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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 22nd, 2012 @ 12:36 PM Reply

At 8/22/12 12:32 PM, EJR wrote:
At 8/22/12 12:31 PM, gamejunkie wrote:
At 8/22/12 11:41 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Stolen. Clearly marked SENORGIF.com
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601544
I love you Portal Mods so fucking much already. That was what 15 minutes before it got deleted. I'm thoroughly impressed.
I think i got it in about 10

Correction: 2 minutes


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 22nd, 2012 @ 07:04 PM Reply

Ok Portal Mods, what say you to this? Recently made account featuring a swf video of a game trailer - legit or not?

  • Age of Barbarian -Trailer
    Age of Barbarian -Trailer by CrianSoft

    Age of Barbarian mix Rpg element, with intense hack'n slash action!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 22nd, 2012 @ 07:50 PM Reply

At 8/22/12 07:04 PM, VicariousE wrote: Ok Portal Mods, what say you to this? Recently made account featuring a swf video of a game trailer - legit or not?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601564

Removed, just advertising an off site games that people can buy in a few months.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 22nd, 2012 @ 09:23 PM Reply

At 8/22/12 07:50 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 8/22/12 07:04 PM, VicariousE wrote: Ok Portal Mods, what say you to this? Recently made account featuring a swf video of a game trailer - legit or not?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601564
Removed, just advertising an off site games that people can buy in a few months.

Wow that was quick oh and I didn't say this before but congrats on become a mod SCTE3

Wow almost everyone I speak with these days is modding up lol
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 22nd, 2012 @ 10:10 PM Reply

Extremely important question here: if I vote zero on something and it's removed by one of the mods, do I get my blam point? Because everything that's been removed so far isn't showing up in the obituaries.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 22nd, 2012 @ 10:16 PM Reply

At 8/22/12 10:10 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Extremely important question here: if I vote zero on something and it's removed by one of the mods, do I get my blam point? Because everything that's been removed so far isn't showing up in the obituaries.

It's just unpublished, not blammed. You will not receive a blam point if you vote 0 on a flash that is unpublished.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 22nd, 2012 @ 10:30 PM Reply

At 8/22/12 10:16 PM, EJR wrote:
At 8/22/12 10:10 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Extremely important question here: if I vote zero on something and it's removed by one of the mods, do I get my blam point? Because everything that's been removed so far isn't showing up in the obituaries.
It's just unpublished, not blammed. You will not receive a blam point if you vote 0 on a flash that is unpublished.

That blows, but I can handle that. SCTE3 is now a mod?! Sweeeet :3 Big congratulations are in order!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 22nd, 2012 @ 10:59 PM Reply

  • Spy Cam Kissing
    Spy Cam Kissing by omkara123

    Spy cam kissing is detection and spy skill game

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Shovelware aside, it actually tells you to click on its ad before letting you finish the game.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 22nd, 2012 @ 11:06 PM Reply

At 8/22/12 10:59 PM, Spretznaz wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601580
Shovelware aside, it actually tells you to click on its ad before letting you finish the game.

Gone in 4 minutes. I'm now double-stamping the new mods with my official seal of approval, if that's even possible.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 22nd, 2012 @ 11:31 PM Reply

At 8/22/12 10:30 PM, VicariousE wrote:
At 8/22/12 10:16 PM, EJR wrote:
At 8/22/12 10:10 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Extremely important question here: if I vote zero on something and it's removed by one of the mods, do I get my blam point? Because everything that's been removed so far isn't showing up in the obituaries.
It's just unpublished, not blammed. You will not receive a blam point if you vote 0 on a flash that is unpublished.
That blows, but I can handle that. SCTE3 is now a mod?! Sweeeet :3 Big congratulations are in order!

True but the people who push to protect this shit won't get a protect points either so I can live with it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 22nd, 2012 @ 11:48 PM Reply

  • Spy Cam Kissing F1V1.1
    Spy Cam Kissing F1V1.1 by omkara123

    A Game where you have to record video of Kissing couples

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They just resubmitted.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:04 AM Reply

At 8/22/12 11:48 PM, Spretznaz wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601581
They just resubmitted.

Hopefully they will get the message that NG has a mod team now watching the portal and that their shit won't even last 4 minutes now. Finally the system that was suppose to be in play is working.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:11 AM Reply

Gamesgrow is bad, right? Because here's another one from them...

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    Arrow keys to play.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:13 AM Reply

At 8/23/12 12:11 AM, SFS1313 wrote: Gamesgrow is bad, right? Because here's another one from them...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601585

It's already gone.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:14 AM Reply

At 8/23/12 12:13 AM, Spretznaz wrote: It's already gone.

