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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks May. 21st, 2006 @ 07:50 AM Reply

At 5/21/06 07:48 AM, -Frank- wrote: Daily report

Blams: 0
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Total B/P: 0
B/P until EGSC: 1000
Posts: 2

Yeah!

oh snap +1 post for you!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks May. 21st, 2006 @ 08:35 AM Reply

At 5/21/06 05:56 AM, mr_trivia wrote: Next Rank: 188 points until Master Sergeant

Why does it occur to me that I'll make Lieutenant General before you make Master Sergeant? Even so you will still beat me in VP...


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At 5/21/06 07:25 AM, X-Naut wrote: I could picture any one of you as this hunk of a man.

LOL@HYPOCRITISM

LMAO that's what I was thinking....


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks May. 21st, 2006 @ 01:36 PM Reply

At 5/20/06 07:38 PM, BonusStage wrote: since i realize most people in general wouldn't take the time to help ... help>

Did you know that Matt Wilson isn't making Bonus Stage anymore? I went on there to check if there were any new episodes and to my surprise I found "the cancelled show". Its a shame really, the series was doing really well and now it ends there. Maybe in the future he will bring it back up, I don't know but at the moment the series has come to an abrupt stop. Oh well, not all good things in life last forever, thats a natural fact. I just thought I'd let you know since your alias defers to his cartoon series but if have already this information then my apologies for disrupting your activities and hope everyone is progressing with their B/P. Cheers.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks May. 21st, 2006 @ 02:21 PM Reply

haha Major_Punk is an imposter XD

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks May. 21st, 2006 @ 02:35 PM Reply

And a good day to you all!

I apologize again I haven't been around, but it's been a rocky time. Not only have I had problems to contend with, but my laptop power adapter has decided to stop working on me, so I no longer have access to a computer everywhere I go (unless I steal my fiance's computer...which she hates). However, I should have my new MacBook soon enough, as it is shipped already and has just left Alaska (I know...it came from China). It should make its way to good ol' New Jersey by Monday or Tuesday, so expect me around more often then!

In the meantime, allow me to congratulate all of your achievements so far (VP, promotions, level-ups, etc.), and here's a few comments I HAD to write...

At 5/17/06 09:10 PM, Major_Emo wrote:

Err...you don't jump around when you go to shows? You must be eeee-mo.

I've been saving for something like that for awhile now, I have about $1100 set aside already but I'm still not sure exactly what to look for...

The Macbook? If you're fine with getting away from Windows, I highly recommend. Apple really has its act together lately, if you ask me (hence why I bought a MacBook myself).

Otherwise, Windows laptops...I'd recommend a Dell. Sure, their desktops suck (I would know...I fix them for a living), but their laptops are solid. You can also go to www.bensbargains.net and search for "Dell" where you will find excellent coupons (as much as $350 off a $1500 laptop, which is pretty damn good, considering that's over the standard discounts they give out. You can e-mail me if you want more help...I've helped many get laptops and I'd be glad to help.

At 5/14/06 06:24 PM, Socially-Failed wrote:
. I believe that the next EGSC will be either Slash or Eagle. It is hard to pick who will hit it first.

Bahamut- is less then 800 from EGSC, forget about him? =)

Exactly...while Ghost_Phantom and I have really been B/P buddies lately, it's been hard for both of us to keep our schedules up. I think, as Slash has claimed, Blam Fatigue is really setting in. Besides...as long as everyone makes EGSC in the end, it doesn't matter who makes it first...that's the Barracks way! More VP for all of us!

Page 1. And I met some really awesome people along the way. ^_^

I probably would have left Newgrounds if it wasn't for the Barracks. Everyone here has made it a great place!

At 5/16/06 02:53 PM, EagleRock wrote:
I didn't even realize we came up to 10,000 posts so quickly!
EGB pride +1.

EGB->{pride}++;

Nice little speech there EagleRock, and more importantly congrats on your graduation.

Thanks! I'm glad guys appreciated it. I think we're a great club, and I apologize if I get all hoity toity and smarmy when I think about what our potential is.

At 5/21/06 07:25 AM, X-Naut wrote: I could picture any one of you as this hunk of a man.

LOL@HYPOCRITISM

Let's not make fun of Eagle Scouts, okay? That guy only had 23 Merit Badges (just two more than the requisite 21 for Eagle Scout), while I had 38... :-) You can imagine how much time I put into that organization...

but yeah, I'm a geek...what can I say? :-)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks May. 21st, 2006 @ 02:52 PM Reply

whatever happened to our DefCon system?
the portal is super active today, and it sorta riminded me of this :P...

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At 5/21/06 02:52 PM, SeX-Warrior wrote: whatever happened to our DefCon system?
the portal is super active today, and it sorta riminded me of this :P...

Aha. Sorry about that...the DEFCON system hasn't really been updated, has it?

