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happy 700 pages everyone and for this great day i have brought 3 things. Furry Strippers both female and male for both the guy and girls, I brought some sake and a cake enjoy everyone.

Happy 700th page and whatnot everyone :)

Blams: 10876 (+22 since last log)
Saves: 12300 (+34 since last log)
Total B/P points: 23176
Total B/P points acquired today: 56
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Major General (324 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 22.329
B/P Rank: #137 (0 move since last log)

+10 under judgement. Meh, not that great of a day really.
Although I saw going stuff afterschool so I probably missed some points there.

SUP PPLZ

Greetings all, Welcome to the 700 page! Just 300 to go until we can celebrate a really cool achievement.

Its now OFFICIALLY school holidays for me and I have been b/ping cCrRrRrAZZzzZYyY!

I havent been posting much at all on NG lately and I really should start again. Otherwise my daily average will drop below 4 posts a day. ARGHHHH! I have been playing halo too much. I know what your thinking, Why the hell am I playing halo its way old? Yes it is but Halo 2 isnt out on Computer yet and I am too lazy to go out and buy a newer online game. If you can suggest to me a good game to buy I might get it but I need to know for sure that its good before I get off my arse.

I am now only 78 ranks away from making the top 300 b/pers list. It sounds like an easy and not too distant achievement but I think it will take a good month. Hopefully the holiday period will speed it up a bit. Who knows?

Anyways, You can ask me questions now if you want because I will probably reply to them this time. :-P I will get involved in some EGB conversation now.

*Salutes*

700 page, and 2 weeks off school. Thats going to be alot of B/P. Anyway back to the portal.

Blams: 10949 (+73 since last log)
Saves: 12341 (+41 since last log)
Total B/P points: 23290
Total B/P points acquired today: 114
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Major General (210 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 22.415
B/P Rank: #137 (0 move since last log)

+17 points I got since that log (a couple hours before the new grounds gold day) and +22 Under Judgement. Very good day, actually. I got a lot of blam points thanks to that short spam attack earlier today, from the Barney Bunch or whatever.

Did anyone else have a good day b/ping? Or just a good day in general? I saw that movie "Blades of Glory" today, it was pretty good and funny, I like Will Ferrel and him and Jon Heder had good chemistry and whatnot ;p

At 4/1/07 01:57 AM, MadCow wrote: Blams: 10949 (+73 since last log)
Saves: 12341 (+41 since last log)
Total B/P points: 23290
Total B/P points acquired today: 114
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Major General (210 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 22.415
B/P Rank: #137 (0 move since last log)

Well that's cool.

Also i have achieved Elite Guard Sergeant Major along with Total B/P points: 7000.

In other news tomorrow night will be the end of eating bread for a hole week for me. Yes I celebrate Passover since i'm Jewish and lalala and so on. So i guess you guys could welcome me to hell because not eating bread feels like hell.

This is how I am doing so far today:
Blams: 1368 (+6 since last log)
Saves: 1546 (+31 since last log)
Total B/P points: 2914
Total B/P points acquired today: 37
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Corporal (86 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 7.408
B/P Rank: #1346 (+40 move since last log)
Protect/Blam Ratio: 1.12994350282

I only need 86 more points!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/371592

Gross penis mutilation vid.
Whistle.

SIR! Permission to join up, Sir! I, a mere officer in the Flash Portal Police Department, would be honored to be accepted as one of the recruits. I will lay down my life in order to protect the sanctity of the portal. "To protect and serve the Portal. To save the lives of quality flash and destroy those who would do harm" That is my solem oath. I will work hard to join your ranks.

At 4/1/07 07:12 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: SIR! Permission to join up, Sir! I, a mere officer in the Flash Portal Police Department, would be honored to be accepted as one of the recruits. I will lay down my life in order to protect the sanctity of the portal. "To protect and serve the Portal. To save the lives of quality flash and destroy those who would do harm" That is my solem oath. I will work hard to join your ranks.

You need to be an Elite Guard (1,500+ b/p points) to join. So go to the portal and rack up some points, then come back! In the meantime, you can join the NGPD, since you're already a police officer rank.

SIR! Thank you, Sir!

