights cancelled out of Denver International Airport. On top of that my dad is visiting for most of next week, and I'll probably spend most of it up in the Rockies somewhere, although getting the time off work is looking impossible... No points for me!

I'm sorry to hear you won't be getting any points either. :( But I hope you have a nice flight and good time up in the Rockies. :) When you come back, it will be very close to Pico day so there is an opportunity to boost up your B/P Points! :D

But don't despair yet- the whistled submissions will be cleared tonight, and with them a pile of B/P points that have been stashed away for months (Wade posted about it in General this morning- can't be bothered to find link).

Hooray! Long-lost B/P Points galore! :D

*salutes*

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At 4/4/07 10:58 AM, ever-vigilant wrote:
Finaly I hit level 11 yesterday as well. I miss my boxing glove. But I must persever to get to level 12 (the one I really want).

Congratulations on reaching Level 11! :)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Apr. 4th, 2007 @ 06:25 PM Reply

At 4/4/07 01:28 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
At 4/3/07 02:07 PM, Coop83 wrote: Thanks for the update, Sterockicy
No probs, Your on the list now. I think your on enough already though!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Apr. 4th, 2007 @ 11:48 PM Reply

Blams: 11109 (+35 since last log)
Saves: 12519 (+36 since last log)
Total B/P points: 23628
Total B/P points acquired today: 71
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Lieutenant General (1872 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 22.655
B/P Rank: #136 (+1 move since last log)

Plus the 19 under judgement to make a total of 90 points today, I guess. Another ok day. I went up another place, I think I passed leveloneaccount!

Also, what's up with everyone? I refuse to stop posting until this topic is completely active again!!! D:


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At 4/4/07 11:48 PM, MadCow wrote: Also, what's up with everyone? I refuse to stop posting until this topic is completely active again!!! D:

Chapter four of my disturbing Pokemon fanfiction is up. :sigh:
I refuse to stop browsing the site until the new layout is up. November '06 my ass...I have a bad feeling this is gonna be the PM system all over again...

If this goes on much long, I might start B/P'ing again. :-O


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I drop in every now and then MadCow. :3


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Apr. 5th, 2007 @ 12:55 AM Reply

At 4/4/07 10:58 AM, ever-vigilant wrote:
Finaly I hit level 11 yesterday as well. I miss my boxing glove. But I must persever to get to level 12 (the one I really want).

Congrats on the new rank- I doubt you will ever reach level 12, but then I didn't think I would make level 13, and now I'm only a month away from 14!

At 4/4/07 02:33 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
Actually, you don't have to maintain a strong pace in order to stay in the Top 300 B/Pers list. Once you join the List, there is a fairly large amount of inactive users above you so passing them is a breeze. You're doing great as well, so keep it up!

Not at all in fact- I was inactive for 3 months whilst at around rank 210, and only dropped 10 spots that entire time. The majority of users between 300 and 100 are inactive and got those points a long time ago, so you can really race up the ranks at first. People move a lot faster in the top 100 though (except for the inactive group around EGSC), so I've got my work cut out to keep climbing.

I'm sorry to hear you won't be getting any points either. :( But I hope you have a nice flight and good time up in the Rockies. :) When you come back, it will be very close to Pico day so there is an opportunity to boost up your B/P Points! :D

I don't care about not getting points- it should be a great week, and I really hope I can escape work as much as possible, as I've been running three experiments at the same time the last couple of days, which is slowly killing me... (they aren't even in the same building!). Pico Day should be fun though- with luck I'll be EGSC by then.

Hooray! Long-lost B/P Points galore! :D

I didn't seem to gain anything :( I thought you gained points for whistled submissions that are eventually deleted, but evidently not- if it were true I'd have an extra 100 or so points today.

At 4/4/07 06:25 PM, Coop83 wrote:
I'm not on the top Blammers list yet, that's my next target!

That is my next target too... though I still need to get on the top VP list as well. That won't be happening any time soon though- if only I had learnt how to deposit experience when I first joined. I'd be level 15 by now.

At 4/4/07 11:48 PM, MadCow wrote:
Also, what's up with everyone? I refuse to stop posting until this topic is completely active again!!! D:

Work sucks, that pretty much sums it up.

At 4/4/07 11:52 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
If this goes on much long, I might start B/P'ing again. :-O

Just wait until I've passed you please :D. Only another few weeks before I do- I passed 29,000 B/P today.

At 4/5/07 12:02 AM, MetalDart wrote: I drop in every now and then MadCow. :3

Why hello there.

And with that I'm going to go and collapse in a corner. 14 hour work days should be illegal or something...

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At 4/5/07 12:02 AM, MetalDart wrote:
I drop in every now and then MadCow. :3

Why hello there MetalDart. Other than congratulating us on 700 Pages, it has been some time since you've posted in here, meng :)

At 4/5/07 12:55 AM, Sentio wrote:
I didn't seem to gain anything :( I thought you gained points for whistled submissions that are eventually deleted, but evidently not- if it were true I'd have an extra 100 or so points today.

Maybe you get Whistle Points instead of B/P Points. I dunno. 0_0

if only I had learnt how to deposit experience when I first joined. I'd be level 15 by now.

I hear you man. I could have been early Level 14, or late Level 13 by now if I had deposited every day. :(

Work sucks, that pretty much sums it up.

You forgot School. School sucks as well. >:(

And with that I'm going to go and collapse in a corner. 14 hour work days should be illegal or something...

You must be pretty tired. No alcohol to ease your weariness? :)

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