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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-08 01:03:48 Reply

This flash brought to you by Russian Shovelware, Inc.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-08 01:31:25 Reply

Literally everything this guy's ever submitted was stolen from various sites. I see no reason to believe this one's any different.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-08 02:20:39 Reply

At 11/7/12 08:03 PM, Lizzardis wrote: I bid you all, farewell.

Farewell, Lizz.

At 11/8/12 01:31 AM, Spretznaz wrote: Literally everything this guy's ever submitted was stolen from various sites. I see no reason to believe this one's any different.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/605732

quicksailor was one of the users that had all of their submissions removed when Tom banned shovelware submissions a few months ago. I think it's safe to say they're blacklisted.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-08 04:02:35 Reply

At 11/7/12 08:03 PM, Lizzardis wrote: *Salute*

Sorry to see you go man, take care of yourself and remember that you're always welcome back around these parts.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-08 06:14:38 Reply

This guy has been in trouble with us before now.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-08 07:15:30 Reply

These two seem suspicious to me. True the user has been around for a bit but he hasn't done 3D stuff before. It all seems a little odd. Plus the fact that they are blurred tends to suggest they were made by the Japanese porn industry (the Japanese text at the bottom of the screen also gave that away).

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-08 07:51:28 Reply

I'm very sad to see you leaving Lizzardis but good luck and thanks for the post. The NPD closing does not shock me I have hardly seen anyone post on there anymore its very sad. I think with the redesign the site lost something with the whistles ,and the old levels being replaced with lamer ones I thought. I hope Newgrounds get busy again I hope this club stays the same and does not suffer the same fate.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-08 09:53:52 Reply

Gamesgrow parachute site

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-08 11:57:13 Reply

gamesgrow alt.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-08 11:58:49 Reply

Serial offender. Stolen from BoysGames.com

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-08 12:07:43 Reply

Another serial offender who have previously had all their submissions deleted.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-08 14:18:57 Reply

At 11/8/12 07:15 AM, Decky wrote: These two seem suspicious to me. True the user has been around for a bit but he hasn't done 3D stuff before. It all seems a little odd. Plus the fact that they are blurred tends to suggest they were made by the Japanese porn industry (the Japanese text at the bottom of the screen also gave that away).
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/605740
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/605742

Removed, both are stolen from someone else, made even funnier with Valkirye Sex Game they had up in which people told them to credit the original author... to which they did so afterwards. Removed as it wasn't their original work.

At 11/8/12 11:58 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Serial offender. Stolen from BoysGames.com
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/605755

Generic puzzle game has been removed.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-08 20:53:19 Reply

gamesgrow alt.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-08 21:19:04 Reply

Serial offender

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-09 06:59:11 Reply

A new gamesgrow alt.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-09 13:09:02 Reply

At 11/9/12 06:59 AM, gamejunkie wrote: A new gamesgrow alt.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/605792

A new gamesgrow alt? Wonder when they'll quit trying to upload their generic crap on new accounts every day.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-09 19:42:35 Reply

Just thought I would let you guys know that I wont be around for at least the next couple of weeks. I just found out one of my dearest friends is dying of lung cancer and has been told he has very little time left to live. So I'm going to Darwin to spend some quality time with him. I will resume normal duties upon my return.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-10 08:40:35 Reply

At 11/9/12 07:42 PM, gamejunkie wrote: Just thought I would let you guys know that I wont be around for at least the next couple of weeks. I just found out one of my dearest friends is dying of lung cancer and has been told he has very little time left to live. So I'm going to Darwin to spend some quality time with him. I will resume normal duties upon my return.

Sorry to hear that. Hope his remaining days are enjoyable and comfortable. Farewell for now gamejunkie.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-10 11:56:02 Reply

At 11/9/12 07:42 PM, gamejunkie wrote: Just thought I would let you guys know that I wont be around for at least the next couple of weeks. I just found out one of my dearest friends is dying of lung cancer and has been told he has very little time left to live. So I'm going to Darwin to spend some quality time with him. I will resume normal duties upon my return.

You're a good soul, GameJunkie. Be with your friend, make some memories and help him live for the rest of his days. I do not envy your task, for it is difficult to see someone succumb to this disease - I know this first hand. It is a sad time, but you'll make a difference - he won't be alone or abandoned, and he'll have a great friend like you to help him smile a little as his time grows near.

My heart and prayers go out to both of you. Stay strong - and if possible, give him the time of his life.

We'll be here - but he needs you a lot more than we do. When you're ready, you'll be back. Until then, know that we do care, and we hope that in the end, it was as peaceful and painless as possible for everyone.

Take care,
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-10 13:21:20 Reply

At 11/10/12 11:56 AM, byteslinger wrote: Take care,
Anne
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Thanks byteslinger. I will do my best.

This will probably be my last post for a while. Serial offender Evitapal.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-10 20:11:43 Reply

Spot the Difference.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-11 07:30:25 Reply

At 11/9/12 07:42 PM, gamejunkie wrote: Just thought I would let you guys know that I wont be around for at least the next couple of weeks. I just found out one of my dearest friends is dying of lung cancer and has been told he has very little time left to live. So I'm going to Darwin to spend some quality time with him. I will resume normal duties upon my return.

This time last year, we knew that the writing was on the wall for my Godfather. He had stomach cancer and the disease claimed him over nine months. We knew that the cancer was so advanced that all they could do for him was palliative measures of care, so when he slipped away in December, we were sombre, yet also relieved.

It makes you stop and think just how fragile life is.

It's also one of the reasons that I'm growing my moustache this month. In the hope that we might save just one more life.

I'm not a religious man at all, but Godspeed.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-11 20:12:19 Reply

My condolences to GameJunkie. I too have lost people to cancer. Make sure to spend time with him and let him know that you care.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-11 20:29:36 Reply

At 11/9/12 07:42 PM, gamejunkie wrote: Just thought I would let you guys know that I wont be around for at least the next couple of weeks. I just found out one of my dearest friends is dying of lung cancer and has been told he has very little time left to live. So I'm going to Darwin to spend some quality time with him. I will resume normal duties upon my return.

I'll be blunt here, watching someone close to you go through something like this sucks. Trust me when I say that people like you being there can literally mean the world to them. Take all the time you need-we're certainly not going anywhere.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-11 20:33:28 Reply

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-11 23:36:58 Reply

Serial offender 'n whatnot

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-12 01:55:03 Reply

They're not even trying anymore

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-12 12:18:15 Reply

At 11/12/12 01:55 AM, Spretznaz wrote: They're not even trying anymore
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/605939

Were they even trying in the first place?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-12 12:51:30 Reply

I really sorry about you're friend gamejunkie. Well my laptop is fucked a faint green line appeared on the screen it should not be there and it out of warranty. I had enough of it now the laptop was newish only over a year old. I have a spare on which is newer hopefully this one will be okay. My red laptop one crashed when in sleep one and that was not right it may have been faulty since it was new.


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