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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-15 19:58:21 Reply

Happy Clock Day 2012 11 years of B I did not even realize it was Clock day till, I logged on and saw the awesome banner for this years Clock Day. I have seen some good stuff today in the portal I love Clocks always have done. It is grand to see Clocks on Newgrounds again. I'm not to sure how busy it is I will recheck the portal and see I would like to get some b/p points. Not that is important compared to protecting the portal from spam etc.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-17 07:52:42 Reply

At 8/16/12 09:52 PM, SmashLuigiFan1 wrote: Stolen - http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601204

Original - http://rogerregorroger.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d35ug2i

And unsurprisingly it passes anyways despite the fact that a lot of people know RogerregorRoger has an account here on Newgrounds.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-18 00:18:02 Reply

At 8/17/12 07:52 AM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 8/16/12 09:52 PM, SmashLuigiFan1 wrote: Stolen - http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601204

Original - http://rogerregorroger.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d35ug2i
And unsurprisingly it passes anyways despite the fact that a lot of people know RogerregorRoger has an account here on Newgrounds.

Not to mention the big fat "I don't own this" in the author's comments, but then again nothing surprises me anymore with the now shot in both legs police system we have now.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-18 14:37:09 Reply

  • Chun-Li Get Fucked
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-18 14:50:24 Reply

At 8/18/12 02:37 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601325
No.

Saw that and instantly knew it wasn't that person's work. Gave it my 0, but at the same time if I was a gambler I would bet on it making it through since so much shit that shouldn't pass because of this get through. I would be pleasantly surprised ans happy if I am proven wrong with this.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-18 15:33:51 Reply

At 8/18/12 02:50 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
At 8/18/12 02:37 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601325
No.
Saw that and instantly knew it wasn't that person's work. Gave it my 0, but at the same time if I was a gambler I would bet on it making it through since so much shit that shouldn't pass because of this get through. I would be pleasantly surprised ans happy if I am proven wrong with this.

If the whistle system was here then it wouldn't but since there is no whistle system for the moment and a lot of kids like free porn regardless of it being the person's work or not, they will vote it through anyways.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-18 20:25:11 Reply

At 8/18/12 03:33 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 8/18/12 02:50 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
At 8/18/12 02:37 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601325
No.
Saw that and instantly knew it wasn't that person's work. Gave it my 0, but at the same time if I was a gambler I would bet on it making it through since so much shit that shouldn't pass because of this get through. I would be pleasantly surprised ans happy if I am proven wrong with this.
If the whistle system was here then it wouldn't but since there is no whistle system for the moment and a lot of kids like free porn regardless of it being the person's work or not, they will vote it through anyways.

It isn't just shit like that. I saw a broken chocobreak game make it through the portal! Not only is chocobreak forbidden which make it up for deletion but it didn't even work and it still past. I mean seriously What the fuck? But as I said before that is the reason why if I was betting I would bet on it passing. But for all those people who are purposely pushing this shit through I wish the NG admins would nerf all they points down to 0 like they did to all the people who blammed stuff back in the day.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-19 14:02:25 Reply

Stolen flash:

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Original.

I would also assume that his other one is stolen too, though there aren't any credits on it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-19 15:42:53 Reply

The whistle system is easy to code, I don't see why it's taking so long.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-19 20:29:14 Reply

New shovelware account: http://uywork.newgrounds.com/. It fits the bill perfectly, they're all the exact same thing:

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-19 21:23:32 Reply

Those shovelware accounts sure don't get the message do they. I have been playing lots of Pop Cap demos games I wonder if Newgrounds has some Bejeweled games, I think it may have. I have found them so additive one called Zuma, really good fun. I need to check out the gaming section on here more often and the games are free here. Well I liked Clock Day I got maybe 13 b/p and it was cool to see the Clocks Crew on here.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-19 23:23:11 Reply

At 8/18/12 08:25 PM, LittleWashu wrote: It isn't just shit like that. I saw a broken chocobreak game make it through the portal! Not only is chocobreak forbidden which make it up for deletion but it didn't even work and it still past. I mean seriously What the fuck? But as I said before that is the reason why if I was betting I would bet on it passing. But for all those people who are purposely pushing this shit through I wish the NG admins would nerf all they points down to 0 like they did to all the people who blammed stuff back in the day.

Even sadder is the other 2 entries on their channel are also STOLEN! Jack is a Butterfly is from youtube, as for the other, just a gif set to music. If I recall correctly, hasn't this user had all their previous content removed for always being stolen?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-20 00:14:33 Reply

At 8/19/12 11:23 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 8/18/12 08:25 PM, LittleWashu wrote: It isn't just shit like that. I saw a broken chocobreak game make it through the portal! Not only is chocobreak forbidden which make it up for deletion but it didn't even work and it still past. I mean seriously What the fuck? But as I said before that is the reason why if I was betting I would bet on it passing. But for all those people who are purposely pushing this shit through I wish the NG admins would nerf all they points down to 0 like they did to all the people who blammed stuff back in the day.
Even sadder is the other 2 entries on their channel are also STOLEN! Jack is a Butterfly is from youtube, as for the other, just a gif set to music. If I recall correctly, hasn't this user had all their previous content removed for always being stolen?

I believe so. Yet they still seem to post stolen stuff here. but on another note here is another one that shouldn't be in the portal

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It seems they want to send yet another dressup game to the portal that is the same cooker cutter crap that the admins say isn't allowed. let's see if the masses prove me wrong with this one.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-20 03:35:09 Reply

More gamesgrow crap, and it looks like http://babyxuxule.newgrounds.com/ is another alt.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-20 07:32:32 Reply

Today's pile of crap (or this morning's, really):

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Soccerchamp manager.

