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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-02 12:14:58 Reply

And...gamesgrow AGAIN


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-02 12:15:59 Reply

At 9/2/12 12:14 PM, Spretznaz wrote: And...gamesgrow AGAIN

Did I seriously just forget the link?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-02 23:27:32 Reply

I demand theese doesn't make judgment

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602281 (en francais)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602265 (Spanish)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-02 23:44:55 Reply

At 9/2/12 11:27 PM, killerrob wrote: I demand theese doesn't make judgment
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602285
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602281 (en francais)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602265 (Spanish)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602242

This isn't a blam crew. Don't post submissions that you think should be blammed. Only post rule breaking submissions.

I removed two of those because one is shovelware and the other just appears to just be a re-skinned chocobreak. There's no rule against non-English submissions.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-03 15:06:14 Reply

At 9/2/12 11:44 PM, Jolly wrote:
At 9/2/12 11:27 PM, killerrob wrote: I demand theese doesn't make judgment
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602285
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602281 (en francais)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602265 (Spanish)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602242
This isn't a blam crew. Don't post submissions that you think should be blammed. Only post rule breaking submissions.

I removed two of those because one is shovelware and the other just appears to just be a re-skinned chocobreak. There's no rule against non-English submissions.

Jolly only one of those I saw was removed which was the first one. The chocobreak one is still there. But on another note

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Not sure about this one, but it looks like a shoverware game to me so I thought I would post it here.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-03 23:37:03 Reply

Gamergoogle. They seriously can't take a hint?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-04 03:16:41 Reply

gamesgrow alt

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-04 03:25:16 Reply

At 9/3/12 03:06 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Jolly only one of those I saw was removed which was the first one. The chocobreak one is still there. But on another note
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602323
Not sure about this one, but it looks like a shoverware game to me so I thought I would post it here.

Thanks for posting about it. Another portal mod may have republished it. I'm going to let it stay for now.

At 9/4/12 03:16 AM, gamejunkie wrote: gamesgrow alt
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602347

Removed.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-04 16:09:08 Reply

At 9/1/12 08:14 PM, byteslinger wrote: Barracks Roster as of September 1st, 2012:

Thanks for the update, byte. Great work.

No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
01) 109,280 | 1,294 | 41.74 | A | +002.78 | Coop Sup. Commander | 2 | D
02) 93,900 | 0,889 | 28.68 | B | -028.99 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 4 | D

Well, still piling on the pressure and I'm hopeful to catch 110 B/P, 80k Saves and more importantly, 30,000 Blams. These should all happen during September 2012. Should.

Oh and I've lapped PossiblePancakes, on a lap of 100,000 B/P. Perhaps others will give me some sport, over the coming month :)

Top 5 Gainers::
Gimmick - 1,626 (17.77% of total)
Tycrane - 1,549 (16.93% of total)
Jolly - 1,397 (15.27% of total)
Coop - 1,294 (14.14% of total)
byteslinger - 889 (9.72% of total)

Another decent showing. Clock day had something to do with this, but I also made some good gains on other days.

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
Jolly (20)
Gimmick (11)
Tycrane (9)
Coop (3)

Jolly's streak nears the 2 year mark and mine is already up to 1/4 of a year, so we'll get there.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-05 03:07:48 Reply

Gamesgrow yet again.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-05 07:02:24 Reply

Some more gamesgrow

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-05 15:25:07 Reply

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This appears to be faulty, in that the levels never actually complete once you get the truck in the space. Which doesn't do the whole 'borderline shovelware' thing any favours.

Can anyone get this to actually work as it should?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-05 16:06:30 Reply

At 9/5/12 03:25 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602430
This appears to be faulty, in that the levels never actually complete once you get the truck in the space. Which doesn't do the whole 'borderline shovelware' thing any favours.

Can anyone get this to actually work as it should?

I checked their other games and they were all reskins so I just removed them all.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-05 20:30:24 Reply

Thanks for the Barracks Roaster for September the last month went by so quick and Clock Day was like over 3 weeks back now. I did not gain as much b/p for Clock day, but that is not important really I did really enjoy the day though. Autumn or fall is now almost here where has the summer gone. I decided to restart on Plant Vs Zombies and I wonder if the game Darksouls is any good.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-05 22:10:25 Reply

Stolen?

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Seems to be a "reupload" of this.

Reuploading is still stealing, last time I checked.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-06 15:08:25 Reply

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What's the consensus on shitty hentai quizzes these days? I remember something being said about not allowing pointless slideshows of stolen hentai, and something tells me adding a completely lame quiz format to it doesn't make it any better in the eyes of the submission agreement.

