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Slash, congrats. Unfortunately I have school today so I gotta hurry and I can't say much. But I'll give the old FAQ another shake.

At 4/20/06 11:18 PM, Irish-Pimp wrote: good story slash even if it was a little unoriginal. but just you guys know i wont be on this weekend because im going to wisconsin. only 200 bp points till my next badge

Hey I live in Wisconsin! What city are you going to?

At 4/20/06 11:51 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:

At 4/20/06 11:18 PM, Irish-Pimp wrote: good story slash even if it was a little unoriginal. but just you guys know i wont be on this weekend because im going to wisconsin. only 200 bp points till my next badge

Hey I live in Wisconsin! What city are you going to?

the dells

At 4/20/06 06:16 PM, EagleRock wrote: Also, since you're here, hot_and_charming, I would ask you as the Chief Barracks Officer of the Barracks, about the following accusations:

http://www.newground../topic.php?id=471482
I'm not judging or anything, and this is intended to be an amiable question, but I would like to hear your repsonse and Dream_of_Duke's response.

ROFL! I did not know that those people would dig deep into history that occured almost 4 years ago. Yep, I was a model back in my freshman year at high school as an avocation since I could not find better things to do. At that time, I was thinking that I had to do it since I believed that my hotness would be wasted if I did not be a model. However, that was before I started to focus at school. At my second year at high school, my advisor told me that I had lots of talents at school, and would be on the top if I decided to try. Nevertheless, he wanted me to focus on school first. So I decided to quit as a model late in 2002. However, I still visit the website sometimes and check what's going on, but it is for fun purpose only. Well, I guess that it is fine for me to be a model almost 4 years ago. It really should not cause such a big wave. :) Hopefully, you people will have a better understanding.

At 4/20/06 11:58 PM, hot_and_charming wrote: ROFL! I did not know that those people would dig deep into history that occured almost 4 years ago. Yep, I was a model back in my freshman year at high school as an avocation since I could not find better things to do. At that time, I was thinking that I had to do it since I believed that my hotness would be wasted if I did not be a model. However, that was before I started to focus at school. At my second year at high school, my advisor told me that I had lots of talents at school, and would be on the top if I decided to try. Nevertheless, he wanted me to focus on school first. So I decided to quit as a model late in 2002. However, I still visit the website sometimes and check what's going on, but it is for fun purpose only. Well, I guess that it is fine for me to be a model almost 4 years ago. It really should not cause such a big wave. :) Hopefully, you people will have a better understanding.

You do realize it'd be impossible for you to do that in high school since it's illegal for people under the age of 18 to pose naked, right?

Also, if this was in your past, explain this website:

http://www.dianakauffman.com

Also, according to this site, Diana Kauffman resides in Los Angeles, California. How would you explain that? Also, her education lists the University of Southern California, not Duke University. Would you mind explaining these disparencies?

wow hot_and_charming, excuse me if this offends you but if thats really you then youre a pretty beuatiful lady

unless your not who you say you are. sorry for double posting

At 4/20/06 11:54 PM, Irish-Pimp wrote:

Hey I live in Wisconsin! What city are you going to?

the dells

hmmm the Wisconsin dells I believe it's by Madison that's an hour and a half away from me.

At 4/21/06 12:04 AM, Irish-Pimp wrote: wow hot_and_charming, excuse me if this offends you but if thats really you then youre a pretty beuatiful lady

Notice the key word IF.

At 4/21/06 12:06 AM, Irish-Pimp wrote: unless your not who you say you are. sorry for double posting

You better be sorry.

JK

Daily Report For 4/20/06

Start: 7,485 Blams/3,748 Saves
End: 7,541 Blams/3,783 Saves
Total: 56 Blams/35 Saves (91 Total)

Next Rank: 1,176 until Captain

Congratulations To:
SlashFirestorm for making Colonel

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Day's end report:

106 points. Not bad, not super good. Enough for me to reach Colonel, yay! Hehe.
Back to the portal, and my next flash. Good hunting, everyone! :salute:

At 4/21/06 12:03 AM, EagleRock wrote:

Well...Eagle, you really should not fully trust what the internet said, especially since the website was 4 years' old already. I used to consider USC as an option, but hey, I know where I am. Actually, I am quite irrated for that webiste to provide invalid information. I guess that we have had enough about this topic. Please let get over with the issue, thanks.

At 4/21/06 12:27 AM, hot_and_charming wrote:

At 4/21/06 12:03 AM, EagleRock wrote:

Well...Eagle, you really should not fully trust what the internet said, especially since the website was 4 years' old already.

By your logic, I should trust you, since your words are coming through on the Internet. However, www.dianakauffman.com is not 4 years old. In the portfolio, the top right picture shows a magazine article which talks about Diana Kauffman being the "Coors Queen of Halloween" in 2004. Disputing that picture is not easy to do, as it is right there, clear as day.

I used to consider USC as an option, but hey, I know where I am.

Again, this information does not sit well, considering the website clearly states that Diana Kauffman did in fact not only go to the University of California but did receive her Baccaulaureate of Science Degree there. For this to be true, you could not have possibly been in high school in 2004.

Actually, I am quite irrated for that webiste to provide invalid information.

I find it hard for that information to be invalid. Even if the information is falsified, the website clearly has photographs of the same girl in your profile from year 2004. That would mean you have to deny that the girl in those pictures and in your profile is not you. Is that what you are saying?

I guess that we have had enough about this topic. Please let get over with the issue, thanks.

