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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-30 08:06:53


Stolen assets from The Impossible Quiz, not to mention a bad quiz clone.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-30 11:49:05


At 3/30/15 08:06 AM, larrynachos wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/655429
Stolen assets from The Impossible Quiz, not to mention a bad quiz clone.

There's really nothing wrong with that submission, as far as I can see.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-31 02:10:23


wowsomegame


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-31 07:17:06


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-31 07:45:32


Resubmit of a blammed submission:

Blammed here:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/obituaries


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-01 09:30:10


Barracks Roster as of April 1st, 2014+1:

Welcome to the Roster. Sorry it was a bit late - finally released from county lockup after I posted bail. They pulled me in for alleged solicitation, even after I tried to explain to them that
my normal response to most authority figures is "fuck you", and it's a statement, not a proposition. However, it did open my eyes to a potential new revenue stream.

Monday night: 6 hours of coding - made $500

Tuesday night: 4 hours on the corner - made $1,000

Looks like there may be a career change in my future. Think about it - the difference between a "tech" ho and a real ho is how you screw your clients - and how you get paid for it. Fortunately, since I have neither shame nor a soul, this is not a problem for me.

Anyway, getting back to the roster

Milestones::
byteslinger - 102K saves, 12 squirrels flattened
DefTonesFan665 - 2K blams, 14K saves, 16K total B/P, 6 hangovers
Exedor - 54K total B/P, drafted by Atlanta Falcons as starting halfback
GameJunkie - 72K total B/P, 28 days without a shower

Promotions::
Coop - New night manager at 7-11
Decky - Master toilet tester at Home Depot
EagleRock - Head counsellor, Girl Scouts troop 1337
Gimmick - New manager at Gyrokikas bath house

The Roster:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 130,270 | 0,004 | 00.13 | D | -069.23 | Chicken Coop Sup. Commander | 0 | F
02) 116,645 | 0,471 | 15.19 | C | +003.29 | Byte Me Sup. Commander | 6 | C
03) 80,294 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Phantom of the Opera Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 72,239 | 0,516 | 16.65 | C | +019.17 | This Game is Junkie Sup. Commander | 17 | B
05) 56,923 | 0,087 | 02.81 | D | -067.05 | Little Jeannie Sup. Commander | 0 | F
06) 54,252 | 0,506 | 16.32 | C | -010.76 | X-A-Door Sup. Commander | 26 | B
07) 52,463 | 0,329 | 10.61 | C | +000.00 | Turkey Stone Sup. Commander | 5 | C
08) 36,644 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Girl Cooties Sup. Commander | 0 | F
09) 35,785 | 0,342 | 11.03 | C | +014.77 | Ass and Deer Sup. Commander | 3 | D
10) 31,446 | 0,018 | 00.58 | D | +012.50 | Rohan and Martin Sup. Commander | 0 | F
11) 25,181 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | No Gimmicks General | 0 | F
12) 21,223 | 0,190 | 06.13 | C | -032.62 | Black and Decker Brig. General | 0 | F
13) 16,621 | 0,895 | 28.87 | B | +015.04 | Love ACDC Major +1 | 45 | A
14) 16,277 | 0,046 | 01.48 | D | -004.17 | Busted and Rusted Major -1 | 0 | F
15) 14,328 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Crossdresser Captain | 0 | F
16) 10,412 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | R-Konic Sgt. Major | 0 | F
17) 10,063 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | C3PO Sgt. Major | 0 | F
18) 7,567 | 0,011 | 00.35 | D | -035.29 | Zzzzzzz Master Sergeant | 0 | F
19) 7,403 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Ghost chick Master Sergeant | 0 | F
20) 6,632 | 0,010 | 00.32 | D | +000.00 | Duff's Beer Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
21) 6,526 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Burger King Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
22) 6,415 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Pass the Spliff Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
23) 6,200 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | Obi Wan Kenobi Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
24) 5,107 | 0,008 | 00.26 | D | +000.00 | Jackoff Sergeant | 0 | F
25) 3,938 | 0,016 | 00.52 | D | +000.00 | Section 7 Pvt. First Class | 2 | D
26) 2,714 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | 4NoRaisens Private | 0 | F

Top 5 Gainers::
DefTonesFan665 - 895 (25.95% of total)
GameJunkie - 516 (14.96% of total)
Exedor - 506 (14.67% of total)
byteslinger - 471 (13.66% of total)
Asandir - 342 (9.92% of total)

Top 5 users accounted for 79.15% of B/P points (2,730 total)

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
byteslinger (26)
Asandir (24) * 2 Years *
DefTonesFan665 (16)
GameJunkie (13)
Exedor (5)

Total gain for month: 3,449 (15 Active Members)

That's 111.26 per day, or 7.42 per day per active member.