So let's do a:

DEFCON Update:

Honestly, the Portal is quite active (even for 5AM it was...I was up because I was woken up by something, so naturally I B/P before I fall back asleep). However, I still consider this a very active day bordering on the normal, so I am leaving the DEFCON at DEFCON 3. Remember that days like this were common in November and December, so it's not really that crazy. The Portal just has been THAT dry lately.

If the Portal gets that insane, I will execute a DEFCON change, but I see no reason to do so at the moment.

Thanks for the reminder, Sergeant First Class!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks May. 21st, 2006 @ 03:15 PM Reply

At 5/21/06 02:57 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 5/21/06 02:52 PM, SeX-Warrior wrote:
Thanks for the reminder, Sergeant First Class!

You're welcome, sir! :D

I need to update my sig... :(
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks May. 21st, 2006 @ 04:38 PM Reply

At 5/21/06 02:57 PM, EagleRock wrote: DEFCON

DEF what? Oh that... Well you haven't used that in quite a while, it sounds like the weather forecast, you like knowing it but you wouldn't care if you missed it...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks May. 21st, 2006 @ 07:43 PM Reply

At 5/20/06 04:23 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
Or else you'll be wearing cement Tennis shoes, yeah see? not really, but we will cut you with a chain saw in a small tub and feed dogs the parts. Oh and we cut from the bottom up so nobody dies fast on us, care to see? ( not watch, see ;-)

I can see your a perfect match for the NG Mafia, and I don't think I'd want to meet you in real life either. =P

Ugh, cutting from the bottom up. Fuck that must be painful.

Seems to have worked, I see an Emo, you need to refresh your coockies or something, but I'm hardly an expert on that, but Eagle is, he usually does this for money, exploit him. :-D

I can see it now, and I don't think paying EagleRock money is exploiting him. =/

Unless he became a whore...
At 5/20/06 06:01 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
So, how's your day going so far?

Yesterday I got 110 b/p, pretty good considering I didn't wake up until noon NG time. Thus far today I have 101 and counting so my week is off to a great start. Oh and tommorow is a holiday so I'll probibly get 100+ there too. Thanks for asking. =)

At 5/21/06 04:26 AM, Bahamut- wrote:
Wow, I would be the second youngest person if I reached EGSC right now. :)

Yeah, you might even be the first. I went ahead and checked RG to see the exact birth date for -Mazza- but to my surprise he doesn't even have an account there. =|

You could AIM him to find out for sure, I think being the youngest would be a pretty cool title to hold for awhile.

Yeah, after I left, the hacker went and deleted every account he saw.

Afro_Stud warned me on MSN to log off because of that reason but ofcourse being the idiot that I am I went straight to the forums to see for myself what was happening and was deleted on sight. *sigh*

At 5/21/06 02:21 PM, SeX-Warrior wrote:
haha Major_Punk is an imposter XD

I don't have a myspace account and can't get in. What's it about? Screenshots?

At 5/21/06 02:35 PM, EagleRock wrote:
Err...you don't jump around when you go to shows? You must be eeee-mo.

I play guitar and write suicide notes. I must be eeee-mo. ^_^

Otherwise, Windows laptops...I'd recommend a Dell.

To be honest right I'm having second thoughts and I don't know if I want to spend all that money on a laptop. Since the main reason I want one now is for b/ping. =P

This summer I'm looking for a second job, so that'll free up some cash and I'll decide if it's a good idea or not. I'll bring this topic up to you when I get that job and a big thanks for the advice, I do appreciate it.

I think, as Slash has claimed, Blam Fatigue is really setting in.

Yeah, I guess months and months of straight 100/day would cause anyone to get tired and maybe even annoyed.

I main reason I still b/p is because I feel like I'm addicted. Like today for example I was upstairs watching Spiderman on TBS and I felt like I couldn't just sit there and enjoy the movie unless I went and b/ped every commercial break. I was constantly paranoid that I would miss a few quick blams or a whistle-able entry.

Don't get me wrong, I fucking love Newgrounds and will never 'give it up'. Not even if an admin decides to delete my stats or something. *nods*

I probably would have left Newgrounds if it wasn't for the Barracks.

I'd still probibly be around on Newgrounds, however if it wasn't for -absentminded- and his Top 300 list I would just be another abandoned account.

I apologize if I get all hoity toity and smarmy when I think about what our potential is.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks May. 21st, 2006 @ 07:50 PM Reply

I've missed a lot of B/P because I've started using my birthday money. I bought two games at Ebgames. One was the all New Super Mario Bros. and the other was Daxter for the PSP. I love both, but the original Super Mario Bros. on the NES is still the best. It's nice to have it on the go, and I love the whole new additions to the game, but it can't capture that old feeling that brought me into video games on the first place. I'm playing them while waiting for new flashes and when I'll see a movie later today.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks May. 21st, 2006 @ 08:01 PM Reply

Out of curiosity, could the next page just be everyone saying "salute?" And we could just keep quoting each other to make it even longer. I think it would be fun, but may be spamful. So, can we have permission to do that?