Wow, that was quick! Color me impressed.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 23rd, 2012 @ 02:36 AM Reply

The clock starts at 1:36 AM.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 23rd, 2012 @ 02:42 AM Reply

At 8/23/12 02:36 AM, Spretznaz wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601590
The clock starts at 1:36 AM.

And it ends at 1:41. Keep it up!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 23rd, 2012 @ 02:44 AM Reply

At 8/23/12 02:36 AM, Spretznaz wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601590
The clock starts at 1:36 AM.

Removed in 3 mins. They didn't even bother to try to tag it properly. They just chose the first thing on the list

A wedding cake designer is "Action - Fighting - Brawler"?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 23rd, 2012 @ 06:37 AM Reply

At 8/23/12 02:44 AM, Jolly wrote:
A wedding cake designer is "Action - Fighting - Brawler"?

That's the default category for any and all new games that come into the portal these days. Author has to choose which category the game belongs to. Hilarious since shovelware accounts/bots rarely ever do that.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 23rd, 2012 @ 04:21 PM Reply

At 8/23/12 06:37 AM, SCTE3 wrote: That's the default category for any and all new games that come into the portal these days. Author has to choose which category the game belongs to. Hilarious since shovelware accounts/bots rarely ever do that.

Given the above:

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    Fishing Deluxe by dedomraz

    ItâEUTMs flash fishing game, which you can play online.You can fish by the help of a ship

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...Yeah.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 24th, 2012 @ 03:05 AM Reply

Gamergoogle

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 24th, 2012 @ 03:31 AM Reply

At 8/24/12 03:05 AM, Spretznaz wrote: Gamergoogle
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601652

Removed. Didn't even try to cover that one up.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 24th, 2012 @ 05:58 AM Reply

At 8/20/12 07:31 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Great news for all members of the Barracks!

As you may have noticed, a few of us (myself, Asandir and SCTE3 off the top of my head) have a shiny new gold aura. Along with this shiny aura are some new teeth for dealing with stolen/shovelware/malicious movies and games.

Congratulations RohantheBarbian you deserve to be a moderator! you have done some brilliant stuff on here and I remember the games you did on here. I really pleased thanks for the appreciation. I have brought back Overlord for Xbox 360 fantastic game. I love the series. gamesgrow is a pain I saw his site I refuse to go on there because, of the way he is abusing the site making alts etc


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 24th, 2012 @ 02:26 PM Reply

Hi guys. I know this is not a stolen game or shovelware rubbish or anything nasty like that. But it's just bugging me. It's a game that just does not load, it doesn't do anything, it's just a blank grey screen. (Right click. Movie not loaded.) And it has a medal you can't possibly get. (Annoying!!) It's just sitting there wasting space. The author has been notified about the problem but has made no attempt to fix whatever it is.

  • catch the mutt
    catch the mutt by vander99

    mutt

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Can you put me out of my misery?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 24th, 2012 @ 11:22 PM Reply

Youtube-style videos like this aren't allowed here, right?

  • Cereal Killer
    Cereal Killer by 100Dylman

    David Lynch Style!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 25th, 2012 @ 12:04 AM Reply

At 8/24/12 11:22 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Youtube-style videos like this aren't allowed here, right?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601674

We discussed it, and as long as there is effort put into it, it is allowed in the portal.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 25th, 2012 @ 12:25 AM Reply

Man ! You guys are good at spotting stolen flash games or animations. I still don't see how you guys do this. However, I came here to rejoin the fun of protecting the portal :) I haven't been quite active when it comes to blaming and saving submissions recently, but I'll try to watch and vote on a few at least 2 or 3 times a week from now on :)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 25th, 2012 @ 02:58 AM Reply

Look, I can spot the difference between a non-shovelware game and this one!

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    gimme5 - cats by cruzader

    It's the 17th part of the famous gimme5-series! Have fun!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 25th, 2012 @ 06:29 AM Reply

Here you go.

  • Zombies Jump Jump
    Zombies Jump Jump by jinquan

    help zombies jump high

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and

  • Groom Run Away
    Groom Run Away by jinquan

    run awary on wedding

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks Aug. 25th, 2012 @ 11:46 AM Reply

  • Blonde Fight Loop
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    The Fight.

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A clip from the episode of Tengen Toppa Gurren Laggan. Someone should tell this guy that submitting a clip that wasn't his isn't exactly allowed.


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