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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-17 12:10:59 Reply

Last time I checked, these aren't allowed.

  • ASDFmovie5(DUB)
    ASDFmovie5(DUB) by DaKDawg

    I LOVE TOMSKA'S AND EDDSWORLD'S VIDEOS!!!!!!!

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Just took a bunch of asdf clips and added their voice over them.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-17 15:31:41 Reply

At 7/16/12 10:08 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Another one.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/599238

Gamesgrow's been getting a little too clever with their names. Now everyone thinks that they're stealing.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-17 16:06:33 Reply

At 7/17/12 03:31 PM, Spretznaz wrote:
At 7/16/12 10:08 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Another one.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/599238
Gamesgrow's been getting a little too clever with their names. Now everyone thinks that they're stealing.

"This is stolen from acool.com"

That's funny because acoolgames is another one of their alts. Some people are just too stupid.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-17 21:34:22 Reply

  • Ben 10 Hidden Stars
    Ben 10 Hidden Stars by evitapal

    Help Ben to find all the stars.

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Shovelware, also screen is so small you can hardly tell what you're doing.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-18 02:02:51 Reply

At 7/17/12 09:34 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
Shovelware, also screen is so small you can hardly tell what you're doing.

That's comical. I got a good laugh out of that. Clearly, they messed up something while submitting.
The sounds were laughable too.
A lot of flash in the Under Judgement screen right now; anyone else seeing this? There's dozens.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-18 07:02:05 Reply

At 7/18/12 02:02 AM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: A lot of flash in the Under Judgement screen right now; anyone else seeing this? There's dozens.

There still is right now. I just managed to vote on around 50 under judgements. It's going to be a gain to remember this month I think. That is if it keeps going like this for a while.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-19 08:37:29 Reply

Stolen.

  • NSFW The plot thickens
    NSFW The plot thickens by Tenbow

    Repost from a swf site

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Authors Comments. My pony group on fb found this and had trouble viewing it so, i am reposting it here it does not belong to me, or anybody i know http://eye.swfchan.com/fl ash.asp?id=109580&n=MLPC_FINAL.swf&w=1080&h=675 thats where my friend found it, again i do not own it, its a re upload for ease of viewing i will take it down if i am asked by the creator. or if they want credit i will put it in

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-20 04:26:05 Reply

I'm not 100% sure, but I'm fairly certain that these 2 games are stolen.

  • Cash Clock
    Cash Clock by 2004tamp

    Convert time into money! O_o

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  • Curveball
    Curveball by 2004tamp

    Play against an opponent game.

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Reasons why?
1. None of the medals work on either game.
2. Cash Clock clearly has www.online-stopwatch.com across the top of it and it's been submitted by a 'Beta Tester'.
3. Curveball has been around for ages and it clearly states, 'Bought to you by Paragon Digital Media'.
4. Curveball has no Submit Score button.
5. Curveball has High Scores that don't work.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-20 05:32:05 Reply

Sorry for another post, but after some more investigating I have discovered this one is definitely stolen.

  • Curveball
    Curveball by 2004tamp

    Play against an opponent game.

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Since this is a response to one of the reviews left for the game.

2004tamp responds: "I do not own this game :("

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-20 15:10:25 Reply

Shovelware:

  • Papa's Salad Stall
    Papa's Salad Stall by ArcadeGrab

    Slice and Dice all the vegetables to create the best salads in town!

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  • Mario Match
    Mario Match by dragonstudio

    Play Super Mario match Game

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    197 Views
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-20 15:30:27 Reply

And these ones already passed.

  • Jumping Mushroom
    Jumping Mushroom by meimei123

    Try your beat to avoid obstacles

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  • Oriental Beauties
    Oriental Beauties by Oriental13

    Mouse to play.

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    973 Views
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  • Biochemical Firing Time
    Biochemical Firing Time by 2pplay

    Biochemical monster is under siege. Shoot quickly to remain alive.

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    608 Views
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  • Harpoon Fish
    Harpoon Fish by meimei123

    Use your harpoon to harpoon fish

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Looks like there's two new shovelware sites-Lastfreegames and Modugames. They've already made 2 alts apiece since yesterday.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-20 19:41:21 Reply

Ronald-McDonald-LoL I noticed that the portal seems to be more active, and there is 30 UJ movies right now . Lots of purple colors in the flash portal long may it continue. I should go there to vote more often alas I don't but I noticed my flash player was not up to date with Adobe. I thought it was till I checked anyway it now is so hopefully it wont crash again. Flash player is important.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-21 05:00:56 Reply

At 7/20/12 07:41 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: I noticed that the portal seems to be more active, and there is 30 UJ movies right now.

Just bin there myself and got 48 under judgement flashes voted on. It's all going to add up to quite a nice monthly gain for the next roster, not just for me but I can see a nice, big combined gain this time around. Only time will tell though.

Lots of purple colors in the flash portal long may it continue.

"Colors"? Your username is phantomlassuk and you spell it with no "u". What a world.
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Heres a dress up game,not sure if it is classed as shovelware or not.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-21 05:52:47 Reply

At 7/21/12 05:00 AM, Decky wrote: Heres a dress up game, not sure if it is classed as shovelware or not.