I don't think it's that easy at that point. Frankly, I am interested in the truth, and I'm sure the rest of the Barracks members will agree that the truth should come out. If you are not that girl, I would like to know. On the other hand, if you are, I would like an explanation to the equivocalities in your statements.

She's also 30 years old

Sorry to intrude, but this topic has had me riveted.

At 4/21/06 12:48 AM, TheNewAgeOutlaw wrote: She's also 30 years old

Sorry to intrude, but this topic has had me riveted.

Intruding? Not at all. You just provided me with the one thing I didn't have...Diana Kauffman's age. That seals this and proves that hot_and_charming is not the one in that picture. Also, if you go to the following website:

http://www.oit.duke.edu/phonebook/

This is Duke University's official online phonebook. The first link, Search by Name, searches for the names of students, faculty, and affiliates of the university. The name "Diana Kauffman" does not come up anywhere on the site. In fact, if you go right to www.duke.edu and search for Diana Kauffman in the front page search, no links come up.

You can take it further and Google "Diana Kauffman Duke" and get no viable links. However, just searching "Diana Kauffman" on Google opens up a huge history of pornographic photos of the woman, which shows that she hasn't stopped doing this in 2004, and it wasn't for a "brief stint" in high school.

I find it insulting that hot_and_charming can state that she is still Diana Kauffman at this point.

I heard a rumor from a fairly reliable source that a DoD flash is being submitted tomorrow at 4 PM NG time. I wonder if that's true...

Anyhow, I need to work on my own flash...good hunting, everyone! :salute:

At 4/21/06 02:49 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I heard a rumor from a fairly reliable source that a DoD flash is being submitted tomorrow at 4 PM NG time. I wonder if that's true...

Lets just hope it's not Red Sox propaganda :P

I can't wait to see it.

Daily report:
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Also, I got myself 20000 blams, which I am very happy with. I wonder when will I get to 30000 blams. :D

Man.
If there ever was a gelatinous rhinocerous camped outside my apartment cheese.
Oh, this would be it!

Teatime, chaps?

At 4/21/06 04:18 AM, Bahamut- wrote: Also, I got myself 20000 blams, which I am very happy with. I wonder when will I get to 30000 blams. :D

Prioritise, surely sir?

Shouldn't EGSC come first?

Congratulations of 20k Blams *salutes*

At 4/21/06 04:14 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 4/21/06 02:49 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I heard a rumor from a fairly reliable source that a DoD flash is being submitted tomorrow at 4 PM NG time. I wonder if that's true...

Lets just hope it's not Red Sox propaganda :P

Oh, I can pretty much ASSURE you it's not propaganda. ;-)
Kekeke...

Time for me to hit the bunks. Tomorrow will hopefully be full of yummy points. Got a long way to go to reach Brigadier General...good hunting, everyone! :salute:

At 4/21/06 04:43 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Oh, I can pretty much ASSURE you it's not propaganda. ;-)
Kekeke...

It sounds like a free protection point, it's just a case of which number I vote for 2, 3, 4 or 5.

Lol look at this Gooch hates us.

At 4/21/06 05:04 AM, WastedWizard wrote: Lol look at this Gooch hates us.

Well, he's entitled to his own opinion.

At 4/21/06 04:37 AM, Coop83 wrote: Congratulations of 20k Blams *salutes*

Thanks, and no, 20k blams before EGSC. After EGSC, 10k saves so there's still something to aim for after getting EGSC.

At 4/21/06 05:04 AM, WastedWizard wrote: Lol look at this Gooch hates us.

I already knew Gooch hated this thread from a Retrogade thread he made.

At 4/21/06 05:12 AM, Bahamut- wrote: I already knew Gooch hated this thread from a Retrogade thread he made.

<Rage> Why that son of a bitch, stupid little worthless cunt, what the fuck does he know about clubs, the only thing he knows is how to act like there is a ten foot pole up his ass. That fucking moron wouldn't know a good club if one came up and beat him with a shovel for 8 straight hours, in fact that was his mother's work, explaining why he such an asshole today. Not only do they insult the barracks ( those cock suckers ) but they also mention the mafia. Which I may remind you a club Carmilla was in, that little shit should get the daylights beaten out of him. why if I had 5 minutes to actually meet them I'd grab a blunt tool and beat them till blood came out of their asses. Just let me have a thread between me and that shit Gooch and we can intelligently flame is to why he is an asshole who knows nothing about clubs.</Rage>

I'm sorry if this post offended any one but Gooch the ass.

At 4/20/06 05:35 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 4/20/06 Report - As of 0515 Hours:
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At 4/21/06 05:32 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: <Rage>

*Coop pokes his head up from behind a hastily thrown together bunker made from tables, chairs and an unsuspecting cadet*

Feeling better now sir? *Coop ducks again*

At 4/21/06 05:05 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 4/21/06 05:04 AM, WastedWizard wrote: Lol look at this Gooch hates us.

Well, he's entitled to his own opinion.

I never said that I hated him or anything just found it funny and thought people might want to know.

At 4/21/06 05:35 AM, WastedWizard wrote: I never said that I hated him or anything just found it funny and thought people might want to know.

*Coop turns to WastedWizard, who is now safely ensconsed within the bunker*

I'm glad you brought it to our attention. We need to know about stuff like this.

At 4/21/06 05:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: *Coop pokes his head up from behind a hastily thrown together bunker made from tables, chairs and an unsuspecting cadet*

*Breaks free, kicks Coop in nuts launching them to his skull, left hook to face and a hard rock punch with my right*

Feeling better now?