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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-20 00:45:32 Reply

At 2/20/07 12:29 AM, PenguinLink wrote:
Are you seriously drunk, or are you joking? :0 Because truthfully, I can't notice or find any typos you have been making throughout the review or the last couple of posts you have made. Man, you must be Superman to type drunk and not make any typos. I suppose when you're drunk, you are one happy person. :D

Well lets put it this way- I had 5 pints of Stella in the pub earlier, and I'm now on my 7th can of Bud this evening. I think that probably qualifies as drunk :D. The magic of posting is I can go back over it and correct any errors (of which there are many). Even in my seriously hammered state I can still spot a typo- it helps that firefox is marking them all out for me as well. On top of that I don't really lose much brain function when drunk, rather I get very happy (or sad if the circumstances are different), I find it hard to sit still, and I don't stop talking. As such every girl I have ever dated met me when drunk :D.

Wait! I made a huge error! The name of the book I provided you with was the incorrect description of the actual book I was reading. Sorry about that. (Waits for Sentio to get mad and spill his beer all over his laptop.)

*Starts to polish baseball bat*

Haha, kidding. Once you begin reading the first few pages, let me know what you think of it once you get it. :)

Sheesh- you put my laptop in danger for nothing! Just think yourself lucky that I don't want bloodstains on my bat, and that I probably couldn't hit you anyway in my current state...

I just read the first few lines of your description there and my face went totally blank. I literally got lost. Example of the face I had after reading the description: ---------------------> 0_0

Lol, I'll have to keep forcing real sport down your throat until you understand then :D. For a starter, go check out the
football page of the BBC website. GREEN AND WHITE BARMY ARMY!

Sweet, a Bud! Wait, is it Bud light, or a Budweiser? Bubweisers tend to get me drunk in a matter of minutes. So I warn you. (I am not responsible for any weird or drunk acts I may commit. I shall blame all of it on Sentio :D)

Just a standard Bud, so I'll be looking forward to your drunkenness, you light weight :). I'd drink a proper beer, but it is the cheapest I can get over here, and with my limited finances that is all that counts. I'd love to see what a true English cider would do to you- some of them are 2 or 3 times stronger than Bud.

With that long-ass descripton, there is no doubt in my mind you are the biggest footie fan on the planet. :)

You have no idea- I should come with a health warning: "mention football in this persons presence and don't expect him to shut up for the next 6 hours". Seriously, there isn't a lot I don't know about footie over the last 15 years or so.

*Salutes*

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Note subtle cutting of the chain each time :D


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At 2/19/07 06:12 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: Elite Guard Sergeant First Class & Total B/P points: 5000!
At 2/17/07 05:03 PM, PenguinLink wrote: In another note, I recently acquired 10,000 B/P Points. :)

Congrats on that, guys.

At 2/17/07 04:16 PM, PenguinLink wrote: How about TannerMuffinTov (A combination of three names you've had in the past. :D)

Don't be tempting me.

No! Phantom is my buddy! *PenguinLink looks at Phantom and sees him sharpening a knife* On second thought...

What did I tell you?

*PenguinLink gives DukeOfMuffin a suspicious look*

Muffins. Make that mistake again, I'll give you muffin nightmares like you wouldn't believe. :o

At 2/19/07 02:41 AM, PenguinLink wrote: Currently I have 10,000 points, but I'm still ranked #316. :(

Don't worry, you'll work up the ranks soon enough. Just don't pass me, and everything will be alright. >:(

At 2/19/07 11:28 PM, Sentio wrote: I couldn't find it, so I just ordered it off Amazon. Cost me a massive $5.

Set you back much?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-20 01:57:56 Reply

At 2/20/07 12:45 AM, Sentio wrote:
I find it hard to sit still, and I don't stop talking.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 5 pints of Stella and you're on your way to your 7th Bud? (Probably on the 10th by now? :D) And you're still alive? Wow, if I would have drank all of that liquor I think I would have been in Lala land now. *Sees Sentio fidgeting* Sit still! >:(

*Starts to polish baseball bat*

Oh oh...

Sheesh- you put my laptop in danger for nothing! Just think yourself lucky that I don't want bloodstains on my bat, and that I probably couldn't hit you anyway in my current state...