Sorry for my recent inactivity here sirs. I have good news though, I went up another level not too long ago, I've been having troubles recently but now I should be back for good!

*Salutes*

Blams: 11012 (+63 since last log)
Saves: 12409 (+68 since last log)
Total B/P points: 23421
Total B/P points acquired today: 131
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Major General (79 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 22.521
B/P Rank: #137 (0 move since last log)

+5 I also got and +11 Under Judgement.
Extraordinary day really.
I'm really close to the next badge, and I got 11,000 blams today :)

How was April Fool's day for everyone? I thought Google and YTMND had the best pranks. I was a little disappointed in Newgrounds this year. They should have made a really crappy layout and say it was the new one instead of just making a slightly different version of the regular.

The best April Fool's thing here was in 2004 when they said McDonalds bought Newgrounds and stuff, it was funny.

Sorry for my absence over the weekend- I've been out and about getting drunk, sleeping off hangovers, and just generally not posting (this will be my second post all weekend...). When it's sunny there are so many better things to do than sit around on NG, so you can expect to see a little less of me over the coming months. For starters I've joined a tennis league here, and I'm planning on swimming every night from now until September to kick off my training for next years water polo season.

So anyway, congrats to Coop on EG Lieutenant General, and anyone else I missed in my quick skim through the posts. Also a small congrats to the EGB for 700 pages, although we've been around long enough now that every 100 page doesn't really merit celebration. Save them for the big 1000.

I've had an incredibly good day and a half of B/P, despite being out for so much of it- over 200 points since the top 300 update yesterday. That was mostly due to that spam attack yesterday afternoon, which gained me 35 points in under 10 minutes. Gotta love the Barney Bunch :D

Today's April Fool's Day joke was lame, but unlike most people (from what I have read), I wasn't expecting much else. Put it this way- had they spent a lot of time on a good joke and been forced to delay the actual redesign by another couple of weeks, people would be even more pissed. I like the new colour scheme at the top anyway, and I hope the real layout looks as nice as that. Can't be much longer now... *crosses fingers*

*salutes*

At 4/1/07 11:08 AM, Odyssic wrote: I only need 86 more points!

All stat posts are not allowed in the EGB, add real content to them and not just stats. And don't make repeat that. As for the rest, who cares.

:wanders in on a haze of lortab and lack of sleep:

Happy 700, everybody!

:collapses into a pile of strippers:

Happy 700th Page! I want to say this before the page changes, which is going to be soon. To everyone who has obtained a new badge, congratulations! Keep up the great work guys. Other than that, I have nothing more else to say, just that I need some sleep. >_>

*PenguinLink's head crashes abruptly into his keyboard and he starts snoring.*

*Salutes*

I got Elite Guard Sergeant, it didn't take as long as my last Badge (about a week maybe.) But now I have to get 1,000 B/P points until the next one. Maybe 2 weeks?

At 4/2/07 01:38 PM, Odyssic wrote: I got Elite Guard Sergeant, it didn't take as long as my last Badge (about a week maybe.) But now I have to get 1,000 B/P points until the next one. Maybe 2 weeks?

Haha!
Congratulations on your achievements!
I also noticed that you got a Voting Power of 6.66! OH NOEZ THE DEVIL IS HERE!

Hey congrats to the Barracks on 700 pages!

fuck I missed it. =(

At 3/30/07 02:44 PM, Coop83 wrote:

I drifted into lurking

Looks like I've done the same...

Oh well I suppose it happens to me every spring when the attractiveness of the warm weather overwhelms my will to post on the bbs.

At 4/2/07 05:49 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote:

My god..it's the army here. unfortunetly i don't have the needed rank. Im just a cop guy.

You know what to do.

At 3/30/07 03:30 AM, Phantom wrote: It's nice but don't make a big deal out of it or we'll seem like even bigger stat whores. Just carry on with your business but for now, congratulations to the EGB for making 700 pages, 696 with me. :-P

You're just mad I got the first post of the page and you didn't. :p

At 4/2/07 12:18 AM, MadCow wrote: How was April Fool's day for everyone? I thought Google and YTMND had the best pranks.

