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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-08 10:44:31


Shovelware

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-09 00:55:45


Just what the over 13, 99.9% male population of Newgrounds was hoping would be submitted today.

*cough *sarcasm

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-09 01:01:16


At 8/9/15 12:55 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Just what the over 13, 99.9% male population of Newgrounds was hoping would be submitted today.

*cough *sarcasm
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/661769

Whatever. You see my complexion? Smooth and blemish free! And I owe it all to Hihoo games!

*yeah, sarcasm*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-09 10:18:20


Unfinished and like the author says, there's nothing to do.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-09 22:58:49


Youtube material

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4F9PQZDnO4

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-09 23:13:22 (edited 2015-08-09 23:14:09)


At 8/9/15 10:18 AM, Radaketor wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/661731
Unfinished and like the author says, there's nothing to do.

Yeah, it sux. There is some content; I was the one who put it at an A rating. It's not easy to find, and it's stupid once you find it anyway. (think: 'poorly animated sex' and I've saved you the trouble of searching for it) Unfortunately, there's no rule against unfinished things (unfortunately!) so hopefully it'll garner a blam pretty soon.

At 8/9/15 10:58 PM, Makakaov wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/661816
Youtube material

Indeed. Gameplay footage. Gone. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-10 12:53:28


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/661843

Pretty sure it's a Sokoban-esque shovelware.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-11 01:01:25


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-11 02:40:40


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/661876

And lo, the unamazing escape from house returns

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-11 02:50:29


At 8/11/15 02:40 AM, TehAwesomestKitteh wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/661876

And lo, the unamazing escape from house returns

Beat me to it.

I'd better get blam points for when their account is eventually deleted some time next decade

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-11 11:11:49


At 8/11/15 01:01 AM, TehAwesomestKitteh wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/661848

Memory Game

Memory games aren't against the rules.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-11 11:36:20


At 8/11/15 11:11 AM, Jolly wrote:
At 8/11/15 01:01 AM, TehAwesomestKitteh wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/661848

Memory Game
Memory games aren't against the rules.

Actually, let me re-phrase that. I wouldn't call that shovelware unless the same person released several games just like that. For now it's fine. I'd say it's fine, for now.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-11 16:06:37


speaking of shovelware, here's devrachna!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-12 01:29:20


And another Match 3 shovelware game. A really, really bad one at that.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-12 01:36:15


gamesrealshitty shovelware

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-12 02:24:44 (edited 2015-08-12 02:27:18)



Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-12 02:42:51


At 8/12/15 02:24 AM, LexaHergon wrote: thegames8 in disguise ?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/661921

No, Belugerin just happens to submit to games8 first, always has as far as I'm aware.

and this
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/661920

I was going to post this but he's a new developer. Maybe a Portal Mod could shoot him a PM to make him aware of the 'multiple same submission policy' around here, so we don't see him posting a shitload of the same stuff like certain other submitters. Don't want him to get out of hand like them.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-12 02:55:10


At 8/12/15 02:24 AM, LexaHergon wrote: Various shovelware games :
same old
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/661923

Did they put in the tag "modremoved" or did a mod?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-12 03:02:28


At 8/12/15 02:55 AM, jonthomson wrote: Did they put in the tag "modremoved" or did a mod?

It was Mod removed.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-12 03:03:31


At 8/12/15 02:42 AM, gamejunkie wrote:
No, Belugerin just happens to submit to games8 first, always has as far as I'm aware.

I was going to post this but he's a new developer.

Got it, thanks for the "heads-up" gamejunkie.


Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-12 03:04:12 (edited 2015-08-12 03:07:02)


At 8/12/15 02:55 AM, jonthomson wrote:
At 8/12/15 02:24 AM, LexaHergon wrote: Various shovelware games :
same old
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/661923
Did they put in the tag "modremoved" or did a mod?

On the Dumaji one? Twas me. I change the tags before I remove the submission. You should see 'shovelware' as a tag too. It sometimes makes it easier, as it gives me, other mods, and the author some clue as to why it was removed, should we ever bring it up again. I just haven't hit the unpublish button yet. it's an interesting take on Jumani (good movie, BTW) game but they broke their normal escape game up and put it into the Jumanji gameboard. Instead of rooms, you land on spaces on the gameboard. I'm trying to decide if that's enough of a change to make it non-shovelware/cookiecutter.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-12 04:30:32



It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-12 04:50:45


At 8/12/15 04:30 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/394908
One picture with no animation.

A typical Clock Day submission. You know how stupid people get on Clock Day.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-12 07:04:10


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-12 11:57:52


At 8/12/15 07:04 AM, Makakaov wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/661925
Youtube material

Well, no, not really. Decently animated, but pointless. :\

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-13 01:17:42


At 8/12/15 11:57 AM, Exedor wrote:
At 8/12/15 07:04 AM, Makakaov wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/661925
Youtube material
Well, no, not really. Decently animated, but pointless. :\

Youtube material

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0WddQazmDM

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-13 01:27:00 (edited 2015-08-13 01:28:16)


At 8/13/15 01:17 AM, Makakaov wrote:
At 8/12/15 11:57 AM, Exedor wrote:
At 8/12/15 07:04 AM, Makakaov wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/661925
Youtube material
Well, no, not really. Decently animated, but pointless. :\
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/661845
Youtube material

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0WddQazmDM

Stolen? Ah, now that's something we can do something about. Unfortunately, we can't do anything about this pile of dook, tho, cuz the usernames are the same on both the NG and youtube accounts. Same person, spreading da poo to da world on multiple fronts, unfortunately. :\

I hate Gmod. >:[

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-13 01:55:21


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-13 02:01:54


And here's Enagames1 second turd for the day.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-08-13 02:10:39


I don't even know what to say about this.