Haha, if you would have swung that bat anyway, you would have probably struck Sterockicy and I would haved lol'd so hard that my eyeballs would have popped out. :D

Lol, I'll have to keep forcing real sport down your throat until you understand then :D. For a starter, go check out the
football page of the BBC website. GREEN AND WHITE BARMY ARMY!

*PenguinLink clicks the link but then gets so easily distracted and clicks on the
women link rather than looking at the information Sentio displayed*

Just a standard Bud, so I'll be looking forward to your drunkenness, you light weight :). I'd drink a proper beer, but it is the cheapest I can get over here, and with my limited finances that is all that counts. I'd love to see what a true English cider would do to you- some of them are 2 or 3 times stronger than Bud.

Thanks *hiccups* for the Bud mate! Oooh, I wanna try a bottle of English cider! *hiccups* Do you have any spares? *Hiccups*

You have no idea- I should come with a health warning: "mention football in this persons presence and don't expect him to shut up for the next 6 hours". Seriously, there isn't a lot I don't know about footie over the last 15 years or so.

Ok, I'll ask a question. Which team won the first footie FA cup championship? :D

*Salutes*
*salutes*

*Salutes while hicupping madly*

Note subtle cutting of the chain each time :D

You fiend! >:(

At 2/20/07 12:54 AM, DukeOfMuffins wrote: Congrats on that, guys.

Thanks. :)

At 2/17/07 04:16 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
Don't be tempting me.

Sorry, just wanted to help. :(

What did I tell you?

I should have listened. :( Oh, god! Here comes Phantom with the knife! :0

Muffins. Make that mistake again, I'll give you muffin nightmares like you wouldn't believe. :o

I am so sorry. I won't make that mistake again. Although muffin nightmares do sound delicious. *PenguinLink starts drooling*

Don't worry, you'll work up the ranks soon enough. Just don't pass me, and everything will be alright. >:(

Pass you? Did you mean pass you? LAWL! :D Oh believe me, I will pass you! *hicupps* *hicupps* *hicupps* Excuse my hicupping. :)

*Salutes*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-20 02:21:58 Reply

Barracks roster - February 20, 2007

Top 5 Gainers:

MadCow – 3,017
Sentio – 2,887
Seamonky – 2,481
dave – 2,403
Phantom – 2,224

Special congratulations: MadCow, 100+ Average!
Most ranked up user: Sterockicy, + 6 ranks!
Top gainers, repeat offenders: dave, Phantom!

Rank // B/S // Gain // Gain/day // Name

01 // 49,800 // 2010 // 67.0- // ADT
02 // 47,664 // 2224 // 74.1+ // Phantom
03 // 46,736 // 1497 // 49.9+ // DukeOfMuffins
04 // 45,746 // 646 // 21.5- // BlueHippo
05 // 41,232 // 2198 // 73.2+ // Major-punk
06 // 38,910 // 1384 // 46.1+ // pepeatumi
07 // 32,566 // 2481 // 82.7+ // Seamonky
08 // 31,740 // 000 // 00.0- // EagleRock
09 // 30,181 // 023 // 00.75+ // SlashFirestorm
10 // 28,723 // 2162 // 72.0- // Dream-of-Duke
11 // 25,634 // 668 // 22.2+ // LittleWashu
12 // 25,624 // 2231 // 74.3- // Hemlok
13 // 25,052 // 2887 // 96.2+ // Sentio
14 // 24,999 // 2403 // 80.1- // dave
15 // 24,662 // 1985 // 66.1+ // ArtDanVal
16 // 20,666 // 3017// 100.5++ // MadCow
17 // 18,538 // 1921 // 64.0+ // pwroftheseagoat
18 // 15,287 // 602 // 20.0- // Casualty
19 // 14,954 // 636 // 21.2- // arianna1
20 // 12,514 // 001 // 00.3- // EIMaster
21 // 10,271 // 2053 // 68.4+ // PenguinLink
22 // 8,616 // 499 // 16.5- // ever-vigilant
23 // 7,395 // 000 // 00.0- // HoboPorn
24 // 6,772 // 2137 // 81.2+ // Sterockicy
25 // 6,460 // 054 // 01.8+ // Perengrinus
26 // 6,450 // 841 // 28.0- // dela
27 // 6,171 // 103 // 03.4+ // Nerijus
28 // 5,840 // 823 // 27.4+ // Shanus
29 // 5,772 // 244 // 08.1- // sixers1fan
30 // 5,746 // 822 // 27.4- // HomerDough
31 // 5,170 // 1827 // 60.9+ // DarkSoldier
32 // 4,144 // 007 // 00.2+ // Socially-Failed
33 // 4,019 // 007 // 00.2+ // Turkeybean
34 // 3,829 // 053 // 01.7-// dawin45
35 // 3,268 // 152 // 05.0+ // Black-Flame
36 // 2,513 // 000 // 00.0- // sparkingAC195
37 // 2,160 // 024 // 08.0+ // SilentSoldier
38 // 2,121 // 244 // 08.1+ // Odyssic
39 // 2,089 // 029 // 09.5+ // generalmario
40 // 2,068 // 005 // 00.1- // KermitTheMuppet
41 // 1,929 // 100 // 03.3+ // gorillazrock
42 // 1,818 // 019 // 06.3+ // Imacow
43 // 1,681 // 000 // 00.0- // TheMattrix

