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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-18 03:18:36 Reply

Everyday I'm shovelin'

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-18 08:10:19 Reply

Generic shovelware Mario game

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-18 17:15:41 Reply

Serial offender, plus 2 offenses in one.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-18 20:57:17 Reply

I've been told to post here, so here goes.

In the end of this game, there are -links- that redirects to actual porn sites.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-18 21:43:20 Reply

Two things:

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Serial offender with this generic cake decorating game

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-18 21:46:16 Reply

At 12/18/12 09:43 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Two things:

Ugh you beat me.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-18 21:49:05 Reply

At 12/18/12 09:46 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote:
At 12/18/12 09:43 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Two things:
Ugh you beat me.

This isn't a race. Did you completely miss the whole thing last week or something?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-19 04:44:02 Reply

At 12/18/12 09:49 PM, Spretznaz wrote:
At 12/18/12 09:46 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote:
At 12/18/12 09:43 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Two things:
Ugh you beat me.
This isn't a race. Did you completely miss the whole thing last week or something?

What thing?

Also this-

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-19 05:53:18 Reply

At 12/18/12 09:49 PM, Spretznaz wrote:
At 12/18/12 09:46 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote:
At 12/18/12 09:43 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Two things:
Ugh you beat me.
This isn't a race.

This.

If you complain about somebody beating you to posting a submission first it really comes off as if you're just reporting submissions for 1+ post. Don't be like that.

At 12/19/12 04:44 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote: Also this-
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/608000

Again, no ads = Not shovelware.

If they're spamming the portal with submissions that have links to their site(s) then we might consider it shovelware then, but they've only submitted one submission this year.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-19 16:08:59 Reply

Old alt from Nextdifferencegames. Hidden pictures shovelware, as usual.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-19 16:10:29 Reply

At 12/19/12 04:08 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Old alt from Nextdifferencegames. Hidden pictures shovelware, as usual.

Whoops,

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-19 17:00:56 Reply

Well having seen some games links on this page made me think of Tom Fulps news post about indie games. I don't think I have played any indie games or a on the list. It is nice to see indie games being more in the domain then maybe before here is the news post

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1327357

I like the look of the games.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-20 10:32:49 Reply

gamesgrow alt.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-20 12:14:02 Reply

Watch for flycar365, another gamergoogle alt.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-20 17:06:26 Reply

Generic shovelware ATV

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-20 17:07:58 Reply

At 12/20/12 05:06 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Generic shovelware ATV
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/608128

And it looks like his other stuff is also riddled with shovelware.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-21 00:28:07 Reply

OFFICIAL MEMORANDUM - ELITE GUARD BARRACKS

Date: 20-Dec-2012

To: All members of the Elite Guard

From:EGSC byteslinger

RE: Inactive Members On The Roster

Please be advised that the following 11 (eleven) members of the Elite Guard will be placed on "INACTIVE" status as of January 1, 2013 due to the fact that (a) they have had little or no activity whatsoever in the past 6 months (no blams, protects or posts in the EGB forums) and (b) they have not contacted anyone to the contrary that they wish to remain active:

Seargent Afro-Mann
Praporshchik AnalPenguinFarming
Sup. Commander ArtDanVal
Corporal EmmDubya
Sup. Commander idiot-buster
Colonel Ismael92
Praporshchik IzzyDude
Corporal Luke
Corporal MultiCanimefan
Sgt. First Class NGFan14
Commander sixflab

If any of you wish to remain active, please contact me either in this forum or via PM; otherwise, you will quietly be dropped from the roster and placed on inactive status. If in the future you wish to reactivate your position, just let me know and we'll get you back to the Barracks in a flash (no pun intended).

This is not meant as a punishment - it's purely a matter of housekeeping and making sure the active roster is as accurate as possible. Thank you for your understanding.

*Salutes*

PS: It's now 00:25 Friday morning, 12-21-2012 - and I'm still here. In fact, so is most of the world. Looks like the Mayan apocalypse was like a Justin Beiber concert - a lot of hype up front, but nothing delivered at show time. Oh well, let's go check with Nostradamus and see what his next guess is....