Well if that one is, then surely this one is too.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-21 15:42:34 Reply

Well, well, what do you know. It's this same shovelware poop yet again. And this time it doesn't even work properly.

  • Another Maze Game
    Another Maze Game by OnlineFlash

    Try to find your way out of the different levels of mazes.

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I reckon that's about 4 or 5 times in the last fortnight or so, that some version of this has been submitted.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-21 16:13:09 Reply

At 7/1/12 07:24 PM, byteslinger wrote: Another month has passed us by...

Barracks Roster as of July 1st, 2012:

If it's possible, I would like to be considered for membership to the EGB since I'm now a lot more involved and vigilant where shovelware and stolen flash are concerned. I think I'm more than qualified to be a member. So, if it pleases you so, could I please be added to future lists. I would greatly appreciate it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-21 16:18:48 Reply

Now I ask you, do these look similar and familiar or what? These are just beyond description.

  • Lemon's Adventure
    Lemon's Adventure by HeyWhyNotPerson

    Lemons First Epic Adventure!

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and

  • Lemon's Epic Adventure
    Lemon's Epic Adventure by HeyWhyNotPerson

    Lemon's Epic Adventure!

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Same Author, same rubbish.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-21 16:25:04 Reply

Stolen.

  • Outside Apeture
    Outside Apeture by HeyWhyNotPerson

    Test

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From here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NorZUFfpvC0

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-21 22:33:58 Reply

Not abusive but extremely sad.

  • Trollception
    Trollception by CaptainNarg

    meh

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The guy said in bold "Please blam this, it's the wrong SWF." and yet it still passed.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-22 03:38:50 Reply

Another one from the persistent Japanese sweatshop shovelware creators.

  • Blow Tom Up
    Blow Tom Up by gamer9119

    jerry blow tom up,funny

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-22 03:44:29 Reply

And just like that last one, these all seem to be coming from www.gamergoogle.com but they're all submitted by different authors.

  • Catoon Spanking
    Catoon Spanking by goldgame21

    Use mouse to spank catoon character!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-22 03:51:41 Reply

Stolen.

  • Paths of Hate Damian
    Paths of Hate Damian by im2short2die89

    Paths of Hate

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    29 Views
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From here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZn65LA2w90

Actually there are a number of previews for this if you Google, 'Path of Hate' you can find a few of these shorts.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-22 21:19:27 Reply

I'd love to join the EGB but before I officially apply how does one get rid of stolen submissions? Must we blam them or tell Wade.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-23 00:00:44 Reply

At 7/21/12 05:52 AM, gamejunkie wrote:
At 7/21/12 05:00 AM, Decky wrote: Heres a dress up game, not sure if it is classed as shovelware or not.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/599511
Well if that one is, then surely this one is too.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/599512

Even though its garbage, I don't think it's shovelware for the sole reason that it doesn't have ads. Although plastering their logo all over the place might count, it probably doesn't.

Wait, scratch that. Didn't Tom say that he was banning all "generic, ad nauseum dress-up games"? If so, then they just submitted another one.

  • Emo Bride Dress Up
    Emo Bride Dress Up by popgals

    wedding dress up

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-23 04:23:47 Reply

  • Little Gardener Girl Dres
    Little Gardener Girl Dres by meimei123

    This cute little gardener girl promised

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Yeah, Tom said all commercial, shovelware Dress-Ups are blammable and bannable.

  • Victorias New Blonde Look
    Victorias New Blonde Look by kayla1992

    Victoria justice is appearing with new blonde style in Victorious

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No ads on this one either, but damn, that BG music is loud and annoying!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-23 06:39:15 Reply

At 7/23/12 04:23 AM, VicariousE wrote: No ads on this one either, but damn, that BG music is loud and annoying!

Well, pressed zero. Thankfully, I'm watching these on mute, which makes audio reviewing a pain in the arse :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-23 08:18:12 Reply

At 7/23/12 04:23 AM, VicariousE wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/599609
Yeah, Tom said all commercial, shovelware Dress-Ups are blammable and bannable.

That one has that "modugames" logo on it (shrunk). They look like they're doing the exact same thing gamesgrow and youngmecn were doing...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-23 19:42:36 Reply

Another Generic Dress Up Game.

  • Fashion Tennis Girl
    Fashion Tennis Girl by ptgtate

    Dress up This Girl with nice style

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-23 20:43:27 Reply

And here's another one.

  • Camping Girl
    Camping Girl by rallystocks

    Fun Dress up Caming Game

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    105 Views
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and I'm fairly certain this one is stolen.

  • meet n fuck - space
    meet n fuck - space by sin087654

    meet and fuck is back!!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-23 20:48:59 Reply

At 7/23/12 08:43 PM, gamejunkie wrote: And here's another one.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/599654
and I'm fairly certain this one is stolen.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/599656

Darn it you beat me to the punch as I was about to post the second one. My advise would be to report the second one because with the way things are going with the portal, I doubt that it will actually get blammed -_-