Apologies in advance for any mistakes I may have made. It's my first attempt at an update.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-20 02:29:52 Reply

At 2/20/07 02:21 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Apologies in advance for any mistakes I may have made. It's my first attempt at an update.

Notthing reallu except you put Phantom as the top 5 but Hemlok had 7 more poinys then him.

Wow. I suck; 27 a day?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-20 08:15:49 Reply

At 2/20/07 02:21 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - February 20, 2007

Yay, at least some one is doing it.

Top 5 Gainers:
Phantom – 2,224

Not too good but I've had worse days. It's because I just don't have that much time anymore...

Top gainers, repeat offenders: dave, Phantom!

Cool.

01 // 49,800 // 2010 // 67.0- // ADT
02 // 47,664 // 2224 // 74.1+ // Phantom

Damn it, it will take for ever till I pass him...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-20 11:45:26 Reply

At 2/20/07 01:57 AM, PenguinLink wrote:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 5 pints of Stella and you're on your way to your 7th Bud? (Probably on the 10th by now? :D) And you're still alive? Wow, if I would have drank all of that liquor I think I would have been in Lala land now. *Sees Sentio fidgeting* Sit still! >:(

It was speard over about 10 hours, so it really wasn't that bad. And anyway, with a bar maid as hot as the one that was serving me you'd stay for a few extra as well ;)

*PenguinLink clicks the link but then gets so easily distracted and clicks on the
women link rather than looking at the information Sentio displayed*

Pathetic :P

Thanks *hiccups* for the Bud mate! Oooh, I wanna try a bottle of English cider! *hiccups* Do you have any spares? *Hiccups*

Afraid not- it is rather hard to come by in this country. When I get back to the UK I'll be sure to send you some :)

Ok, I'll ask a question. Which team won the first footie FA cup championship? :D

I did kind of say the last 15 years, but it was Wanderers way back in 1872 if you really want to know, with a 1-0 victory over Royal Engineers. Neither team actually exists anymore. That is a commonly asked quiz question in the UK :)

At 2/20/07 02:21 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - February 20, 2007

Oooo.. another suprise update :D

Top 5 Gainers:

MadCow – 3,017
Sentio – 2,887
Seamonky – 2,481
dave – 2,403
Phantom – 2,224

Second will do, but I would like to point out the daylight robbery of top spot there. Don't worry, it wasn't your fault Sterockicy- the last update short changed MadCow by about 1000 points (looking at the top 300 list on the 20th Jan she had 18985 points, while in the Barracks update on the 21st she only had 17649). I guess this is revenge for her getting such a low total before :)

But whatever- internet stats don't mean that much to me anyway...

*goes into a corner and cries*

Oh, and nice job by everyone else going at a fast pace too :)

12 // 25,624 // 2231 // 74.3- // Hemlok
13 // 25,052 // 2887 // 96.2+ // Sentio

Getting ever closer... Down to less than 600 points now, from 1200 just a month and a half ago.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-20 16:00:38 Reply

I'm back guys. Did you all miss me?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-20 19:10:31 Reply

At 2/20/07 02:21 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
Barracks roster - February 20, 2007

Wow, I really wasn't expecting this update. Surprises every now and then aren't a bad thing after all. :)

Top 5 Gainers:
MadCow – 3,017
Sentio – 2,887
Seamonky – 2,481
dave – 2,403
Phantom – 2,224

Congratulations to them.