Proud member of the EGB since 2006 |-EGB Forum-|-EGB Website-| Game and Movie Mod 2017

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-01 13:25:59


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-01 14:59:56


At 4/1/15 09:30 AM, byteslinger wrote: Milestones::
DeftonesFan665 - 6 hangovers

How'd you know? Have you been following me again?


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-01 15:02:05


At 4/1/15 01:25 PM, Exedor wrote: Has anyone been able to get this one to work??
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/655341

All I get is the Unity screen and it says that the download failed, so no, it doesn't work for me.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-01 16:03:03


At 4/1/15 02:59 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 4/1/15 09:30 AM, byteslinger wrote: Milestones::
DeftonesFan665 - 6 hangovers
How'd you know? Have you been following me again?

Not again.....still!......muwahahahahaha!


Proud member of the EGB since 2006 |-EGB Forum-|-EGB Website-| Game and Movie Mod 2017

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-01 17:54:52


At 4/1/15 09:30 AM, byteslinger wrote: Coop - New night manager at 7-11
EagleRock - Head counsellor, Girl Scouts troop 1337

Those names always bring a smile to my face. Last time I was here, I was level 19, and that was ages ago. Barracks still accepting members -- or return members? I've been strolling the portal pretty reliably lately now that I have internet access. Excited to be back to NG.


Your source for monthly music producer freebies here // Take My Cymbals // ALL my big sample projects, FREE

I do professional audio critique & commissions. Catch me on YT and X! If you got music, I'll playlist you!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-01 22:21:56


At 4/1/15 05:54 PM, Andrea364 wrote:
At 4/1/15 09:30 AM, byteslinger wrote: Coop - New night manager at 7-11
EagleRock - Head counsellor, Girl Scouts troop 1337
Those names always bring a smile to my face. Last time I was here, I was level 19, and that was ages ago. Barracks still accepting members -- or return members? I've been strolling the portal pretty reliably lately now that I have internet access. Excited to be back to NG.

Wow, it's been a while. Things have been tough here - the roster isn't as big as I'd like it to be, and we're always looking for quality users. Since you were a prior member of the EGB, I'll just need to PM a few of the other officers for their thoughts on reinstatement.

Glad to see you back again! Now, go clean up that blam rifle and get some target practice in - need you to be on your toes when you're back into the fight full time!

*Salutes*

As you were...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-02 06:00:45


shovel, shovel, shovel

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-02 11:14:38


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-02 12:29:43 (edited 2015-04-02 12:32:10)


At 4/1/15 10:21 PM, byteslinger wrote: Glad to see you back again! Now, go clean up that blam rifle and get some target practice in - need you to be on your toes when you're back into the fight full time!

*Salutes*

As you were...

Will be my pleasure. Just saw a suspicious entry.

User just signed up yesterday, and it looks like this game has been around for a while. Also came from what looks to be an established site. User has no info on his/her profile about said site. It's worth looking into, I think.


Your source for monthly music producer freebies here // Take My Cymbals // ALL my big sample projects, FREE

I do professional audio critique & commissions. Catch me on YT and X! If you got music, I'll playlist you!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-02 13:29:37


At 4/2/15 12:29 PM, Andrea364 wrote: Just saw a suspicious entry.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/655606
User just signed up yesterday, and it looks like this game has been around for a while. Also came from what looks to be an established site. User has no info on his/her profile about said site. It's worth looking into, I think.

Nah! It's all good. Check the info button on the top left of the menu screen. Credits are for the right person.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-02 14:19:29


At 4/2/15 01:29 PM, gamejunkie wrote: Nah! It's all good. Check the info button on the top left of the menu screen. Credits are for the right person.

Alright. That's good news! Just thought it was odd he didn't have any profile info on the site or pictures, etc. Thanks for the second set of eyes.


Your source for monthly music producer freebies here // Take My Cymbals // ALL my big sample projects, FREE

I do professional audio critique & commissions. Catch me on YT and X! If you got music, I'll playlist you!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-04 01:46:29


Porn Clip

@exedor @asandir @brentheman

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-04 13:44:43


I believe that this is a stolen version of the Brototype on the Broforce webpage.


When I'm not spouting bullshit, I'm actually dead serious.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-04 15:49:11


At 4/4/15 01:44 PM, ShiftyHyena wrote: I believe that this is a stolen version of the Brototype on the Broforce webpage.

Link?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-04 16:00:31


At 4/4/15 03:49 PM, Exedor wrote:
At 4/4/15 01:44 PM, ShiftyHyena wrote: I believe that this is a stolen version of the Brototype on the Broforce webpage.
Link?

http://www.broforcegame.com/BROFORCE_BROTOTYPE.html


Tuturu~ ♫

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-05 11:50:23


This is not a flash.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-05 14:16:14


Geez, Portal seems almost completely devoid of life today. PortalGuard3 has been disturbingly quiet. You almost wonder it's the calm before the storm.

