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Man how do I miss all of the unsuitable flashes? Last time someone (I know who did it but I'm going to withhold thier identity) was submitting the big bag clips a bunch of time I whisteled every one of them. I guess it's just a matter of lucky timing. And why does flagging submissions feel so good? It's not like were ever going to get the gold whistle.

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Ung ung ung im a happy homosexual black man fuck me in the anal

Can I join good sirs? Please Ill be really good and give you blowjobs and anal whatever you want!

Theres another Big Bag in the portal you know I can help really give me a chance bend the rules just this once I give great head <3


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At 6/23/06 03:21 AM, HappyBlackMan wrote: Ung ung ung im a happy homosexual black man fuck me in the anal

Can I join good sirs? Please Ill be really good and give you blowjobs and anal whatever you want!

Theres another Big Bag in the portal you know I can help really give me a chance bend the rules just this once I give great head <3

First of all you're spamming which is not tolerated here. Secondly you're a citizen which means you're not ready to be here.
When you get your act together and have a few hundred more blam's and protects maybe you can join the Police Headquarters. But for now, goodbye.

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At 6/23/06 03:21 AM, HappyBlackMan wrote: Theres another Big Bag in the portal you know I can help really give me a chance bend the rules just this once I give great head <3

Let me think about it...No. I'm not even going to talk about the racial comments you just said, but instead, ever come back here again, and I'll have a moderator take care of you. That's all I have to say about the matter.

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At 6/22/06 05:52 PM, Seamonky wrote: Is it me or is Top Fulp crazy?
#1: He put two things on the front page that were totally stupid. The Gayest Showdown and homer.swf.

It's his website, he can put any flashes on the front page, even the shittiest flash on the portal.

#2: Deleating flash movies? I lost a review and a responses because of that.

I lost 4 reviews and 4 responses from that. It is quite annoying, but I do hope there's going to be a change in the review system.

At 6/22/06 11:09 PM, Seamonky wrote: Rank: Elite Guard Captain

Congrats on reaching to Captain. :)

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Free whistle points: go and whistle "hot asian sex shocker" for containing explicit context. Hurry, such entries can be flagged ion 20 seconds!!!

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At 6/22/06 07:12 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 6/22/06 Report - As of 0645 Hours:
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At 6/23/06 06:12 AM, mr_trivia wrote:

Go Triv! :-P

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Since nobody is responding in the audio forum, I would like to ask my question here. Could someone go to my profile, click the link to my audio and tell me if it works when they click the play button? For some reason when I click play, it doesn't work. Well, since it is my first submission, it had to be screened. But my friend could hear it fine, and left a review.

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At 6/23/06 07:39 AM, KungFuCow wrote: Since nobody is responding in the audio forum, I would like to ask my question here. Could someone go to my profile, click the link to my audio and tell me if it works when they click the play button? For some reason when I click play, it doesn't work. Well, since it is my first submission, it had to be screened. But my friend could hear it fine, and left a review.

Something is wrong. I couldn't hear anything when I pressed to play button.

Go Triv! :-P

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At 6/23/06 07:39 AM, KungFuCow wrote: Since nobody is responding in the audio forum, I would like to ask my question here.

Odd... It doesn't work for me either, other song's do. Can't advise you there.

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At 6/23/06 07:47 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Odd... It doesn't work for me either, other song's do. Can't advise you there.

If you download it, you can hear it. I guess it's still being screened, since first submissions take several days to be screened. I think then it will work. My friend just downloaded and left a review based on that i guess.

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At 6/22/06 10:41 PM, Littlewashu wrote:
At 6/22/06 10:35 PM, RyanKajito wrote: What would be something you flag anyways? Because I only flag flashes once in a blue moon. Would you flag something called "Free Blam Point" and if so, what for?
no we don't flag those anymore we let those get blammed so that the user who submits them can get a 15 day portal ban. if you see a stolen flash that you know is stolen you can flag that. if you see a flash that messes with your computer flag that. or if you see something like that big bag flash, that penis chopping off flash or that shooting the women in the head flash flag those as well.

I know that but wait... if there's a flag where it shoots a woman in the head, you flag it? What about if it's something sick like killing a bunny or something?

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I have not posted here for ages.... sorry for being inactive but i have had some important problems I have had to sort out these last few weeks. It will be about a week yet until I get totally back to full active ness but I want to apologies for it in advance. Hope it's no problem.


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At 6/23/06 10:50 AM, RyanKajito wrote: I know that but wait... if there's a flash where it shoots a woman in the head, you flag it? What about if it's something sick like killing a bunny or something?