Special congratulations: MadCow, 100+ Average!

Congratulations!

Most ranked up user: Sterockicy, + 6 ranks!

Congratulations to you. :)

Top gainers, repeat offenders: dave, Phantom!

Congraulations to them. :)

02 // 47,664 // 2224 // 74.1+ // Phantom

Not bad for someone who is busy like yourself.

03 // 46,736 // 1497 // 49.9+ // DukeOfMuffins

Work harder and you may be a threat to Phantom! :)

04 // 45,746 // 646 // 21.5- // BlueHippo

I see you have started B/Ping again.

05 // 41,232 // 2198 // 73.2+ // Major-punk

Great pace for someone who consders himself busy as well.

07 // 32,566 // 2481 // 82.7+ // Seamonky

Nice work there, Seamonky.

08 // 31,740 // 000 // 00.0- // EagleRock

:'(

09 // 30,181 // 023 // 00.75+ // SlashFirestorm

Huh? He's alive? :D

12 // 25,624 // 2231 // 74.3- // Hemlok

That's a nice pace you got there despite the fact you got addicted to Gears of War and what not.

13 // 25,052 // 2887 // 96.2+ // Sentio

Now that's what I call a monstrous pace. :0 Great Job! I guess I should drink more booze every now and then, see if that improves my pace. :D

20 // 12,514 // 001 // 00.3- // EIMaster

Looks like my next opponent is sleeping on the job. :)

24 // 6,772 // 2137 // 81.2+ // Sterockicy

Will you please stop it! You're intimidating me here! >:(

28 // 5,840 // 823 // 27.4+ // Shanus

You've got a lot of work ahead of you if you want to catch Sterockicy.

31 // 5,170 // 1827 // 60.9+ // DarkSoldier

Hey, not bad! Keep up the nice work.

21 // 10,271 // 2053 // 68.4+ // PenguinLink

Meh, not the best ever. I could do better. :(

Apologies in advance for any mistakes I may have made. It's my first attempt at an update.

You did a great job, just a few errors HomerDough and Sentio pointed out but otherwise you did a magnificent. :D

At 2/20/07 04:00 PM, Hemlok wrote:
I'm back guys. Did you all miss me?

No. Ha, kidding. Welcome back. (Again :D)

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At 2/20/07 04:00 PM, Hemlok wrote: I'm back guys. Did you all miss me?

Ugh, what are you doing back? Go back to whatever hole you came from and let me overtake you once and for all.

jokes- is damn quiet without you around here.
At 2/20/07 07:10 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
Now that's what I call a monstrous pace. :0 Great Job! I guess I should drink more booze every now and then, see if that improves my pace. :D

Thanks- it could have been better. I've been averaging around 100 per day the last couple of weeks. The alcohol does help though- it makes B/Ping far more interesting.

At 2/20/07 07:54 PM, Hycran wrote: Hello friends, do you mind if i partake of this thread?

Sheesh- where's that PenguinLink when you need him? You'll be getting an official welcome from either him or Phantom when they show up, but in the mean time check out the FAQ in my sig. You are more than qualified to join- in fact you are one of the highest level users to join in AGES, so I have no doubt you will be welcomed with open arms :)

Also I noticed you're getting close to the big 300+ list- I look forward to seeing you there in a couple of weeks :)

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At 2/20/07 07:54 PM, Hycran wrote: Hello friends, do you mind if i partake of this thread?

You definetly have enough B/P Points to join, soldier. Phantom will give the official word though, so in the meantime, please read the Elite Guard Barracks FAQ very well. I shall look foward to seeing you post here, soldier!

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Sorry for the double post. Argh, I missed your post there, Sentio. I have this thread bookmarked and well it was still bookmarked on page 681, so that explains why I didn't see your post. Sorry about that. :(

jokes- is damn quiet without you around here.

What! So, I like, don't exist here or something? (jokes) :)

Thanks- it could have been better. I've been averaging around 100 per day the last couple of weeks. The alcohol does help though- it makes B/Ping far more interesting.

