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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 15th, 2013 @ 02:12 AM Reply

At 1/14/13 10:38 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Does anyone have a tally of how many times Super Deepthroat's been submitted here?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/609387

Would be nice to know. MANY MANY times.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 15th, 2013 @ 04:36 AM Reply

This user is on the remove list I believe.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 15th, 2013 @ 11:29 AM Reply

Multiple submissions incoming:

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Shovelware kissing thing.

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Shovelware match 3

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Kind of a gray area, but honestly I've seen enough of these lately to sink a ship.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 15th, 2013 @ 12:55 PM Reply

Serial offender evitapal-on the "to be deleted" list, I believe.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 15th, 2013 @ 03:50 PM Reply

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 15th, 2013 @ 03:56 PM Reply

At 1/15/13 03:50 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Asitgames
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/609417

Again

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 17th, 2013 @ 11:42 PM Reply

Generic Car/Bike/ATV/Truck game.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 17th, 2013 @ 11:45 PM Reply

It's racist. Even the author admits it in the tags, preloader, and response to reviews.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 17th, 2013 @ 11:49 PM Reply

Also how many of these stupid mazes are we going to see before something gets done about it? It's basically the same Maze Game with different wall/floor designs and colours. Kind of same shit, different day stuff.

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  • VirtualLargeMaze - EP1003
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  • VirtualLargeMaze - EP1005
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Same re-skinned garbage over and over.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 18th, 2013 @ 10:42 AM Reply

At 1/17/13 11:49 PM, gamejunkie wrote: Same re-skinned garbage over and over.

Isn't that the old Windows 95 screen saver maze? If so, they're all effectively stolen too.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 18th, 2013 @ 02:48 PM Reply

At 1/18/13 10:42 AM, Sheizenhammer wrote:
At 1/17/13 11:49 PM, gamejunkie wrote: Same re-skinned garbage over and over.
Isn't that the old Windows 95 screen saver maze? If so, they're all effectively stolen too.

Nah. The screensaver wasn't interactive. All this guy's games are the same, but with different colors and no music, so he almost copied the screensaver. It's slightly more interesting, though. The screensaver, I mean. I could get to the end on the screensaver. Not so much on the game.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 18th, 2013 @ 03:18 PM Reply

Evitapal with another lovely, original submission

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 18th, 2013 @ 03:22 PM Reply

And since when was quicksailor a Timefall account?

Never, obviously

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 18th, 2013 @ 04:42 PM Reply

At 1/17/13 11:49 PM, gamejunkie wrote: Also how many of these stupid mazes are we going to see before something gets done about it? It's basically the same Maze Game with different wall/floor designs and colours. Kind of same shit, different day stuff.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/608724
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/608854
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/608991
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/609097
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/609243
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/609524
Same re-skinned garbage over and over.

Removing all of these, same thing the user WoomKoda did a few months back with "SimpleWireMaze" series.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 18th, 2013 @ 07:19 PM Reply

At 1/18/13 04:42 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Removing all of these, same thing the user WoomKoda did a few months back with "SimpleWireMaze" series.

I think he just completely missed the hint.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 18th, 2013 @ 07:53 PM Reply

That YoyxukaYaNa sure submitted lots stuff which was unsuitable for the portal 6 times how down right lazy. No different to those cookie cutter games from a while back. These authors don't seem to get the point of not submitting trash to the portal. Anyway I'm finding Kingdom of Amalur a really great game so far, I'm at the early point in the game so far. The game looks like an MMO.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 03:48 PM Reply

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Pure shovelware. As the levelsincrease, you see there was no effort put in. Throw in more blocks andcallit a level.

And do we really want to save Psy at this point anyway?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 19th, 2013 @ 04:54 PM Reply

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Everything is a popup. There's no game here.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 20th, 2013 @ 12:23 AM Reply

This isn't even a movie, all it is is a dubbed 3 second clip of Mario 64.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 20th, 2013 @ 05:27 AM Reply

This was ripped off from the original version, minus sponsor and cut scenes, making the file size even smaller than the original.

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I seem to recall this had a different menu, and in the beginning, you didn't need to register to play. This is the original:

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 20th, 2013 @ 01:36 PM Reply

It's been a while but our old mate bagata is back with his Shovelware Jigsaw Puzzles yet again.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 02:53 AM Reply

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 01:52 PM Reply

Another generic Mario thingie. Also that "My stars" site's been caught uploading crap numerous times before.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 04:07 PM Reply

"Your submission must not be a pointless "demo" or "preview" without any redeeming qualities."

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This guy's submitted a lot of crap in his short tenure.

I firmly believe that taking away the blam and protection animations has really affected the quality of what makes it thru. I miss those animations. :'(

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 21st, 2013 @ 10:06 PM Reply

Generic Car/Truck/Motorbike/ATV game.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 22nd, 2013 @ 12:25 AM Reply

Are Stencyl tutorials crap?

Er, I mean, are they removeable?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 22nd, 2013 @ 02:05 AM Reply

Another fucking Parking game. So far I've seen Cars, Trucks, Bikes, Motorbikes, Planes, Boats, F1 Cars, others I can't even be bothered trying to remember and now Police Vans. I guess they still have a few left to submit yet though. Snowmobiles, Armoured Cars, Go Karts, Tanks, Santa's Sleigh, Limousine, Jet Ski, etc, etc.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 22nd, 2013 @ 08:28 AM Reply

Shovelware. Simple Memory Match Game\

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also noticed that this Parking Game from the same account passed through judgement earlier too.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 22nd, 2013 @ 04:28 PM Reply

At 1/22/13 12:25 AM, Exedor wrote: Are Stencyl tutorials crap?

Er, I mean, are they removeable?

Yes, no matter how much you alter a tutorial, it is not your work.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/609707
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Jan. 22nd, 2013 @ 06:22 PM Reply

At 1/22/13 04:28 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Yes, no matter how much you alter a tutorial, it is not your work.

Well then, best you do something about this then.

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