#1: Yes, you flag it. It's unsuitable.
#2: If it's something sick like killing something in real life like a Bunny and doing something else horrible to it then yeah, flag it.

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At 6/23/06 10:56 AM, Seamonky wrote:
At 6/23/06 10:50 AM, RyanKajito wrote: I know that but wait... if there's a flash where it shoots a woman in the head, you flag it? What about if it's something sick like killing a bunny or something?
#1: Yes, you flag it. It's unsuitable.
#2: If it's something sick like killing something in real life like a Bunny and doing something else horrible to it then yeah, flag it.

Thanks! What about something that's called Free Blam Point and it's just a blank screen? I've heard people say, "flagged" in the reviews but I wasn't sure if you really flag it.

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At 6/23/06 11:03 AM, RyanKajito wrote:
Thanks! What about something that's called Free Blam Point and it's just a blank screen? I've heard people say, "flagged" in the reviews but I wasn't sure if you really flag it.

Some idiot might say "flagged" in the review but I wouldn't recommend doing that because chances are you'll lose whistle points so if its called Free Blam Point you do just that blam it.


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At 6/23/06 07:53 AM, KungFuCow wrote: Something

How would you like your next sig, because I'm back! (in black, not)


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At 6/23/06 11:03 AM, RyanKajito wrote: Thanks! What about something that's called Free Blam Point and it's just a blank screen? I've heard people say, "flagged" in the reviews but I wasn't sure if you really flag it.

In theory, movies called 'Free Blam Point' and suchlike are a thing of the past, as authors who have submitted the wrong file by mistake can now remove these.

It's a shame, because I'll lose Blam Points, but it's good, as it saves me a job.

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At 6/23/06 11:18 AM, Coop83 wrote: In theory, movies called 'Free Blam Point' and suchlike are a thing of the past, as authors who have submitted the wrong file by mistake can now remove these.

It's a shame, because I'll lose Blam Points, but it's good, as it saves me a job.

No I mean if they do it on purpose.

Thank you for answering my question, pepeatumi!

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At 6/23/06 11:21 AM, RyanKajito wrote: No I mean if they do it on purpose.

A lot of people misunderstand the context of the word malicious in the whistle criteria. A malicious flash would be one which auto directs to another website, instead of playing the flash etc, or one which auto spawns pop ups or gives you a virus. These flash are there to be blammed and will be.

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Well, things are boring on ym end. I have been challenged to a B/P race, and the portal is slow as ever. I got a whistle point, but it doesn't matter in the long run. I may order flash today, but my parent wants to see if I should get a new computer for flash. It seems good, but I'd have to pay for it. He may pay half, and I like that. So, my day is going pretty slow.

So, how has your day been going?

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At 6/23/06 01:04 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Well, things are boring on ym end. I have been challenged to a B/P race, and the portal is slow as ever. I got a whistle point, but it doesn't matter in the long run. I may order flash today, but my parent wants to see if I should get a new computer for flash. It seems good, but I'd have to pay for it. He may pay half, and I like that. So, my day is going pretty slow.

So, how has your day been going?

My day is alright. I am trying to get 1000 Blams and Saves to get a Star in the top 300 in B/P and I will stay up all night and morning if I have to.

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At 6/23/06 07:39 AM, KungFuCow wrote: Since nobody is responding in the audio forum, I would like to ask my question here. Could someone go to my profile, click the link to my audio and tell me if it works when they click the play button? For some reason when I click play, it doesn't work. Well, since it is my first submission, it had to be screened. But my friend could hear it fine, and left a review.

For me, "Speedy Cinnamon" works, but "Twisted Swirls" does not. I didn't try downloading it, though.

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At 6/23/06 01:13 PM, EagleRock wrote: For me, "Speedy Cinnamon" works, but "Twisted Swirls" does not. I didn't try downloading it, though.

I think I figured out why Twisted Swirls doesn't work. Because it is my first audio loop, it has to be screened. It takes several days for someone to screen it, so I think that's why it doesn't work yet. Speedy Cinnamon is my second, so it doesn't need screening. If you download it though, it works.

I can't wait to get back home where I have flash, I'm itching to get more stuff into the flash portal.

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At 6/23/06 01:08 PM, Seamonky wrote: My day is alright. I am trying to get 1000 Blams and Saves to get a Star in the top 300 in B/P and I will stay up all night and morning if I have to.

Good luck, I know me and Joker are getting one this week, but good luck to you too. I have to run right now, but I'll check your odds at it a bit later.

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I thought this was stolen... But it seems not, it even passed. The author doesn't even have a website in his profile, but in the flash it says Rcade.com... Suspicious.


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