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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-26 03:13:39


Not animated, just video games footage and voice :


Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-26 03:59:06


A shovelware game:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-26 16:45:10


@Cool-Strong-Games has become unhinged:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-26 16:48:25 (edited 2017-08-26 16:49:05)


At 8/26/17 04:45 PM, GUTHRIE wrote: @Cool-Strong-Games has become unhinged:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/698463
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/698457

So..... it's someone roleplaying to be a thief to advertise his website or something? Well, I'll take his word for it and unpublish those since they are "stolen".

animation is also noise spam

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-27 14:40:09 (edited 2017-08-27 14:46:45)


Ok, will remind it. Thank you!
:At 8/2/17 10:28 PM, ADR3-N wrote:
:: You might want to ask a review mod like @NekoMika about this, but in general, one off comments like "this is too shitty to be frontpaged/pass judgement" or "how did this get FP/saved" will be deleted, yes. @Exedor also moderates reviews. Between him and Nekomika, they're the most active review mods I know of. You are right. The EGB is for reporting stolen games and movies, not abusive reviews. The abusive review thread had to be closed due to abuse.

(P.D.: I don't know how to respond to already quoted comments, help me D:)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-27 16:34:06


At 8/27/17 02:40 PM, GiaanRG2000 wrote: (P.D.: I don't know how to respond to already quoted comments, help me D:)

Main thing is, just leave the little colons alone. Backspace whatever you don't wanna quote. Looks like the formatting is starting to change around a bit soon, but for now, until we have a rich text editor here rather than HTML, a colon and a space is what forms the quote. The top header is sort of inconsequential in regard to name or time. Hope this helps. If you're still confused, send me a PM and I'll show you how it all works.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-28 08:10:58


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-28 10:58:30


This clip is stolen from Cartoon Network.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-28 13:03:42 (edited 2017-08-28 13:04:30)


At 8/28/17 10:58 AM, joshescue18 wrote: This clip is stolen from Cartoon Network.

Gone.

At 8/28/17 10:48 AM, NekoMika wrote: Also, anyone else experience an issue where they are unable to close this game and have their browser freeze up?

Yeah, it's a memory hog for some reason. I got as far as the menu, but it was running so slow, I never got to see any animation. :\ I left it for now, but I let the author know so I may pull it soon.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-28 21:45:01 (edited 2017-08-28 21:45:14)


Theme songs from an anime:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-29 19:02:49


New user @PokemonLand is submitting stolen games.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-30 05:06:25 (edited 2017-08-30 05:06:45)


Are this games working for you mates ?

This one gives me a black game area, with a gray button that does nothing :

This one gives me just the black game area, nothing happens :


Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-30 09:50:21


At 8/30/17 05:06 AM, LexaHergon wrote: Are this games working for you mates ?

This one gives me a black game area, with a gray button that does nothing :
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/698633

Doesn't work for me. I get the same thing.

This one gives me just the black game area, nothing happens :
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/698635

This one works for me.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-30 12:26:39


At 8/30/17 09:50 AM, Big-Boss wrote:
At 8/30/17 05:06 AM, LexaHergon wrote: Are this games working for you mates ?

This one gives me a black game area, with a gray button that does nothing :
Doesn't work for me. I get the same thing.

It works for me. However, the bars are black and the background is dark grey so you can't see hardly anything. I'm hoping for a blam.


This one gives me just the black game area, nothing happens :
This one works for me.

Me too, although, it has the same level of effort and noobness as the other. The dots are small boring squares, and the play area is overly large, so the squares get lost. Both are probably straight out of a tutorial and should get blammed.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-30 15:54:09


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-30 15:56:54


At 8/30/17 03:54 PM, GUTHRIE wrote: This submission makes my browser crash. Anyone else have this problem?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/698677

The submission just stops doing anything for me


The cake is a liar!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-30 17:28:23


Pretty much the same as his older submission, just with a new title and links to mobile versions on the splash screen:

Seems to load faster though, so maybe also some performance tweaks.
Should've updated the older sub instead, but as it is, the older one is now redundant I guess.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-30 18:43:33 (edited 2017-08-30 18:47:32)


Also, another stolen re-post by @PokemonLand:

Perhaps a friendly reminder that submitting ones favourite games isn't the point of this place might be in order...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-30 22:16:14


At 8/30/17 12:26 PM, Exedor wrote:
At 8/30/17 09:50 AM, Big-Boss wrote:
At 8/30/17 05:06 AM, LexaHergon wrote: Are this games working for you mates ?

This one gives me a black game area, with a gray button that does nothing :
Doesn't work for me. I get the same thing.
It works for me. However, the bars are black and the background is dark grey so you can't see hardly anything. I'm hoping for a blam.

This one gives me just the black game area, nothing happens :
This one works for me.
Me too, although, it has the same level of effort and noobness as the other. The dots are small boring squares, and the play area is overly large, so the squares get lost. Both are probably straight out of a tutorial and should get blammed.

