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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-29 02:25:25 Reply

Is tihs even acceptable, being not in English?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-29 02:27:30 Reply

At 3/29/13 02:25 AM, jaxxDS wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/613514
Is tihs even acceptable, being not in English?

Yeah it's fine.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-29 13:38:02 Reply

Once again bagata the thief tries his luck. This one stolen from http://www.onlinetruckgames.net/

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-29 13:41:10 Reply

At 3/29/13 01:38 PM, gamejunkie wrote: Once again bagata the thief tries his luck. This one stolen from http://www.onlinetruckgames.net/
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/613983

Looks like the flash... was run over by a truck.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-30 19:22:48 Reply

Hello EGB, just popping in to say that yes, I'm still alive, I've just been busy doing spring break stuff. Now that it's over, I'm happy to say that I'm back at full steam and ready to roll.

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-31 00:47:56 Reply

Malicious?

Seems designed to lag all, and crash older, computers:

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-31 01:10:48 Reply

Hi guys, miss you all. Doesn't seem to be much discussion, but a lot of defending the portal like the good ol days. Either way, I miss yew. K I'm gonna go now. Bye.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-31 04:26:43 Reply

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Gay fisting porn! Again.

Can we use this as an excuse to finally permanently ban this guy from submitting?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-31 06:38:08 Reply

At 3/31/13 04:26 AM, Exedor wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/614156
Gay fisting porn! Again.

Can we use this as an excuse to finally permanently ban this guy from submitting?

I hope so. I was just on my way to report this, as well. Good find.

Well, it was good that it was found, not the quality of the porn...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-31 07:23:52 Reply

At 3/31/13 04:26 AM, Exedor wrote: Can we use this as an excuse to finally permanently ban this guy from submitting?

Good bye GenderlessHooker I guess. I really, really hated your movie.

P.S. Hi I'm still here.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-31 12:33:39 Reply

This guy http://onlyhotgames.newgrounds.com/ trying his luck again with Stolen/easily downloadable free game.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-31 19:12:52 Reply

This is a slideshow with standard, straight from the internet Sonic characters, but no animation whatsoever:

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Do not submit pictures in a slide show format with no interactivity.
Do not submit copyrighted video clips or photographs that you did not create. (In this case, characters and music)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-04-01 01:37:55 Reply

Shovelware AND garbage. I got decent times by pushing up and forward and rolling thru the levels like a tumbleweed. Yeehaw!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-04-01 01:41:18 Reply

At 4/1/13 01:37 AM, Exedor wrote: Shovelware AND garbage. I got decent times by pushing up and forward and rolling thru the levels like a tumbleweed. Yeehaw!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/614060

We typically leave anything without ads alone.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-04-01 06:35:51 Reply

I'm not an expert (far from) on shovelware, but does this have enough ads to be labeled as such?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-04-01 10:29:15 Reply

Barracks Roster as of April 1st, 2013:
Well, in the spirit of April Fool's day, I couldn't help but make this month's posting a brain teaser.

I have substituted the digits 0..9 with 10 unique letters, which spell out a word. Your tasks: figure out the substitution and then the codeword I used. Hint - it's a word all of you have heard of, and most of you have seen in your own home.

Have fun!

Milestones::
Asandir - 16K saves, 20K total B/P
BrokenDeck - 10K saves, 11K total B/P
byteslinger - 86K saves
Chrausner - 13K saves, 14K total B/P
Coop - 85K saves, 116K total B/P
Cootie - 34K total B/P
Decky - 14K saves, 17K total B/P
GameJunkie - 58K total B/P
Jolly - 38K saves, 44K total B/P
Spretznaz - 9K saves

Promotions::
Asandir - Brig. General
BrokenDeck - Praporshchik
Chrausner - Captain

Entering The List::
No new members this month.

Leaving The Barracks::
No members retired this month.