Damn you alcohol! >:( Stop giving Sentio more interest in B/Ping! Go for a change and drink orange juice. :)

Sheesh- where's that PenguinLink when you need him? You'll be getting an official welcome from either him or Phantom when they show up, but in the mean time check out the FAQ in my sig. You are more than qualified to join- in fact you are one of the highest level users to join in AGES, so I have no doubt you will be welcomed with open arms :)

That "PenuinLink" somehow dissappeared. (For a more precise explanation, I had to chase a bunny) I hate it when I leave for a few minutes and then there is a soldier asking for permission to join. It's like bad karma or something... :( But thanks for helping me out, Sentio. It is greatly appreciated, although I posted the same information accidently. :(

Also I noticed you're getting close to the big 300+ list- I look forward to seeing you there in a couple of weeks :)

Yes he is. I saw him posting in the 51+ B/P Ranks as well. He is scaring me with his his pace and rank, though. :(

*salutes*

*Salutes*

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Sir, I am not a private guard sir! I am however a police sergent sir! Requesting primission to have spot saved sir!!

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At 2/20/07 08:49 PM, Ferris95 wrote: Sir, I am not a private guard sir! I am however a police sergent sir! Requesting primission to have spot saved sir!!

I'm sorry soldier, but one of the requirements to join is to have at least 1,500 B/P Points. Go out there and protect the portal until you have obtained that quantity of points and then we'll see. :) Also, check out our FAQ as well. Good luck!

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Thank you sir! I will go now and attempt to raise my rank sir!!

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At 2/20/07 02:21 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - February 20, 2007

02 // 47,664 // 2224 // 74.1+ // Phantom

Not surprising.

21 // 10,271 // 2053 // 68.4+ // PenguinLink

21 sir you simply win the basketball game. You win 21/blackjack.

24 // 6,772 // 2137 // 81.2+ // Sterockicy

God this guy's fast.

30 // 5,746 // 822 // 27.4- // HomerDough

I coming after you and you can count on it.

31 // 5,170 // 1827 // 60.9+ // DarkSoldier

What did i ever do to deserve this number? Why couldn't it have been #30 but no it had to be #31.


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At 2/20/07 07:54 PM, Hycran wrote: Hello friends, do you mind if i partake of this thread?

Well then, I do have a few things to say, while we are a club of standards, most people who qualify may join if they continue improving. You seem fine excluding the fact some of your posts are rather short and you speak somewhat a lot of possessing a vagina. It would be well appreciated by us if you could at least make slightly more intelligent posts while you are a member of our club. The FAQ and its rules have been shown to you, no the final decision if you are still interested is up to you.

At 2/20/07 08:15 PM, Sentio wrote: FAQ
At 2/20/07 08:28 PM, PenguinLink wrote: FAQ 2
At 2/20/07 08:49 PM, Ferris95 wrote:

Hmmmmmm...No,FAQ shown a million times before in this page, work harder. C'est la vie


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At 2/20/07 08:41 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
What! So, I like, don't exist here or something? (jokes) :)

You're like the invisible penguin...

Damn you alcohol! >:( Stop giving Sentio more interest in B/Ping! Go for a change and drink orange juice. :)

you tyought I was drunk yesterday- today I can't even begin to walk staright. This is what happens after a long day of work and consuming much alcohol in a VERY short space of time.

That "PenuinLink" somehow dissappeared. (For a more precise explanation, I had to chase a bunny) I hate it when I leave for a few minutes and then there is a soldier asking for permission to join. It's like bad karma or something... :( But thanks for helping me out, Sentio. It is greatly appreciated, although I posted the same information accidently. :(

No problem- after all I am the relations officer, so when you're not about I'm ready and waiting to point people towards the FAQ. Chasing bunnies is a good excuse anyway... I like bunnies...

Yes he is. I saw him posting in the 51+ B/P Ranks as well. He is scaring me with his his pace and rank, though. :(

It does everyone good to have a little competition.

NO idea if any of that made any sense- not been this drun kin a LONG time! Did I mentoin that alcohol is a great tyhing :D

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At 2/21/07 01:50 AM, Sentio wrote:
You're like the invisible penguin...

Yes I am, Sir. Yes I am.

you tyought I was drunk yesterday- today I can't even begin to walk staright. This is what happens after a long day of work and consuming much alcohol in a VERY short space of time.