  • Perfect Romantic Bride
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Dressup.

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Old shovelware account trying to make a comeback.

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See above.

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    Mouse to play.

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Yes, "babyxuxule" is a gamesgrow alt.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-20 08:02:58 Reply

At 8/20/12 07:32 AM, Spretznaz wrote: Today's pile of crap (or this morning's, really):

Excellent round-up!

Yes, "babyxuxule" is a gamesgrow alt.

I'll get the hang of this yet - just trying to be careful not to make a false accusation. Though, who would notice? Back in the day, The Elite Guard Barracks was the last word in Flash Portal security - some of the new members from last year's YouTube influx, have got to realize there's more to the BBS than just General :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-20 09:48:42 Reply

At 8/20/12 08:02 AM, VicariousE wrote:
At 8/20/12 07:32 AM, Spretznaz wrote: Today's pile of crap (or this morning's, really):
Excellent round-up!
Yes, "babyxuxule" is a gamesgrow alt.
I'll get the hang of this yet - just trying to be careful not to make a false accusation. Though, who would notice? Back in the day, The Elite Guard Barracks was the last word in Flash Portal security - some of the new members from last year's YouTube influx, have got to realize there's more to the BBS than just General :P

I remember those days especially back then the thread was still young. I remember I was the first person in charge of information about the whistle back then, and I remember helping in getting the whistle thing added into the requirements back in the old days.

However now until the system gets back to it's original strength savewhore, statwhore, and everyone else who loves messing with the portal will rule. The nerf (downgrade) really weakened the portal defense and has upset the already fragile balance we once had.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-20 19:31:34 Reply

Great news for all members of the Barracks!

As you may have noticed, a few of us (myself, Asandir and SCTE3 off the top of my head) have a shiny new gold aura. Along with this shiny aura are some new teeth for dealing with stolen/shovelware/malicious movies and games. So allow me to thank everyone who's been reporting flashes to the thread in the last few months and ask that you keep up the hard work. Be vigilant, report flashes as you find them, and give as much information to us as you possibly can as to why the flash needs to be looked at. Rest assured, rule-breaking flashes will be dealt with far more effectively from now on.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-20 19:41:52 Reply

At 8/20/12 07:31 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: As you may have noticed, a few of us (myself, Asandir and SCTE3 off the top of my head) have a shiny new gold aura.

God dam, more gold aura to be jealous of. Congrats to you guys and with this is there any news of a new whistle system? really want to get it higher then a bronze now.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-20 19:50:31 Reply

At 8/20/12 07:31 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Great news for all members of the Barracks!

As you may have noticed, a few of us (myself, Asandir and SCTE3 off the top of my head) have a shiny new gold aura. Along with this shiny aura are some new teeth for dealing with stolen/shovelware/malicious movies and games.

Welcome to the mod team! All your hard work and persistence has finally meant something!

Show those spammy flashes what for!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-20 20:45:50 Reply

At 8/20/12 07:31 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Great news for all members of the Barracks!

Fuckin' FINALLY! They actually bothered with their portal mods thing!

This is awesome, although... Do we have our flash whistles back yet? Are we still going to have to post stuff here if anything is to be done about it?

Either way, congrats on making me and everyone else who's ever had anything to do with this club jealous. Oh, and a word of warning: Make sure your accounts are as secure as they can possibly be. You're all more of a target now than ever before. Sooner or later, you WILL be the subject of spam-crew shitfuckery. Most of you already know about what I'm referring to and / or have been the focus of it already, but just for the knowledge of newer ones (Asandir comes to mind; he joined after the last major wave of it), it might be worth passing the message around. :)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-20 21:30:06 Reply

At 8/20/12 07:31 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Great news for all members of the Barracks!

As you may have noticed, a few of us (myself, Asandir and SCTE3 off the top of my head) have a shiny new gold aura.

And I thought that they'd never get around to it...This is amazing news, especially since the report/deletion system isn't botlenecked through one person anymore. I'm guessing this means the new whistle system is coming fairly soon?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-20 21:41:09 Reply

And I like the new error screen-much better than the old one.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-21 00:09:15 Reply

Guess who:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-21 03:58:11 Reply

Same old shite.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-21 10:50:02 Reply

Ugh! More Soccer Champ Manager Bullshit.

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Also, I get the feeling that http://suning.newgrounds.com/ and http://jinquan.newgrounds.com/ are alt accounts that have recently started submitting shitty shovelware stuff too. Should we start posting their crap here too?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-21 14:56:23 Reply

At 8/21/12 10:50 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Ugh! More Soccer Champ Manager Bullshit.

4 hours later and it's gone already, along with all the previous ones.

I already love the new system. :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-21 21:20:24 Reply

My Stars Games is the user pic on the account that submitted this, but it doesn't jibe in anyway with the content - there's also 3 fans, no reviews, posts or other data and this is the only submission.... tell me this isn't spam account, bro.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-21 21:25:27 Reply

At 8/21/12 09:20 PM, VicariousE wrote: My Stars Games is the user pic on the account that submitted this, but it doesn't jibe in anyway with the content - there's also 3 fans, no reviews, posts or other data and this is the only submission.... tell me this isn't spam account, bro.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601514

That is indeed shovelware, I've seen them have all their games on that account wiped out.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-08-22 03:30:16 Reply

Guess who again:

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