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) kka,kos | n,cff | on.lk | B | -nnc.ko | Coop Sup. Commander | k | D
02) cc,ckc | n,cke | sc.el | B | -nnc.es | byteslinger Sup. Commander | f | C
03) ln,sce | n,nnn | nn.nn | F | +nnn.nn | Phantom Sup. Commander | n | F
04) fl,ekr | n,loc | sr.na | B | -nna.ar | GameJunkie Sup. Commander | ken | A
05) fa,kos | n,nnn | nn.nn | F | -knn.nn | Little-Rena Sup. Commander | n | F
06) fk,cnn | n,nnc | nn.sc | D | -nrn.nn | EagleRock Sup. Commander | n | F
07) ee,erk | k,kon | oa.ef | B | -nnf.lo | Jolly Sup. Commander | l | C
08) oe,srf | n,esr | ko.rr | C | -nek.kl | Cootie Sup. Commander | n | F
09) on,csn | n,nks | nn.oc | D | -nfs.nn | RohantheBarbarian Sup. Commander | n | F
10) sf,kes | n,nnk | nn.no | D | -nfn.nn | Gimmick General | n | F
11) sn,kka | n,lks | sa.kc | B | +ora.oa | Asandir Brig. General | r | C
12) kr,nas | n,cno | sc.ko | B | -nsn.fk | Decky Major | kn | C
13) ke,nrk | n,eal | kf.kn | C | -nar.le | Chrausner Captain | k | D
14) kk,ofl | n,aaf | sk.ef | B | +fsk.fn | BrokenDeck Praporshchik | o | D
15) kn,nak | n,nnn | nn.nn | F | +nnn.nn | SeeDekc Sgt. Major | n | F
16) c,con | n,ooe | kn.rr | C | -nan.fr | Spretznaz Sgt. Major | ef | A
17) r,ore | n,nnn | nn.nn | F | +nnn.nn | phantomlassuk Master Sergeant | kk | C
18) a,eer | n,nnn | nn.nn | F | +nnn.nn | HeavenDuff Staff Sergeant | n | F
19) a,ekf | n,nnn | nn.nn | F | +nnn.nn | SpiffyMasta Staff Sergeant | n | F
20) a,ore | n,nnc | nn.sc | D | -nkn.nn | Ronald-McDonald-Lol Staff Sergeant | ks | C
21) a,sel | n,noo | nk.na | D | -nre.es | ZJ Staff Sergeant | n | F
22) f,ckn | n,nke | nn.ef | D | -nsa.os | BenwaHakubi Sergeant | n | F
23) e,clc | n,kka | no.re | D | +noc.ra | Jackho Corporal | n | F
24) o,fac | n,ssk | nr.ko | C | +ncf.fl | Sectus Pvt. First Class | se | B

Top 5 Gainers::
Jolly - k,kon (ke.or% of total)
Coop - cff (ks.kf% of total)
byteslinger - cke (kk.ao% of total)
Decky - cno (kk.ec% of total)
GameJunkie - loc (kn.ar% of total)

Top 5 users accounted for an.on% of B/P points (e,rek total)

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
Jolly (27)
Coop (10)
Decky (3)
byteslinger (2)

Total gain for month: 7,862 (18 Active Members)

That's 253.61 per day, or 14.09 per day per active member.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-04-01 11:35:25 Reply

At 4/1/13 10:29 AM, byteslinger wrote: Barracks Roster as of April 1st, 2013:

Woo, it's finally April. March seriously could not have gotten any worse for me-let's try this one again.

Well, in the spirit of April Fool's day, I couldn't help but make this month's posting a brain teaser.

I have substituted the digits 0..9 with 10 unique letters, which spell out a word. Your tasks: figure out the substitution and then the codeword I used. Hint - it's a word all of you have heard of, and most of you have seen in your own home.

Let's see...nksoefarlc, right?
Anagrams-oh, duh. 5-4-3-2-1-CORNFLAKES!

Milestones::
Spretznaz - 9K saves

Almost at my first 10K. Not bad.

Congrats to all the other milestones and promotions.

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
15) kn,nak | n,nnn | nn.nn | F | +000.00 | SeeDekc Sgt. Major | n | F
16) c,con | n,ooe | kn.rr | C | -nan.fr | Spretznaz Sgt. Major | ef | A
17) r,ore | n,nnn | nn.nn | F | +nnn.nn | phantomlassuk Master Sergeant | kk | C

Slightly dropped pace again, oh well. I'll probably have more time to catch up this month on B/P anyway.

Top 5 Gainers::

Congrats to the top gainers, I still need to pick up my B/P pace again :P

Happy April!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-04-01 12:11:18 Reply

At 4/1/13 10:29 AM, byteslinger wrote: Barracks Roster as of April 1st, 2013:

Cheers for the update Byte, that code gave me a headache trying to work out. Finally got it but was beaten to the punch by Spretznaz, God dam it. It appears for the first time in a few months I've gotten more then @Chrausner you'll never pass me at this rate ;).


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-04-01 12:37:15 Reply

Thanks for the Roster as usual I have leveled up a few days ago, I thought today was the day the new Roster was ready. I have not posted much last month March, as my posts were not on topic no links etc. I will post when I go on the portal etc reporting links if that is right? I don't want to post off topic.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-04-01 13:31:42 Reply

What part of it must be your own original content dont people get? http://cass12.newgrounds.com/

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well guys this game is not all made by me mostly i found file from somwhere and i aranged to be alot better so im not taking any credits for making game so i uploaded here since it not on this web

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-04-01 14:16:42 Reply

At 4/1/13 10:29 AM, byteslinger wrote: Barracks Roster as of April 1st, 2013:
Well, in the spirit of April Fool's day, I couldn't help but make this month's posting a brain teaser.