I don't recall the Google one, but the YTMND, that one was great.

I was a little disappointed in Newgrounds this year. They should have made a really crappy layout and say it was the new one instead of just making a slightly different version of the regular.

Or replaced all the levels with the plunger. Or make all the names pink or something. Because everytime I looked at the users online thing, all I saw was red and black. Reminds me too much of the Virtual Boy. And the painful headaches I got from that accursed thing.

At least the black navigation bar wasn't that bad.

And grats to everyone who got new badges. And yes, I'm too lazy to make a list for said people.

Original

Stolen

acorn7,reprting in even though i am only a civilian

At 4/2/07 07:21 PM, acorn7 wrote: acorn7,reprting in even though i am only a civilian

You don't meet the requirements to join here yet. Go to the portal and rack up some points until you have a total of 1500, make some good posts in the BBS and then come back to be reviewed. Good luck!

At 4/2/07 06:22 PM, X-Naut wrote:

At 4/2/07 12:18 AM, MadCow wrote: How was April Fool's day for everyone? I thought Google and YTMND had the best pranks.

I don't recall the Google one, but the YTMND, that one was great.

http://www.google.com/tisp/
It's supposed to be this broadband service that you set up by flushing cables and stuff down the toilet, I thought it was real at first (before I read the installation part), so they got me kinda good :P

I was a little disappointed in Newgrounds this year. They should have made a really crappy layout and say it was the new one instead of just making a slightly different version of the regular.

Or replaced all the levels with the plunger. Or make all the names pink or something. Because everytime I looked at the users online thing, all I saw was red and black. Reminds me too much of the Virtual Boy. And the painful headaches I got from that accursed thing.

Heh, they had pink names that one time didn't they? Or was that only Pink mod names since Stamper got Modded. I forget D:

That plunger thing isn't a bad idea though, if only they weren't so cheap/uncreative this year, they could have done some really neat stuff.

At least the black navigation bar wasn't that bad.

yeah, it looked kinda nice

And grats to everyone who got new badges. And yes, I'm too lazy to make a list for said people.

Oh yeah, I might get to that 3 star badge today, I only need 48 more points and there's 13 UJ, and it's only half way through the day ;}

Blams: 11039 (+27 since last log)
Saves: 12447 (+38 since last log)
Total B/P points: 23486
Total B/P points acquired today: 65
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Major General (14 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 22.562
B/P Rank: #137 (0 move since last log)

And there's 16 Under Judgement, so I should be posting a screenshot of my sexy new badge soon :}

Also, why is this club so inactive now? :[

At 4/3/07 12:05 AM, MadCow wrote: Also, why is this club so inactive now? :[

Because you touch yourself at night?

who doesn't?

I don't know. I spend my days checking for the new layout, watching Animal Planet, and writing Pokemon lemon fanfiction, how should I know? :-(

At 4/3/07 12:35 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 4/3/07 12:05 AM, MadCow wrote: Also, why is this club so inactive now? :[

Because you touch yourself at night?

who doesn't?

Someone without anything...
>____>
<____<
... "down there"

I don't know. I spend my days checking for the new layout, watching Animal Planet, and writing Pokemon lemon fanfiction, how should I know? :-(

The New Layout is never going to come out, noob.
Animal Planet is the poor man's Discovery Channel, noob.
I don't know wtf Pokemon lemon is, so that automatically makes you a noob.
And I don't know how you should know... n- noob :[

Barracks roster – April 3, 2007

Sterockicy’s note:

Another fortnight, another update! This week I decided to change around the number system slightly to make it a little more aligned. As you will notice there are more 0’s in front of most of the figures, this is to make it more centred which makes it easier for you to compare your stats with others. It also makes the update look a little cleaner and handsome. I look forward to your abusive posts telling me I have made hundreds of mistakes! Not mentioning any names………..SENTIO!

Top 5 Gainers:

pwroftheseagoat - 1369
Sentio – 1311
PenguinLink – 1176
MadCow – 1019
ArtDanVal – 988

Special Congratulatory list:

Mega Gainers: None!
Top gainers, repeat offenders: Sentio, pwroftheseagoat, PenguinLink!
New EGB members: Coop83, MetalDart, ElementalSoldier, Whitcomb!
Top 3 biggest average rises: Odyssic + 28.5, BlueHippo + 21.5, Shanus + 18.2!