But it's been a long time since I saw one of these so... idk anymore.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-06 15:36:14 Reply

All porn / hentai slideshows / quizzes / galleries should be reported.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-06 18:40:30 Reply

Pretty sure this is shovelware. It's just finding stars and Dora screams over and over.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-06 20:56:09 Reply

At 9/6/12 06:40 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Pretty sure this is shovelware. It's just finding stars and Dora screams over and over.

Clearly you forget yourself dear Ronald. This is, in fact, another masterwork of the Dora the Explorer genre.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-06 21:57:56 Reply

At 9/1/12 08:14 PM, byteslinger wrote: Barracks Roster as of September 1st, 2012:
10) 30,348 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | idiot-buster Sup. Commander -2 | 0 | F

Thanks for the update! I've been gone for a long time, well where have i been? Enjoying summer away from the computer and such. Then comes school, i got a heavy load. Bio, chem and others. I don't wanna be taken off the roster yet, i"ll stop in from time to time to help out the new. I sadly can't see myself being active like i was ever again ! Good to read and catch up!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-06 23:44:56 Reply

You know, back in the day, any flash that said 'Vote 5' in it's content or description, was usually blammed.... So what's the modern consensus on this? Are we past the stage where the gullibility of the public should be protected at all costs?

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When I see "Vote 5" lately, I tend to just ignore it and vote based on production values and/or concept.
Nowadays, the number of new submissions are fewer.... IDK. Just feelin' mean in my old age :P

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-07 01:10:15 Reply

I lost my Shovel. I hope this Spade I found earlier will do the job satisfactorily. *HEAVE*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-07 02:32:25 Reply

So what's the deal with all these re-skinned Motorbike/ATV/Truck racing/jumpy games? Surely this is shovelware? Same old garbage getting made over again and again. And were seeing 5 or more a day now.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-07 16:16:10 Reply

At 9/6/12 11:44 PM, VicariousE wrote: You know, back in the day, any flash that said 'Vote 5' in it's content or description, was usually blammed.... So what's the modern consensus on this? Are we past the stage where the gullibility of the public should be protected at all costs?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602509
When I see "Vote 5" lately, I tend to just ignore it and vote based on production values and/or concept.
Nowadays, the number of new submissions are fewer.... IDK. Just feelin' mean in my old age :P

Back in the day most people followed the trends that were going on when it came to voting. In the old says like you said it was to blam without a second thought. However ever since 2007 the trend change to saving stuff, since less submissions came through the portal, and most of the stuff that came through was not the normal stuff people would blam. However, most of this stuff that came through was the cookie cutter games and shoverware. As time went on and this shit kept coming into the portal people continued to protect more then blam, to the point where everyday seemed to be like clock day.

Now the staff seeing this problem decided to put a no tolerance on shoverware crap on for it to be too late since people have it beaten into their brains that no matter what protect whatever comes through the portal because my chances of getting points are greater if I press 2-5 then 0-1. It didn't help matters when we lost our whistles and the portal mods weren't in place which meant stolen, and other rule breaking shit could get through the portal without even a fight (Which shows up really well in the top protect list)

I miss the old days when something got protected it was actually something worth protecting (with the exceptions of some of the old spam crews using the power to overpower the masses as well as a few other users) and garbage that should pass the portal is actually blammed unlike now were everyday is like clockday.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-07 19:59:43 Reply

Gay Porn!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-08 08:30:57 Reply

This shit again. This must be the 10th time someone has uploaded this. Stolen, stolen, stolen.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-08 09:05:06 Reply

I wish to rejoin EGB I was a hardly active member when the thread was in the 5-600 pages, then I went inactive because of IRL problems tried rejoining that fell through because of lack of follow up. but now I am fully active again on the site and right now I am half way to SFC!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-08 12:00:48 Reply

Just some stolen Japanese cartoon footage.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-08 12:15:12 Reply

At 9/8/12 12:00 PM, gamejunkie wrote: Just some stolen Japanese cartoon footage.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602601

There's another one by that same person using a clip from the same anime just so you know. I'm sure you do.

But, forgive the ignorance, how do you actually whistle now-a-days? Because I have not seen anywhere nor heard how to after the redesign.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-08 12:36:43 Reply

At 9/8/12 12:15 PM, Confucianism wrote:
At 9/8/12 12:00 PM, gamejunkie wrote: Just some stolen Japanese cartoon footage.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602601
There's another one by that same person using a clip from the same anime just so you know. I'm sure you do.

But, forgive the ignorance, how do you actually whistle now-a-days? Because I have not seen anywhere nor heard how to after the redesign.

You can't actually whistle, but you can post links to shovelware or stolen content here. Portal Mods will take care of it post haste. It's marvelous.