"tyought"? Ha, first typo! :D Yes, I can see you are apparently drunk now. Hey, have any Buds, by the way. I had a bad day today and well nothing makes me more happy to drink some booze at midnight. :)

No problem- after all I am the relations officer, so when you're not about I'm ready and waiting to point people towards the FAQ. Chasing bunnies is a good excuse anyway... I like bunnies...

Are you kidding me? Chasing bunnies is, like, the best thing there is in the world! Besides B/Ping, of course. But the bunny I was chasing was quite fast, so unfortunately, we won't be having roasted bunny for breakfast anytime soon. Sorry guys. :(

It does everyone good to have a little competition.

Huh? What was that? No comprendo. No nintendo. :D

NO idea if any of that made any sense- not been this drun kin a LONG time! Did I mentoin that alcohol is a great tyhing :D

"drun kin" "mentoin" "tyhing". Lmao. Sentio, you really got me laughing here dude. Mind if I join aloing, wit, yuo my frined? Becaues it lookas liek fun! :D

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At 2/21/07 01:09 AM, Hycran wrote: get fucked you sexist pig!

So... I'll take that as a no?

Honestly I have no idea how that is relevant to anything I've said and if it happens again, it will be left up to a mod.

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Hey all, its me again being unactive. Anyway I got level 11 today, and I might try and get a new B/P level. What do you think?

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*Groan* You have NO idea how hard it was getting up for work this morning. I think that is enough alcohol for one week/month/year.

At 2/21/07 02:25 AM, PenguinLink wrote:
Yes I am, Sir. Yes I am.

I don't even remember making this post last night, but that does at least explain the dreams about invisible penguins :S.

"tyought"? Ha, first typo! :D Yes, I can see you are apparently drunk now. Hey, have any Buds, by the way. I had a bad day today and well nothing makes me more happy to drink some booze at midnight. :)

Pffftt... I don't drink Bud when I'm at the bar- the stuff is like water! A proper European beer for me (Stella again last night as it happens). I'd love to give you some of my stash, but it's probably a little late now; I hope whatever made yesterday such a bad day is all in the past now anyway. I was once again drinking in celebration of a famous Argyle victory- it is probably just as well they don't win often!

Are you kidding me? Chasing bunnies is, like, the best thing there is in the world! Besides B/Ping, of course. But the bunny I was chasing was quite fast, so unfortunately, we won't be having roasted bunny for breakfast anytime soon. Sorry guys. :(

Erm... drunk as I was, didn't I agree on the bunny thing being good? Of course I didn't know you were going to eat it... I used to go hunting with my grandfather, and roasted rabbit is indeed rather good, although I prefer pheasant.

Huh? What was that? No comprendo. No nintendo. :D

Sorry, sarcasm metre is faulty this morning due to one hell of a hangover- was that serious? I thought of everything I posted that was the easiest to understand :). Weren't even any typos! I was just saying that Hycran was good competition for you as you are so close in the B/P ranks- of course it doesn't look like he/she/whatever will be joining now.

"drun kin" "mentoin" "tyhing". Lmao. Sentio, you really got me laughing here dude. Mind if I join aloing, wit, yuo my frined? Becaues it lookas liek fun! :D

It is great fun :D. Says a lot for how drunk I was that I couldn't type straight- I'm not sure that has ever happened before. Glad it kept you entertained anyway.

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At 2/21/07 09:14 AM, Odyssic wrote: Hey all, its me again being unactive. Anyway I got level 11 today, and I might try and get a new B/P level. What do you think?

Congratulations on acquiring the shiny, golden kncukles. Welcome to the club (Of Level 11 that is.. :D)

At 2/21/07 11:23 AM, Sentio wrote:
*Groan* You have NO idea how hard it was getting up for work this morning. I think that is enough alcohol for one week/month/year.

I'm sorry to hear that. That is one of the bad aspects of drinking alcohol brings. You may be having a blast the night before, but you feel very crummy the following morning.

I don't even remember making this post last night, but that does at least explain the dreams about invisible penguins :S.

Dreaming about invinsible penguins? Are you ok, buddy? Ha, kidding. :)

I was once again drinking in celebration of a famous Argyle victory- it is probably just as well they don't win often!