I actually unpublished both of them because that's what we (including Tom) agreed on in the G/M Mod forum quite some time ago. Snake & Pong games that are at their absolute most basic are allowed to be unpublished & after seeing/playing both of them, they got the treatment.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-31 11:08:06


At 8/28/17 10:46 AM, NekoMika wrote: http://dressup2girls.newgrounds.com/
Shovelware account

A game from there:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-31 11:26:45


At 8/31/17 11:08 AM, MchectorII wrote:
At 8/28/17 10:46 AM, NekoMika wrote: http://dressup2girls.newgrounds.com/
Shovelware account
A game from there:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/698709

Gone, thanks for the report.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-01 21:56:51


Barracks Roster as of September 1st, 2017:

Greetings, All!

Summer is winding down, the nights are getting cooler, and the days grow shorter. Time marches on, and this old battleaxe ain't getting any younger...but that's okay, because I'm still having a blast here! Life is good.

Speaking of the good life, @Guthrie is now a Colonel. He's also slamming down b/p points like a pirate slams down shots of rum. Way to go! You'll be a Supreme Commander within a year at this rate, but don't let that get to your head.

Guthrie's also been very active on the forums, along with @Big-Boss and @Exedor and @Asandir. With so much shovelware and spam account action these days, keeping the portal clean is definitely a full-time job. Now that yours truly is a Game/Movie mod, I can appreciate all the additional work it takes to maintain the balance between acceptable and unacceptable material. With all the other mods here in the EGB (@ADR3-N, @Exedor, @Big-Boss, @gamejunkie, @Asandir, etc.) it's no wonder why we are called "The Elite Guard".

Other forums may come and go, but the EGB will always be around - because we will always be needed!

With that, let's continue on with the task at hand - September 1st's roster:

Milestones::
Big-Boss - 4K blams, 30K saves, 34K total B/P
byteslinger - 122K saves, 138K total B/P
Guthrie - 15K saves, 18K total B/P

Promotions::
Guthrie - Colonel

The Roster:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 138,094 | 0,977 | 31.52 | B | +000.72 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 7 | C
02) 84,557 | 0,184 | 05.94 | C | +048.39 | GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 3 | D
03) 67,217 | 0,088 | 02.84 | D | +166.67 | Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 61,863 | 0,343 | 11.06 | C | +022.50 | Exedor Sup. Commander | 23 | B
05) 44,232 | 0,161 | 05.19 | C | +000.63 | Asandir Sup. Commander | 8 | C
06) 34,421 | 0,873 | 28.16 | B | +088.15 | Big-Boss Sup. Commander | 19 | B
07) 27,793 | 0,008 | 00.26 | D | -076.47 | Decky Commander | 0 | F
08) 21,873 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Lizzardis Lt. General | 0 | F
09) 18,653 | 1,181 | 38.10 | B | +006.97 | Guthrie Colonel | 16 | B
10) 8,651 | 0,228 | 07.35 | C | -061.81 | Jackho Sgt. First Class | 5 | C
11) 8,248 | 0,030 | 00.97 | D | -064.71 | ZJ Sgt. First Class | 0 | F
12) 6,358 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | BenwaHakubi Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
13) 5,583 | 0,033 | 01.06 | D | +026.92 | ADR3-N Sergeant | 5 | C

Top 5 Gainers::
Guthrie - 1,181 (28.76% of total)
byteslinger - 977 (23.79% of total)
Big-Boss - 873 (21.26% of total)
Exedor - 343 (8.35% of total)
Jackho - 228 (5.55% of total)

Top 5 users accounted for 87.73% of B/P points (3,602 total)

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
byteslinger (55)
Big-Boss (45)
Exedor (7)
Guthrie (3)
Jackho (3)

Total gain for month: 4,106 (11 Active Members)

That's 132.45 per day, or 12.04 per day per active member.

Thank you all for a job well done, and a good month of fighting the good fight. It is always an honor to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with all of you as we work tirelessly to keep Newgrounds safe and fun for all.

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-02 10:43:25


Great update @Byteslinger! Thanks for putting in the work!

I have to share this with everyone.

NsrGames forgot to switch accounts and submitted one of their shovelware room escape games on their Dressup2Girls account. I thought that was amusing, it's like they're not even trying anymore.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-02 21:04:07 (edited 2017-09-02 21:05:56)


Are these guys even trying anymore? You may now facefloor spectacularly. All the way to Okachimachi.


PU PI PI PU PI PIII

PU PI PI PU PI PIII

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-03 05:04:07


Even if it has original animation on it, this one has a lot of movie footage on it.
Stuff owned by no others than Disney and Fox. Is it safe to allow this content :


Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-03 06:23:56


Audio visualizer.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-03 07:09:46


At 9/3/17 06:23 AM, Lusin wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/698852
Audio visualizer.

Dealt with.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-03 10:05:22


At 9/3/17 09:59 AM, NekoMika wrote: That being said, how has everyone been doing as of late?

Work, work, work. The neverending cycle. I'm still suffering from the punchline of the educational system, that point where you get into your chosen career only to find out you now have to work fifty hours a week and the money's good only if you can find the time to spend it. That kind of sleep depriving crap.

To be fair, I can't complain. Yourself Neko?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-03 10:27:12


This one seems more than just iffy to me

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-05 18:28:05


Garry's MOD Gameplay footage.