Oh FFS! I have to work for my stats again?! >:(

No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
01) kka,kos | n,cff | on.lk | B | -nnc.ko | Coop Sup. Commander | k | D
02) cc,ckc | n,cke | sc.el | B | -nnc.es | byteslinger Sup. Commander | f | C

So, I've got *checks notes* 116,132 B/P, at a pace of 0,955, averaging 30.81 per day, being down 9.13 per day on February's pace... *sigh*

I'd better check the portal and keep at it, otherwise I'll lose my streak of 10 straight months in the top 5...

Thanks for the update, byteslinger. Sort of.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-04-01 14:39:37 Reply

At 4/1/13 10:29 AM, byteslinger wrote: Barracks Roster as of April 1st, 2013:
Well, in the spirit of April Fool's day, I couldn't help but make this month's posting a brain teaser.

I would expect no less from the Barracks coder. You can probably do binary addition and subtraction using Two's Complement in your head.

I have substituted the digits 0..9 with 10 unique letters, which spell out a word. Your tasks: figure out the substitution and then the codeword I used. Hint - it's a word all of you have heard of, and most of you have seen in your own home.

# sed -i 'y/9370586142/cornflakes/' roster2013-04

Milestones::
Promotions::

As always, the Barracks has a nice list of promotions and milestones. Congrats to all!

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
06) fk,cnn | n,nnc | nn.sc | D | -nrn.nn | EagleRock Sup. Commander | n | F

I'm hoping to at least bring my B/P average to about sn/day and hope to at least make at least kf posts a month. Let's see how that goes :-)

By the way, I will be shutting down Delorean tonight permanently to save on electricity. If anyone has anything on the forums they want, please copy it off by tonight. Thanks!

heh

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-04-01 15:36:30 Reply

At 4/1/13 02:39 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 4/1/13 10:29 AM, byteslinger wrote: Barracks Roster as of April 1st, 2013:
Well, in the spirit of April Fool's day, I couldn't help but make this month's posting a brain teaser.
I would expect no less from the Barracks coder. You can probably do binary addition and subtraction using Two's Complement in your head.

01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 0100001 !

I have substituted the digits 0..9 with 10 unique letters, which spell out a word. Your tasks: figure out the substitution and then the codeword I used. Hint - it's a word all of you have heard of, and most of you have seen in your own home.
# sed -i 'y/9370586142/cornflakes/' roster2013-04

I didn't say it was a HARD brain teaser. Nice work on that string substitution command.

Milestones::
Promotions::
As always, the Barracks has a nice list of promotions and milestones. Congrats to all!

Yes, they are doing well, aren't they?

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
06) fk,cnn | n,nnc | nn.sc | D | -nrn.nn | EagleRock Sup. Commander | n | F
I'm hoping to at least bring my B/P average to about sn/day and hope to at least make at least kf posts a month. Let's see how that goes :-)

That would be nice - seeing you around here on a regular basis. You have been missed!

By the way, I will be shutting down Delorean tonight permanently to save on electricity. If anyone has anything on the forums they want, please copy it off by tonight. Thanks!
heh

Does that mean you're shutting down the bbs (http://egb.eagleworld.net/index.php)? Or did I miss something?

Glad to see you around again. Now we gotta clean up this place!

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-04-01 16:54:06 Reply

Just a 30 second clip of here playing a song. K I know you guys are letting through funny or artistic videos, etc, but this one wasn't either imo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-04-01 17:14:59 Reply

Pointless demo/WIP

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-04-01 17:19:05 Reply

And then there's this guy: http://evilcarnate.newgrounds.com/
Stencyl tutorial today...

And whaddya know, yet another match 3 a couple days ago.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-04-01 17:24:03 Reply

And finally, this one isn't abusive I guess, but goddammit

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-04-01 17:25:25 Reply

At 4/1/13 05:24 PM, Spretznaz wrote: And finally, this one isn't abusive I guess, but goddammit
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/614421

TomFulp is co-authored.

NOPE NOT TOUCHING.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-04-01 18:17:16 Reply

Stencyl tutorial :

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-04-01 18:43:57 Reply

At 4/1/13 05:24 PM, Spretznaz wrote: And finally, this one isn't abusive I guess, but goddammit
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/614421

Dude, it's April 1st :P