Maybe their luck is improving, who knows? :) It's nice to hear your team won! :D

Erm... drunk as I was, didn't I agree on the bunny thing being good? Of course I didn't know you were going to eat it... I used to go hunting with my grandfather, and roasted rabbit is indeed rather good, although I prefer pheasant.

As a matter of fact, I haven't tasted roasted bunnies nor pheasants. Although I have tasted fried Frog legs, and let me tell you, they taste exactly like fried chicken. :)

Sorry, sarcasm metre is faulty this morning due to one hell of a hangover- was that serious? I thought of everything I posted that was the easiest to understand :). Weren't even any typos! I was just saying that Hycran was good competition for you as you are so close in the B/P ranks- of course it doesn't look like he/she/whatever will be joining now.

Yes, I completely understood what you said there. I was just joking around with you. Sorry if I passed the line.

It is great fun :D. Says a lot for how drunk I was that I couldn't type straight- I'm not sure that has ever happened before. Glad it kept you entertained anyway.

Ha, it's not that it kept me entertained, it's just that I found it funny that you decided to post while being drunk. For me, that takes a lot of courage to do. You have great spirit and courage, Sentio. :)

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At 2/21/07 09:14 AM, Odyssic wrote: Hey all, its me again being unactive. Anyway I got level 11 today, and I might try and get a new B/P level. What do you think?

I wanted to reply to this HOURS ago, when I forgot to congratulate you in my last post, but I didn't want to double so it had to wait...

So congrats on level 11! You should go for that next B/P rank too- it won't take long with a bit of dedication.

At 2/21/07 08:03 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
I'm sorry to hear that. That is one of the bad aspects of drinking alcohol brings. You may be having a blast the night before, but you feel very crummy the following morning.

So true- I don't usually get bad hangovers because I rarely stick to just beer in an evening. More often than not I start on beer, and then switch to whisky or something. That means less of the lousy stomach the next day, and tends to lessen the headache as well for some reason. I NEVER touch vodka though- horrible.

Dreaming about invinsible penguins? Are you ok, buddy? Ha, kidding. :)

I'm fine now mate, but it was scary there for a moment. I was in a dark room and all I could here was this muffled 'meep', but I couldn't see what was making that horrible noise*shudders*

Maybe their luck is improving, who knows? :) It's nice to hear your team won! :D

It's amazing what a little cup run can do for a teams confidence :)

As a matter of fact, I haven't tasted roasted bunnies nor pheasants. Although I have tasted fried Frog legs, and let me tell you, they taste exactly like fried chicken. :)

You've missed out. I on the other hand don't consider the fact that I haven't eaten frogs legs as a bad thing...

Yes, I completely understood what you said there. I was just joking around with you. Sorry if I passed the line.

No line passed- I just wasn't sure. Sarcasm metre is fixed now, problem solved :D

Ha, it's not that it kept me entertained, it's just that I found it funny that you decided to post while being drunk. For me, that takes a lot of courage to do. You have great spirit and courage, Sentio. :)

No no no no, alcohol doesn't breed courage, it breeds stupidity! I had no idea what I was doing last night, but as my laptop was left on (as always) I guess the urge to post was too great :). You'll be pleased to hear that I'm an alcohol free zone tonight- I might have a pint with breakfast on Sunday though if I get up at 6AM to get to the pub and watch the football :D.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-21 23:28:35 Reply

At 2/20/07 01:57 AM, PenguinLink wrote: Sorry, just wanted to help. :(

When I said it was the last name change, I meant it was the last name change. Plus, I don't like being tempted. Sometimes, I break too easily.

I should have listened. :( Oh, god! Here comes Phantom with the knife! :0

Oh, I wouldn't worry. He probably just got done eating. That red stuff on his knife is probably jam. And his shifty eyes helps keep him more alert toward his surroundings. As for that cynical smirk on his face.....uh....

>_>

*Nudges PenguinLink to run for his life*

I am so sorry. I won't make that mistake again. Although muffin nightmares do sound delicious. *PenguinLink starts drooling*

By the way, they're carnivore muffins. :o

Pass you? Did you mean pass you? LAWL! :D Oh believe me, I will pass you! *hicupps* *hicupps* *hicupps* Excuse my hicupping. :)

I've got my eye on you...

At 2/20/07 02:21 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - February 20, 2007

Update time already? Where does the time go?