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-21 04:40:52 Reply

We have dealt with this guy before.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-21 20:52:00 Reply

Dress up game with one of those girldressupgamecraphoopla web domain names plastered on it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-23 19:09:13 Reply

It is sad to see the many inactive members of EGB, I remember lots of the list and it has been ages since I saw them I hope they will return. Well it will be Christmas Eve I have got all my presents wrapped up. Sad to see no Xmas theme again this year on Newgrounds, miss the old theme from the previous years like the snowman and such.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-24 09:15:20 Reply

At 12/23/12 07:09 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Sad to see no Xmas theme again this year on Newgrounds, miss the old theme from the previous years like the snowman and such.

Just a guess at why there has been no Christmas theme this year is that due to the Halloween level icons they probably didn't have the time. So next year they'll already have the halloween icons and be able to do some Christmas ones too.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-24 09:59:12 Reply

At 12/23/12 07:09 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Sad to see no Xmas theme again this year on Newgrounds, miss the old theme from the previous years like the snowman and such.

Yeah. Now that I think of those icons, I feel lots of nostalgia. Those days when I had low stats, was a noob 'n all that stuff. I miss that feel of 'home' when I visited the Forums once every 20 minutes (especially under the special icons - I could remember seeing a NFL thread w/ tits during the Christmas Icons era. Damn, so nostalgic). Now it feels more 'industrial' than 'home-coming'.

Too bad I'm not celebrating Christmas at all. I lost that spirit a long time ago.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-24 17:32:42 Reply

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-26 13:11:20 Reply

Something tells me that this is stolen...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-26 13:42:22 Reply

At 12/26/12 01:11 PM, Coop wrote: Something tells me that this is stolen...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/608370

"My first animation"

Then a video ripped from youtube begins to play, totally believable.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-26 14:55:29 Reply

Stolen from here

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    do not worry

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-26 15:44:30 Reply

At 12/26/12 02:55 PM, Decky wrote: Stolen from here http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/608381

Looking to be a problem user given all the content they are uploading that they did not create.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-26 15:52:41 Reply

At 12/26/12 03:44 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 12/26/12 02:55 PM, Decky wrote: Stolen from here http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/608381
Looking to be a problem user given all the content they are uploading that they did not create.

I just sent a PM about it. They shouldn't be a problem anymore.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-27 07:16:54 Reply

At 12/26/12 01:42 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 12/26/12 01:11 PM, Coop wrote: Something tells me that this is stolen...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/608370
"My first animation"

Then a video ripped from youtube begins to play, totally believable.

The thing that gets me out of all of this, is that us, the vigilant ones who voted 0 on it as well don't get a blam :(

I've had no blams over the past 5 days. Seriously, I might as well vote 2, to cover all bases in case it is found to be legitimate.

*huffs*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-12-27 09:39:34 Reply

*prepares a rant that will probably make him feel regretful later in the future*

Actually, I'm half-asleep, thus I'll be ashamed of myself sooner or later when I wake up.

At 12/27/12 07:16 AM, Coop wrote:
The thing that gets me out of all of this, is that us, the vigilant ones who voted 0 on it as well don't get a blam :(

I think the admins should put the 'gain a blam for 0-ing a submission that is deleted due to rule violation' back into place. I'm getting frustrated with the Flash Portal now - it's turning more into the Audio Portal, where nothing gets 'deleted' by votes. Sometimes I can't even understand how literal bullshit gets OVER 2.00.

Seriously, I might as well vote 2, to cover all bases in case it is found to be legitimate.

I've discovered the concept that 'voting 0 on a flash that willget deleted by Portal Mods' will do nothing good to the voter nor the portal. Seriously, the voter might as well just vote 2 to gain a worthless save rather than wasting a zero - if the submission passes UJ prior to deletion, that is. Waste a vote or gain a save, its the voter's choice. The rule-violating submission will get deleted anyway by Portal Mods or Admins and the majority of voters, especially savewhores (who do not give a single fuck about shovelware/stolen content since they can't recognize such things) force the submission to pass UJ w/o problems. Deletion of rule-violating submissions won't do shit to a user's blam count anyway.

While I don't like promoting such a malicious method of voting in the Portal, it's currently the most efficient method to gain B/P - and thus this is perhaps the reason why many voters prefer to put the submission in a SAVE zone rather than BLAM zone (besides, the voting panel has 2 buttons for BLAM and 4 buttons for SAVE, so the ratio is 40/60). It's a sad era we live in. Seeing those few zeroes that the others and I dished in, turning into waste...ugh...

There is some blam-able content available in the Portal today, though. Lets hope the blams start racking up within 24 hours.

Peace.


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