Bonus Stage does it anyway, and I want to see a whole page of just saluting.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks May. 21st, 2006 @ 08:04 PM Reply

Salutes! Salutes!
Salutes! Salutes!
Salutes! Salutes!
Salutes! Salutes!

Saluuuuutes!!


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At 5/21/06 08:04 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Salutes! Salutes!
Salutes! Salutes!
Salutes! Salutes!
Salutes! Salutes!

Saluuuuutes!!

Salutes! Salutes!
Salutes! Salutes!
Salutes! Salutes!
Salutes! Salutes!

Saluuuuutes!!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks May. 21st, 2006 @ 08:14 PM Reply

Today has been a good day in terms of B/P but barely no one has posted here which is a bit of a surprise oh well!!

Salutes! Salutes!

Saaaaalllllluuuuutttteeeeesssss!!


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At 5/21/06 08:14 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Today has been a good day in terms of B/P

Agreed. I got back from Atlanta several hours ago, but I managed to get in a decent amount of B/P during this short time.

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks May. 21st, 2006 @ 10:25 PM Reply

Wow, my finger actually got exercise from all the saluting, and scrolling down the page. I laughed at it, but hopefully you won't get any grief from the moderators.

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At 5/21/06 08:14 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Today has been a good day in terms of B/P

Not too bad I would say =P.

I didnt get as much as I could have though, didnt wake up early >=(.

This is the last week of school
That means more B/P ^_^_^_^_^

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks May. 21st, 2006 @ 11:04 PM Reply

Holy Crap!! Sex warrior touches little boys!


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At 5/21/06 11:04 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Holy Crap!! Sex warrior touches little boys!

lol I was wondering when someone would notice.... XD...

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At 5/21/06 11:08 PM, SeX-Warrior wrote:
At 5/21/06 11:04 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Holy Crap!! Sex warrior touches little boys!
lol I was wondering when someone would notice.... XD...

Holy Crap!! You're Crux!!


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What the? if you morons don't quit the spam you are gonna get us locked. Now listen carefully idiots, if any one here ever pulls this kind of shit off without Officer consent again, I will have you kicked out of here before you even get what happens. Do I make myself clear?

BonusStage, pepatumi, -MetalDart- & SeX-Warrior. You are here by warned officially for your dishonorable acts, most responsible were Sex-Warrior and MetalDart, I shall see to that you will never be given officer post even if every one else dies right now. And if I ever see that spam here again, I shall arrange an officer meeting to discuss your instant dismissal, Clear?


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At 5/21/06 11:50 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Clear?

lok ok XD

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At 5/21/06 11:50 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Clear?

Yes sir. I just wanted to have some fun, and am sorry for putting this thread in danger. Sorry.


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Daily Report For 5/21/05

Start: 9,992 Blams/5,145 Saves
End: 10,106 Blams/5,196 Saves
Total: 104 Blams/51 Saves (165 Total)

Next Rank: 198 Until Lt. Colonel (Est. Date: Tuesday 5/23)

Today's Achievement: 10,000 Blams passed

Good Hunting, Everyone.

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At 5/21/06 11:52 PM, SeX-Warrior wrote: lok ok XD

I don't see why you find this a laughing matter. Perhaps you would like to share what is so funny with the rest of the soldiers? Would you?

At 5/21/06 11:59 PM, -MetalDart wrote: Yes sir. I just wanted to have some fun, and am sorry for putting this thread in danger. Sorry.

Apology accepted, but remember, as far as I'm concerned this is the final shot, I don't give second chances unless I think the person is of some use to us or would be a waste to let go, be carefull this time, I'm dead serious.


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At 5/22/06 12:13 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I don't give second chances

Thank you! I shall act much more responsibil and think before I act. I guess I was just acting stupid and wanted to do something. Thank you for accepting my apology and sorry to all others who are mad at me.


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At 5/22/06 12:13 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 5/21/06 11:59 PM, -MetalDart wrote: Yes sir. I just wanted to have some fun, and am sorry for putting this thread in danger. Sorry.
Apology accepted, but remember, as far as I'm concerned this is the final shot, I don't give second chances unless I think the person is of some use to us or would be a waste to let go, be carefull this time, I'm dead serious.

My apologies, Sir its just been a bit of a boring day but I'll admit it was a foolish mistake on my part I can assure you it won't happen again... or will it?? (Seriously it won't happen again, Sir)!


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At 5/22/06 12:13 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 5/21/06 11:52 PM, SeX-Warrior wrote: lok ok XD
I don't see why you find this a laughing matter. Perhaps you would like to share what is so funny with the rest of the soldiers? Would you?

haha. It was a serious apology.. lol it's just really funny that's all XD...