Top 5 Gainers:

MadCow – 3,017
Sentio – 2,887
Seamonky – 2,481
dave – 2,403
Phantom – 2,224

Congrats to them.

Special congratulations: MadCow, 100+ Average!
Most ranked up user: Sterockicy, + 6 ranks!
Top gainers, repeat offenders: dave, Phantom!

Grats to you all.

Rank // B/S // Gain // Gain/day // Name

01 // 49,800 // 2010 // 67.0- // ADT
02 // 47,664 // 2224 // 74.1+ // Phantom

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03 // 46,736 // 1497 // 49.9+ // DukeOfMuffins

Still occupying the #3 spot. One of these days....

04 // 45,746 // 646 // 21.5- // BlueHippo

Pick up the pace, meng. :(

At 2/20/07 04:00 PM, Hemlok wrote: I'm back guys. Did you all miss me?

Who are you? :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-21 23:36:41 Reply

At 2/21/07 10:48 PM, Sentio wrote:
I wanted to reply to this HOURS ago, when I forgot to congratulate you in my last post, but I didn't want to double so it had to wait...

Yes, I hate it when that happens. It has happened a few times to me too.

I'm fine now mate, but it was scary there for a moment. I was in a dark room and all I could here was this muffled 'meep', but I couldn't see what was making that horrible noise*shudders*

No, those are not dreams, those are nightmares! *Shudders as well*

You've missed out. I on the other hand don't consider the fact that I haven't eaten frogs legs as a bad thing...

Ha, you should try them one day. Although I just merely tasted one when I was seven or eight, I thought it was chicken, but then discovered it was a fried frog leg. 0_0

No line passed- I just wasn't sure. Sarcasm metre is fixed now, problem solved :D

Good. I'm glad everything got cleared up. :)

You'll be pleased to hear that I'm an alcohol free zone tonight- I might have a pint with breakfast on Sunday though if I get up at 6AM to get to the pub and watch the football :D.

That's good to hear. Let's hope you won't dream of invinsible bunnies now. 0_0

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And one little note, although for most people this will seem pretty pathetic. One of my longest standing aims on NG is to have a post rate of at least 1 per day. Six months ago it was at an all time low of 0.3, but right now I'm getting SO close! Another 10 or so posts to go...

I achieved this goal quite some time ago. :) I don't consider it to be pathetic at all. Be sure to tell us once you reach it! :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-22 00:25:34 Reply

At 2/21/07 11:28 PM, DukeOfMuffins wrote: ...

If it's any comfort, it will be ages before I pass ADT.

At 2/21/07 10:48 PM, Sentio wrote: And one little note, although for most people this will seem pretty pathetic. One of my longest standing aims on NG is to have a post rate of at least 1 per day. Six months ago it was at an all time low of 0.3, but right now I'm getting SO close! Another 10 or so posts to go...

Well then, nearly congratulations and I hope you'll make it soon. I remember when I was new and had a 0.001 count, but with time that all changes. The C&C made most of what you see before you.


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At 2/20/07 07:10 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
At 2/20/07 02:21 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
09 // 30,181 // 023 // 00.75+ // SlashFirestorm
Huh? He's alive? :D

sorry but no I am depositing for him and when I deposit for him I vote on a few UJ movies so that is actually me getting him a few points. Slash told me he won't be back until the new layout comes. I would Lol If on april 1 the NG staff made a news post saying the new layout was an early april fools joke.

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At 2/21/07 11:28 PM, DukeOfMuffins wrote:
*Nudges PenguinLink to run for his life*

Nah, I won't run. I'm sure Phantom won't do any harm, right Phantom? Oh crap, he's getting closer!

*PenguinLink runs for his life*

By the way, they're carnivore muffins. :o

They are? What, do they have teeth or something? :)

I've got my eye on you...

You must be seriously joking. There is no way in hell I'm going to catch you. (In a few years, we'll talk about it. :D)

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Who are you? :P

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At 2/22/07 12:53 AM, LittleWashu wrote:
sorry but no I am depositing for him and when I deposit for him I vote on a few UJ movies so that is actually me getting him a few points.

Oh I see. :)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-22 03:28:34 Reply

*Pokes head in*

Hello? Remember me?

Hehe. Been a while. Haven't been on NG forums in months! Hope everyone's year is going well!