Rank // B/S // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name

01 // 52113 // 0411 // 029.4 // 030.1- // ADT
02 // 50093 // 0754 // 053.9 // 001.3- // Phantom
03 // 48739 // 0719 // 051.4 // 012.8+ // X-Naut
04 // 46916 // 0406 // 029.0 // 021.5+ // BlueHippo
05 // 43042 // 0753 // 053.8 // 009.3- // Major-punk
06 // 42149 // 0860 // 061.4 // 026.5- // pepeatumi
07 // 33382 // 0391 // 027.9 // 014.2+ // Seamonky
08 // 31740 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.0+ // EagleRock
09 // 30190 // 0005 // 000.4 // 000.3+ // SlashFirestorm
10 // 28826 // 1311 // 093.6 // 010.3+ // Sentio
11 // 28316 // 0763 // 054.5 // 014.9- // Hemlok
12 // 27587 // 0486 // 034.7 // 038.9- // life
13 // 27584 // 0988 // 070.6 // 005.5+ // ArtDanVal
14 // 25845 // 0044 // 03.1 // 002.3- // LittleWashu
15 // 23644 // NEW // NEW // NEW // Coop83
16 // 23491 // 1019 // 072.8 // 007.7+ // MadCow
17 // 22472 // 1369 // 097.8 // 070.7- // pwroftheseagoat
18 // 22209 // NEW // NEW // NEW // MetalDart
19 // 16523 // 0442 // 031.6 // 002.2- // arianna1
20 // 16139 // 0241 // 017.2 // 002.5- // Casualty
21 // 13360 // 1176 // 084.0 // 012.7+ // PenguinLink
22 // 12514 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.0+ // EIMaster
23 // 09243 // 0169 // 012.1 // 001.7- // ever-vigilant
24 // 09014 // 0620 // 044.3 // 011.1- // Sterockicy
25 // 07396 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.1- // HoboPorn
26 // 07184 // 0595 // 042.5 // 018.2+ // Shanus
27 // 07108 // 0689 // 049.2 // 004.3+ // DarkSoldier
28 // 06837 // 0097 // 006.9 // 003.9- // Dela
29 // 06465 // 0005 // 000.4 // 000.4+ // Perengrinus
30 // 06233 // 0004 // 000.3 // 001.7- // Nerijus
31 // 05986 // 0054 // 003.9 // 000.3- // Sixers1fan
32 // 04206 // 0045 // 003.2 // 003.2+ // PossiblePancakes
33 // 04020 // 0001 // 000.1 // 000.1+ // Turkeybean
34 // 03844 // 0009 // 000.6 // 000.5+ // dawin45
35 // 03697 // 0018 // 001.3 // 001.3+ // Zornkatzu
36 // 03568 // 0038 // 002.7 // 001.5+ // RSQViper
37 // 03403 // 0038 // 002.7 // 000.4- // Black-Flame
38 // 03089 // 0545 // 038.9 // 005.5- // DarkLotusJuggalo
39 // 03023 // 0622 // 044.4 // 028.5+ // Odyssic
40 // 02881 // NEW // NEW // NEW // ElementalSoldier
41 // 02513 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.0+ // sparkingAC195
42 // 02336 // 0171 // 012.2 // 005.8+ // Gorillazrock
43 // 02176 // NEW // NEW // NEW // Whitcomb
44 // 02174 // 0007 // 000.5 // 000.0+ // SilentSoldier
45 // 02124 // 0002 // 000.1 // 003.7- // KermitTheMuppet
46 // 02114 // 0010 // 000.7 // 000.1+ // generalmario
47 // 01860 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.3- // Imacow
48 // 01690 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.0+ // MrAngel

We are getting ever so close to having 50 members. C’mon Elite Guards, Join us, JOIN US!

Link to previous update anyone?

Enjoy!

*Salutes*

How is MetalDart a new member?
Or do you mean, since he left for a while, and then decided to come back, so you're marking him as New like what happened with me?

Still, good update :)