Or, alternatively, if everyone's just enjoying their Easter holiday. Happy Easter, guys and gals. :)


Your source for monthly music producer freebies here // Take My Cymbals // ALL my big sample projects, FREE

I do professional audio critique & commissions. Catch me on YT and X! If you got music, I'll playlist you!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-05 17:22:32


Apologies for double post.

This submission has already been blammed a few times. Shows up in today's obituaries. Not sure if that's an error or if it was actually submitted another 2 times today.


Your source for monthly music producer freebies here // Take My Cymbals // ALL my big sample projects, FREE

I do professional audio critique & commissions. Catch me on YT and X! If you got music, I'll playlist you!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-05 17:26:47


At 4/5/15 05:22 PM, Andrea364 wrote: Apologies for double post.

Your other post was 3 hours ago, so you're fine. It's only a double post when you make posts right after oneanother. :)


This submission has already been blammed a few times. Shows up in today's obituaries. Not sure if that's an error or if it was actually submitted another 2 times today.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/655738

Gone!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-05 17:36:11 (edited 2015-04-05 17:38:19)


At 4/5/15 05:26 PM, Exedor wrote: Your other post was 3 hours ago, so you're fine. It's only a double post when you make posts right after oneanother. :)

Assuming that's what they made the edit button for. :P

Gone!

Great! Hopefully the guy won't submit it again without significant modifications. Crap like that belongs on YouTube.

Also, not sure if the thumbnail on this one is inappropriate or no.


Your source for monthly music producer freebies here // Take My Cymbals // ALL my big sample projects, FREE

I do professional audio critique & commissions. Catch me on YT and X! If you got music, I'll playlist you!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-05 21:56:31


3 second clip. Not sure if this would be considered too spammy for the portal since the animation is decent other than the length. Seems to be a self-advertisement from the description. Audio is from Pewdiepie, though.

This cries shovel to me. Only because the guy has plenty of other escape games.

Seems to wrap up the stink eye content. Onward and upward I suppose.

This one I found funny, if not a little odd. I liked it enough to share.

Quiet Easter other than that. How is everyone else faring?


Your source for monthly music producer freebies here // Take My Cymbals // ALL my big sample projects, FREE

I do professional audio critique & commissions. Catch me on YT and X! If you got music, I'll playlist you!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-05 23:01:57


Appears I was wrong about a quiet Easter. This seems to be stolen. Descrip says "HACK"

User joined today and has no info on his profile. Doubt he owns the right to this when it's on Google Play, Apple Store, etc. Very, very, very suspicious.


Your source for monthly music producer freebies here // Take My Cymbals // ALL my big sample projects, FREE

I do professional audio critique & commissions. Catch me on YT and X! If you got music, I'll playlist you!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-05 23:02:50 (edited 2015-04-05 23:03:17)


At 4/5/15 11:01 PM, Andrea364 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/655747
Appears I was wrong about a quiet Easter. This seems to be stolen. Descrip says "HACK"

User joined today and has no info on his profile. Doubt he owns the right to this when it's on Google Play, Apple Store, etc. Very, very, very suspicious.

It is stolen.

Original:


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-05 23:12:29 (edited 2015-04-05 23:18:14)


At 4/5/15 11:02 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: It is stolen.

Original:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/591341

Gone. :)

...no good flippin' thieves! >:(
(pun! :3)
At 4/5/15 05:36 PM, Andrea364 wrote: Assuming that's what they made the edit button for. :P

Yup. :)


Great! Hopefully the guy won't submit it again.

Actually, I thought it was kinda funny. Very beginner-ish/basic, but still funny. Still, since it was blammed and resubmitted, I removed it. :)


Also, not sure if the thumbnail on this one is inappropriate or no.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/655734

It's appropriate only in that the submission is rated appropriately. The users have to select for the A rated material to be displayed, and we all know that no one ever says they're an adult when they're not (not that it asks), and so A rated submissions can use thumbnails depicting all the deviant buggery their lascivious hearts desire, since it's completely safe from the eyes of kids and teens. :)

So if it was E, T, or M rated and had a big ol' blowjob drawing on it, well, that'd suck (pun! :3) and it would be worthy of moderating, but since it's A rated, even tho it has internal anal inspection going on, well, we just have to sit tight. (pun! :3)

At 4/5/15 09:10 PM, vixuzar wrote: stolen art
http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/dereth/cobra
just google cobra.jpg

Actually, there's not much we can do here directly, but you can flag these yourself, which is one of the few ways to still get whistle points. Click the flag icon above the pic and then post the link you found showing it's stolen from somewhere. Here's the one I found. Copy and paste this link before the Art Mods get to it and you'll get your point: http://www.netcarshow.com/ford/2007-mustang_shelby_gt500_convertible/800x600/wallpaper_06.htm

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